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(MyWay News)   Federal Law Enforcement Officials say the man accused in a shooting rampage at the Washington Navy Yard that left at least 12 people dead has been identified as Aaron Alexis, a 34 year-old man from Texas   (apnews.myway.com) divider line 102
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2013-09-16 04:24:08 PM  
16 votes:
There once was a man named Alexis
Who came from the great state of Texas
He shot crowds with his gun
SWAT ended his fun
Now somebody has to clean up the messes.
2013-09-16 04:28:18 PM  
9 votes:
i1260.photobucket.com

RIP Alexis Texas
2013-09-16 04:23:45 PM  
9 votes:

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?


This one knows too much, brotherssssss. Time to take him out.
2013-09-16 04:24:27 PM  
8 votes:

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?


www.keeptalkinggreece.com
2013-09-16 04:59:19 PM  
7 votes:
Right Wing:

He's Black -- YAY!!!
From Texas -- SH*T
Used to live in New York -- YAY!!!
Ex-Military -- SH*T
He's Buddhist -- YAY!!!
2013-09-16 04:36:17 PM  
6 votes:
forums.na.leagueoflegends.com
2013-09-16 04:35:14 PM  
6 votes:
thyblackman.com

//where's your Zimmerman now?
2013-09-16 04:50:42 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net

Dave Chappelle never did get over having his series cancelled.
2013-09-16 04:50:05 PM  
4 votes:
as soon as i saw his pic, i felt a great disturbance at fox news - as if hundreds of boners stiffened in unison...
2013-09-16 04:49:42 PM  
4 votes:
Thank heavens all the dead victims didn't have guns.  Can you imagine the level of carnage there would have been if anybody had been able to defend themselves in a manner consistent with any reasonable interpretation of the second amendment.  Just remember that when seconds count the police are always minutes away.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-09-16 04:36:25 PM  
4 votes:

netgamer7k: Clearly Buddhism wouldn't teach the man to go out on a shooting rampage, so it had to be some kind of intoxication or mental illness.


"The central tenet of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'!"

eplacencia.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-16 04:33:08 PM  
4 votes:
This is why I hang my hat in Tennesee.
2013-09-16 04:30:35 PM  
4 votes:
ussoccerplayers.com
R.I.P. Alexilalas
2013-09-16 04:53:51 PM  
3 votes:
i44.tinypic.com
2013-09-16 04:29:14 PM  
3 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Seems like he entered the navy yard with a shot gun then "upgraded" his weapon by taking new ones from the people he killed.


"HE'S VIOLENT BECAUSE OF VIDEO GAMES"....COME ON DOWN!!!! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON 'THE KNEE JERK REACTION TO TRAGEDY IS RIGHT'!!
GBB
2013-09-16 04:27:28 PM  
3 votes:
www.spartanburgteaparty.org
2013-09-16 04:21:37 PM  
3 votes:
assets.nydailynews.com
2013-09-16 04:21:11 PM  
3 votes:
If only they were armed
2013-09-16 11:06:38 PM  
2 votes:

unamused: Amos Quito: Dianne Feinstein is likely under medical observation after suffering a back-arching, toe-curling 12-hour orgasm.

You do realize that now, due to you, millions of people will possibly go without dinner.

//Asshole


I dunno about that.  After reading that post I got hungry for grilled cheese sandwiches.
2013-09-16 05:46:56 PM  
2 votes:

IkilledLauraPalmer: So when do the Naval Yard Trutherstm start to come out of the woodwork?


False Jack!  False Jack!  False Jack!
2013-09-16 05:31:06 PM  
2 votes:
Has anyone said that this is not the time to talk about gun control.

Because I agree, this is not the proper time to talk about gun control.  It does not show any respect to the victims of this tragedy.

In fact I blame violent video games.
2013-09-16 05:18:44 PM  
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP LEXIS NEXIS
2013-09-16 05:01:25 PM  
2 votes:

probesport: There once was a man named Alexis
Who came from the great state of Texas
He shot crowds with his gun
SWAT ended his fun
Now somebody has to clean up the messes.


You know he knows exactly what the facts is.
2013-09-16 04:58:58 PM  
2 votes:
www.autoworld.com
R.I.P. A Lexus
2013-09-16 04:51:10 PM  
2 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Over/under on when the right wing derposphere will start claiming the guy is a registered Democrat...?


