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(Opposing Views)   Mom uses science to prove that her son couldn't have possibly shot anyone. "My son is gay. Gay people don't shoot kids. Certain men don't shoot kids"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 103
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2013-09-17 08:20:26 AM  
Mom, you are as prejudiced as the people who hate homosexuals.
 
2013-09-17 08:31:21 AM  
Ah.  The good ol' Twinkie defense.
 
2013-09-17 08:52:10 AM  
Andrew Cunanan unavailable for comment.
 
2013-09-17 08:56:44 AM  
Nah, they kill 'em with hammers and post the videos on the internet.
 
2013-09-17 09:04:38 AM  
Why does the old bigot think that, exactly?  I kind of want to hear the old/racist explanation for this one.

My money's on something like "Have you ever tried to shoot with a limp wrist?  It just doesn't work."
 
2013-09-17 09:06:33 AM  
What with all that hand flapping, I assume it's hard to take a bead.

Next up: celibate priests.
 
2013-09-17 09:07:03 AM  
Gianni Versace is just sleeping.
 
2013-09-17 09:07:06 AM  

dittybopper: Andrew Cunanan unavailable for comment.


Floyd Corkins unavailable for comment.
 
2013-09-17 09:07:09 AM  
What is she going on about? Gay priests shoot kids all the time.
 
2013-09-17 09:07:18 AM  
I know this is the internet so judging people is the usual way to go about things, but could it be she's just hysterical about her son being accused of murder instead of a crazed racist homophobe?
 
2013-09-17 09:08:45 AM  

Saners: What is she going on about? Gay priests shoot kids all the time.


From the inside.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:47 AM  
You know what, ma'am?  I'm 100% confident that gay people, be they men or women, can put a gun in their hands, then pull the trigger.  You don't have to be a certain sexual orientation to be able to do that.
 
2013-09-17 09:09:29 AM  
Did he say "ZAP!" when he fired?
 
2013-09-17 09:10:00 AM  

dittybopper: Andrew Cunanan unavailable for comment.


this!
 
2013-09-17 09:10:09 AM  
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2013-09-17 09:10:57 AM  

Jim_Callahan: My money's on something like "Have you ever tried to shoot with a limp wrist?  It just doesn't work."


Heh.  Actually, "limp wristing" is a problem when shooting certain semi-automatic handguns.   That's because they work by what is known as "short recoil" operation, and if you absorb a significant amount of the energy available to cycle the gun by allowing the whole gun to recoil because your wrist isn't "locked", there isn't enough left over to completely cycle the action.

Everything you wanted to know about limp wristing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_wristing

/I know you know, I'm explaining it for everyone else.
 
2013-09-17 09:11:24 AM  
At least she isn't as batshiat insane as Lora Robinson, a woman who took denialism to potato o'clock
 
2013-09-17 09:12:14 AM  
The shooting toddlers thing is what has me truly perplexed.

Were they making threatening motions with their binkies?  Nursing with the intention of doing grievous bodily harm?
 
2013-09-17 09:12:16 AM  
 "My son is gay. Gay people don't shoot kids."


Not with guns, anyway.
 
2013-09-17 09:13:36 AM  
Limp wrists are crap for aiming, concealed carry ruins the line of a suit, they wouldn't be caught dead in camo, etc...
 
2013-09-17 09:13:37 AM  
 
2013-09-17 09:14:24 AM  
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2013-09-17 09:14:47 AM  
But he's such a sweet boy.
 
2013-09-17 09:14:47 AM  

Matthew Keene: "My son is gay. Gay people don't shoot kids."


Not with guns, anyway.


Damn it that would be a hell of a headline

or something like:

Mom claims her son didn't shoot kids, says her son was interested in a different kind of gun
 
2013-09-17 09:15:34 AM  
I heard some Gheys like to shoot laser beams at each other.
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2013-09-17 09:16:37 AM  
They just shoot them with HIV-infected murder rings, right, Pat Robertson?
 
2013-09-17 09:17:04 AM  

cman: Matthew Keene: "My son is gay. Gay people don't shoot kids."


Not with guns, anyway.

Damn it that would be a hell of a headline

or something like:

Mom claims her son didn't shoot kids, says her son was interested in a different kind of gun


This is my rifle, this is my gun
this one for fighting, this one for fun.
 
2013-09-17 09:17:49 AM  
Gays don't kill kids. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France
 
2013-09-17 09:18:58 AM  
This could work like the OJ and the glove defense.

If the boy is gay - then life's a cabaret - and he couldn't have shot - those kids at play
 
2013-09-17 09:20:45 AM  
Everybody knows only transvestites can use guns.
 
2013-09-17 09:21:34 AM  
I don't think she's using science.  Maybe history or philosophy, could be sociology...shiat, that's a science.

Sorry, subby.
 
2013-09-17 09:21:44 AM  
Wasn't that kid who shot up Sandy Hook gay? I could be way off mostly because I haven't had any coffee or paying attention.
 
2013-09-17 09:25:13 AM  
barfblog.com

/It's poetry in motion
 
2013-09-17 09:26:55 AM  
She's right. His wrist would be too limp to handle a gun properly. Study it out people.
 
2013-09-17 09:27:32 AM  
Floyd Corkins would like a word with this crack-pot.


// That is if you don't believe the total farkers who claimed he was a tea-party operative in a vast right wing conspiracy.
 
2013-09-17 09:27:37 AM  
I wouldn't expect there to be more than in the general population, but none at all? No way.
 
2013-09-17 09:27:48 AM  
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Whatever you say, science mom!
 
2013-09-17 09:31:07 AM  
Would like a word with Mom
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2013-09-17 09:31:27 AM  
Gays don't shoot people. That's the joke, ja? Very good, Godwin. Have a cookie.

media.npr.org
 
2013-09-17 09:31:34 AM  
This is true! Pedophiles don't shoot people either. John Wayne Gacy & Jeffrey Dahmner never shot anybody.
 
2013-09-17 09:32:48 AM  
Disagrees:
opinion-forum.com
 
2013-09-17 09:34:15 AM  
This mom is an idiot.  If that were true, why are the majority of serial killers homosexuals?
 
2013-09-17 09:36:39 AM  
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2013-09-17 09:37:22 AM  

lordaction: This mom is an idiot.  If that were true, why are the majority of serial killers homosexuals



 Pinking shears are used tokill thousands every year.
 
2013-09-17 09:43:48 AM  
What about assault-homos?
 
2013-09-17 09:44:42 AM  
She obviously hasn't seen their porn. They shoot each other on the face all the time.
 
2013-09-17 09:45:09 AM  
No they just rape them
 
2013-09-17 09:56:32 AM  
This is Chewbacca.

Chewbacca is a gay homosexual Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk.

Therefore, my kid didn't shoot anybody.

Amen.
 
2013-09-17 09:59:53 AM  
At least he didn't try to get married
 
2013-09-17 10:00:24 AM  

dittybopper: Jim_Callahan: My money's on something like "Have you ever tried to shoot with a limp wrist?  It just doesn't work."

Heh.  Actually, "limp wristing" is a problem when shooting certain semi-automatic handguns.   That's because they work by what is known as "short recoil" operation, and if you absorb a significant amount of the energy available to cycle the gun by allowing the whole gun to recoil because your wrist isn't "locked", there isn't enough left over to completely cycle the action.

Everything you wanted to know about limp wristing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limp_wristing

/I know you know, I'm explaining it for everyone else.


As a non-heterosexual firearm owner, I constantly struggle against this handicap.

/I blame the Mosquito.
 
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