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(Huffington Post)   Lily Collins named most dangerous celebrity. Don't know who she is? Whatever you do, do not Google her   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 83
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2013-09-17 08:18:29 AM
Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 09:04:21 AM
^nice
 
2013-09-17 09:05:49 AM

Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

[img.photobucket.com image 690x529]


lol

/we're done here
 
2013-09-17 09:06:08 AM
I found the GIS for Lily Collins to be pleasant and, sadly, entirely safe for work.
 
2013-09-17 09:06:38 AM
Collins- who starred in movies such as "Mirror, Mirror" and "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"

Well, if they were trying to ensure readers never search for her on the internet, that's probably the way to do it.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:15 AM
I finally found something I would never have searched for. The Internet has won.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:20 AM
Why am I inspired to code a virus called SharpKnees?
 
2013-09-17 09:10:09 AM
She's Phil Collins' daughter.
 
2013-09-17 09:12:09 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


I thought she died at a summer camp?
 
2013-09-17 09:13:35 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


Is that true? Apparently I shouldn't Google her so I can't verify your statement.
Also, if she is indeed his daughter then is that his head hair all over her eyes?
 
2013-09-17 09:15:40 AM
Lily Collins named most dangerous celebrity


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-17 09:19:04 AM
Ooh, she's quite pretty!

And I'm reasonably sure, without reading the article, that the problem is not clicking on some links in google searches for "Lily Collins", but rather clicking on some links in google searches for "Lily Collins nude".
 
2013-09-17 09:19:46 AM
Got malware because you want to see some random actress' nekkid little titties?

It's your own fault for not knowing how the internet works.


/Live and learn
 
2013-09-17 09:20:09 AM

Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five


I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...
 
2013-09-17 09:23:56 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


I'd su su her sudio.
 
2013-09-17 09:26:23 AM

Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...


Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".
 
2013-09-17 09:26:34 AM
FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?
 
2013-09-17 09:26:43 AM
pkellmey


I finally found something I would never have searched for. The Internet has won.

Add scat porn to the end of it and it make life more amusing.
 
2013-09-17 09:32:53 AM
rolando2.ngmoco.com
 
2013-09-17 09:34:17 AM
I am a little disappointed at you farkers for not providing a few quality reasons to see what all the hype is about
 
2013-09-17 09:35:33 AM

zzottt: I am a little disappointed at you farkers for not providing a few quality reasons to see what all the hype is about


I tried but all of the pics are loaded with malware.
 
2013-09-17 09:36:55 AM
Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-17 09:39:45 AM
Thought it said Lily Conner .
 
2013-09-17 09:39:48 AM
I can't find the McAfee announcement.

Did they list other categories of dangerous links? I would presume sites that seem to offer illegal/forbidden content are up there and that idiots can be tricked into installing secret decoders to gain access. I would guess the list goes something like:

1) full Hollywood movies
2) child porn
3) bestiality
4) scat porn

and that those who police the net leave such sites alone because they serve to punish the perverted and stupid..
 
2013-09-17 09:51:42 AM
Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.
 
2013-09-17 09:55:29 AM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?


^This^
 
2013-09-17 09:56:18 AM
I just googled Kathy Griffin.
 
2013-09-17 09:56:51 AM
so ... not like The Ring?
 
2013-09-17 10:01:11 AM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


Put them just below the nose though, and the effect is entirely different.

img.izismile.com
 
2013-09-17 10:02:24 AM
She has real hairy arms. That mean she's got a big bush and I like a big bush.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:51 AM
You could shave one of her legs and knit a Kardashian.
 
2013-09-17 10:06:21 AM

devilEther: She has real hairy arms. That mean she's got a big bush and I like a big bush.


Great minds...

www.horrorphile.net
 
2013-09-17 10:10:58 AM

shabu: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

Put them just below the nose though, and the effect is entirely different.

[img.izismile.com image 500x488]


Che Guevara?
 
2013-09-17 10:21:41 AM

scottydoesntknow: Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.

I thought she died at a summer camp?


I was there and I saw what you did. I saw it with my own two eyes.
 
2013-09-17 10:29:29 AM

icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".