It is a Fark Progressives greatest dream that one of these incidents will have been  perpetrated by a straight, white,  middle aged, male, tea party/NRA member, Christian, registered GOP, pro-lifer, having something to do with either the coal or oil industry.  Failing that they will settle for a disgruntled  now ex-government employee because of sequestration.

Given that the perp is a black American male and given  that they tend to vote Democrat in the 95% or better range I think the odds are better than average that the perp is a Democrat if he is a member of any political party

What I can't understand is why a Black American male would feel the need to do this seeing how much that demographics  conditions have improved under this administration.
2013-09-16 04:49:08 PM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: FLMountainMan: I blame the gays.

The area around the Navy Yard used to be home to a few gay nightclubs, it really wasnt the best part of town. When they built the stadium the old nightclubs closed.


OMG it's worse than just gays -- it's gay ghosts!
2013-09-16 04:45:19 PM  
2 votes:

Dirtybird971: I know someone 12 people who won't be playing the new GTA 5...except in real life.


Hope they didn't pre-order.
2013-09-16 04:40:56 PM  
2 votes:

walkerhound: Why wasn't anyone there ARMED?!?


It's a naval base. It's really a biotch carrying around ships while you work.
2013-09-16 04:40:50 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: One man killed 12 people, just as the authors of the 2nd Amt intended. I eagerly await news of which well regulated militia he was member of so we can get to the bottom of this. The rest of the world thinks our gun laws and gun culture are crazy, and they are farking right.


If they don't like our laws, they should move to another cou...oh yeah.
2013-09-16 04:39:18 PM  
2 votes:

FLMountainMan: Let's get to what's important - is he white or black?  Will he be liberal or conservative?  I've got my tu quoques ready to launch.


It doesn't matter, the gun haters will exploit this tragedy to push their anti-gun agenda just like they do everytime a crazy person with a gun kills dozens of innocent people.

When will the gun grabbers learn that the wake of any gun created tragedy is NEVER the time to suggest more gun control? Rather, it is a time to heal and reflect upon how a better armed populace could prevent such occurrences.

Of course, when we happen to have a month where a gun caused massacre doesn't happen, that isn't the time to suggest more gun control either, because hey what's your problem with guns? A bunch of school kids or office workers haven't been killed in a gun-dependent slaughter in like six weeks. Relax.
2013-09-16 04:34:51 PM  
2 votes:
The Freepers are deeply disappointed that he is not a Muslim. But he is black, so they have THAT going for them.
2013-09-16 04:34:33 PM  
2 votes:
Wasn't Aaron Alexis a name in the Koran?  Sounds like another muzzie.  We win again, libs.
2013-09-16 04:34:23 PM  
2 votes:

Les Comdien Masque: A black Buddhist from Texas.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/16/5167160/fort-worth-man-accuse d -in-washington.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy


FTA: Friends said he left the Navy because he didn't like to get up early.

i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-09-16 04:31:52 PM  
2 votes:
I guess the tree of liberty has been refreshed for today. Gosh, it sure is thirsty.
2013-09-16 04:29:20 PM  
2 votes:

Les Comdien Masque: A black Buddhist from Texas.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/16/5167160/fort-worth-man-accuse d -in-washington.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy


Thank goodness we know now.  I guess that settles it.  We will now have rampant violence against black buddhist Texans and Obamacare is a disaster.
2013-09-16 04:28:46 PM  
2 votes:
Now I can't stop thinking about Alexis Texas.
2013-09-16 04:27:38 PM  
2 votes:

minoridiot: This should be impossible. Texas does not issue a CHL to someone with a criminal record.


But what if I got that criminal record from some other state full of liberal queers?
2013-09-16 04:26:54 PM  
2 votes:

probesport: There once was a man named Alexis
Who came from the great state of Texas
He shot crowds with his gun
SWAT ended his fun
Now somebody has to clean up the messes.


i1.ytimg.com

/I can do better... "There once was a man from Nantucket and... *crash* Ooof! Doh!"
2013-09-16 04:24:45 PM  
2 votes:
Y'all posting in a troll thread.

Rules:

1. Flame those who disagree with you; until they get a 3rd degree Internet burn.
2013-09-17 09:17:56 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: skozlaw: I'm fine with removing a person's rights if there is a reason to believe they can or will not exercise them responsibly

Shooting out tires in an anger-fueled blackout reason enough?


