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(Spokesman Review)   Actual headline: "When anal is the way to go"   (spokesman.com) divider line 151
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2013-09-16 06:35:49 PM  
Let's ask Otto if he agrees.  Otto? Otto...

My bad, the guards have his tongue.
 
2013-09-16 07:10:47 PM  
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Surprise Butsecks!
 
2013-09-16 08:43:54 PM  
Why doesn't this headline have an option C?
 
2013-09-16 09:49:47 PM  
I have three alarm clocks; my phone, an actual alarm clock, and my computer. I never wake up late.  In fact, I often find myself waking up 10-15 minutes before I'm supposed to, which gives me time to wake up so I'm not so out of it while trying to take a shower.
 
2013-09-16 09:49:51 PM  
Save your virginity for Jesus.
 
2013-09-16 09:50:07 PM  
I think that they're on to something; if you're looking for something that will rouse a person from a deep sleep in lieu of an alarm clock, anal will probably get the job done.
 
2013-09-16 09:51:58 PM  
If it's with the Pele of anal...

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2013-09-16 09:52:02 PM  
www.gather-network.com
 
2013-09-16 09:52:29 PM  
This doesnt have anything to do with Beavers at all!
 
2013-09-16 09:53:24 PM  
In case they fix it:

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-16 09:54:05 PM  

Heraclitus: This doesnt have anything to do with Beavers at all!


mmmm....forbidden vanilla.
 
2013-09-16 09:54:12 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.gather-network.com image 640x960]


I completely forgot what I was going to post.

Doesn't matter.
 
2013-09-16 09:54:20 PM  
"Please keep it civil. Don't post comments that are obscene, defamatory, threatening, off-topic, an infringement of copyright or an invasion of privacy. "

//well, that's not fair.
 
2013-09-16 09:55:05 PM  
Depends on how anal you are...


Me?  I'm oral, so I'll keep going when time to get up.
 
2013-09-16 09:56:41 PM  

Harry_Seldon: "Please keep it civil. Don't post comments that are obscene, defamatory, threatening, off-topic, an infringement of copyright or an invasion of privacy. "

//well, that's not fair.


the first one is funny in spite of that request
 
2013-09-16 09:57:39 PM  
Probably when your rectum, not when your bladder, is full.
 
2013-09-16 09:57:45 PM  
Anal is THE way to go...unless of course you have a colostomy, then NOT ANAL is the only way to go.
 
2013-09-16 09:57:56 PM  
My electricity is reliable enough that there's few times my alarm does not work. But otherwise I could just use my phone. Or subby's mom could wake me up.
 
2013-09-16 09:58:36 PM  
My backup alarm clock runs on kibble.
 
2013-09-16 09:58:36 PM  
I've got a date with Connie D'Amico tonight at anal point.
 
2013-09-16 09:58:54 PM  
Also, don't all electric alarm clocks have a battery backup? The real problem is staying awake to be useful.

2.bp.blogspot.com  i.imgur.com

Both sides of the coin.
 
2013-09-16 09:59:20 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I have three alarm clocks; my phone, an actual alarm clock, and my computer. I never wake up late.  In fact, I often find myself waking up 10-15 minutes before I'm supposed to, which gives me time to wake up so I'm not so out of it while trying to take a shower.


I have 4 cats.  One of the bastards will wake me up by 7
 
2013-09-16 10:00:11 PM  

Heraclitus: This doesnt have anything to do with Beavers at all!


I know what an awkward thread
 
2013-09-16 10:00:30 PM  

Albino Squid: I think that they're on to something; if you're looking for something that will rouse a person from a deep sleep in lieu of an alarm clock, anal will probably get the job done.


For some reason after reading the article I had this vision of an alarm clock suppository.  I've no idea how the snooze button should work, though.
 
2013-09-16 10:01:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.gather-network.com image 640x960]

I completely forgot what I was going to post.

Doesn't matter.


Judging from your previous posts, I'll assume it was related to horsefarkery.
 
2013-09-16 10:01:46 PM  
What kind of back up alarm clock does the article author uses? Is it lubricated or dry?
 
2013-09-16 10:02:16 PM  
Anal should be considered the way to go in your mother's case. Sometimes it's hard to get her attention from all the way back there with so many people in the room.
 
2013-09-16 10:03:59 PM  

FaygoMaster: Albino Squid: I think that they're on to something; if you're looking for something that will rouse a person from a deep sleep in lieu of an alarm clock, anal will probably get the job done.

For some reason after reading the article I had this vision of an alarm clock suppository.  I've no idea how the snooze button should work, though.


Kegels? Kegels would work, I think.
 
2013-09-16 10:05:30 PM  
I sit through this and later tonight, I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house, you have to clean it!
 
2013-09-16 10:06:10 PM  

Snapper Carr: If it's with the Pele of anal...


Something something danger zone
 
2013-09-16 10:06:24 PM  

Equilibrist: Let's ask Otto if he agrees.  Otto? Otto...

My bad, the guards have his tongue.


barfblog.com
 
2013-09-16 10:06:35 PM  
 
2013-09-16 10:08:01 PM  

The Bunyip: I sit through this and later tonight, I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house, you have to clean it!


That's the quote I wanted, but couldn't remember it all. I was too lazy to look it up.
 
2013-09-16 10:08:37 PM  

kelphead: I've got a date with Connie D'Amico tonight at anal point.


Win.
 
2013-09-16 10:09:18 PM  
FaygoMaster: For some reason after reading the article I had this vision of an alarm clock suppository. I've no idea how the snooze button should work, though.

it's an ooze button in this case
/never go alarm to mouth
 
2013-09-16 10:09:19 PM  
Only on special occasions.

pwgp.org
 
2013-09-16 10:09:58 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:11:01 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:11:04 PM  
When it's not the way to go:

i2.listal.com
 
2013-09-16 10:11:49 PM  
Umm, er, well okay :-/
 
2013-09-16 10:13:01 PM  

A Non Amos: Alarm clocks... and adult toys... I think I see a niche market here


And with the new "50 Shades" movie? I smell tie-in!
 
2013-09-16 10:13:13 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:13:47 PM  

red5ish: [imageshack.us image 454x541]


I still haven't looked up what that means on Urban dictionary, I've been afraid.
 
2013-09-16 10:14:02 PM  
why is fark so into anal?

that is totally ghey, and brown
 
2013-09-16 10:14:25 PM  

FaygoMaster: Albino Squid: I think that they're on to something; if you're looking for something that will rouse a person from a deep sleep in lieu of an alarm clock, anal will probably get the job done.

For some reason after reading the article I had this vision of an alarm clock suppository.  I've no idea how the snooze button should work, though.


At least it wasn't just me.  We can all be disturbed people together!
 
2013-09-16 10:14:52 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:15:51 PM  
Well this was SFW once.
i1121.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-16 10:16:02 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:16:17 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 454x541]

I still haven't looked up what that means on Urban dictionary, I've been afraid.


It's not as bad as you might think...

It involves, ah, oral ministrations to your partner...just not in the typical places
 
2013-09-16 10:16:20 PM  

slapmastered: A Non Amos: Alarm clocks... and adult toys... I think I see a niche market here

And with the new "50 Shades" movie? I smell tie-in!


really?  you went with "smell?"
 
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