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(Huffington Post)   Lily Collins named most dangerous celebrity. Don't know who she is? Whatever you do, do not Google her   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 83
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2013-09-17 08:18:29 AM
Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 09:04:21 AM
^nice
 
2013-09-17 09:05:49 AM

Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

[img.photobucket.com image 690x529]


lol

/we're done here
 
2013-09-17 09:06:08 AM
I found the GIS for Lily Collins to be pleasant and, sadly, entirely safe for work.
 
2013-09-17 09:06:38 AM
Collins- who starred in movies such as "Mirror, Mirror" and "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"

Well, if they were trying to ensure readers never search for her on the internet, that's probably the way to do it.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:15 AM
I finally found something I would never have searched for. The Internet has won.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:20 AM
Why am I inspired to code a virus called SharpKnees?
 
2013-09-17 09:10:09 AM
She's Phil Collins' daughter.
 
2013-09-17 09:12:09 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


I thought she died at a summer camp?
 
2013-09-17 09:13:35 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


Is that true? Apparently I shouldn't Google her so I can't verify your statement.
Also, if she is indeed his daughter then is that his head hair all over her eyes?
 
2013-09-17 09:15:40 AM
Lily Collins named most dangerous celebrity


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-17 09:19:04 AM
Ooh, she's quite pretty!

And I'm reasonably sure, without reading the article, that the problem is not clicking on some links in google searches for "Lily Collins", but rather clicking on some links in google searches for "Lily Collins nude".
 
2013-09-17 09:19:46 AM
Got malware because you want to see some random actress' nekkid little titties?

It's your own fault for not knowing how the internet works.


/Live and learn
 
2013-09-17 09:20:09 AM

Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five


I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...
 
2013-09-17 09:23:56 AM

Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.


I'd su su her sudio.
 
2013-09-17 09:26:23 AM

Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...


Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".
 
2013-09-17 09:26:34 AM
FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?
 
2013-09-17 09:26:43 AM
pkellmey


I finally found something I would never have searched for. The Internet has won.

Add scat porn to the end of it and it make life more amusing.
 
2013-09-17 09:32:53 AM
rolando2.ngmoco.com
 
2013-09-17 09:34:17 AM
I am a little disappointed at you farkers for not providing a few quality reasons to see what all the hype is about
 
2013-09-17 09:35:33 AM

zzottt: I am a little disappointed at you farkers for not providing a few quality reasons to see what all the hype is about


I tried but all of the pics are loaded with malware.
 
2013-09-17 09:36:55 AM
Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-17 09:39:45 AM
Thought it said Lily Conner .
 
2013-09-17 09:39:48 AM
I can't find the McAfee announcement.

Did they list other categories of dangerous links? I would presume sites that seem to offer illegal/forbidden content are up there and that idiots can be tricked into installing secret decoders to gain access. I would guess the list goes something like:

1) full Hollywood movies
2) child porn
3) bestiality
4) scat porn

and that those who police the net leave such sites alone because they serve to punish the perverted and stupid..
 
2013-09-17 09:51:42 AM
Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.
 
2013-09-17 09:55:29 AM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?


^This^
 
2013-09-17 09:56:18 AM
I just googled Kathy Griffin.
 
2013-09-17 09:56:51 AM
so ... not like The Ring?
 
2013-09-17 10:01:11 AM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


Put them just below the nose though, and the effect is entirely different.

img.izismile.com
 
2013-09-17 10:02:24 AM
She has real hairy arms. That mean she's got a big bush and I like a big bush.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:51 AM
You could shave one of her legs and knit a Kardashian.
 
2013-09-17 10:06:21 AM

devilEther: She has real hairy arms. That mean she's got a big bush and I like a big bush.


Great minds...

www.horrorphile.net
 
2013-09-17 10:10:58 AM

shabu: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

Put them just below the nose though, and the effect is entirely different.

[img.izismile.com image 500x488]


Che Guevara?
 
2013-09-17 10:21:41 AM

scottydoesntknow: Wise_Guy: She's Phil Collins' daughter.

