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(Sun Sentinel)   That awkward moment when you run into the prostitute you were with the night before and she knifes you   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 48
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2013-09-16 10:49:17 AM  
it would have been even more Florida if she knifed her client's twin brother.
 
2013-09-16 10:56:39 AM  
Knife to meet you
 
2013-09-16 11:30:22 AM  
I'd knife myself if anyone found out I paid to sleep with that.
 
2013-09-16 11:38:24 AM  
Maybe she cut him with her knees?
 
2013-09-16 11:39:11 AM  
She told him not to kiss on the lips.  Some guys just don't listen.
 
2013-09-16 11:39:40 AM  
That's a rough 37....
 
2013-09-16 11:40:01 AM  
OK which is worse, being knifed by her, or having to admit you had sex with her??????
 
2013-09-16 11:41:43 AM  
She'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
 
2013-09-16 11:42:18 AM  

ShamanGator: OK which is worse, being knifed by her, or having to admit you had sex with her??????


I think it would be worse if it had happened in reverse. I.E. stabby first, then sexy time.
 
2013-09-16 11:42:48 AM  
Wait... I thought it usually worked the other way around.  You knife her after she gets out of the car.  That's how you get your money back.

/ I learn my life lessons from GTA
 
2013-09-16 11:43:41 AM  
The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.
 
2013-09-16 11:44:56 AM  
I'm assuming this is our tipping thread for the day.
 
2013-09-16 11:45:19 AM  
Angela Dawn Specker was charged on Saturday with aggravated battery after she allegedly cut the man on September 5th who had allegedly paid her $100 for sex the previous night, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.

Internet Fibbing Detector is detecting a fib. Is it?

A: She attacked a man on Sept 5th?
B. He had sex with her?
C. Some human being who is susceptible to stabbing and therefor pain would pay her $100 for sex?
 
2013-09-16 11:45:40 AM  
www.morethings.com
 
2013-09-16 11:45:46 AM  
If he had just killed the hooker after having sex, none of this would have happened.
 
2013-09-16 11:47:05 AM  

Arkanaut


The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.


"Ha! Assassino!"
 
2013-09-16 11:47:09 AM  
claiming he had been aggressive by slapping her and pulling her hair as they tried to have sex. When he "finished," Spector said, he threw $100 at her

So she was mad about being treated like a prostitute??

/ know your role, "lady"
 
2013-09-16 11:47:10 AM  
She looks like she is 67
 
2013-09-16 11:47:48 AM  
I just read the article and it sounds like she wasn't a prostitute.  Sounded more like a random hookup took a left turn into rape-ville and he left $100 to make up for it.
 
2013-09-16 11:48:06 AM  
Wow. Normally I have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-09-16 11:49:44 AM  
Well it's only fair apparently cause he stabbed her multiple times the night before.
 
2013-09-16 11:50:12 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: [www.morethings.com image 720x386]


Came for this, leaving with the weirdest boner.
 
2013-09-16 11:50:13 AM  
so is her last name specker or spector? reporter is a big fail!
 
2013-09-16 11:50:37 AM  
Check bounce?
 
2013-09-16 11:50:53 AM  

EvilEgg: I'd knife myself if anyone found out I paid to sleep with that.


FTFM.

Actually I would knife myself before I got to that point.

/Don't even try and go studman69
 
2013-09-16 11:57:33 AM  
According to inmate records, Spector listed herself as a live-in care giver.

I can understand not wanting to call your self a hooker or whore, but isn't "live-in care giver" a bit of a stretch?
 
2013-09-16 12:00:46 PM  

ShamanGator: OK which is worse, being knifed by her, or having to admit you had sex with her??????


Really? Lets see a pic of you. I looked at her picture, she looks average but not unattractive. Proportional features, curly blonde hair, fairly smooth skin.

But you must be far more attractive, right? I bet you make good money too and are fantastic in bed. Right? LOL, thread full of Studman69s as usual. As if you wouldn't have to pay a woman for sex.
 
2013-09-16 12:02:00 PM  
I use a coat hanger and chainsaw to keep the pros in line, then it's out the door to return a few videotapes.
 
2013-09-16 12:09:29 PM  
Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.


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2013-09-16 12:14:04 PM  
Did she assure him she wouldn't stab it all the way in?
 
2013-09-16 12:16:31 PM  

mike_d85: I just read the article and it sounds like she wasn't a prostitute.  Sounded more like a random hookup took a left turn into rape-ville and he left $100 to make up for it.


listen, we don't need no smarty-pants college boy here who actually reads the farking article before commenting.  Take that weak shiat home!

