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(Huffington Post)   Penthouse files for bankruptcy. In other news, Penthouse was still in business   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 17
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2013-09-17 08:47:11 AM
4 votes:
Kids these days just won't know the joy of finding a playboy or penthouse when you're 13.  You got to see boobies and the occasional vagina.  Was so much better than the lingerie section of the Sears catelog.
2013-09-17 07:54:35 AM
4 votes:
I never thought this could happen to me.  I finally got the Boobies on Fark.
2013-09-17 09:19:37 AM
3 votes:
Anyone remember OMNI?

...also, remember Guccione and Swaggart debate on live TV? Great stuff.
2013-09-17 07:56:39 AM
2 votes:
"As I looked over at the opposing counsel, I couldn't help but notice the shapely curve of her breast beneath her blouse. The judge had noticed too, it seemed, as I was suddenly aware that I hadn't seen his right hand in quite some time. 'Is this really going to happen?' I somehow found myself saying aloud..."
2013-09-17 02:11:21 PM
1 votes:
Penthouse was my "go to" as teen wanker in the 80's. More lesbian stuff and bush than Playboy, but not gross like Hustler. Ah, memories ...
2013-09-17 11:40:13 AM
1 votes:

stuhayes2010: Kids these days just won't know the joy of finding a playboy or penthouse when you're 13.  You got to see boobies and the occasional vagina.  Was so much better than the lingerie section of the Sears catelog.


That's about how old I was when I found someones stash of mags out in the woods. Peeled open the rain wet mag on top (Playboy) and saw Debra Jo Fondren.

To this day, long blonde hair and the smell of mildewed paper give me a woody
2013-09-17 11:33:45 AM
1 votes:
Fissile:. At first they ignored the net, then they went after 16 year kids downloading songs, today they are mostly irreverent.

Most 16-year-olds I know are irreverent by nature.
2013-09-17 11:10:25 AM
1 votes:

Edge.bot: I work for a printing company and we actually print porn , lord knows whos buying the mags because they are limited run and all glossy productions with lots of finishing.

some people out there just need that paper feel i guess ~


Power outage contingency planning.
2013-09-17 10:31:09 AM
1 votes:
Bob Guccione was a tool with more luck/balls than brains.   When the interawebz took off, he refused to put Penthouse content on the net...at first.  Larry Flynt, on the other hand,  immediately seized the new internet opportunity by the short and curlies.     Today Penthouse is done, and Larry Flynt Publications is making more money than ever.   Similar pattern happened in the music biz. At first they ignored the net, then they went after 16 year kids downloading songs, today they are mostly irreverent.

/Luddites are losers.
2013-09-17 09:03:41 AM
1 votes:

great_tigers: 10 million in assets to 1/2 - 1 billion in liabilities? Who keeps funding that operation?


"Look, I know the internet is cutting into our market share a little but George, we're moving this magazime into the future. We're going to put astronaut helmets on biatches or dress them up like aliens for our exclusive sci-fi month. We're also transitioning to easy-wipe wax paper so that pages no longer stick together. Imagine being able to spank one out to Pamela Anderson for the rest of your life because the page looks just like when you bought it, even after being spunked on hundreds of times!"

"Umm. I can just Google up 'Pamela Anderson - before the surgery' if i want to do that. And I can watch slow motion Baywatch videos. Hell, at this point I can probably tweet her and get her to come over for a bottle of scotch and an eightball. But, wax paper...fark it, I'm in!"
2013-09-17 08:41:24 AM
1 votes:
Sad. Without Penthouse, I'd have never heard of Corrine Alphen.
2013-09-17 08:20:40 AM
1 votes:
I used to help run a small bookstore through high school and college. I used to see every single Penthouse from 1985 until 1994. A few years later (after not looking at one for some time), I opened one up and saw just pics of chicks pissing. What the fark was that all about?
2013-09-17 08:12:56 AM
1 votes:
I guess it's not easy to sell pictures of naked women when the internet's giving it away.
2013-09-17 08:04:16 AM
1 votes:

ejwsod36: ejwsod36: Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.

...or bankrupcy, even.
/need more coffee.


...or "bankruptcy", even.
/just mainline an espresso.
2013-09-17 07:58:07 AM
1 votes:
Dear Penthouse,
We have not received your payments in over six months. Please call for payment options before October 12 to avoid legal action.
2013-09-17 07:58:04 AM
1 votes:
Dear Penthouse-

I was sitting at my desk at work, running a multi-zillion-dollar website, pounding down a Heineken and washing my pet squirrel....
2013-09-17 07:57:22 AM
1 votes:
Some lucky banrupcy court is going to get to start a factual letter that begins with "Dear Penthouse" I really hope they make good use of it.
 
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