whizbangthedirtfarmer: "Severely injuring the officer"? He seemed fine to me, unless he was already removed.
Theaetetus: What was with the one cop pressing the guy's face into the concrete with all of his weight? "Stop resisting me trying to break your nose!"
usttsdw: Are they trying to dry hump the dude? wtf. Just cuff him and pick his ass up, pussies.
teflon: This is why we let our season tickets lapse, even though we were getting them at half price. Years of complete front-office ineptitude either drove away the decent fans (which I'm not claiming to be one of, btw) or made them so cynical as to not be decent anymore. In their place were either fans of the opposing team or Chiefs fans that weren't any better.Also, Jackson County can take its $27 fee and its parking gestapo and shove them both. I'm not driving completely around the damn complex to park on my usual patch of grass just so they can think they've prevented me from sneaking into the Red lot. After getting up at 4 and driving 3 hours to get there when the gates open, the last thing I want to deal with is some Misery-an yahoo puffed up with authori-tie, keeping me from taking a right and driving 500 ft to a patch of grass, especially when there's booze in the back to be drank./Still a Chiefs fan, just cheaper to do the tailgating at home.//and the beer is better.///2-0, and no murder-suicides yet this season!////Eff the Dallas Expansion Team
DemDave: Riothamus:PROTIP: in (almost all of) Missouri, backseat passengers can drink alcohol. Seriously.That's both true and untrue. Independence, MO, which surrounds the stadium and through which you must pass through to get to the stadiums, has its own law that prohibits everyone in the vehicle from drinking on the way to the stadium. Oddly enough, the stadiums themselves are actually property of KCMO, though.So you can drink on the way to the game if you're a passenger. But you better empty the bottle before you pass through Independence. But once you reach the front gates of the stadium complex you're safe to drink again.
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