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(South China Morning Post)   Hong Kong marathon may ban mobile phones after 'selfies' caused accidents   (scmp.com) divider line 79
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2013-09-17 09:48:13 AM  
Phooey.
 
2013-09-17 09:50:30 AM  
Both Hong Kong island and Kowloon smell like diesel -- who would want to run 26.2 miles through that?

/still a cool place
//Lan Kwai Fong ftw
 
2013-09-17 09:56:00 AM  
My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?
 
2013-09-17 09:57:24 AM  
Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:33 AM  

balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.


The only thing worse is at the end of a marathon when the kids come running out to cross the finish line with their mommy.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:53 AM  

balki1867: Unrelated CSB: I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.


Should that happen again, plow through her. After she's been trampled by everyone behind you, maybe she'll learn a lesson.
/Or sue the race organizers.
 
2013-09-17 10:04:19 AM  

balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.


Photobombing a marathon is not nice.
 
2013-09-17 10:05:48 AM  

jankyboy: Both Hong Kong island and Kowloon smell like diesel -- who would want to run 26.2 miles through that?

/still a cool place
//Lan Kwai Fong ftw


Not for me. LKF is way too crowded. It's like being in Soho on a saturday night only 24/7

/You forgot to mention the constant smell of sewage from the drains.
 
2013-09-17 10:10:52 AM  
Truly technology has made people dumber.
 
2013-09-17 10:16:38 AM  

dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?


My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-09-17 10:23:13 AM  

WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]


Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.
 
2013-09-17 10:28:01 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Phooey.


I lol'ed. You're a number one super guy.
 
2013-09-17 10:34:13 AM  

balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.


A buddy of mine ran the Turkey Trot in Naperville last year and said he felt like punching a few people.  He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.

/On a somewhat related note, I run my first marathon is in 5 days.
 
2013-09-17 10:36:00 AM  

jankyboy: WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]

Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.


Its family so its cool.

/Would ask if shes available but looks like too much work.
 
2013-09-17 10:38:50 AM  
Excellent.

Now if only we could ban runners who are more interested in snapping selfies than in running to the best of their ability...
 
2013-09-17 10:40:12 AM  

Tyrone Biggums: balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.

A buddy of mine ran the Turkey Trot in Naperville last year and said he felt like punching a few people.  He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.

/On a somewhat related note, I run my first marathon is in 5 days.


Best of luck - that means you were training in the worst of the heat, so hats off to you for that.
 
2013-09-17 10:42:30 AM  
CarnySaur:

The only thing worse is at the end of a marathon when the kids come running out to cross the finish line with their mommy.

Most of the bigger ones are really starting to crack down on that; Chicago especially a couple years ago I noticed it.

Pretty funny to watch the arguments-
"your kid can't finish with you, only runners"
"but who do you expect to take care of my 7 year old?"
"not us, that's the point."
"but it will slow me down to find my husband and return her"
"probably should have paid attention when we said this is not allowed."

Supporting friends and family is great, but the finish line is a cluster and it needs to be kept clear for runners and race officials.

New trend that I have only seen and yet to have to deal with in race:
Smartphone music being played out the crappy speakers instead of with ear buds.  Dear god, if someone did that by me for more than 100m, their phone would be on the side of the road.  Ok, that's a lie, but they would be yelled at until it was turned off.
 
2013-09-17 10:46:29 AM  

jankyboy: Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.


Yes. Her Facebook page has dozens of those. It's her brother's grave, and every time she visits it she takes a duckface or smiling selfie in front of it. Here are some more below.

One time she posted a picture of a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee cup with the words "Why didn't you come in?" written on the side. She claimed the drive through guy had written it because "OMG, he was trying to flirt with me!" But in the background of the picture is the same color marker that the message was written in with the cap off. Psyyyyyyychooooo.....

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-09-17 10:47:47 AM  

bacongood: CarnySaur:

The only thing worse is at the end of a marathon when the kids come running out to cross the finish line with their mommy.

Most of the bigger ones are really starting to crack down on that; Chicago especially a couple years ago I noticed it.

Pretty funny to watch the arguments-
"your kid can't finish with you, only runners"
"but who do you expect to take care of my 7 year old?"
"not us, that's the point."
"but it will slow me down to find my husband and return her"
"probably should have paid attention when we said this is not allowed."

