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2013-09-17 12:05:53 AM
Merkins aren't new...
 
2013-09-17 12:28:50 AM
Oh, FFS! That's got to be the stupidest thing I've read in a long time. And I can't imagine regular use of such a product can be healthly to use on a regular basis.
 
2013-09-17 12:33:31 AM
Clitorox?
 
2013-09-17 12:38:10 AM
Lots of women with Latina/Native American ancestry have skin with a naturally grayish hue down there (labia majora).  African too.  Pink exterior is more fair-skinned women.  So maybe this is like women in Korea getting rounder eyes.
 
2013-09-17 12:39:28 AM
It may seem obvious but do your daily anal bleaching prior to painting your pussy pink. If you do it in the wrong order, you can get toxic vapors when the chlorine in the bleach mixes with the 1% ammonia solvent used as a carrier in the pussy paint.

Is this clear? Sometimes I find a drawing or pictures helpful.
 
2013-09-17 12:41:06 AM
There's a reason for this....Viagra.  At an age where most men aren't able to perform as they did in their youth, they know have a fix...and an increasing interest in senior sex.  Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex (which is also why STDs have exploded among senior citizens).

Now I feel a bit nauseous.
 
2013-09-17 12:41:36 AM

RoyBatty: It may seem obvious but do your daily anal bleaching prior to painting your pussy pink. If you do it in the wrong order, you can get toxic vapors when the chlorine in the bleach mixes with the 1% ammonia solvent used as a carrier in the pussy paint.

Is this clear? Sometimes I find a drawing or pictures helpful.


So you're saying it would taint the air?
 
2013-09-17 12:42:16 AM

slayer199: There's a reason for this....Viagra.  At an age where most men aren't able to perform as they did in their youth, they know have a fix...and an increasing interest in senior sex.  Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex (which is also why STDs have exploded among senior citizens).

Now I feel a bit nauseous.


That's what your mom said.
 
2013-09-17 12:44:51 AM
Korea  Worst Korea ftfm
 
2013-09-17 01:13:31 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Clitorox?


I never regret having favorited you.
 
2013-09-17 01:33:00 AM
the labia colourant

*snicker*
 
2013-09-17 02:13:36 AM
 
2013-09-17 02:58:00 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

"This has been the greatest day in my life."
 
2013-09-17 03:41:46 AM

slayer199: Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex


The Boomers truly are the generation that never grew up.
 
2013-09-17 04:37:43 AM
Lipstick?
Really?
 
2013-09-17 04:39:09 AM

log_jammin: the labia colourant

*snicker*


*shakes tiny internet fist*
 
2013-09-17 04:53:48 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Clitorox?


Do you have a slovenly vagina? Then you need Clitter - the glitter for vaginas!

Turn that yeast infection into a jewel collection!
 
2013-09-17 05:05:35 AM
Your junk turning grey is nothing. Ever since I went to Japan mine's been pixelated!
 
2013-09-17 05:42:49 AM
And women found yet another way to be ashamed of their body.
 
2013-09-17 06:01:41 AM

padraig: And women found yet another way to be ashamed of their body.

And women found yet another way to compete against each other ... and blame it on men.

 
2013-09-17 06:07:20 AM

padraig: And women found yet another way to be ashamed of their body.


Women are ashamed of parts of their bodies you never knew was possible to pay attention to much less be ashamed of.

/google "thigh gap"
//this matters to them. This seriously matters..... no, I don't know the fark why.
 
2013-09-17 06:23:41 AM
Painting the Meat Curtains? No thanks, I'll take them raw & leathery.
 
2013-09-17 06:44:23 AM

Ishkur: padraig: And women found yet another way to be ashamed of their body.

Women are ashamed of parts of their bodies you never knew was possible to pay attention to much less be ashamed of.

/google "thigh gap"
//this matters to them. This seriously matters..... no, I don't know the fark why.


I knew a guy who obsessed on the "thigh gap" as an indicator that a post-teen woman would never get fat as she aged. He was a smallish person himself and I guess it was important to him that his choice of female partner always stay small or whatever.
 
2013-09-17 07:23:03 AM
Ok...now that the color issue is solved, how do you fix the squeaking and occasional binding?
 
2013-09-17 10:02:06 AM
Blech.
Just no.
 
2013-09-17 10:24:23 AM

Nuclear Monk: Ok...now that the color issue is solved, how do you fix the squeaking and occasional binding?