It was for Seattle. Too bad saying a guy isn't allowed to own a gun doesn't prevent him from using a gun if he manages to acquire one anyway. Which is why gun-free zones are a sham, and a dangerous sham at that.

But the left isn't going to let go of their ideology, and eventually they'll will probably try to do another "Fast and Furious" end run around existing weapon laws to "prove" that the only two options are to give up on democracy and impose absolute authoritarian dictatorship under their initially benevolent rule, or for us all to die in a hail of gunfire at the hands of heavily armed criminals.

/I'm guessing they'll release RPGs to the public next and pretend there's nothing the government can do to stop it
//because half of us want to believe any nut can build military grade explosives in a Unabomer style shack with common household materials, so the only thing that can protect us is an absolute ban (even though it wouldn't)
///and the other half wants to throw a temper tantrum over the conservatives' continued defense of the Second Amendment, and they honestly believe the chaos that would ensue from giving everyone their own personal RPGs is the best way to prove that nobody else but legitimate authorities (always including themselves, natch) should be allowed access to weapons, ever
2013-09-17 07:38:21 AM  
1 votes:
 Didn't he know that was a gun- free zone? Why do these people keep doing that? Can't they read the signs?
/the scourge of illiteracy
2013-09-17 03:59:54 AM  
1 votes:

vrax: When the fark are we planning on overthrowing the US government?


Haven't you been paying attention?

talkingpointsmemo.com
2013-09-17 02:29:28 AM  
1 votes:

Kittypie070: Amos Quito: There is so much we don't know, but one thing we do know is that Dianne Feinstein is likely under medical observation after suffering a back-arching, toe-curling 12-hour orgasm. I'm a cruel-minded idiot who makes stupid vicious accusations

[media1.policymic.com image 500x315]

Stop being an asshole.

You know what her history with being around people getting shot was.

STFU.



Yeah, Kittypie070, I know what Feignstein's "history with being around people getting shot" is.

But apparently you don't.

Feignstein happened to be in an office complex when "San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and San Francisco Supervisor Harvey Milk, who were shot and killed in San Francisco City Hall by former Supervisor Dan White on November 27, 1978".

White, a FORMER POLICE OFFICER used his SERVICE REVOLVER to murder Moscone and Milk. For the firearm illiterate, a REVOLVER is a pistol - six-shooter (in this case) to murder the mayor and the councilman who displaced him.

Feignstein was one of the first on the scene - having heard the shots, etc.

The chum that YOU have been eating tells you that THIS "traumatic experience" is the impetus that drives Feignstein in her quest for GUN CONTROL.

Except that it's bullshiat.

Feignstein knows DAMN WELL that the VAST majority of murders committed here in the US are committed with HANDGUNS (you know, the kind that Dan White used to murder Milk and Moscone in Feignstein's presence) yet the FalseFaced biatch is NOT going after handguns - which pose the greatest threat to public safety - The Mummy is hell-bent on doing away with ASSAULT RIFLES - which pose the greatest threat to GOVERNMENT TYRANNY.

Here's a little graphic for yaz - courtesy of ME and the FBI:

i1121.photobucket.com


Like any conniving wannabe oligarch, Feignstein (and her pals) want to disarm the peasantry - not "for their own good" or in the interest of "public safety", but to ensure that the peasants are unable to offer resistance to their increasing oppression.

It's what they do.

Do you know WHO ELSE wishes that his populace was unarmed and helpless?

www.nndb.com

Yeah, you BET he does.

And right now, Obama, Feignstein and their pals are ARMING those who oppose Assad - but they're NOT arming them with REVOLVERS like Dan White used to murder Mayor Moscone and Harvey Milk - they're arming them with ASSAULT RIFLES - the kind that both Obey and Feignstein want to BAN here in the US.

Why?

Because while handguns make fine murder weapons, they are practically USELESS in a revolution/warfare scenario where one is trying to oppose oppressive tyranny.

Feignstein and her pals do NOT have public safety in their little scheming heads. They mean to deprive the peasantry of any means to resist.

Curl up around that and sleep on it, Kittypie070.
2013-09-16 11:14:43 PM  
1 votes:
cdn0.dailydot.com

Error on a Lexus


/my apologies for the terrible pun
//unless it made you laugh
2013-09-16 11:02:14 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Dianne Feinstein is likely under medical observation after suffering a back-arching, toe-curling 12-hour orgasm.