Being an extra blows. You stand around for hours doing nothing.
 
Ant
2013-09-17 10:36:32 AM

mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]


I like her eyebrows. They kinda look like the ones that run in my family. I have them, my son has them, my mom has them...
 
2013-09-17 10:37:31 AM
"The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" could be the name of a porn flick, an old timey '70 porn flicks where they tried to include a plot, but a porn flick none the less.
 
2013-09-17 10:38:17 AM

ElwoodCuse: icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".

Being an extra blows. You stand around for hours doing nothing.


And get paid for it. Which is nice.

Also, I dig those eyebrows.
 
2013-09-17 10:40:12 AM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


This.
 
2013-09-17 10:43:18 AM

icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".


i've had friends be extras in local stuff around here.  you take a few hours, get maybe $50, and get to meet people.  sounded like fun.  but, if the shot is in a restaurant, expect to eat cold food.
 
2013-09-17 10:44:18 AM

EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.


Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars
 
2013-09-17 10:47:30 AM
One of the few redeeming aspects of Priest.
 
2013-09-17 10:47:43 AM

Ant: I like her eyebrows. They kinda look like the ones that run in my family. I have them, my son has them, my mom has them...


[looks directly at Leia] ...and my sister has them.
 
2013-09-17 10:48:29 AM
Remember kids:

Nude Photos=Free Candy Van.
 
2013-09-17 10:52:23 AM

EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.


You're welcome.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-09-17 10:54:28 AM

pute kisses like a man: i've had friends be extras in local stuff around here.  you take a few hours, get maybe $50, and get to meet people.  sounded like fun.  but, if the shot is in a restaurant, expect to eat cold food.


You don't eat it, you just kind of gesture and poke at it. That keeps the amount on the plate from jumping around from take to take.
 
2013-09-17 10:58:05 AM
Message from website:

Your XYZ is out of date, click ok to update.
 
2013-09-17 11:04:30 AM
Some Google search trends by regional interest

hairy girls
Nigeria        100
Nepal           97
Sri Lanka       96
India           69
Kenya           55
Pakistan        50
South Africa    48
Bangladesh      43
New Zealand     33
United States   28


hairy boys
South Africa   100
India           69
United Kingdom  43
Australia       41
United States   39
Canada          29
Netherlands     21
Mexico          20
Germany         18
Italy           14
 
2013-09-17 11:04:42 AM

unchellmatt: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

You're welcome.

[web.mit.edu image 850x1266]


images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-17 11:27:46 AM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?


I'd bet if you could check the google logs... most of the searches originate from phones and computers owned by Kathy Griffin... and the occasional gay male/drag queen who just want to check out her make up and wardrobe for inspiration.
 
2013-09-17 11:33:28 AM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


no.

Not that I hew to the traditional views on female beauty - certainly not - but - no.
 
2013-09-17 11:44:31 AM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin nude?


Or do they stop after seeing her flabby bikini ass?
 
2013-09-17 11:49:53 AM

Raider_dad: Thought it said Lily Conner .


No kidding,.  Malware is one thing, but people shooting at my loved ones on a regular basis is a whole other level of dangerous!
 
2013-09-17 12:02:32 PM

peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars



Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:

www.possumsal.com

iheartmakeupart.files.wordpress.com

cdn.allwomenstalk.com

www4.pictures.stylebistro.com
 
2013-09-17 12:05:04 PM
Lily Collins is gorgeous. Like classically gorgeous. Like Liz Taylor / Audrey Hepburn gorgeous. I loved her in Priest:

media.liveauctiongroup.net
 
2013-09-17 12:09:15 PM
Whatever you do, do not GIS my ex. You'll burst into flames.
 
2013-09-17 12:11:15 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Whatever you do, do not GIS my ex. You'll burst into flames.


If you GIS "my ex", you get a lot of NSFW images, that's for sure. And Kelly Bundy.
 
2013-09-17 12:19:27 PM

blatz514: Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?

^This^


Perhaps they counted images of Kathy Griffin in your browser cache as malware.
 
2013-09-17 12:20:03 PM

icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".


