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(Guardian)   Iran to put Persian in space, actual person to follow later   (theguardian.com) divider line 47
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2013-09-16 11:56:56 AM  
In space, no-one can smell your godawful cologne.
 
2013-09-16 12:08:52 PM  
piperbayard.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-16 12:09:14 PM  
They won't be too happy about the Jews in SPAAAAAAAACE
 
2013-09-16 12:10:29 PM  
Really. A cat. Go big or go home, huh?
And we're nervous about this country, why again?
 
2013-09-16 12:10:43 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-16 12:10:55 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-16 12:12:19 PM  
Great. More pussy completely out of reach.
 
2013-09-16 12:14:21 PM  
That's a lot of money just to kill a cat.
 
2013-09-16 12:14:54 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-16 12:15:54 PM  

Pinner: Really. A cat. Go big or go home, huh?
And we're nervous about this country, why again?


I think we should one up them by sending a mountain lion to the spacestation.
 
2013-09-16 12:15:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-16 12:16:45 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Still cannot into space
 
2013-09-16 12:16:46 PM  
Powered by awful cologne and everything that can be coated in gold will be?
 
2013-09-16 12:20:33 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

I will return super intelligent and subjugate these hairless apes. I shall train the 'smart' ones (kitty air quotes) to bring me the freshest tuna. The dullards shall serve as lap and or scratching posts. The insolent and untrainable shall be sent to the kitty litter mines.

And if I chose to, I shall continues the exploration of space only so that these people who serve me now can place a giant mirror in orbit. So I can always lay in a warm spot of sunlight and not have to move around every coupla hours.
 
2013-09-16 12:22:19 PM  
Sweet, can't wait to see the PhotoShops!

This'll be rich.
 
2013-09-16 12:23:18 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Pinner: Really. A cat. Go big or go home, huh?
And we're nervous about this country, why again?

I think we should one up them by sending a mountain lion to the spacestation.


Syfy, movie of the week, staring Samuel L Jackson.  "I'm sick and tired of these M-F- mountain lions, on my M-F- spacestation!"
 
2013-09-16 12:24:23 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Pinner: Really. A cat. Go big or go home, huh?
And we're nervous about this country, why again?

I think we should one up them by sending a mountain lion to the spacestation.


That would be entirely awesome.

For science, of course.  To test astronaut reactions to encountering an apex predator in space.
 
2013-09-16 12:24:33 PM  

stonelotus: [i1207.photobucket.com image 450x337]


Heh, that kind of looks like my youngest Persian, Deucalion, back when he was a kitten:

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-16 12:25:18 PM  
Good to see another country taking a crack at space exploration. I don't care who does it, I just want off this rock before you dipshiats nuke each other into oblivion.
 
2013-09-16 12:26:45 PM  
Seriously..that's what they have?

I  am pretty sure a group of MIT and Cal Tech students could do the same thing in a shorter amount of time.

Iran...you disappoint
 
2013-09-16 12:27:44 PM  
Iran says it is considering sending a persian cat into space as the next animal astronaut after claiming it launched a monkey earlier this year.

www.pressmantoy.com
Top Secret plans from Iran. Took them months to develop those giant hands and keep them away from their giant penis shaped buildings.


They are jumping around. Traditional order is dog, monkey, human.
 
2013-09-16 12:31:05 PM  
My other two persians:

i39.tinypic.com
Champion Mountcascade's Starlight (Tar-tar for short), and just plain Freya.
 
2013-09-16 12:32:33 PM  
After the crash will someone put up a free cat sign?
 
2013-09-16 12:33:05 PM  

Pinner: Really. A cat. Go big or go home, huh?


To give them credit, they are launching 34 cats into space.

snuff3r.com
 
2013-09-16 12:35:58 PM  
Smart, a dog dying alone is space is kinda sad but a cat dying alone is space is, meh whatever...
 
2013-09-16 12:36:51 PM  
Say, Mister Kitty Cat. Let's talk about the equipment you'll wear in to space. Say, is that you crash helmet?

Oh, I hope not.

/can't remember the rest of it
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-16 12:44:34 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: I think we should one up them by sending a mountain lion to the spacestation.


Or better yet,  a cougar.
 
2013-09-16 12:54:15 PM  
teamshocker.com
 
2013-09-16 12:55:16 PM  
♫  Ground control to Major Tomcat... ♫
 
2013-09-16 12:56:43 PM  
There aren't nearly enough lolcat pictures in Farsi.
 
2013-09-16 12:59:56 PM  
Thank goodness they have solved all their other problems.  Now they can concentrate on this.
 
2013-09-16 01:00:00 PM  
The Persian wanted for test flight.
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-16 01:04:11 PM  
Up through the atmsosphere, up where the air is clear/
Ooooh lets gooo, fly a cat!
 
2013-09-16 01:36:17 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Up through the atmsosphere, up where the air is clear/
Ooooh lets gooo, fly a cat!


You know how I know...
 
2013-09-16 01:43:31 PM  

Pinner: UrukHaiGuyz: Up through the atmsosphere, up where the air is clear/
Ooooh lets gooo, fly a cat!

You know how I know...


That I love pussy? ;)
 
2013-09-16 02:02:40 PM  
"You dont want caaaarrpet. You want an aaararaearara rug."

/might be obscure to sub-30's farkers
 
2013-09-16 02:33:43 PM  
Will it land on its feet?
 
2013-09-16 02:33:50 PM  
Headline is cold ass honky racist.  It was intended to be cold ass honky racist.
Mod who greenlit is cold ass honky racist.
 
2013-09-16 02:35:50 PM  
Ready for liftoff, sir!

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-09-16 02:36:24 PM  
media.catmoji.com
 
2013-09-16 02:38:55 PM  

prjindigo: Headline is cold ass honky racist.  It was intended to be cold ass honky racist.
Mod who greenlit is cold ass honky racist.


You sound hairy.
 
2013-09-16 02:39:39 PM  
And just because

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2013-09-16 02:42:55 PM  

FrancoFile: In space, no-one can smell your godawful cologne.


And right from the racist headline to a racist post, "Yeah, boy howdy do them there Eye-Rainians smell somethin' fierce."

Cut out the middleman and just link to the Jerusalem Post.

You know who else liked to dehumanize entire populations of peoples?
 
2013-09-16 03:24:19 PM  
www.clusterfake.net
 
2013-09-16 03:54:45 PM  
All I heard was Persian pussy


www.persianesquemagazine.com
 
2013-09-16 09:24:00 PM  
We're doomed!
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-16 10:03:00 PM  
www.youthareawesome.com

They are going to stop by Thunder Bay, pick up one of these, and send it into space?
 
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