You do realize that now, due to you, millions of people will possibly go without dinner.

//Asshole
2013-09-16 09:50:22 PM  
1 votes:
Amos Quito:
There is so much we don't know, but one thing we do know is that Dianne Feinstein is likely under medical observation after suffering a back-arching, toe-curling 12-hour orgasm.

[media1.policymic.com image 500x315]



If you ever use "Dianne Feinstein" and "orgasm" in the same post again, I will specifically convert to Christianity, specifically and exclusively to pray to God that you're tortured in hell for a million years.

/Where's my tequila?  I need to get that image out of my head.
2013-09-16 09:49:38 PM  
1 votes:

MFAWG: Elegy: MFAWG: Elegy: MFAWG: Can somebody source the following:

He was Buddhist.

He was DISHONORABLY discharged from the Navy.

And the whole 'stole a guards automatic weapon'.

Thanks.

Do your own research.

And - oh yes - you welch on bets made with other farkers.

I can't buy you something you already have.

Now go fark yourself.

I already have it because someone else took pity on me when you wouldn't honor our bet.
After, I might add, you said "oh yeah, I'm paying for it right now" and 16 hour later... Nothing.

Must be nice to have no morals and feel no regret about lying to people.

Tell me why we should trust your word about anything?

Go read the thread again.

And then go fark yourself.



I was there. In the thread. I saw Elegy call you on your bet - and he linked to the thread where the bet was made. I saw you promise to pay up, and then saw you welch.

I then saw another fine upstanding Farker (C K) step in and buy the TF for Elegy - not out of pity, I suspect, but because like me, he appreciates Elegy's contributions to the threads.

You still owe Elegy a month of TF, MFAWG - unless you plan to file for Farkruptcy.
2013-09-16 07:39:14 PM  
1 votes:
Elegy:  [nooneherecanshootback.jpg]

I think this cartoon is hilarious.  I like the way it depicts the Virginia Tech shooter as just some unrelated outsider rationally selecting "Virginia Tech" because it looks like a place where there are no guns.

As opposed to the liberal media myth that the shooter was actually a student there, and went out in a rampage there because that's where he was when he snapped.
2013-09-16 06:58:25 PM  
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x508]


Comic Sans makes it all seem so innocuous.
2013-09-16 06:51:00 PM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Isitoveryet: PainfulItching: Isitoveryet: Radioactive Ass: lead bullets for hunting

I don't want to shoot what i'm going to eat with lead.

am currently looking into a taser hunting rod.

Enjoy your vegetables.

who in the hell hunts vegetables?

[crayfisher.files.wordpress.com image 300x221]


Gary Larson may be God in human form, he stops by to write a few thousand (or hundreds?) comics just to fark with us, point out how stupid we are and that's exactly how he intended us to be.
2013-09-16 06:46:40 PM  
1 votes:

Isitoveryet: PainfulItching: Isitoveryet: Radioactive Ass: lead bullets for hunting

I don't want to shoot what i'm going to eat with lead.

am currently looking into a taser hunting rod.

Enjoy your vegetables.

who in the hell hunts vegetables?


crayfisher.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-16 06:44:00 PM  
1 votes:

PainfulItching: Isitoveryet: Radioactive Ass: lead bullets for hunting

I don't want to shoot what i'm going to eat with lead.

am currently looking into a taser hunting rod.

Enjoy your vegetables.


who in the hell hunts vegetables?
2013-09-16 06:42:17 PM  
1 votes:
And yet you people will demand more and more freedoms. The only way to stop these tragedies is to increase safety. Doing so comes with a cost, and that cost is freedom.

We should be demanding the government remove our Rights and protect us, 'lest this happen again.
2013-09-16 06:37:25 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Yes you do. It's called a slippery slope argument and generally is employed by people who have nothing.


When you have states seriously talking about banning entire classes of weapons, banning lead bullets for hunting which has the side effect of essentially banning hunting because all of the alternatives are considered armor piercing and are subject to federal regulation (and they aren't issuing any federal permits for their manufacture and sale to hunters) then it's no longer a slippery slope argument because it's actually happening today. California's Governor has those two laws (and several other gun related laws as well) sitting on his desk right now waiting for his signature and he is probably going to sign them.

The slippery slope argument is when it's conjecture as to how things may go, not when they actually are happening the way of the slippery slope.
2013-09-16 06:30:30 PM  
1 votes:

PainfulItching: Take away one type of gun = open yourself up to losing all guns
Take away one freedom = open yourself up to losing all freedom

Do I have that argument right?


