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(The Detroit_News)   Anyone with information about the suspect, or his resplendent silver suit should contact Det/Sgt. Weimer. Replendent silver suit. RESPLENDENT SILVER SUIT   (detroitnews.com) divider line 41
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2013-09-16 11:51:31 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-17 12:14:02 AM
Am I the only one who read that as resplendent silver slut?

GIS for which was very disappointing.  It did however result in the following image, which, while not prurient, is at least amusing:

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2013-09-17 12:33:33 AM
Looks like the Suzi Fox custom silver catsuit for men
 
2013-09-17 01:33:02 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Am I the only one who read that as resplendent silver slut?


Yes
 
2013-09-17 04:02:07 AM
"Anyone with information about the suspect, or his resplendent silver suit, is asked to contact Det/Sgt. Weimer"

What would you like to know? The brand? The size?  Where you can pick one up?
 
2013-09-17 04:07:33 AM
On NCIS, McGee would have already located all the costume stores around town that had sold such a suit within the last year. And Abby would be dancing around naked in my imagination.
 
2013-09-17 04:12:47 AM
"The Detroit News aims to provide a forum that fosters smart, civil discussions on the news and events that we cover. The News will not condone personal attacks, off topic posts or brutish language on our site."

No brutish language. Got it.
 
2013-09-17 04:43:35 AM
that's pretty Radd
 
2013-09-17 05:04:07 AM
One of your "resplendents" is spelled wrong.
 
2013-09-17 05:06:07 AM

Aces and Eights: "The Detroit News aims to provide a forum that fosters smart, civil discussions on the news and events that we cover. The News will not condone personal attacks, off topic posts or brutish language on our site."

No brutish language. Got it.


That's right, guv'nor.
 
2013-09-17 05:15:55 AM
Green man has decided to flaunt his new found wealth with a new suit apparently.
 
2013-09-17 05:34:49 AM
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-17 05:35:26 AM
Curses! Foiled again!
 
2013-09-17 05:39:32 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Am I the only one who read that as resplendent silver slut?

GIS for which was very disappointing.  It did however result in the following image, which, while not prurient, is at least amusing:


I LOL'd for approximately 30 seconds, one second for each hour I've been awake so far this stretch. My amusement bar lowers considerably when I'm sleep-deprived.
 
2013-09-17 05:44:39 AM

TuteTibiImperes: GIS for which was very disappointing.  It did however result in the following image, which, while not prurient, is at least amusing:


If I didn't recognize Hilldog there I would guess that image is from some kind of senior softcore lesbian porn. Hawt! .....err, no
 
2013-09-17 05:47:01 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-17 06:08:29 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: On NCIS, McGee would have already located all the costume stores around town that had sold such a suit within the last year. And Abby would be dancing around naked in my imagination.


such a terrible show. you have no dignity, sir
 
2013-09-17 06:10:36 AM
Damn, that is a resplendent silver suit.
 
2013-09-17 06:17:38 AM

Lady J: AverageAmericanGuy: On NCIS, McGee would have already located all the costume stores around town that had sold such a suit within the last year. And Abby would be dancing around naked in my imagination.

such a terrible show. you have no dignity, sir


Oh, I have my dignity, alright. It's just for sale to pretty ladies for cheap.
 
2013-09-17 06:21:31 AM
As someone from this very area, (Bruce Twsp.)  I am awaiting my chance at this fine shinney target.
 
2013-09-17 06:23:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Lady J: AverageAmericanGuy: On NCIS, McGee would have already located all the costume stores around town that had sold such a suit within the last year. And Abby would be dancing around naked in my imagination.

such a terrible show. you have no dignity, sir

Oh, I have my dignity, alright. It's just for sale to pretty ladies for cheap.


abby's the goth one right? hmm, pretty is in the eye of the beholder
 
2013-09-17 06:26:58 AM

Aces and Eights: "The Detroit News aims to provide a forum that fosters smart, civil discussions on the news and events that we cover. The News will not condone personal attacks, off topic posts or brutish language on our site."

No brutish language. Got it.


But is popeyeish language okay?
 
2013-09-17 06:28:09 AM
If that picture is in Infrared, the suit could be any color, even black.
 
2013-09-17 06:44:39 AM

MarkEC: If that picture is in Infrared, the suit could be any color, even black.


Shhh...don't tell anyone. I want to see a follow up report about police detaining a suspect in a blue bodysuit,but releasing him because it wasn't silver.
 
mhd
2013-09-17 06:46:15 AM
The Symkarian embassy refuses to comment.
 
2013-09-17 06:57:43 AM

Nuclear Monk: MarkEC: If that picture is in Infrared, the suit could be any color, even black.

Shhh...don't tell anyone. I want to see a follow up report about police detaining a suspect in a blue bodysuit,but releasing him because it wasn't silver.


No, see, it really was silver. Thing is, now he's going to switch to red, so no one figures out the silver guy was him. It's brilliant!
 
2013-09-17 07:12:28 AM
He got the color wrong.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-17 07:49:39 AM
Father Vivian O'Blivion?

/a leprechaun had stroked
 
2013-09-17 07:57:08 AM
Someone told him that it makes you invisible on security cameras.

Works better than rubbing lemon juice on your face
 
2013-09-17 08:00:01 AM
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-09-17 08:51:27 AM

calbert: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x317]


this
 
2013-09-17 09:22:25 AM
I'd make a Griff The Invisible joke, but I'm the only one who's seen that movie.
 
2013-09-17 09:30:36 AM
"My name is Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad."

tvseriesfinale.com
 
2013-09-17 09:41:32 AM
marvelite.prohosting.com
 
2013-09-17 09:45:22 AM

airsupport: I'd make a Griff The Invisible joke, but I'm the only one who's seen that movie.


I tried to watch it once, but it didn't make any damn sense at all. Of course, I was extremely drunk at the time, and had spanish subtitles enabled for some reason, but I still blame the movie.
 
2013-09-17 10:29:05 AM
Really? Does the clothier that sells those also sell Resplendent Black-Jeweled Battleshorts?

I would prefer those.
 
2013-09-17 01:57:59 PM
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FOUND 'IM!
 
2013-09-17 01:59:36 PM
 
2013-09-17 02:57:42 PM

imashark: Really? Does the clothier that sells those also sell Resplendent Black-Jeweled Battleshorts?

I would prefer those.


I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle...
 
2013-09-17 06:41:34 PM

Teaser: [marvelite.prohosting.com image 650x488]


I look at that photo and my first thought is "needs to apply Catmull-Clark subdivision algorithm instead of Carmark",
 
2013-09-18 11:42:08 AM

Teaser: [marvelite.prohosting.com image 650x488]


like I said earlier.
 
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