Supporting friends and family is great, but the finish line is a cluster and it needs to be kept clear for runners and race officials.

New trend that I have only seen and yet to have to deal with in race:
Smartphone music being played out the crappy speakers instead of with ear buds.  Dear god, if someone did that by me for more than 100m, their phone would be on the side of the road.  Ok, that's a lie, but they would be yelled at until it was turned off.


Again, just another example of society's overblown sense of entitlement. "Let's see, I'm going to let my toddler stray into the path of hundreds of adults who are going as fast as they can to get across the damn finish line and STOP RUNNING because it'll be so cute to have a picture of him/her holding hands with daddy/mommy/auntie/whoever." It's a danger to the runners, it's a danger to the kids, and you know that if anyone gets knocked over their parents will file a lawsuit before the race is even officially over. They allowed their child onto a closed course, but of course it's the organizers' fault...
 
2013-09-17 10:48:50 AM  

eas81: jankyboy: WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]

Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.

Its family so its cool.

/Would ask if shes available but looks like too much work.


Was distracted by the boobies, missed the explanation in the original post.
 
2013-09-17 10:50:51 AM  

Nogale: Best of luck - that means you were training in the worst of the heat, so hats off to you for that.


Thanks. Did my last long run this morning.  So now it's time to rest and carb load.
 
2013-09-17 10:53:36 AM  

WinoRhino: jankyboy: Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.

Yes. Her Facebook page has dozens of those. It's her brother's grave, and every time she visits it she takes a duckface or smiling selfie in front of it. Here are some more below.

One time she posted a picture of a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee cup with the words "Why didn't you come in?" written on the side. She claimed the drive through guy had written it because "OMG, he was trying to flirt with me!" But in the background of the picture is the same color marker that the message was written in with the cap off. Psyyyyyyychooooo.....

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 643x243]


Do us a favor and tell her to make sure and flush before a bathroom selfie? Thanks in advance.
 
2013-09-17 10:57:44 AM  
Hats off to you marathon runners. I hate driving 26 miles.
 
2013-09-17 11:00:48 AM  

WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]


And I thought my friends were bad
/On a side note if anyone have a WP or W8 DO NOT LINK YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TO YOUR DEVICE! You will bombarded with selfies
 
2013-09-17 11:00:51 AM  
My wife is such a serious runner she has this on the back of her car:

31.media.tumblr.com

I have this on mine:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 11:02:35 AM  
LOOK AT ME!! *click - post*
LOOK AT ME!! *click - post*
LOOK AT ME!! *runs into post - PRANG!!!*
 
2013-09-17 11:02:51 AM  
If I don't take a selfish did it really happen?
 
2013-09-17 11:10:02 AM  
Every time I read "selfie" I think "masturbation" and it takes me a second to realize we're talking about people taking their own picture, but I guess it's not really that much different.
 
2013-09-17 11:10:07 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I have this on mine:

[i.imgur.com image 460x258]


www.enveritasgroup.com

Also:

Tyrone Biggums: He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.


He should run faster. It shouldn't be hard to get ahead of someone who is texting or taking pictures while running. And if they're still faster than he is while doing that, what's the problem?
 
2013-09-17 11:10:43 AM  
should read: "Hong Kong may ban marathons for dangerous air quality"
 
2013-09-17 11:14:07 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]

And I thought my friends were bad
/On a side note if anyone have a WP or W8 DO NOT LINK YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TO YOUR DEVICE! You will bombarded with selfies


You can turn those off.
 
2013-09-17 11:14:52 AM  

jankyboy: WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]

Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.


I hate duckface. I've never done the duckface thing in my life. I did have a habit of doing the Elvis lip curl thing though. I didn't even
realize I did it until my now-husband pointed out to me how stupid I looked.
 
2013-09-17 11:15:15 AM  

Uzzah: Wellon Dowd: I have this on mine:

[i.imgur.com image 460x258]


i.imgur.com

I object, sir! I am not stupid.
 
2013-09-17 11:16:02 AM  

Wellon Dowd: My wife is such a serious runner she has this on the back of her car:

[31.media.tumblr.com image 451x292]

I have this on mine:

[i.imgur.com image 460x258]


If you add 2 black circles to yours, you'll have a cute panda bear!
 
