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2013-09-17 08:42:12 AM  
That is one good looking guy

/no homo
//NTTIAWWT
 
2013-09-17 08:42:27 AM  
Jebus CHREST!  He looks like his dad!
 
2013-09-17 08:44:11 AM  
Fark him... who's the babe?
 
2013-09-17 08:45:01 AM  
On the contrary, Scott grew up 'just doing the grind', and now he spends much of his time surfing and fishing in San Diego, where he lives.

See, people.  All you need to do is work hard for 8 or 9 years after high school, and you too can spend much of your time fishing and surfing in one of America's most expensive cities.  You just need to work hard like Scott Eastwood.

Too many people these days just don't want to work hard enough to save the $600k a year for 10 years that you would need to retire at 28 like Scott Eastwood.  This kid was "just doing the grind".  You need to just do the grind.
 
2013-09-17 08:48:40 AM  
Holy shiat, they cloned Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-09-17 08:55:07 AM  
Yes, please.
 
2013-09-17 08:58:50 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The winds whipped up somewhere south of Papua New Guinea almost before you could secure the mainsail. Luckily, your J. Peterman Nautical Flatback Windbreaker kept you warm and dry during the summer squall. Braided pull string hood, double-buttoned collar, extra loose sleeves to better accomodate undershirts or sweaters. Available in Pomegranate Red, Open Ocean Blue, and Bendigo Brown.
 
2013-09-17 09:01:28 AM  

Kiler: That is one good looking guy

/no homo
//NTTIAWWT


He looks like a guy anyone would invite to hang out at a party mansion in Philly.
 
2013-09-17 09:02:57 AM  
www.slate.com

soon...
 
2013-09-17 09:05:05 AM  
SOMEONE GET THAT KID INTO SPAGHETTI WESTERNS, STAT.  It's time to revive the genre.
 
2013-09-17 09:09:00 AM  
It's scary (but in a cool way) how much he looks like his Dad
 
2013-09-17 09:10:51 AM  
Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?
 
2013-09-17 09:12:41 AM  

justanothersumguy: Jebus CHREST!  He looks like his dad!


This.  Clint's genes are strong.  Hope he doesn't really smoke cigars, cause that'll really age him fast.
 
2013-09-17 09:14:27 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?


Who cares?
 
2013-09-17 09:15:54 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?

Who cares?


They can 'teach' him to act.
 
2013-09-17 09:19:01 AM  

Infernalist: TheDumbBlonde: Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?

Who cares?

They can 'teach' him to act.


Clearly you're familiar with the story of the conversation between Clint and Burt Reynolds after they both lost out in the same audition.
 
2013-09-17 09:19:52 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: SOMEONE GET THAT KID INTO SPAGHETTI WESTERNS, STAT.  It's time to revive the genre.


THIS! Anything to wash the stink of The Lone Ranger reboot away
 
2013-09-17 09:20:02 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Infernalist: TheDumbBlonde: Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?

Who cares?

They can 'teach' him to act.

Clearly you're familiar with the story of the conversation between Clint and Burt Reynolds after they both lost out in the same audition.


No...

STORY TIME!
 
2013-09-17 09:30:21 AM  

Infernalist: Crewmannumber6: Infernalist: TheDumbBlonde: Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?

Who cares?

They can 'teach' him to act.

Clearly you're familiar with the story of the conversation between Clint and Burt Reynolds after they both lost out in the same audition.

No...

STORY TIME!


Transcript of Burt telling it to Larry King

REYNOLDS: Well, Eastwood was -- I always tell the story that we were fired the same day, but we weren't. We were fired the same year. And he was fired because his Adam's apple stuck out too far. He talked too slow. And he had a chipped tooth and he wouldn't get it fixed. And I said, "Why are you firing me?" And they said, "You can't act." And I thought...
KING: Was that a blow, Burt?
REYNOLDS: No. I said -- no, I said to Clint, you know, you are really screwed, because I can learn how to act. You can't get rid of that Adam's apple.
 
2013-09-17 09:30:58 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?


Well, if only half as well as his dad, no, not at all.