WD-40
 
2013-09-17 10:25:14 AM
Yeah, because SO many guys get that close to sex and then call it off because the hue is slightly off.

(eyeroll)
 
2013-09-17 10:29:32 AM
'Ginger', 'Marilyn', 'Bettie' and 'Audrey' proved so popular that they have decided to introduce 'Baboon', 'Smurfette"and 'Menstral Show.'
 
2013-09-17 10:40:39 AM
Do they have anything to de-pixelize Japanese private parts?
 
2013-09-17 11:10:24 AM
looks like Pink Lawsuit in 10 or 15 years when the Big C shows up.   dumbasses.  must be for blonds.
 
2013-09-17 11:11:09 AM
Frankly, i'd rather bleach her asshole.
 
2013-09-17 11:11:56 AM
let's face it, Pussies are pretty.
 
2013-09-17 11:13:15 AM

slayer199: There's a reason for this....Viagra.  At an age where most men aren't able to perform as they did in their youth, they know have a fix...and an increasing interest in senior sex.  Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex (which is also why STDs have exploded among senior citizens).

Now I feel a bit nauseous.


i guess they want to cum and go at the same time.
 
2013-09-17 11:15:13 AM

padraig: And women found yet another way to be ashamed of their body.



teach 'em shame/insecurity and they'll give you their money.   well done, Crony Capitalism.
 
2013-09-17 11:53:57 AM
Believe me, there are a whole lot of problems people don't know they have and we need to create products to alleviate those unknown problems and make them known problems so people will buy the products to solve the problems they didn't know they had.
 
2013-09-17 01:29:48 PM

slayer199: There's a reason for this....Viagra.  At an age where most men aren't able to perform as they did in their youth, they know have a fix...and an increasing interest in senior sex.  Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex (which is also why STDs have exploded among senior citizens).

Now I feel a bit nauseous.


Meh.  I hope that I make it to old and grey and I sure as hell hope that I can fark until I die.  I think it's great that modern medicine can bring some happiness to the older folks.
 
2013-09-17 02:40:45 PM
If you saw gray and weren't expecting it, it's pretty weird.

not-so-cool story and I'm not sharing it, bro
 
2013-09-17 03:32:27 PM

SpectroBoy: Nuclear Monk: Ok...now that the color issue is solved, how do you fix the squeaking and occasional binding?

WD-40


Holy crap I'm gonna laugh all day on that.
 
2013-09-17 05:02:28 PM

JonZoidberg: slayer199: There's a reason for this....Viagra.  At an age where most men aren't able to perform as they did in their youth, they know have a fix...and an increasing interest in senior sex.  Yes, I said it...senior citizens are having sex (which is also why STDs have exploded among senior citizens).

Now I feel a bit nauseous.

Meh.  I hope that I make it to old and grey and I sure as hell hope that I can fark until I die.  I think it's great that modern medicine can bring some happiness to the older folks.


If my wife dies first when we're old, I'm going to find all the girls I used to know when I was young and see if they want to rock the casbah.
 
2013-09-17 05:43:09 PM
Guys, we are missing the most important part of this whole story

If you are dating a new girl, and you find this in her bathroom, she is expecting that you are going to get a up close and personal showing of her lady parts sometime that evening


All kidding aside, this is probably partly due to waxing.   Prior to waxing, women wouldn't have noticed the color of their skin down there.   Now that they can see it, they find they don't like the color, so someone came up with a fix.
 
2013-09-17 06:10:21 PM
Can't mature ladies with "discolored" sea biscuits just tell their mature lovers to leave their glasses off during sex? Problem solved! Bonus: it's free! I'm full of great ideas, guys!
 
2013-09-17 09:26:37 PM

doglover: Merkins aren't new...


 i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-17 11:12:37 PM
If women are allowed to state a preference for the appearance of a  circumcised male, then it's OK for men to say they find labia more attractive when "colorized" than in their natural state?

/too late to hijack this to a FARK circumcision thread, I suppose...
 
2013-09-18 03:59:58 AM
As a gay man I'm having some trouble picturing just where this new pussy polish is supposed to be applied. Interior? Exterior? Or is it like lip liner?
 
2013-09-18 11:34:54 AM

Max Awesome: As a gay man I'm having some trouble picturing just where this new pussy polish is supposed to be applied. Interior? Exterior? Or is it like lip liner?


Think lipstick.
 
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