2013-09-17 11:17:40 AM  
I guess this dude can't run then...

i.dailymail.co.uk
/hot
 
2013-09-17 11:21:05 AM  
The injured included Hong Kong triathlete Joyce Cheung Ting-yan, who survived a nasty fall to go on to win the women's 10-kilometre race.

Question.  If she won the damn race, that means she was running with other people that were in the front, no?  I'm sure they weren't farking around on their phones.
 
2013-09-17 11:30:39 AM  

Carn: Every time I read "selfie" I think "masturbation" and it takes me a second to realize we're talking about people taking their own picture, but I guess it's not really that much different.


QFT.
 
2013-09-17 11:32:06 AM  
blatz514:
Question.  If she won the damn race, that means she was running with other people that were in the front, no?  I'm sure they weren't farking around on their phones.


I'm thinking it probably near the beginning of the race, when she was maybe surrounded by a bunch of rookies.
 
2013-09-17 11:34:41 AM  
This is the only place in Hong Kong I'm running to or running away from...

www.discoverhongkong.com
 
2013-09-17 11:47:01 AM  
Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?
 
2013-09-17 11:52:07 AM  

brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?


I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october
 
2013-09-17 11:52:18 AM  

blatz514: The injured included Hong Kong triathlete Joyce Cheung Ting-yan, who survived a nasty fall to go on to win the women's 10-kilometre race.

Question.  If she won the damn race, that means she was running with other people that were in the front, no?  I'm sure they weren't farking around on their phones.


There were at least 4 races going on (5k, 10k, half, full).  So if they started the 5k and 10k together (fairly common), she would be finishing with slower 5k runners.

Also, possible that she got caught up in a group of guys running the 10k at her speed.
 
2013-09-17 11:57:19 AM  

djZorbof: /running the marine corps marathon in october


My wife and I are doing that one, too. It will be better than last year when we were trying to beat a hurricane!
 
2013-09-17 12:00:38 PM  

brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?


There's a surefire way to eliminate that problem:  Band-Aid Tough Strips Extra Large Waterproof...uhh...band aids.  The ones that look like duct tape.  You'll thank me.  They stay one for an entire marathon and come off relatively easily.

Specifically these:

www.acareotc.com
 
2013-09-17 12:01:59 PM  

Uzzah: He should run faster. It shouldn't be hard to get ahead of someone who is texting or taking pictures while running. And if they're still faster than he is while doing that, what's the problem?


What happens is that people line up near the front of the starting line (which is usually reserved for faster runners) and do that.  He's a pretty avid runner so he usually lines up with the 7 or 8 minute/mile group. You'd think that everyone in that group and ahead of you would run faster.  But at this particular race people just get in line wherever they want and walk. So he's while he's trying to get a good time he has to spend the first mile or so of the race weaving around groups of people who are texting and taking pictures. One or two people doing this is generally not a problem.  But when you have 40 or 50 it disrupts the flow of the race.
 
2013-09-17 12:02:54 PM  

WinoRhino: jankyboy: Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.

Yes. Her Facebook page has dozens of those. It's her brother's grave, and every time she visits it she takes a duckface or smiling selfie in front of it. Here are some more below.

One time she posted a picture of a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee cup with the words "Why didn't you come in?" written on the side. She claimed the drive through guy had written it because "OMG, he was trying to flirt with me!" But in the background of the picture is the same color marker that the message was written in with the cap off. Psyyyyyyychooooo.....

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 643x243]


Now that is a prime example of guano psychotic.
 
2013-09-17 12:03:01 PM  

vento: The ones that look like duct tape.  You'll thank me.  They stay one for an entire marathon and come off relatively easily.


I've always just used sports tape. Helps to shave the nip area first, too.
 
2013-09-17 12:04:33 PM  

WinoRhino: djZorbof: /running the marine corps marathon in october

My wife and I are doing that one, too. It will be better than last year when we were trying to beat a hurricane!


I'll see you guys there!  Maybe we can take a selfie together at the finish line?
 
2013-09-17 12:06:16 PM  

WinoRhino: vento: The ones that look like duct tape.  You'll thank me.  They stay one for an entire marathon and come off relatively easily.

I've always just used sports tape. Helps to shave the nip area first, too.


With those Band-Aids, you don't have to shave and when you pull them off, they don't rip off your chest fur.  A buddy that I train with and I did a couple weeks of research during runs - we tried all sorts of stuff - and those particular Band-Aids were the only thing that worked 100% without having to do anything extra.
 
