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(Komo)   If you're going on a boat wrecking rampage, why wear pants?   (komonews.com ) divider line
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3136 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2013 at 12:30 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-16 12:31:14 PM  
Pants are for pussies. Pantsless or GTFO
 
2013-09-16 12:32:08 PM  
Boat Rampage

A boat rampage is pretty creative.  People have rampaged with and at all kinds of things, but never a boat.
 
2013-09-16 12:37:15 PM  
If you're going on a boat wrecking rampage, why wear pants?

FIFY
 
2013-09-16 12:37:16 PM  

Walker: Pants are for pussies. Pantsless or GTFO

 
2013-09-16 12:42:20 PM  
A few shotgun pellets in the head makes the cool wind in your crotch feel that much nicer.

I am strongly in favor of more pantslessness, and call for a national dialogue on this topic.

Did you know that in 2012, over NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT of crimes were committed by pants-wearing individuals?  It is an outrage. Protect the children! Leave your pants at home today!
 
2013-09-16 12:43:04 PM  
He had too much port and not enough starboard.
 
2013-09-16 12:43:05 PM  
Just because you can't find the little man doesn't mean you have to tear up the whole boat.
 
2013-09-16 12:46:20 PM  
It's really true. Pants just get in the way on a proper boat rampage.
 
2013-09-16 12:51:44 PM  

cgraves67: It's really true. Pants just get in the way on a proper boat rampage.


Unless the mast is fully accessible, one cannot trim the sails as quickly to control the rampaging.
 
2013-09-16 12:54:55 PM  
Half-naked man steals boat, rams others at Seattle marina

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-16 12:56:11 PM  
How does one wreck rampage, even in pants?
 
2013-09-16 12:58:38 PM  
Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.
 
2013-09-16 01:05:26 PM  
best keep your britches on in case you run into mr. shotgun toting guy who don't go for them pantless shenanigans.
 
2013-09-16 01:06:36 PM  
Well here's one of those cases where a guy with a gun put a stop to a dangerous situation and didn't go all Rambo.
 
2013-09-16 01:16:22 PM  
At that point, you might as well just not have any clothing.
 
2013-09-16 01:25:07 PM  
They be all like you need pants to drive a boat
 
2013-09-16 01:35:50 PM  
What's a boat rampage without a visit to the poop deck?
 
2013-09-16 01:43:49 PM  
It's a hell of a day at sea, sir...
 
2013-09-16 02:59:47 PM  

Speef: A few shotgun pellets in the head makes the cool wind in your crotch feel that much nicer.

I am strongly in favor of more pantslessness, and call for a national dialogue on this topic.

Did you know that in 2012, over NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT of crimes were committed by pants-wearing individuals?  It is an outrage. Protect the children! Leave your pants at home today!


DOWN WITH PANTS!
 
2013-09-16 04:44:48 PM  
so you don't get splinters in your pee-pee?
 
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