I thought she died at a summer camp?


I was there and I saw what you did. I saw it with my own two eyes.
 
2013-09-17 10:29:29 AM

icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".


Being an extra blows. You stand around for hours doing nothing.
 
Ant
2013-09-17 10:36:32 AM

mbillips: Meh. Cute girl, needs her eyebrows trimmed. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

[images.wikia.com image 850x1266]


I like her eyebrows. They kinda look like the ones that run in my family. I have them, my son has them, my mom has them...
 
2013-09-17 10:37:31 AM
"The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones" could be the name of a porn flick, an old timey '70 porn flicks where they tried to include a plot, but a porn flick none the less.
 
2013-09-17 10:38:17 AM

ElwoodCuse: icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".

Being an extra blows. You stand around for hours doing nothing.


And get paid for it. Which is nice.

Also, I dig those eyebrows.
 
2013-09-17 10:40:12 AM

lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.


This.
 
2013-09-17 10:43:18 AM

icebergcomics: Tarl3k: Sybarite: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five

I had a chance to be in a Sandra Bullock movie...I was living in Vegas back in 2004/2005 and me and my roommate were downtown playing poker at the Horseshoe.  A guy asked us if we wanted to be extras in a movie.  My friend asked what movie...the guy answered "Miss Congeniality 2".  Both of us at the exact same time, "No thanks" and walked away as fast as we could...

Because, as an extra, you've got standards to maintain. You probably also require full script authorization and want to sit in on casting as well.

Whereas the rest of us poor farkers wouldn't mind being an extra with Sandy Bollocks in "Miss Congenital Deformity Too".


i've had friends be extras in local stuff around here.  you take a few hours, get maybe $50, and get to meet people.  sounded like fun.  but, if the shot is in a restaurant, expect to eat cold food.
 
2013-09-17 10:44:18 AM

EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.


Groucho Marx must make you two really hot.

/there's thick and then there's eyebrow caterpillars
 
2013-09-17 10:47:30 AM
One of the few redeeming aspects of Priest.
 
2013-09-17 10:47:43 AM

Ant: I like her eyebrows. They kinda look like the ones that run in my family. I have them, my son has them, my mom has them...


[looks directly at Leia] ...and my sister has them.
 
2013-09-17 10:48:29 AM
Remember kids:

Nude Photos=Free Candy Van.
 
2013-09-17 10:52:23 AM

EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.


You're welcome.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-09-17 10:54:28 AM

pute kisses like a man: i've had friends be extras in local stuff around here.  you take a few hours, get maybe $50, and get to meet people.  sounded like fun.  but, if the shot is in a restaurant, expect to eat cold food.


You don't eat it, you just kind of gesture and poke at it. That keeps the amount on the plate from jumping around from take to take.
 
2013-09-17 10:58:05 AM
Message from website:

Your XYZ is out of date, click ok to update.
 
2013-09-17 11:04:30 AM
Some Google search trends by regional interest

hairy girls
Nigeria        100
Nepal           97
Sri Lanka       96
India           69
Kenya           55
Pakistan        50
South Africa    48
Bangladesh      43
New Zealand     33
United States   28


hairy boys
South Africa   100
India           69
United Kingdom  43
Australia       41
United States   39
Canada          29
Netherlands     21
Mexico          20
Germany         18
Italy           14
 
2013-09-17 11:04:42 AM

unchellmatt: EngineerBob: lostcat: Thick eyebrows on cute women look awesome.

This.

You're welcome.

[web.mit.edu image 850x1266]


images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-17 11:27:46 AM

Slowdog: FTA: Female celebrities were the overwhelming lure to malware; Avril Lavigne, Sandra Bullock, Kathy Griffin and Zoe Saldana rounded out the top five; "Mad Men" star Jon Hamm was the only man in the top 10.

Who the fark is googling Kathy Griffin?


I'd bet if you could check the google logs... most of the searches originate from phones and computers owned by Kathy Griffin... and the occasional gay male/drag queen who just want to check out her make up and wardrobe for inspiration.
 
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