Yes you do. It's called a slippery slope argument and generally is employed by people who have nothing.
2013-09-16 06:04:07 PM  
1 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Seems like he entered the navy yard with a shot gun then "upgraded" his weapon by taking new ones from the people he killed.


Finally, someone who learned something from Video Games.
2013-09-16 05:53:05 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: s2s2s2: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: s2s2s2: shower_in_my_socks: One man killed 12 people, just as the authors of the 2nd Amt intended. I eagerly await news of which well regulated militia he was member of so we can get to the bottom of this. The rest of the world thinks our gun laws and gun culture are crazy, and they are farking right.

*Europe

Australia
Canada
Japan

Quite a coalition.

Yeah, they're real third world hellholes.


They aren't "the rest of the world", though, are they?
2013-09-16 05:43:18 PM  
1 votes:
So when do the Naval Yard Trutherstm start to come out of the woodwork?
2013-09-16 05:35:17 PM  
1 votes:

James10952001: At least he wasn't using one of those scary lookin rifles. The victims would be so much more dead that way.



i41.tinypic.com
2013-09-16 05:35:04 PM  
1 votes:
alicia-logic.com
Thank goodness he didn't ask about the little red button.
2013-09-16 05:34:41 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: [si0.twimg.com image 500x500]RIP Art Alexakis


Hmm.  He does have the daddy issues that many killers do.  I think you may be on to something here.
2013-09-16 05:30:24 PM  
1 votes:

Isitoveryet: RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?

I know! why aren't there ever any abortion rampages!?


I bet if you check out planned parenthood the week after spring break.....
2013-09-16 05:12:11 PM  
1 votes:

AngryDragon: Here's the best one I could find on short notice.  Yes it's true.

End Clinton-era military base gun ban


If only we had a pro-gun Republican Congress with a borderline cowboy Texan President for 8 years - I'm sure they would have done something about it.
2013-09-16 05:07:55 PM  
1 votes:

yeabuddy: another sad day for america. another issue to turn into a left vs right, anti vs pro gun when in reality its just that we as a society are broken. no one benefits.



mediablitz: Right Wing:

He's Black -- YAY!!!
From Texas -- SH*T
Used to live in New York -- YAY!!!
Ex-Military -- SH*T
He's Buddhist -- YAY!!!

2013-09-16 05:02:37 PM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: as soon as i saw his pic, i felt a great disturbance at fox news - as if hundreds of boners stiffened in unison...




While progressives everywhere still suffer from erectile dysfunction


Let's hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American
2013-09-16 05:02:30 PM  
1 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Seems like he entered the navy yard with a shot gun then "upgraded" his weapon by taking new ones from the people he killed.


Looks like someone just couldn't wait until Tuesday for Grand Theft Auto V.
2013-09-16 05:00:43 PM  
1 votes:
flyupfitness.com

/was already going to hell anyways
2013-09-16 04:59:50 PM  
1 votes:

leevis: vrax: AngryDragon: vrax: AngryDragon: shower_in_my_socks: One man killed 12 people, just as the authors of the 2nd Amt intended. I eagerly await news of which well regulated militia he was member of so we can get to the bottom of this. The rest of the world thinks our gun laws and gun culture are crazy, and they are farking right.

Ironic that they don't let soldiers carry sidearms on a military installation isn't it?  The ultimate expression of a gun-free zone.

It's interesting that even the military sees the need for limits on when and where it's appropriate to carry weapons and yet people are fighting for the right to carry them everywhere out in public.

And this shows how effective this policy is.  It makes no sense that probably THE most trained force on the planet regarding firearms is not allowed to carry them.   It's a political decision not a common sense one.

Is it?  Who is the Navy trying to impress?

I wouldn't go so far as to consider the Navy THE most trained force on the planet regarding firearms. I think most of them only fire them at basic training.


Yeah, but he said their on-base disarmament is a political decision and not a common sense one, so it must be true.  I bet every one of those people on that yard was expertly trained in close-quarters, urban combat scenarios, and would instantly work as a perfect team in such a situation if only the Navy had allowed them to be armed.  Stupid Navy!
2013-09-16 04:58:23 PM  
1 votes:
jarrodpeterson4.files.wordpress.com

The sharp shooter strikes again!
2013-09-16 04:57:20 PM  
1 votes:
What someone that uses Buddhist meditation to focus his aggression might look like:

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-16 04:55:42 PM  
1 votes:
if you squint at his picture he looks a little muslish
2013-09-16 04:55:37 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Remember now, the problem isn't the prevalence of guns in society and ease with which anyone can get them.