I am of the opinion that ol' Chair Talker made a virtue of his exceedingly limited acting range by selecting mostly characters of few-to-no-words. His default setting is "seethe".

Reminds me of Gary Cooper, a plank of wood on screen, a baby's arm holding an apple off.
 
2013-09-17 09:32:23 AM  
Prepare David and notify Cort.  Roland is coming for his shooting irons.
 
2013-09-17 09:33:13 AM  
Whut kinda STOOPID name izzat?
 
2013-09-17 09:35:29 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Infernalist: Crewmannumber6: Infernalist: TheDumbBlonde: Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?

Who cares?

They can 'teach' him to act.

Clearly you're familiar with the story of the conversation between Clint and Burt Reynolds after they both lost out in the same audition.

No...

STORY TIME!

Transcript of Burt telling it to Larry King

REYNOLDS: Well, Eastwood was -- I always tell the story that we were fired the same day, but we weren't. We were fired the same year. And he was fired because his Adam's apple stuck out too far. He talked too slow. And he had a chipped tooth and he wouldn't get it fixed. And I said, "Why are you firing me?" And they said, "You can't act." And I thought...
KING: Was that a blow, Burt?
REYNOLDS: No. I said -- no, I said to Clint, you know, you are really screwed, because I can learn how to act. You can't get rid of that Adam's apple.


lol nice.
 
2013-09-17 09:35:38 AM  
img.fae.ro
 
2013-09-17 09:38:24 AM  
If he really wanted to make it on his own terms, he would use a stage name, like Bob Eastwood.
 
2013-09-17 09:43:54 AM  

justanothersumguy: Jebus CHREST!  He looks like his dad!


Came here to say this. Spittin' image.

Quentin Tarantino needs to make a spaghetti western with him.
 
2013-09-17 09:47:30 AM  
Is he one of the seven illegitimate kids that Clint had with four different baby mamas?

/family values, indeed!
 
2013-09-17 09:48:58 AM  
I really want to make it on my own, like my father, Clint Eastwood did.
I worked hard like my father, Clint Eastwood, so I could make it on my own.
Clint Eastwood smoked cigars like this in a lot of films and I'd like to make it on my own, like my cigar-smoking father who famously squinted like this.  His name is Clint Eastwood.  I'm his son and I'm going to make it on my own.
Would someone tell that chair to shut up?
 
2013-09-17 09:51:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: On the contrary, Scott grew up 'just doing the grind', and now he spends much of his time surfing and fishing in San Diego, where he lives.

See, people.  All you need to do is work hard for 8 or 9 years after high school, and you too can spend much of your time fishing and surfing in one of America's most expensive cities.  You just need to work hard like Scott Eastwood.

Too many people these days just don't want to work hard enough to save the $600k a year for 10 years that you would need to retire at 28 like Scott Eastwood.  This kid was "just doing the grind".  You need to just do the grind.


College was a real stretch financially.  Minimum wage was $3.23 in my state and I was glad to find a production job offering $4.15 plus production bonuses (55 hr week).  One of the guys on my floor father was a commodity trader  and would pay him $2,000 a wee to work in his office.  He would work two or three weeks and then spend the rest of the summer in the family home in the Adirondacks.  Guess I just never got the hang of working as hard as him
 
2013-09-17 09:52:09 AM  
Does Lee Van Cleef have a son!?
 
2013-09-17 09:58:11 AM  

Mentat: If he really wanted to make it on his own terms, he would use a stage name, like Bob Eastwood.


You spelled Marty McFly wrong
 
2013-09-17 09:58:50 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Not to interupt the streaming ropes of cum flying around this thread but I have a question: Can he act?


The imagery you invoke has made me vomit in my mouth ruining a perfectly delicious Qdoba breakfast burrito.  fark you sir.  fark you.
 
2013-09-17 10:00:15 AM  

FarkedOver: Does Lee Van Cleef have a son!?


pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com
Does Timothy Van Patten count?
 
2013-09-17 10:02:50 AM  

Valiente: I am of the opinion that ol' Chair Talker made a virtue of his exceedingly limited acting range by selecting mostly characters of few-to-no-words. His default setting is "seethe".


