dahmers love zombie: Earnest is reportedly in good spirits, but "rather sore".
LIKE I SAID, A SMURFIN' SMURFLOAD OF NEW HATS!
mightymike82: Jim Varney stars in "Earnest goes to ....um...not going to go there"/not that there's anything wrong with that
gadian: Surely no one has watched all the porn produced since ever and has had absolutely no new porn to watch in the interim? Wait, there is probably one lonely guy somewhere that has all the porn saved on giant external harddrives and has been rocking back and forth, his fapping muscles degenerating, sobbing uncontrollably because there has been a small decrease in production as of late.
AmazinTim: Hopefully, this gave the writers some time to shore up some gaping plot holes.
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