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(Chicago Trib)   Our long, national nightmare is over: the moratorium on porn has been lifted, filming has already begun in earnest   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 34
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2013-09-16 11:43:56 PM
Earnest is reportedly in good spirits, but "rather sore".
 
2013-09-16 11:44:55 PM
That's not really my style
 
2013-09-16 11:59:41 PM
Earnest doesn't come up on Google Maps and now I REALLY want to go there.
 
2013-09-17 12:02:35 AM

dahmers love zombie: Earnest is reportedly in good spirits, but "rather sore".



i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 12:05:01 AM
Jim Varney stars in "Earnest goes to ....um...not going to go there"

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2013-09-17 12:33:29 AM

mightymike82: Jim Varney stars in "Earnest goes to ....um...not going to go there"

/not that there's anything wrong with that



He already did a movie about it:

i103.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 02:01:31 AM
Surely all the porn that needs to be made has already been made. There are only so many ways to do it.

//I remember Jim Varney from local commercials for Pruitt's Food Town. He was annoying then, too.
 
2013-09-17 04:31:19 AM
I like porn. But I don't understand why a lot of it is getting made. I get that there are people with fat fetishes and other weird kinks, but some of the girls are just worn out, ugly skanks.

It's not like the attractive porn stars balk at doing really nasty scenes either. So it's a conscious choice to watch ugly people fark on camera. Why? Why not just watch the attractive girls fark on camera?
 
2013-09-17 04:55:37 AM
Rule 34.
 
2013-09-17 05:00:27 AM

marcpen: Earnest doesn't come up on Google Maps and now I REALLY want to go there.


It's in Pennsylvania but I warn you, they've already had one hole-related disaster. I suggest something more tame.
 
2013-09-17 05:04:01 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: So it's a conscious choice to watch ugly people fark on camera. Why?


It's more true to life?  Our female acquaintances we fantasy about doing don't look like movie stars.
 
2013-09-17 05:06:04 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I like porn. But I don't understand why a lot of it is getting made. I get that there are people with fat fetishes and other weird kinks, but some of the girls are just worn out, ugly skanks.

It's not like the attractive porn stars balk at doing really nasty scenes either. So it's a conscious choice to watch ugly people fark on camera. Why? Why not just watch the attractive girls fark on camera?


Because everyone has different taste in women. What you find ugly might be right up someone else's alley. Just like porn, for some guys simply seeing some hot chick getting nailed is all it takes, that in and of itself doesn't do much for me.
 
2013-09-17 05:06:48 AM
Oh, thank god Onan. Because there wasn't enough already-produced porn to last us all, y'know, a thousand faptastic lifetimes.
 
2013-09-17 05:09:35 AM
Why do people keep buying newly produced porn?  What's there to do that hasn't already been done hundreds of times?
 
2013-09-17 05:09:55 AM

dudemanbro: Rule 34.


After becoming curious (ahem... nothing to see here) I consulted the Rule 34 image board. I can confirm both that there is currently no porn involving Jim Varney and that the citizens of the internet have a surprising fondness for Ponies. Now's your chance to give something back and fire out some Ernest-related porn.

/Eggs Erroneous
 
2013-09-17 05:11:23 AM
www.trbimg.combluebuddies.com

LIKE I SAID, A SMURFIN' SMURFLOAD OF NEW HATS!
 
2013-09-17 05:11:58 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why do people keep buying newly produced porn?  What's there to do that hasn't already been done hundreds of times?


Your mom? Wait, no, you said "hasn't".
 
2013-09-17 05:20:18 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why do people keep buying newly produced porn?  What's there to do that hasn't already been done hundreds of times?



Yeah but I get older, they stay the same age... man.
 
2013-09-17 05:29:59 AM
Surely no one has watched all the porn produced since ever and has had absolutely no new porn to watch in the interim?  Wait, there is probably one lonely guy somewhere that has all the porn saved on giant external harddrives and has been rocking back and forth, his fapping muscles degenerating, sobbing uncontrollably because there has been a small decrease in production as of late.
 
2013-09-17 05:30:02 AM
media.punchingkitty.com
/and you've earned it
 
2013-09-17 05:57:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I like porn. But I don't understand why a lot of it is getting made. I get that there are people with fat fetishes and other weird kinks, but some of the girls are just worn out, ugly skanks.

It's not like the attractive porn stars balk at doing really nasty scenes either. So it's a conscious choice to watch ugly people fark on camera. Why? Why not just watch the attractive girls fark on camera?


The porn industry take stage phrase "takes all kinds" somewhat seriously.
 
2013-09-17 06:37:18 AM

gadian: Surely no one has watched all the porn produced since ever and has had absolutely no new porn to watch in the interim?  Wait, there is probably one lonely guy somewhere that has all the porn saved on giant external harddrives and has been rocking back and forth, his fapping muscles degenerating, sobbing uncontrollably because there has been a small decrease in production as of late.


Stay away from my window, dammit.
 
2013-09-17 06:52:31 AM
Finally I can get to work.


i200.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 07:18:37 AM
Oh.. Those condoms are so.. small.
 
2013-09-17 07:22:25 AM

Mr. Ekshun: dudemanbro: Rule 34.

After becoming curious (ahem... nothing to see here) I consulted the Rule 34 image board. I can confirm both that there is currently no porn involving Jim Varney and that the citizens of the internet have a surprising fondness for Ponies. Now's your chance to give something back and fire out some Ernest-related porn.

/Eggs Erroneous



Hmmm, had to check.  Only one came up (NSFW probably):

 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/295441
 
2013-09-17 08:09:06 AM
Hopefully, this gave the writers some time to shore up some gaping plot holes.
 
2013-09-17 09:08:00 AM
Came for the "in Earnest" jokes, wasn't disappointed.
 
2013-09-17 09:25:29 AM

AmazinTim: Hopefully, this gave the writers some time to shore up some gaping plot holes.



i1025.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 11:02:54 AM

gadian: Surely no one has watched all the porn produced since ever and has had absolutely no new porn to watch in the interim?  Wait, there is probably one lonely guy somewhere that has all the porn saved on giant external harddrives and has been rocking back and forth, his fapping muscles degenerating, sobbing uncontrollably because there has been a small decrease in production as of late.


Don't Judge
 
2013-09-17 11:15:14 AM
Some comedian said it best though:  Porn industry, you have made enough porn.  There is plenty of it.  You really overachieved and did yourselves proud, but take a break.  We really have enough of it now.
 
2013-09-17 11:57:33 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Why do people keep buying newly produced porn? What's there to do that hasn't already been done hundreds of times?


Really? You don't know why? One word: strange. Whether it's actually getting some strange or watching some new strange in a porno, men just constantly want the strange.
 
2013-09-17 12:08:45 PM
Oh thank god! I was really getting backed up.
 
2013-09-17 12:36:24 PM
dammit!  I still haven't finished pruning and sorting my current inventory. I'll never get my \temp folder cleared.
 
2013-09-17 01:19:21 PM

abfalter: Some comedian said it best though:  Porn industry, you have made enough porn.  There is plenty of it.  You really overachieved and did yourselves proud, but take a break.  We really have enough of it now.


No such thing. So long as there are new, hot women I've not yet seen naked, there is not enough porn.

Only if I've seen all of them can I ever declare the work done.
 
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