/more to the point, she probably would clean up okay
 
2013-09-16 12:22:18 PM  
Well, he is a live in care giver...
 
2013-09-16 12:38:27 PM  

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: That's a rough 37....


That would be a rough 60.
 
2013-09-16 12:38:38 PM  

SewerSquirrels: According to inmate records, Spector listed herself as a live-in care giver.

I can understand not wanting to call your self a hooker or whore, but isn't "live-in care giver" a bit of a stretch?


She seems like she's already quite stretched.
 
2013-09-16 12:53:49 PM  
I understand that this is pay to play but your technique needs work if the after glow involves stabbing
 
2013-09-16 01:16:20 PM  
OK which is worse, being knifed by her, or having to admit you had sex with her??????

Really? Lets see a pic of you. I looked at her picture, she looks average but not unattractive. Proportional features, curly blonde hair, fairly smooth skin.

But you must be far more attractive, right? I bet you make good money too and are fantastic in bed. Right? LOL, thread full of Studman69s as usual. As if you wouldn't have to pay a woman for sex.

Honestly, 5'8" just over 200, Gray sides & in the beard, not a studman but not in horrible shape. And the wife never complains.

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2013-09-16 01:21:55 PM  
Invisible wheelchair person doesn't approve at all.
 
2013-09-16 01:25:14 PM  
Deftones Knife Party ?
 
2013-09-16 01:25:51 PM  
Invisible wheelchair person doesn't approve at all.

That was mom's. Parked to the side once we got her sat at a table. But then again she disapproves of a lot I've done over the years.

//just saying  :)
 
2013-09-16 01:31:20 PM  
www.chud.com
Time of your life, eh Joel?
 
2013-09-16 01:35:14 PM  

ShamanGator: Invisible wheelchair person doesn't approve at all.

That was mom's. Parked to the side once we got her sat at a table. But then again she disapproves of a lot I've done over the years.

//just saying  :)


You didn't manage a motel at one point did you? This sounds familiar for some reason. How are your taxidermy skills? Did Mom leave a trail of saw dust where ever she went?
 
2013-09-16 01:50:57 PM  
You didn't manage a motel at one point did you? This sounds familiar for some reason. How are your taxidermy skills? Did Mom leave a trail of saw dust where ever she went?

Well, not yet anyway. That picture was before hip replacement. She's doing a bit better now.
 
2013-09-16 01:59:05 PM  
That hooker

(puts on sunglasses)

turned out to be a slicer.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
2013-09-16 02:04:07 PM  
What is really awesome is, whether she is an actual hooker or not, the internet has decided she is. It is quite possible that it was some bar hookup gone bad and the asshole deserved it. Instead of pondering that, we should get some cheap laughs at her expense while smearing the possibly real victims name.
 
2013-09-16 02:17:24 PM  

Prof. Frink: SewerSquirrels: According to inmate records, Spector listed herself as a live-in care giver.

I can understand not wanting to call your self a hooker or whore, but isn't "live-in care giver" a bit of a stretch?

She seems like she's already quite stretched.


It's amazing how people would assume the worst by believing some random implication. There is really nothing from the article that implies she is a whore (at least job wise).
It sounded more like a casual hookup but the guy just threw money at her afterward just to humiliate her for whatever ever reason.
 
2013-09-16 03:11:23 PM  

lockers: What is really awesome is, whether she is an actual hooker or not, the internet has decided she is. It is quite possible that it was some bar hookup gone bad and the asshole deserved it. Instead of pondering that, we should get some cheap laughs at her expense while smearing the possibly real victims name.


Oh, I have no doubt that the guy deserved it, but I still think she's a prostitute. After all tfa said, "paid her $100 for sex". It didn't say "attempted to pay her $100 for sex". Did she take the money or didn't she?

At any rate, I'm in no position to judge. I am after all *looks sheepishly at the floor* a drafter. I wasn't going to say anything, but there it is. I don't care if you think I'm unworthy to be spat upon. Someday a super model is going to need me for my "services" and she'll fall hopelessly in love with me and take me out of this hell hole!! SCREW YOU, PEOPLE! IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!! *sob*
 
2013-09-16 07:24:54 PM  
She didn't knife him. He ran into her knife. He ran into her knife ten times.
 
2013-09-17 08:58:44 AM  

mike_d85: I just read the article and it sounds like she wasn't a prostitute.  Sounded more like a random hookup took a left turn into rape-ville and he left $100 to make up for it.


FTFA:

Specker told the investigating detective that she stabbed the man because she was angry about the way he had treated her the night before,  claiming he had been aggressive by slapping her and pulling her hair as they tried to have sex.  When he "finished," Spector said, he threw $100 at her, according to the report.
 
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