The problem is there aren't enough guns out there yet.

/nra


This is not the time to talk about gun control!
2013-09-16 04:55:35 PM  
1 votes:
I submitted this with a funnier headline.
2013-09-16 04:54:57 PM  
1 votes:
Due to my bad memory, I CHOOSE ALLITERATIVE NAMES, TRUE BELIEVERS!

www.badhaven.com
2013-09-16 04:52:45 PM  
1 votes:
You know what we need in times like these?  We need a daring, highly trained special mission force.  It's purpose?  To defend human freedom against ruthless terrorist organizations determined to rule the world.
2013-09-16 04:52:31 PM  
1 votes:
SURPRISE MOTHAfrkkA
2013-09-16 04:52:11 PM  
1 votes:
I'm praying for Omarion.
2013-09-16 04:51:34 PM  
1 votes:
This just in, he also likes U2, Pepsi, and microsoft. The guy was clearly insane.

/what does being from Texas matter?
2013-09-16 04:51:15 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: SpectroBoy

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?

I feel your pain. It must suck to have facts and data consistently side with your opponents.

That must explain the liberal butt hurt
Andrew Joseph Stack - IRS Building attack : Posted his anti-business, anti-bush, anti-religion, anti-"big pharm", anti-capitalist manifesto online prior to committing murder.


James Von Brunn - Holocaust Museum Shooter: Registered Democrat, anti-Christian, 9/11 truther, hated the Bushes and raged about "the neo-cons"


James Chester Blanning - Aspen Co. bomber: Made bombs off gasoline and cell phone parts and came with notes warning of "mass death." and planted them in banks and an alleyway. His suicide note contained "Do not f*** with us or there will be mass death like we have all been part of over in that f***ing quicksand trap that rove and chaney's monkey bush put us into where so many of our soul mates and brothers died very horrible deaths."

"monkey bush"... an appopriate form of political speech, right zero supporters?


The Weathermen (Bill Ayers) - Friend of obama and murderer : Involved with 25 bombings, they intended to kill members of the military. In 2001 Bill Ayers said, "I don't regret setting bombs; I feel we didn't do enough."

Carol Anne Burger - Huffington Post killer : Stabbed her roommate 222 times with a screwdriver before she killed herself. Burger's last story for the HuffPO before she went down the memory hole? "Christian School Teacher Takes Female Students to Palin Rally." Yes, those Christians and Palin fans -- they're the ones you have to watch out for.


Amy Bishop - 2010 University of Alabama in Huntsville shooting: Obama-loving amy took a gun to work and murdered 3 of her coworkers and injured 3 more.


Bradley Neal Crowder - Manufactured firebombs then brought them to the Republican National Convention. Member of the left wing "Austin Affinity Group"

Floyd Lee Corkins - Family Research center shooti ...


Is this some sort of stream-of-consciousness performance art?
2013-09-16 04:51:10 PM  
1 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Isitoveryet: Obscene_CNN: Oops, look at that he is from New York now!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/16/active-shooter-at-washington-na vy -yard/

Texas in the headline, NY in the first paragraph.

you can't explain that!

Maybe I can. from the middle of the article

"Alexis, 34, of New York, was a Navy aviation electrician's mate, third class, who spent time in Texas and Illinois. It was not immediately clear if he was still enlisted. "


He lived in NY 10 years ago. He was arrested for firing his gun and evicted from his Fort Worth apt in 2010. I have no idea why Fox News would consider him from NY now...
2013-09-16 04:48:17 PM  
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Obscene_CNN: He is from New York, so he didn't have a concealed weapons permit.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/16/active-shooter-at-washington-na vy -yard/


Well sure he lived in Texas most of his life. But he did visit NY before heading to DC, so "from NY" is technically correct.
2013-09-16 04:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
If only they hadn't taken god out of the military
2013-09-16 04:44:32 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: fta
President Barack Obama mourned yet another mass shooting in the U.S. that he said took the lives of American patriots. Obama promised to make sure "whoever carried out this cowardly act is held responsible."
Yeah he did insert that 2 teleprompter line in his attack the republicans and self congratulatory speech

Don't let a tragedy interfere with your derp zero.


www.cosplayhouse.com

Better start watching what you say about this guy, or you're next on his list.  You keep flapping them gums, and he's going to help make 'em flap for real.