As Eastwood himself (or at least one of his characters) said, "A man's got to know his limitations."
 
2013-09-17 10:05:29 AM  
 TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT
 
2013-09-17 10:06:34 AM  
Nice to see Fark greenlight one for teh ladies now and then.  I hope you gals enjoy yourselves.

So far, it's a sausage fest in here, though.  I was hoping to see y'all getting a little of your own back.  No Jane Studman69 picks?  Nothing about him having sharp knees?  Not even a single snarky comment that uses "cigar" as a euphemism for his penis?  C'mon ladies, you're slacking off!
 
2013-09-17 10:12:57 AM  
I know what you're thinking. Did Scott Eastwood fark your girlfriend five times or six? Well, to be honest with you in all the excitement she kinda lost track herself...
 
2013-09-17 10:14:19 AM  

tillerman35: Nice to see Fark greenlight one for teh ladies now and then.  I hope you gals enjoy yourselves.

So far, it's a sausage fest in here, though.  I was hoping to see y'all getting a little of your own back.  No Jane Studman69 picks?  Nothing about him having sharp knees?  Not even a single snarky comment that uses "cigar" as a euphemism for his penis?  C'mon ladies, you're slacking off!


I always wondered if Farkettes had an equivalent to boobie threads

/one of the most inspirational things I've ever read on Fark was from a farkette
//inspirational in a bad way
///par for the course for inspiration from the interent, i guess
 
2013-09-17 10:15:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: FarkedOver: Does Lee Van Cleef have a son!?

[pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com image 276x364]
Does Timothy Van Patten count?


A lot of people point to Manos or red zone cuba as the worst movies to ever get the MST3K treatment...for my money, Master Ninja takes the cake.  NOTHING HAPPENS
 
2013-09-17 10:23:47 AM  

ltdanman44: TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT


Or Pale Rider
 
2013-09-17 10:26:47 AM  

SpectroBoy: ltdanman44: TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT

Or Pale Rider


Or the Bridges of Madison County.
 
2013-09-17 10:33:44 AM  
What's his iconic movie character going to be, 'The Man With Only a Name'?
 
2013-09-17 10:38:21 AM  

SpectroBoy: ltdanman44: TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT

Or Pale Rider


Or Hang em High
 
2013-09-17 10:39:00 AM  

ltdanman44: TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT


I count at least 4 reasons that you need a good and swift ass kicking.
 
2013-09-17 10:41:10 AM  

Fun Dumpster: Prepare David and notify Cort.  Roland is coming for his shooting irons.


Yeah, maybe in 25 years. He's WAY too young for that role now, and he may not have that tough guy persona his dad had.
 
2013-09-17 10:43:06 AM  

DeathByGeekSquad: SOMEONE GET THAT KID INTO SPAGHETTI WESTERNS, STAT.  It's time to revive the genre.


Yes please! And good god that guy is hot! I'm a mostly hetrosexual male and I'd fark him or let him fark me.
 
2013-09-17 10:44:09 AM  
Oh my! My panties just burst into flames.


We have found our Roland.
 
2013-09-17 10:47:10 AM  

Prevailing Wind: Rapmaster2000: FarkedOver: Does Lee Van Cleef have a son!?

[pluckyoutoo.files.wordpress.com image 276x364]
Does Timothy Van Patten count?

A lot of people point to Manos or red zone cuba as the worst movies to ever get the MST3K treatment...for my money, Master Ninja takes the cake.  NOTHING HAPPENS


Except for MASTER NINJA THEME SONG!
 
2013-09-17 10:50:01 AM  

Uncle Pooky: ltdanman44: TIME FOR AN UNFORGIVEN REBOOT

I count at least 4 reasons that you need a good and swift ass kicking.


don't hurt me pooky.

/please
 
2013-09-17 10:50:59 AM  
Scott is a rising Hollywood star, with roles in the upcoming films The Perfect Wave, Dawn Patrol and Fury

They are remaking Dawn Patrol? Checks IMDB- no it is a surfer/murder revenge movie

Link
 
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