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(Bubblews)   Russian dashcams are great for catching meteors, bad drivers, random acts of kindness, and, oh yeah, brazen daylight robberies   (bubblews.com) divider line 45
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2013-09-17 08:28:54 AM
Haha, nicely handled. A house cat indeed.
 
2013-09-17 09:00:53 AM
Haha, that was hilarious.

"Now I am going to be late for work... {pause}... At least i still have my CDs".
 
2013-09-17 09:34:15 AM
Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"
 
2013-09-17 09:36:42 AM

OldManDownDRoad: Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"


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This is the greatest one ever.

DUDE GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD AND WALKS AWAY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiQTgT-Uq7U
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2013-09-17 09:41:16 AM
"Gangsters".
 
2013-09-17 09:42:04 AM
So he didn't want the CDs but is glad he still has them? What kind of confused vodak logic is that?
I watch more than my fair share of Russian dash-cam videos and it never ceases to amaze me at how nonchalant they appear at the carnage around them - cars flipping over and nearly taking out a woman pushing her baby across a road always equals shrug.
 
2013-09-17 09:42:44 AM
You're not the boss of me!
 
2013-09-17 09:43:19 AM

ChipNASA: OldManDownDRoad: Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"

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This is the greatest one ever.

DUDE GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD AND WALKS AWAY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiQTgT-Uq7U
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Even brings his jacket with him - case he gets cold on the side of the road.
 
2013-09-17 09:44:22 AM
Something something 2nd amendment something something polite society
 
2013-09-17 09:47:06 AM
Translation is completely made up.  This is road rage, not a robbery.
 
2013-09-17 09:55:18 AM

Frozboz: Something something 2nd amendment something something polite society


I'm not anti-gun. But in that situation, do you really think a gun would have made the situation better? I think I would advocate for a 4-wheel drive vehicle, foam-filled tires, and a farking cow-catcher on the front.
 
2013-09-17 09:59:42 AM

RobotSpider: Frozboz: Something something 2nd amendment something something polite society

I'm not anti-gun. But in that situation, do you really think a gun would have made the situation better? I think I would advocate for a 4-wheel drive vehicle, foam-filled tires, and a farking cow-catcher on the front.


Oh I agree, a gun there in the hands of the driver probably would have been bad for everyone.  I'm saying there's a reason why that stuff doesn't happen often in the USA.  The *threat* of some random businessman you carjack having a gun is probably enough to make these guys think twice.
 
2013-09-17 10:02:16 AM

snuff3r: At least i still have my CDs


At least they left the Creedence.

AverageAmericanGuy: You're not the boss of me!


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-17 10:02:32 AM

Partizan: Translation is completely made up.  This is road rage, not a robbery.



I always assume this whenever I watch anything that's subtitled. I take it with a grain of salt and just assume it's completely wrong.
Then again, you could be trolling...

/the experienced netizen doesn't know what to believe
 
2013-09-17 10:11:20 AM

OldManDownDRoad: Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"


Well, there goes my productivity for the day...
 
2013-09-17 10:17:50 AM

Partizan: Translation is completely made up.  This is road rage, not a robbery.


If you turn on closed captioning, and let it translate to english, the story is totally different.  It doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but its different.  i think Google needs to work on its Russian-English translations.
 
2013-09-17 10:24:36 AM
Plenty of opportunity to drive over those douchebags at 2:30.
 
2013-09-17 10:37:07 AM

Frozboz: RobotSpider: Frozboz: Something something 2nd amendment something something polite society

I'm not anti-gun. But in that situation, do you really think a gun would have made the situation better? I think I would advocate for a 4-wheel drive vehicle, foam-filled tires, and a farking cow-catcher on the front.

Oh I agree, a gun there in the hands of the driver probably would have been bad for everyone.  I'm saying there's a reason why that stuff doesn't happen often in the USA.  The *threat* of some random businessman you carjack having a gun is probably enough to make these guys think twice.


it happens all the time in the US (though, it's much more common to take the car too)
 
2013-09-17 10:48:07 AM
Fake...FAAAAAAKE!!!

Amusing, though.
 
2013-09-17 10:55:52 AM

pute kisses like a man: it happens all the time in the US (though, it's much more common to take the car too)


I never said it didn't happen, but a quick look at the 2010 statistics from wikipedia (I know) and the justice dept show a downward trend, like most crime in the US.  Plus new laws were passed making a victim using deadly force during a carjacking justifiable homicide, as well as making carjacking a federal crime.  Shrug.
 
2013-09-17 11:05:27 AM

jonr: OldManDownDRoad: Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"

Well, there goes my productivity for the day...


We need a new version of the NSFW tag - NSFP, not safe for productivity.

Or an updated HazCom 2012 label with the signal words: "Caution, addictive"
 
2013-09-17 11:13:02 AM
aaaand down at the bottom of the post:

"Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gl4-zSPb5g"

who wants to read about a video when they can just watch it?
 
2013-09-17 11:33:19 AM
You're not the boss of me
lol
 
2013-09-17 11:36:38 AM
i1.ytimg.com

Tanks!!!
 
2013-09-17 11:55:03 AM

Hella Fark: aaaand down at the bottom of the post:

"Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gl4-zSPb5g"

who wants to read about a video when they can just watch it?


In the soviet at russia you read description of video and imagine
 
2013-09-17 12:12:36 PM
With all the dash cams in Russia, they didn't grab that little but of evidence? Fake I say.

