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(Global Geopolitics)   Why the Caspian Sea strategically matters in the world and why its surrounding countries are militarily arming themselves to the teeth. Bonus: You'll learn about countries you never knew existed   (glblgeopolitics.wordpress.com) divider line 39
    More: Interesting, Caspian Sea, maritime security, Tehran University, security agreement, anti-ship missile, militarization, Kazakh, third state  
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2013-09-16 10:35:26 AM  
Look, Subby, just because you're learning about such remote countries as Russia, and Iran for the first time, don't assume everyone else is.
 
2013-09-16 10:43:52 AM  
You might want to think about getting out more, subby.  Maybe take a geography course at the local community college.
 
2013-09-16 10:45:15 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: You might want to think about getting out more, subby.  Maybe take a geography course at the local community college.


Don't you need at least a GED to get into one of those?

/I mean.... seriously....
 
2013-09-16 11:03:45 AM  
Aryans and Caucasians, always starting trouble.
 
2013-09-16 11:11:25 AM  
Your blog is farking ugly and nearly unreadable.
 
2013-09-16 11:16:58 AM  

FarkedOver: Your blog is farking ugly and nearly unreadable.


THIS in spades.
 
2013-09-16 11:25:24 AM  
Which mod has a hardon for this farking site? This is like the third or fourth link I've seen in the past few weeks.
 
2013-09-16 11:26:35 AM  

Anonymous Bosch: Which mod has a hardon for this farking site? This is like the third or fourth link I've seen in the past few weeks.


Kickbacks for clickbacks?
 
2013-09-16 11:33:31 AM  
Am I bad person if I don't give a rats ass if they all end up killing the shiat out of each other?
 
2013-09-16 11:35:31 AM  
What about Oozbekki-bekki-bekki-stanstan?

Nein, nein, nein!
 
2013-09-16 11:40:15 AM  
Subby:  "OMGzzz!  There's a country called Georgia?"
 
2013-09-16 11:45:59 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Subby:  "OMGzzz!  There's a country called Georgia?"


Duh, that's where FPSRussia lives.
Everyone knows that.
 
2013-09-16 11:46:41 AM  
I found Submitter's yahoo account.

oi37.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-16 11:47:22 AM  
Subby... you dullard.   You should sporcle every now and then.....
 
2013-09-16 11:47:32 AM  

Anonymous Bosch: Which mod has a hardon for this farking site? This is like the third or fourth link I've seen in the past few weeks.


Eh, it's a lot better than the normal crap we get on the politics tab. I'd be ok with more links from them. At least I learned something new from it.
 
2013-09-16 11:47:36 AM  
Countries you never knew existed. I'm going to assume they meant Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan. I have to assume subby has lived his entire life in Picknflick, Kentucky.
 
2013-09-16 11:48:12 AM  
Countries? I guess we're not going to get into the problems with Dagestan, Ingushetia, and Nagorno-Karabakh.
 
2013-09-16 11:52:19 AM  

Arkanaut: Countries? I guess we're not going to get into the problems with Dagestan, Ingushetia, and Nagorno-Karabakh.


If we bring up the Ingush rebels it's just going to lead to the thread devolving into shrieking about Muslims, so maybe it would be best not to.
 
2013-09-16 12:05:46 PM  
Bonus: You'll learn about countries you never knew existed

American public school subby?
 
2013-09-16 12:06:58 PM  
What Subby might look like i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-16 12:07:51 PM  

neaorin: I found Submitter's yahoo account.

[oi37.tinypic.com image 632x632]


The best part of that image is the 14 down votes.
 
2013-09-16 12:08:45 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Countries you never knew existed. I'm going to assume they meant Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan. I have to assume subby has lived his entire life in Picknflick, Kentucky.


*searches for Picknflick
Hey! That's not right.
 
2013-09-16 12:21:05 PM  

neaorin: I found Submitter's yahoo account.

[oi37.tinypic.com image 632x632]


How does that answer get 20 up-votes and 14 down-votes?!?!?
Fark, the world is getting dumb.
 
2013-09-16 12:30:19 PM  
Caspiar?
 
2013-09-16 12:31:13 PM  
Field Marshal Tully Bascomb nods approval.
 
2013-09-16 12:33:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-16 12:34:50 PM  
Please tell me TFA is a 7th grade Geography assignment.
 
2013-09-16 12:39:01 PM  
I learned more from glancing at google earth for 2 minutes than I learned from that blog post.  Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan have virtually no port infrastructure on the Caspian, while Iran and Russia have scads of it; Iran moreso than Russia.  That will be the power balance there for a long time.
 
2013-09-16 12:45:17 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Anonymous Bosch: Which mod has a hardon for this farking site? This is like the third or fourth link I've seen in the past few weeks.

Eh, it's a lot better than the normal crap we get on the politics tab. I'd be ok with more links from them. At least I learned something new from it.


Bingo.

Heaven forbid Farkers stray away from the left vs. right poop flinging and the insult hurling.

In other news, I think subby's line at the end actually took a shot at clueless Farkers or idiots in general who only learn meaningless drivel from Faux, CNN or that nutcase Alex Jones. As the joke goes: Americans don't know where a country is until it's invaded.

+1 for actual learning material.
 
2013-09-16 12:59:33 PM  
I always thought its importance was for looking like a rearing unicorn and inspiring insipid horse stories.
 
2013-09-16 01:02:22 PM  
Arm the sturgeon. The caviar must flow!
 
2013-09-16 01:04:37 PM  

SovietCanuckistan: neaorin: I found Submitter's yahoo account.

[oi37.tinypic.com image 632x632]

How does that answer get 20 up-votes and 14 down-votes?!?!?
Fark, the world is getting dumb.


Maybe some people really wanted a war with Russia.
 
2013-09-16 01:15:56 PM  
This is why i have a world map shower curtain.
 
2013-09-16 02:06:22 PM  

studs up: A Dark Evil Omen: Countries you never knew existed. I'm going to assume they meant Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan. I have to assume subby has lived his entire life in Picknflick, Kentucky.

*searches for Picknflick
Hey! That's not right.


wiimedia.ign.com
 
2013-09-16 03:31:50 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Subby:  "OMGzzz!  There's a country called Georgia?"


But Georgia doesn't border the Caspian...
 
2013-09-16 03:45:27 PM  

AngryDragon: Bonus: You'll learn about countries you never knew existed

American public school subby?


Let's not be insulting. I will just assume the last time he looked at a map was in the 80s.
 
2013-09-16 03:51:12 PM  
PNAC anybody?
 
2013-09-16 10:05:42 PM  
I am assuming subby just woke up from the coma he's been in since the early 80s.
 
2013-09-17 04:25:29 PM  
I can't quite tell if your blog sucks, since I CAN'T BLOODY READ IT.

/so, I guess it sucks.
//thin small gray text on a black background - brilliant!
 
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