2013-09-17 12:06:46 PM  

djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october


i20.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 12:22:55 PM  

BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]


I regret doing this already..

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-17 12:27:09 PM  
I would say that ultra-chafed or bleeding nipples is a sign that humans aren't supposed to run that much while wearing a shirt.
 
2013-09-17 12:34:10 PM  

SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]

I regret doing this already..

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


Really, for a person to cause themselves bodily harm just to win a race is the pinnacle of stupidity.

If you're bleeding, stop doing what is making you bleed.
 
2013-09-17 12:36:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]

I regret doing this already..

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]

Really, for a person to cause themselves bodily harm just to win a race is the pinnacle of stupidity.

If you're bleeding, stop doing what is making you bleed.


You really expect most of the farkers on here to stop fapping?
 
2013-09-17 01:00:29 PM  
OK...I have to ask, as I have never run farther than to the fridge in my life. Why do the nipples bleed?
 
2013-09-17 01:01:55 PM  

SearchN: I regret doing this already..


Actually, that's not the worst part about raw nips. Getting into a shower afterward is. Maybe it's just because the water stings, or because the shower is washing all the salt off your body and it flows over your raw wounds. Either way, I'd suggest covering the problem chafed area with a coating of Vaseline before getting in; it will save you a world of misery.
 
2013-09-17 01:05:55 PM  

digitalrain: OK...I have to ask, as I have never run farther than to the fridge in my life. Why do the nipples bleed?


Ever wear contact lenses for too long, and your eyes get blood shot because the small capillaries in the cornea try to get more oxygen at the surface? Same thing here, but with the excess dilation of the blood vessels from prolonged exertion, the natural opening at the end of the nipple (usually closed for men) will be forced open as this occurs. The skin tears a bit causing bleeding. It bleeds quite a bit more after that because of the exposed capillaries.
 
2013-09-17 01:16:05 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: What happens is that people line up near the front of the starting line (which is usually reserved for faster runners) and do that.  He's a pretty avid runner so he usually lines up with the 7 or 8 minute/mile group. You'd think that everyone in that group and ahead of you would run faster.  But at this particular race people just get in line wherever they want and walk. So he's while he's trying to get a good time he has to spend the first mile or so of the race weaving around groups of people who are texting and taking pictures. One or two people doing this is generally not a problem.  But when you have 40 or 50 it disrupts the flow of the race.


Know your race. If this is more of a "social" race (Race for the Cure, anything with a significant number of people in costumes, "destination" events like a Disney race, 5ks, races with 5,000 or more entrants, etc.), expect that the starting corrals will be full of goofballs like that and make a beeline for the first few rows off the start line. If it's more of a "racing" race (half marathons and up, races put on by running clubs rather than event organizers, races with
 
2013-09-17 01:16:11 PM  

SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]

I regret doing this already..

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


That would be me if I ever forgot to put bandaids on my nips.
 
2013-09-17 01:16:40 PM  

SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]

I regret doing this already..

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]


You and me...we're fighting 'til this thread is over.

/blarrgharagh
 
2013-09-17 01:18:11 PM  

Nogale: Tyrone Biggums: balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.

A buddy of mine ran the Turkey Trot in Naperville last year and said he felt like punching a few people.  He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.

/On a somewhat related note, I run my first marathon is in 5 days.

Best of luck - that means you were training in the worst of the heat, so hats off to you for that.


How much difference does the heat make?  I've been able to compare 60 degree AC to 90+ degree Charleston, SC but I haven't been running long enough to know if I'm up for trying a 10k in October or not.

/3k every morning
//I did 5 Saturday. In the sun.
///I could have done more, but it would have been a bad idea.
 
2013-09-17 01:23:10 PM  
Rule #12345 - Don't do anything that will make you bleed out of your nipples.
 
2013-09-17 01:25:27 PM  

Carn: Rule #12345 - Don't do anything that will make you bleed out of your nipples.


Man, what would my sex life be like without that?
 
2013-09-17 01:27:25 PM  

WinoRhino: SearchN: I regret doing this already..

Actually, that's not the worst part about raw nips. Getting into a shower afterward is. Maybe it's just because the water stings, or because the shower is washing all the salt off your body and it flows over your raw wounds. Either way, I'd suggest covering the problem chafed area with a coating of Vaseline before getting in; it will save you a world of misery.