/An idle mind is
//A very dangerous thing
///I think of violence
2013-09-16 04:43:54 PM  
1 votes:
Pay no heed; This is just a publicity stunt for GTA 5

/doinitrite
2013-09-16 04:43:40 PM  
1 votes:
He is from New York, so he didn't have a concealed weapons permit.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/09/16/active-shooter-at-washington-na vy -yard/
2013-09-16 04:40:43 PM  
1 votes:

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?


Yeah those damn tragedy hating libs. :(
2013-09-16 04:37:58 PM  
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: [i1260.photobucket.com image 428x594]

RIP Alexis Texas



Came for on Alexis Texas.  Leaving very satisfied.

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2013-09-16 04:37:53 PM  
1 votes:
Outlier! Statistical anomaly! Random isolated incident!

FALSE FLAG OPERATION!
2013-09-16 04:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
FTA:
One of those officials says Alexis was a 34-year-old from Texas. He is believed to have a criminal record there and to be a holder of a concealed carry weapon permit.



If concealed carry weapon permits are banned only criminals ... never mind.
2013-09-16 04:36:31 PM  
1 votes:
Over/under on when the right wing derposphere will start claiming the guy is a registered Democrat...?
2013-09-16 04:34:21 PM  
1 votes:

Obscene_CNN: Seems like he entered the navy yard with a shot gun then "upgraded" his weapon by taking new ones from the people he killed.


Yeah, he must be a n0oB... still had it set up to change weapons when he ran over one..
2013-09-16 04:34:01 PM  
1 votes:

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?


Six comments until "False Flag". Never change, Fark.
2013-09-16 04:33:12 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: Yeah he did insert that 2 teleprompter line in his attack the republicans and self congratulatory speech

Don't let a tragedy interfere with your derp zero.


Interesting that you had to post the Obama quote so you could COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POLITICS.

Gosh, aren't you just above it all!
2013-09-16 04:31:38 PM  
1 votes:
I tell you what the police are missing here -- the shooting suspect is missing a middle name.  Everyone knows these maniacal, homicidal nuts have to have three names to join the Krazy Killer Klub.
2013-09-16 04:30:20 PM  
1 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?

This one knows too much, brotherssssss. Time to take him out.


Alex Jones has already spoken:

"You better believe that even if they're just pure jihadis that did this, even connected to Al-Qaeda groups out of the Middle East being commanded by the leader of Al-Qaeda last Friday to attack the United States... even if that's the case, you can believe, like the last three or four cases, they're going to try to connect it to Inforwars.com and yours truly, part of the long-term demonization campaign," Jones explained.
2013-09-16 04:29:30 PM  
1 votes:

Les Comdien Masque: A black Buddhist from Texas.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/09/16/5167160/fort-worth-man-accuse d -in-washington.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy


Well that's no way to attain Nirvana.

/But congrats on beating Nirvana's body count.
2013-09-16 04:28:34 PM  
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LandOfChocolate: Arkanaut: The two officials spoke Monday to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

Yeah, I'm going to give at least 2 to 1 against this being a trustworthy tip.

Can we wait on the speculation and internet vigilantism until someone officially confirms this?


Interesting.  My accusing the AP of speculation and vigilantism has in turn been painted as speculation and internet vigilantism.

What a world we live in.
2013-09-16 04:27:15 PM  
1 votes:
Let's get to what's important - is he white or black?  Will he be liberal or conservative?  I've got my tu quoques ready to launch.
2013-09-16 04:27:08 PM  
1 votes:

RedVentrue: WOW. A tragedy that plays into a lib political agenda? Whoda thunkit?


So, by inference, you're saying that "people not getting murdered with guns" is something that conservatives oppose?
2013-09-16 04:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:
 He is believed to have a criminal record there and to be a holder of a concealed carry weapon permit.

This should be impossible.  Texas does not issue a CHL to someone with a criminal record.
2013-09-16 04:23:39 PM  
1 votes:
Why wasn't anyone there ARMED?!?
2013-09-16 04:22:17 PM  
1 votes:
If only there had been a force of armed individuals nearby. Or perhaps more guns.

If only.
 
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