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(Huffington Post)   Penthouse files for bankruptcy. In other news, Penthouse was still in business   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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2013-09-17 08:03:17 AM  
14 votes:
Dear Penthouse,

  I never thought something like this could happen to a regular guy like me, BUT...

  I was shivering in my cardboard box under the overpass, hiding from creditors and begging for nickels, when a bus full of cheerleaders collided with a pudding tanker....
2013-09-17 07:54:35 AM  
13 votes:
I never thought this could happen to me.  I finally got the Boobies on Fark.
2013-09-17 07:56:39 AM  
9 votes:
"As I looked over at the opposing counsel, I couldn't help but notice the shapely curve of her breast beneath her blouse. The judge had noticed too, it seemed, as I was suddenly aware that I hadn't seen his right hand in quite some time. 'Is this really going to happen?' I somehow found myself saying aloud..."
2013-09-17 08:44:25 AM  
4 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: /Google "Sandra Estner"


I did... this came up:

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-17 07:57:22 AM  
4 votes:
Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.
2013-09-17 07:58:07 AM  
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse,
We have not received your payments in over six months. Please call for payment options before October 12 to avoid legal action.
2013-09-17 07:58:04 AM  
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse-

I was sitting at my desk at work, running a multi-zillion-dollar website, pounding down a Heineken and washing my pet squirrel....
2013-09-17 09:03:45 AM  
2 votes:
Back when Nixon was getting on the final helicopter, we used to be Boy Scouts and recycled newspapers- which were like news websites on paper.  Sometimes we'd get a paper bag full of Playboys and Penthouses.  That was great


Drool story, bra
2013-09-17 09:03:41 AM  
2 votes:

great_tigers: 10 million in assets to 1/2 - 1 billion in liabilities? Who keeps funding that operation?


"Look, I know the internet is cutting into our market share a little but George, we're moving this magazime into the future. We're going to put astronaut helmets on biatches or dress them up like aliens for our exclusive sci-fi month. We're also transitioning to easy-wipe wax paper so that pages no longer stick together. Imagine being able to spank one out to Pamela Anderson for the rest of your life because the page looks just like when you bought it, even after being spunked on hundreds of times!"

"Umm. I can just Google up 'Pamela Anderson - before the surgery' if i want to do that. And I can watch slow motion Baywatch videos. Hell, at this point I can probably tweet her and get her to come over for a bottle of scotch and an eightball. But, wax paper...fark it, I'm in!"
2013-09-17 08:26:01 AM  
2 votes:
Oh great. Looks like my last source of Nazi lesbian porn is gone. Well, the neighbors are still doing it but they've gotten old. No longer do they struck purposefully about the house in their thigh high leather boots, black silk corsets and riding crops. Now, they sit at the breakfast table is wool overcoats bedecked with ribbons and awards they gave each other in a sparklier, halcyon life. I hear one say to the other "You vill pass me the scccredded veats, frau. I must haff dem, you withered old sex toy!" And the other lesbian replies "take them, you dried up, purse like, vaj jay. Take them like you did Stalingrad! Oh vait!"
2013-09-17 08:18:10 AM  
2 votes:

animalmagnet: I guess it's not easy to sell pictures of naked women when the internet's giving it away.


RedHat has a viable business model even though Linux is free on the internet. Maybe Penthouse should start selling value-added/support services.
2013-09-17 11:40:13 AM  
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: Kids these days just won't know the joy of finding a playboy or penthouse when you're 13.  You got to see boobies and the occasional vagina.  Was so much better than the lingerie section of the Sears catelog.


That's about how old I was when I found someones stash of mags out in the woods. Peeled open the rain wet mag on top (Playboy) and saw Debra Jo Fondren.

To this day, long blonde hair and the smell of mildewed paper give me a woody
2013-09-17 11:33:45 AM  
1 votes:
Fissile:. At first they ignored the net, then they went after 16 year kids downloading songs, today they are mostly irreverent.

Most 16-year-olds I know are irreverent by nature.
2013-09-17 11:10:25 AM  
1 votes:

Edge.bot: I work for a printing company and we actually print porn , lord knows whos buying the mags because they are limited run and all glossy productions with lots of finishing.

some people out there just need that paper feel i guess ~


Power outage contingency planning.
2013-09-17 09:05:49 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Penthouse underwear model


That seems like a contradiction.
2013-09-17 08:37:11 AM  
1 votes:

peg_leg: I never thought this could happen to me.  I finally got the Boobies on Fark.


Everyone gets the boobies in Penthouse.
2013-09-17 08:27:55 AM  
1 votes:

Don Piano: I came for the "or bankruptcy, even" meme.


If that's what you're into...
2013-09-17 08:26:02 AM  
1 votes:

Albinoman: ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.

maybe even bankruptcy?
//keep pouring


puckrock2000: ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.

...or "bankruptcy", even.
/just mainline an espresso.


picturescrazy: ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.

Or bankruptcy?
/try coffee bean suppositories


lord....
2013-09-17 08:20:40 AM  
1 votes:
I used to help run a small bookstore through high school and college. I used to see every single Penthouse from 1985 until 1994. A few years later (after not looking at one for some time), I opened one up and saw just pics of chicks pissing. What the fark was that all about?
2013-09-17 08:20:38 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: animalmagnet: I guess it's not easy to sell pictures of naked women when the internet's giving it away.

RedHat has a viable business model even though Linux is free on the internet. Maybe Penthouse should start selling value-added/support services.


Porn tech support?  That would be a terrible job.  :o
2013-09-17 08:19:23 AM  
1 votes:

Brick-House: Bankruptcy Porn


I look forward to seeing the...assets.
2013-09-17 08:05:28 AM  
1 votes:

ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.


Or bankruptcy?
/try coffee bean suppositories
2013-09-17 08:04:16 AM  
1 votes:

ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.


...or "bankruptcy", even.
/just mainline an espresso.
2013-09-17 08:03:28 AM  
1 votes:

ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.


maybe even bankruptcy?
//keep pouring
2013-09-17 07:55:44 AM  
1 votes:
Great, now where am I going to read steamy sex stories that are almost certainly fake?
Oh wait -- the internet

/I'll still rub one out in honor of Penthouse
 
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