Has nothing on not finding out that you chafed down below until you hit the shower.
 
2013-09-17 01:31:12 PM  

mike_d85: How much difference does the heat make?  I've been able to compare 60 degree AC to 90+ degree Charleston, SC but I haven't been running long enough to know if I'm up for trying a 10k in October or not.


If you aren't used to running in heat it can be a pretty serious issue but it depends on the person. Some people handle it better than others. Start out a bit slower than you would otherwise and see how it goes. Drink plenty of fluids. Dumping water on your head is excellent for cooling (but can cause chafing and stuff for some people).
 
2013-09-17 01:53:35 PM  

Jument: mike_d85: How much difference does the heat make?  I've been able to compare 60 degree AC to 90+ degree Charleston, SC but I haven't been running long enough to know if I'm up for trying a 10k in October or not.

If you aren't used to running in heat it can be a pretty serious issue but it depends on the person. Some people handle it better than others. Start out a bit slower than you would otherwise and see how it goes. Drink plenty of fluids. Dumping water on your head is excellent for cooling (but can cause chafing and stuff for some people).


The higher the temperarture and/or humidity, the more your body tries to use blood to cool you off.  That takes blood away from your muscles.  In general, if you're running in the heat, it's best to have a heart rate monitor so you can run by that.  You'll be a lot slower than usual, but as far as your heart is concerned, it's the same workout.
 
2013-09-17 01:55:47 PM  

blatz514: SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

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I regret doing this already..

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You and me...we're fighting 'til this thread is over.

/blarrgharagh


Not really, I only go for that type of thing in epic boobies thread. All you man.
 
2013-09-17 02:05:21 PM  

Uzzah: Know your race. If this is more of a "social" race (Race for the Cure, anything with a significant number of people in costumes, "destination" events like a Disney race, 5ks, races with 5,000 or more entrants, etc.), expect that the starting corrals will be full of goofballs like that and make a beeline for the first few rows off the start line. If it's more of a "racing" race (half marathons and up, races put on by running clubs rather than event organizers, races with


Oh I agree.  Like I said, it was a friend that ran it.  I was there for moral support.  And, having ran it in years past, I knew what the participants would do.  I thought the Shamrock Shuffle was really well organized for being ~40K runners.
 
2013-09-17 02:05:31 PM  

bacongood: Has nothing on not finding out that you chafed down below until you hit the shower.


A-farking-men.
 
2013-09-17 02:16:00 PM  

WinoRhino: digitalrain: OK...I have to ask, as I have never run farther than to the fridge in my life. Why do the nipples bleed?

Ever wear contact lenses for too long, and your eyes get blood shot because the small capillaries in the cornea try to get more oxygen at the surface? Same thing here, but with the excess dilation of the blood vessels from prolonged exertion, the natural opening at the end of the nipple (usually closed for men) will be forced open as this occurs. The skin tears a bit causing bleeding. It bleeds quite a bit more after that because of the exposed capillaries.


WTF am I reading??!??

How about: sensitive, slightly protruding body part + loose fitting shirt = chaffing.
The end.
 
2013-09-17 02:20:30 PM  

Grandemadaca: WTF am I reading??!??

How about: sensitive, slightly protruding body part + loose fitting shirt = chaffing.
The end.


Yeah, this.

The thing with your eyes is totally different.  The corneas get their oxygen from the air around them, so when you wear contacts too long, you're suffocating them.  The capillaries grow out to supplement the oxygen supply.  Your skin doesn't work the same way.

Bleeding nips comes from having a piece of cloth vigorously moving directly against them for 4-5 hours.  Honestly theres no excuse for this.  If you're running a marathon you should've discovered this problem during one of your long training runs and taken the proper corrective action.

\\Fark Med School GED so please correct the technical details I got wrong.
 
2013-09-17 02:30:07 PM  

Grandemadaca: WTF am I reading??!??


balki1867: Yeah, this.


Darn, and I really thought that other explanation was right, and not just screwing with someone who asked a silly question.
 
2013-09-17 02:34:17 PM  

WinoRhino: Darn, and I really thought that other explanation was right, and not just screwing with someone who asked a silly question.


My apologies.  My message-board sarcasm detection capabilities arent very good.
 
2013-09-17 02:42:58 PM  

balki1867: WinoRhino: Darn, and I really thought that other explanation was right, and not just screwing with someone who asked a silly question.

