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(WRAL)   Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of porn   (wral.com) divider line 118
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2013-09-16 08:35:56 PM  
That's nothing to Bragg about.
 
2013-09-16 08:39:22 PM  
I guess you can say they *glasses* screwed the pooch.

YEEEEAH!
 
2013-09-16 08:40:32 PM  
www.mugshotsworld.com

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.
 
2013-09-16 08:43:06 PM  
www.mgregueiro.com

Havoc? Porn? First thought anyone else?
 
2013-09-16 08:46:24 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x275]

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.


I'm knot sure you'd want to get with a gal like her.
 
2013-09-16 08:48:55 PM  
Not only is it sick, you're also risking the wrath of the Disney legal team.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-16 08:50:05 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Not only is it sick, you're also risking the wrath of the Disney legal team.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 190x265]


No, no, Pound Puppies is a Hasbro property.
 
2013-09-16 08:55:49 PM  

doglover: I_Am_Weasel: Not only is it sick, you're also risking the wrath of the Disney legal team.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 190x265]

No, no, Pound Puppies is a Hasbro property.


Are they having Secret Butt Fun?
 
2013-09-16 08:59:40 PM  
WHATEVER FARM ANIMAL OF WAR, LANA!
 
2013-09-16 09:39:41 PM  

ds_4815: doglover: I_Am_Weasel: Not only is it sick, you're also risking the wrath of the Disney legal team.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 190x265]

No, no, Pound Puppies is a Hasbro property.

Are they having Secret Butt Fun?


I don't have a pun for Niblet. John DiMaggio is just awesome. He's entertaining kids with one breath as Jake the Dog or Niblet, then in the next he's telling adults to bite his shiny golden ass or beating Robin to death with a pipe. A master of the craft.
 
2013-09-16 09:39:50 PM  
"Crimes against nature?"

I could name some billionaires they should be arresting.  They've done FAR worse than fark some dog.

i536.photobucket.com


media.treehugger.com
 
2013-09-16 09:42:27 PM  

Riche: "Crimes against nature?"

I could name some billionaires they should be arresting.  They've done FAR worse than fark some dog.

[i536.photobucket.com image 850x566]


[media.treehugger.com image 468x314]


Not going to happen.  Hell, if you're rich enough, the government will bail you out if you screw the pooch.
 
2013-09-16 09:47:57 PM  
Disgusting.  If you ever feel the need to fark a child or an animal, just kill yourself.  You're broken beyond repair.
 
2013-09-16 10:16:24 PM  
Did somebody say foxes?
i.imgur.com
Where are these American foxes?
 
2013-09-16 10:26:05 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x275]

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.


That's not her.

THIS IS.
cdn.abclocal.go.com
 
2013-09-16 10:29:40 PM  

doglover: I_Am_Weasel: Not only is it sick, you're also risking the wrath of the Disney legal team.

[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 190x265]

No, no, Pound Puppies is a Hasbro property.


Well, for this bunch, apparently "pound puppies" is an activity worthy of preserving on video.
 
2013-09-16 10:44:22 PM  

TommyymmoT: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x275]

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.

That's not her.

THIS IS.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]


She's actually not unattractive.
 
2013-09-16 10:46:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-16 10:48:33 PM  
That's ruff.
 
2013-09-16 10:49:08 PM  
I always get bummed out when I watch beastiality and realize the chick getting pounded by a dog is hotter than anything I could get.
 
2013-09-16 10:50:14 PM  
ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
 
2013-09-16 10:50:25 PM  
farking communist scum. We can't even fark dogs in this country anymore.
 
2013-09-16 10:50:57 PM  
Bow chicka bow wow
 
2013-09-16 10:51:20 PM  
You have no idea to what depths you can convince a women they can go to when manipulated right

Trust me, you're talking to a professional
 
2013-09-16 10:52:46 PM  

ArkAngel: Havoc? Porn? First thought anyone else?