He had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-09-17 12:21:01 PM
Example:

www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2013-09-17 12:31:32 PM
And I thought Googling "santorum" was dangerous.
 
2013-09-17 12:34:20 PM
Bookmarking for a reason I'm still not sure of
 
2013-09-17 12:37:31 PM
I always get Lily Collins and Molly Ephraim mixed up.....Molly comes out being the hotter of the two once I do figure out which is which.  And apparently safer for my computer to, so that's another plus.
 
2013-09-17 12:42:46 PM
Hey, Kathy Griffin is an A-lister when it comes to malware!

That makes a sort of sense. In fact, a kind of karma.

I expect "Kathy Griffin nude" is a dangerous search because of the blackmail potential. A lot of malware and bad stuff like that seems to be based on insuring that people don't dare complain about being robbed. It's self-selecting. The predators prey on the vulnerable pron-consumer and others too ashamed to defend themselves by going public.
 
2013-09-17 01:20:04 PM

lostcat: peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars


Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:

[www.possumsal.com image 500x557]

[iheartmakeupart.files.wordpress.com image 590x478]

[cdn.allwomenstalk.com image 375x563]

[www4.pictures.stylebistro.com image 455x594]


img.fark.net

What planet is she from?
 
2013-09-17 01:37:28 PM

lostcat: peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars


Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:


No Brooke Shields or Ziva from NCIS???
 
2013-09-17 01:43:13 PM

haolegirl: lostcat: peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars


Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:

No Brooke Shields or Ziva from NCIS???


pics.blameitonthevoices.com

Hairy Werewolf Syndrome Sangli Sisters
 
2013-09-17 02:14:53 PM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


Yeah, and to me, since Phil's health aint so good and he's REALLY into the Alamo (and I suspect might own a gun, lol) perhaps the danger is to any guy she brings home to meet him, lol!
 
2013-09-17 02:17:16 PM
I guess I am in the minority here. I don't kind Kathy Griffin *ugly*, in fact she can poke me with her knees.

But ... how she got in the elite company of the others, I don't know.
 
2013-09-17 02:32:27 PM

HairBolus: haolegirl: lostcat: peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars


Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:

No Brooke Shields or Ziva from NCIS???



Hairy Werewolf Syndrome Sangli Sisters


I could make a small fortune importing Nair!
 
2013-09-17 02:38:00 PM

lostcat: peterthx: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars


Help me understand your world, where Groucho Marx is a cute woman.

But, yeah...I guess beautiful women can't have thick eyebrows:


I think you might be proving the opposite point.
 
2013-09-17 02:39:28 PM
My favorite Lily
i164.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 03:40:16 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-17 04:07:31 PM

Gulper Eel: Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.

I'd su su her sudio.


Jesus... Too much Unix for me... I kept reading that as "sudo", and trying to figure out WTF you were trying to say by using 2 invocations of "su" to run "sudo"...

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-09-17 05:26:52 PM

mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed.
[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]


You actually care about that shiat? You're part of the problem.
 
2013-09-17 05:29:03 PM

awalkingecho: mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed.
[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]

You actually care about that shiat? You're part of the problem.


Wait 'til he gets a load of her knees.
 
2013-09-17 05:35:31 PM

awalkingecho: mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed.
[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]

You actually care about that shiat? You're part of the problem.


I think she has full eyebrows...can't tell.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

www.picsofcelebb.com
 
2013-09-17 05:35:33 PM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


I won't say that is a general rule, but it holds true here.
 
2013-09-17 06:10:44 PM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?



Steve Wozniak used to
 
2013-09-18 11:29:02 AM

mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]


She's awesome, eyebrows and all.
 
2013-09-18 04:40:25 PM
img.tapatalk.com
Some Lillys are hotter than others
 
2013-09-18 04:59:29 PM

MOGGEE: [img.tapatalk.com image 388x583]
Some Lillys are hotter than others


Some 'shops are better than others...
 
2013-09-18 06:40:57 PM

Crewmannumber6: My favorite Lily
[i164.photobucket.com image 350x197]


My favorite Lilly:

i.imgbox.com
 
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