My apologies.  My message-board sarcasm detection capabilities arent very good.


Ditto.
There seems to be a problem with the Sarcasm Detector!


/Nya-hi!
 
2013-09-17 03:12:54 PM  
Jument:
If you aren't used to running in heat it can be a pretty serious issue but it depends on the person. Some people handle it better than others. Start out a bit slower than you would otherwise and see how it goes. Drink plenty of fluids. Dumping water on your head is excellent for cooling (but can cause chafing and stuff for some people).

vento:
The higher the temperarture and/or humidity, the more your body tries to use blood to cool you off.  That takes blood away from your muscles.  In general, if you're running in the heat, it's best to have a heart rate monitor so you can run by that.  You'll be a lot slower than usual, but as far as your heart is concerned, it's the same workout.

Thanks.  By the sound of it, my running at 5am in the summer (75-85 degrees, 75-90% humidity) will basically equate to running at noon in October.  Probably a little less intense.  I think I'll up my distance and train for the 10k.
 
2013-09-17 05:11:17 PM  

Uzzah: Tyrone Biggums: What happens is that people line up near the front of the starting line (which is usually reserved for faster runners) and do that.  He's a pretty avid runner so he usually lines up with the 7 or 8 minute/mile group. You'd think that everyone in that group and ahead of you would run faster.  But at this particular race people just get in line wherever they want and walk. So he's while he's trying to get a good time he has to spend the first mile or so of the race weaving around groups of people who are texting and taking pictures. One or two people doing this is generally not a problem.  But when you have 40 or 50 it disrupts the flow of the race.

Know your race. If this is more of a "social" race (Race for the Cure, anything with a significant number of people in costumes, "destination" events like a Disney race, 5ks, races with 5,000 or more entrants, etc.), expect that the starting corrals will be full of goofballs like that and make a beeline for the first few rows off the start line. If it's more of a "racing" race (half marathons and up, races put on by running clubs rather than event organizers, races with


There's a picture up in my office of me at the start of the Quad Cities marathon. To qualify for Boston I needed to run 3:15, somewhere around 7:25 mile pace, and my training supported that.   lined up in the middle of the 7 and 8 minute mile posts at the start.  Yet, in the aforementioned picture, the teeming mass of humanity in front of me includes a somewhat overweight dude pushing a lady in a wheelchair.  The group was the 9-10 minute milers.

Took two miles to weave and elbow through that pile.  By then, I was 3 minutes off pace. Finished in 3:18.

Now I'll go all R. Lee Ermey on people who do pull that shiate.  Have some respect, maggot.  Glaciers line up in the back, k?

/'Nother nipple bleeder
//Way too slow to qualify anymore
 
2013-09-17 06:21:36 PM  

mike_d85: Nogale: Tyrone Biggums: balki1867: Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.

A buddy of mine ran the Turkey Trot in Naperville last year and said he felt like punching a few people.  He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.

/On a somewhat related note, I run my first marathon is in 5 days.

Best of luck - that means you were training in the worst of the heat, so hats off to you for that.

How much difference does the heat make?  I've been able to compare 60 degree AC to 90+ degree Charleston, SC but I haven't been running long enough to know if I'm up for trying a 10k in October or not.

/3k every morning
//I did 5 Saturday. In the sun.
///I could have done more, but it would have been a bad idea.


Heat, and especially humid heat, makes an enormous difference. Most people who live in places with hot, sticky summers get up super early to run or run late in the evening. I don't know what the weather's like where you live, but certainly pushing yourself to new distances in the heat of the day is not the brightest training approach.
 
2013-09-17 06:24:46 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: A buddy of mine ran the Turkey Trot


Heh. Did he go on to run the Delhi Belly?

And the USA Arse?

in Naperville last year and said he felt like punching a few people.  He was trying to run for time and there were people in front of him texting, chatting, and taking pictures all while running.

Well, he sounds like a perfectly balanced, sane individual.
 
2013-09-18 01:06:08 AM  

iron de havilland: Well, he sounds like a perfectly balanced, sane individual.


Uhhh... In case you haven't noticed, we're talking about the type of people who will run 42.2km for fun and challenge. Runners aren't exactly sane.

/why yes, I am a runner
//registered to run Bangkok Marathon on 17 Nov.
 
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