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(New Jersey 101.5)   Watching Miley Cyrus 'twerking' suddenly looks like a ballet performance compared to this disaster   (nj1015.com) divider line 37
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7210 clicks; posted to Video » on 17 Sep 2013 at 8:25 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-17 08:05:24 AM  
Nope.

Not going to click Play.

Good try, subby.
 
2013-09-17 08:26:20 AM  
Came for lookatmeimanattentionwhore.jpg.

Leaving disappointed.

The thread is still young though.
 
2013-09-17 08:32:39 AM  
The lady does have problems.

/kind of think vodka is one of them....
 
2013-09-17 09:16:27 AM  
saw the title and closed the window before the vid was even able to load a poster image, booyah!
 
2013-09-17 09:28:03 AM  
F-that.

NO Subby.

Just NO.
 
2013-09-17 09:37:29 AM  
Sure, I clicked on the link. Then I've never been more delighted to see an accurate headline.

*Close window*
 
2013-09-17 09:45:03 AM  
Nope. Miley Cyrus' video was much worse.

I think it was the horrific tongue thing she was doing.
 
2013-09-17 10:07:50 AM  
Does she smash the bottles of vodka on her head after finishing them? She moves like someone with a concussive brain injury.
 
2013-09-17 10:20:40 AM  
yuk
 
2013-09-17 10:25:05 AM  
At least the video is so mercifully blurry it hide most of her heinousness.
 
2013-09-17 10:39:09 AM  
Hey look another morning yuk off radio show looking for page views where they embedded someone else's youtube video, amiright?
 
2013-09-17 10:45:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Nope. Miley Cyrus' video was much worse.

I think it was the horrific tongue thing she was doing.


Yeah, she hasn't really mastered the whole 'Rock N Roll Tongue' thing, she looked more epileptic than rebellious. I wonder if Gene Simmons has spoken on that? Sure he's an attention whore to the nth degree, but the whole 'Hanging tongue while looking badass' thing is kind of his specialty.
 
2013-09-17 10:57:00 AM  
Just give her a Bravo TV show already for chrissakes.
 
2013-09-17 11:09:59 AM  
Knock it off with the morning zoo radio links already.
 
2013-09-17 11:35:46 AM  
F**K YOU, SUBBY!
 
2013-09-17 11:42:42 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Nope.

Not going to click Play.

Good try, subby.

 
2013-09-17 11:48:16 AM  
That was awful. Real twerking is much more than kind of awkwardly moving your butt around.  It's got way more to do with being able to move your ass cheeks independently.of the rest of your body.

/Have studied twerking.
//you know, for science.
///not for the booty of course.
 
2013-09-17 11:58:10 AM  
I saw the words "twerking" and "Tan Mom" and knew.....no good would come from clicking that link.  Also, I want to be able to enjoy my lunch.
 
2013-09-17 12:03:05 PM  
I clicked to see how long I could watch.  I've seen all the "Faces of Death" videos and all the heinous shiat over at rotten.com.

I lasted 6 seconds.
 
2013-09-17 12:16:10 PM  
I'm gonna fap to this
 
2013-09-17 12:45:54 PM  
nope.gif
 
2013-09-17 12:57:35 PM  
www.sinotequila.com
 
2013-09-17 02:02:31 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: nope.gif


Ask and ye shall receive.

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2013-09-17 02:19:14 PM  

Headso: saw the title and closed the window before the vid was even able to load a poster image, booyah!


As did I. Saw the title, hit the Nope button.
 
2013-09-17 02:27:38 PM  
This is so demeaning to other attention whores.
 
2013-09-17 03:20:38 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: Knock it off with the morning zoo radio links already.


THIS^
 
2013-09-17 03:23:13 PM  
No.

I'm not going to watch that.

No.
 
2013-09-17 03:27:39 PM  

fickenchucker: I clicked to see how long I could watch.  I've seen all the "Faces of Death" videos and all the heinous shiat over at rotten.com.

I lasted 6 seconds.


can we watch "tan mom" as she has her head strapped into the middle of a table as diners beat her to death with tiny mallets and then eat her brain?
 
2013-09-17 03:34:04 PM  
Screw you subby, I read the link name before I clicked.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-17 04:31:05 PM  
i44.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 05:27:26 PM  
Yo, got to be real fo' y'all:

She can't twerk 'cause she don't got the butt.
 
2013-09-17 05:30:03 PM  
No way in hell am I watching that.
 
2013-09-17 06:33:57 PM  
Oh sweet jeebus. Her poor, poor kids. They will never live this down. :(
 
2013-09-17 11:31:16 PM  
Not even going to watch the video, twerking is NOT sexy no matter who is doing it.
 
2013-09-18 04:28:38 AM  

RoyHobbs22: fickenchucker: I clicked to see how long I could watch.  I've seen all the "Faces of Death" videos and all the heinous shiat over at rotten.com.

I lasted 6 seconds.

can we watch "tan mom" as she has her head strapped into the middle of a table as diners beat her to death with tiny mallets and then eat her brain?


I didn't even realize they were still making "Faces of Death" movies.
 
2013-09-18 08:42:15 AM  
memeorama.com
 
2013-09-18 04:58:49 PM  

untaken_name: RoyHobbs22: fickenchucker: I clicked to see how long I could watch.  I've seen all the "Faces of Death" videos and all the heinous shiat over at rotten.com.

I lasted 6 seconds.

can we watch "tan mom" as she has her head strapped into the middle of a table as diners beat her to death with tiny mallets and then eat her brain?

I didn't even realize they were still making "Faces of Death" movies.


If you clicked on the link, then you saw one.
 
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