Vertdang: Vertdang: Crunchy Frog: Jeebus, some of the comments on that site are just derptastic.some?Now that I think about it, it seems like just about all of the major news sources websites comment sections have become the new "opinions" page. Filled with the least educated, derpiest, most completely off-the-wall insane statments that I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Don't these mental midgets have something better to do with their time than expose others to their idiocy?My current "facepalm so hard I punched my brain through the back of my skull"
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I'm not seeing the problem here. Someone comes in with the tip of their finger bitten off, and there is a relatively standard procedure for that
Patient: My soon to be exwife just chopped my dick off over an article she saw in Cosmo!Doctor: Okay we can totally fix that using this new technology which it grow it back and probably leave you with feeling in it too!Insurance Company: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, Tex. The standard procedure is to just tie off the stump and teach him to sit when he pees.
slykens1: With that out of the way - my company deals with insurance company moronity every day. We concluded long ago (15+ years) that the insurance company's sole "job" is to find ways to deny claims or state they never received them.
r1niceboy: Health Insurance companies are so resistant to experimental procedures and treatments I'm surprised they pay for other things besides leeches, bleeding, and trepanning.
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