/love my dash cam. upgrading to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmIyD1fM4M
 
2013-09-17 12:18:54 PM
I just got a city worker fired because my dashcam caught him dodging cars standing on the middle of the road with no reflective vest on and no traffic warning signs set up, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
/yes really.
//almost shiat myself when it happened.
///in before CSB.
////slashies
 
2013-09-17 12:27:02 PM

Sudlow: With all the dash cams in Russia, they didn't grab that little but of evidence? Fake I say.

/love my dash cam. upgrading to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmIyD1fM4M


I'm also a dashcam user, and I'm in the US.


The one in your link is a lot smaller then mine though.

Maybe if I decided to upgrade I'll check it out.
 
2013-09-17 12:29:54 PM
"I am an adult- I AM AN ADULT MAN!!"

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-17 12:37:25 PM
As calm as the driver was I wonder if he's "connected". Maybe that "adult man" will be getting a visit soon.
 
2013-09-17 12:45:49 PM
Do we have any Russian Farkers who can verify the text?  This doesn't seem right, and the dialog is far too comical for having a gun in your face.
 
2013-09-17 12:53:55 PM
I am the one who is robbing you!
 
2013-09-17 12:59:41 PM
Does anyone have a dashcam that they recommend?  I would like it to passively record driving (e.g., I don't have to remember to turn it on) and I would like it to only preserve the last 15-30 minutes of driving, so it doesn't fill up and make me delete it.  Oh, and I'd like it to be inexpensive.

I saw there's an iphone app, but it apparently causes the phone to overheat with processor usage.
 
2013-09-17 01:10:18 PM

snuff3r: "At least i still have my CDs"


This guy is farking awesome.

Also, robber made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ucdGwjMnEs&feature=player_detailpage #t =13
 
2013-09-17 01:20:23 PM
I have to be honest here.... no internet tough guy bullshiat... I would have accelerated right over that guys face as he casually strolled in front of my car like that.
 
2013-09-17 01:31:06 PM

drb9: Does anyone have a dashcam that they recommend?  I would like it to passively record driving (e.g., I don't have to remember to turn it on) and I would like it to only preserve the last 15-30 minutes of driving, so it doesn't fill up and make me delete it.  Oh, and I'd like it to be inexpensive.

I saw there's an iphone app, but it apparently causes the phone to overheat with processor usage.


Define inexpensive.

The posted youtube one looks nice, as it is really small, but here's the one I got.

It was about 70 bucks.

It automatically overwrites, I get about 2 weeks of driving, in 5 minute clips.

As long as the plug is plugged in, it is auto on, and auto off.


http://www.amazon.com/RuiLinXin-DVR207-Vehicle-Rotable-DegreeMonitor /d p/B00CHI7QBY


Shop around, but the price should be about 70 bucks shipped.
 
2013-09-17 01:31:32 PM

OldManDownDRoad: Russian dashcam videos are my guilty pleasure at work. A guy named VodkaVideo posts the best compilations. You spend half your time thinking "Is that driver that stupid?" and the other half saying "Holy shiat!"


Yeah I enjoy them too. Cant believe how many bad/drunk driver they have there. Wish we could mount them in our cars here, but the cops would throw hissy fits.
 
2013-09-17 02:32:05 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Tanks!!!


You're welcome.
 
2013-09-17 02:37:28 PM
My Russian coworker says the translation is literal, and it would equate to hardcore gangsta slang in the US.
 
2013-09-17 03:36:05 PM

Oznog: "I am an adult- I AM AN ADULT MAN!!"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x340]


Someone in the youtube comments posted that as well.  "My dad's not a phone!"
 
Esn
2013-09-17 04:36:09 PM

The_Fuzz: Partizan: Translation is completely made up.  This is road rage, not a robbery.

If you turn on closed captioning, and let it translate to english, the story is totally different.  It doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but its different.  i think Google needs to work on its Russian-English translations.


Yes, the translation is completely made up. They got mad at him because he gave them the finger as he was driving, apparently, so they pulled up in front of him, pulled a gun at him and slashed his tires.

Yeah... makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
 
Esn
2013-09-17 04:42:53 PM

bugcrusher: Do we have any Russian Farkers who can verify the text?  This doesn't seem right, and the dialog is far too comical for having a gun in your face.


It's completely made up. When the men are yelling at him, they are accusing him of running a red light, making an incorrect signal and making a rude hand gesture.
 
2013-09-17 06:57:54 PM

YoOjo: So he didn't want the CDs but is glad he still has them? What kind of confused vodak logic is that?
I watch more than my fair share of Russian dash-cam videos and it never ceases to amaze me at how nonchalant they appear at the carnage around them - cars flipping over and nearly taking out a woman pushing her baby across a road always equals shrug.


Very true. How about those two Russian fighters colliding at the air show - one slices the other in half. The two pilots pop their ejection seats and you next see one strolling along the grass puffing on a ciggy.

This hard and resolute character is also captured very well in the Sopranos segment where two thugs go out to bury Valery, a recalcitrant Russian colleague. He slugs them with the shovel (he's supposed to dig his own grave) and runs off.
 
2013-09-17 08:10:15 PM

groppet: Wish we could mount them in our cars here, but the cops would throw hissy fits.


Where's here?
 
Esn
2013-09-18 05:29:22 AM
I left a comment on Youtube pointing out that the translation is made up, but the uploader deleted it.

I guess he's hoping to make the video go viral and little things like truth just get in the way.
 
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