Yes faptacular
 
2013-09-16 10:52:51 PM  
Whatever farm animals.... its a rampage!!!
 
2013-09-16 10:52:56 PM  
Oh come on...who hasn't slathered a little peanut butter on themselves and posted a vine of it?
 
2013-09-16 10:54:02 PM  

AspectRatio: Bow chicka bow wow


brown chicken brown cow
 
2013-09-16 10:54:42 PM  
AIRBORNE!!!
 
2013-09-16 10:55:47 PM  

Riche: "Crimes against nature?"

I could name some billionaires they should be arresting.  They've done FAR worse than fark some dog.

[i536.photobucket.com image 850x566]


[media.treehugger.com image 468x314]


What's wrong with the mine?

/if you can't grow it, it has to be mined.
 
2013-09-16 10:56:56 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: You have no idea to what depths you can convince a women they can go to when manipulated right

Trust me, you're talking to a professional


So which are you: professional manipulator, or woman?

/if the latter, just how far have you gone?
 
2013-09-16 10:57:10 PM  
They forgot to consult the book to make sure they did it in an orderly, proficient military manner

/nothing is obscure
 
2013-09-16 10:57:47 PM  
I came here to leave a snarky comment, but there's no way to top what I've read so far. LOL!
 
2013-09-16 10:58:51 PM  
The quick red Fox jumps over the lazy dog.
 
2013-09-16 10:59:43 PM  
s3.roosterteeth.com
 
2013-09-16 11:00:31 PM  
A few people in the 101st will make jokes about this.  Just a few.
 
2013-09-16 11:07:37 PM  

doglover: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x275]

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.

I'm knot sure you'd want to get with a gal like her.


I'd take her to the kennel.
 
2013-09-16 11:11:02 PM  

Ricardo Klement: TommyymmoT: Because People in power are Stupid: [www.mugshotsworld.com image 220x275]

Ummm, if a dog can get that then perhaps... No, there's no way.

That's not her.

THIS IS.
[cdn.abclocal.go.com image 448x252]

She's actually not unattractive.


No, she's not bad, she's just a different person.
 
2013-09-16 11:11:17 PM  
In Soviet Carolina, the lab is in you!
 
2013-09-16 11:11:45 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Disgusting.  If you ever feel the need to fark a child or an animal, just kill yourself.  You're broken beyond repair.


What if it's an adult animal?
 
2013-09-16 11:12:16 PM  
How come they didn't have dogs like this when I was in school?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-09-16 11:12:17 PM  
Need to add dog/female to the sex matrix.
 
2013-09-16 11:13:48 PM  
Doggy style? Or nibbles-n-bits?
 
2013-09-16 11:16:12 PM  
This may be a shiatty double standard, but if the dogs were male and the ones doing the farking, I can't really get mad. If a male dog doesn't consent to mounting you, you aren't going to force it. As far as I'm concerned, it's implied consent when the male dog is penetrating.
 
2013-09-16 11:17:56 PM  
That's rough.
 
2013-09-16 11:19:15 PM  
Alternative Headline: The Foxes are sleeping with the hounds.
 
2013-09-16 11:20:24 PM  
A guy I know told me he just had sex with his dog
Somewhat shocked, I asked him "is your dog male, or female?".

He snapped back "FEMALE. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A PERVERT?"
 
2013-09-16 11:21:35 PM  

TommyymmoT: A guy I know told me he just had sex with his dog
Somewhat shocked, I asked him "is your dog male, or female?".

He snapped back "FEMALE. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A PERVERT?"


badum tch!
 
2013-09-16 11:23:33 PM  

FedExPope: This may be a shiatty double standard, but if the dogs were male and the ones doing the farking, I can't really get mad. If a male dog doesn't consent to mounting you, you aren't going to force it. As far as I'm concerned, it's implied consent when the male dog is penetrating.


We should hang out.
 
2013-09-16 11:24:05 PM  
 
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