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(AsiaOne)   Why do some people freak out if you run an ad seeking the blood of virgins?   (yourhealth.asiaone.com) divider line 19
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2013-09-16 09:35:25 AM  
Because they are virgins?
 
2013-09-16 09:36:23 AM  
Red Cross does it around here all the time: "Blood Drive on ------. First timers welcome."
 
2013-09-16 09:36:45 AM  
Is the Red Cross having another World of Warcraft Blood Drive?
 
2013-09-16 09:38:06 AM  
"Male virgins are not needed, just females, how is this science?"

Um, perhaps because the study is about women's health?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-16 09:40:16 AM  
Since I live in NY this commodity is nearly nonexistent, except for basement dwellers who live with their moms.
 
2013-09-16 10:08:40 AM  
It's possible the hospital is seeking female virgins as controls because their study is on female HPV infection.

Not a virgin myself, but I can say that my years of clean living are what make me such a good blood donor.  I can truthfully say that I've never

- tested positive for HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea
- had sex with another man, even once
- paid or received money or drugs for sex
- slept with anyone that did
- slept with anyone who was born in Africa
- had a tattoo in the last six months
- done anything fun whatsoever in the last five years

So yeah I donate every chance I get.  Someone has to stand on that wall, so that the rest of you can go around sucking dicks "just once to see if you like it", shooting heroin, having prostitute threesomes in filthy motel rooms, and getting new ink every month.  Vermin.
 
2013-09-16 10:34:25 AM  

No Such Agency: It's possible the hospital is seeking female virgins as controls because their study is on female HPV infection.

Not a virgin myself, but I can say that my years of clean living are what make me such a good blood donor.  I can truthfully say that I've never

- tested positive for HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea
- had sex with another man, even once
- paid or received money or drugs for sex
- slept with anyone that did
- slept with anyone who was born in Africa
- had a tattoo in the last six months
- done anything fun whatsoever in the last five years

So yeah I donate every chance I get.  Someone has to stand on that wall, so that the rest of you can go around sucking dicks "just once to see if you like it", shooting heroin, having prostitute threesomes in filthy motel rooms, and getting new ink every month.  Vermin.


That list is not complete.  I had a run-in with a mosquito 31 years ago.  I believe current standards would let me donate but since I definitely carried malaria for 20 years without symptoms I certainly wouldn't risk donating.  In theory it's gone--but that was the theory last time also.
 
2013-09-16 10:54:33 AM  

No Such Agency: It's possible the hospital is seeking female virgins as controls because their study is on female HPV infection.

Not a virgin myself, but I can say that my years of clean living are what make me such a good blood donor.  I can truthfully say that I've never

- tested positive for HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea
- had sex with another man, even once
- paid or received money or drugs for sex
- slept with anyone that did
- slept with anyone who was born in Africa
- had a tattoo in the last six months
- done anything fun whatsoever in the last five years

So yeah I donate every chance I get.  Someone has to stand on that wall, so that the rest of you can go around sucking dicks "just once to see if you like it", shooting heroin, having prostitute threesomes in filthy motel rooms, and getting new ink every month.  Vermin.


I just gave last week. I told the nurse straight out that "I'm pretty sure you actually need to have a sex life to get most of that stuff. All I do in my spare time read books, practice my violin, and weep softly to myself every time I see a good-looking woman."
She nearly keeled over laughing.
 
2013-09-16 10:59:19 AM  
Actually you can have all the kinky sex you want with hookers in a motel room- as long as they were female, and it was over 365 days, and nothing's fallen off, you're golden.
It's those gay guys in committed monogamous marriages which we need to screen out, because, they might spread the whole ghey thing through their blood and we'll have to end up running Pride Parades every other Thursday and baby Jesus will cry and smite North America mightily with his +5 Sword of Holy Righteous Anger or something.
 
2013-09-16 11:04:28 AM  
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2013-09-16 11:10:44 AM  
Blood of virgins, huh?

Bradbury was right... There's bad and there's bad. But what I walked into after I left that night made all the magic and witchcraft I'd seen up to then look like a sideshow.

And it all started with the blood of a few virgins.
 
2013-09-16 11:28:49 AM  
They are just looking for the cup of Christ. The cup of Christ was not an actual cup but the virginal menstrual blood of the line of Christ. The reason Moses lived to be more than 800 was because he drank holy virgin menstrual blood. This also used to be called Mana or Immortality Tea.

It's like you guys don't even know your immortality legends.
 
2013-09-16 12:01:19 PM  
cynicalbastard:
I just gave last week. I told the nurse straight out that "I'm pretty sure you actually need to have a sex life to get most of that stuff. All I do in my spare time read books, practice my violin, and weep softly to myself every time I see a good-looking woman."

If you'd then paused, looked at her for a moment, and started weeping softly, you'd have been in like Flynn.  Nurses are genetically drawn to hard luck cases, and there's usually more of them to love, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-16 01:44:39 PM  

itsaidwhat: Red Cross does it around here all the time: "Blood Drive on ------. First timers welcome."


Man, all I ever get after giving blood is a little bag of cookies!

Okay, once I got a breakfast burrito. That was a good day.
 
2013-09-16 02:16:30 PM  
connie swail to the donation lab.  paging connie swail.
 
2013-09-16 02:17:00 PM  

No Such Agency: It's possible the hospital is seeking female virgins as controls because their study is on female HPV infection.

Not a virgin myself, but I can say that my years of clean living are what make me such a good blood donor.  I can truthfully say that I've never

- tested positive for HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea
- had sex with another man, even once
- paid or received money or drugs for sex
- slept with anyone that did
- slept with anyone who was born in Africa
- had a tattoo in the last six months
- done anything fun whatsoever in the last five years

So yeah I donate every chance I get.  Someone has to stand on that wall, so that the rest of you can go around sucking dicks "just once to see if you like it", shooting heroin, having prostitute threesomes in filthy motel rooms, and getting new ink every month.  Vermin.


Thanks?
 
2013-09-16 03:02:34 PM  

No Such Agency: cynicalbastard:
I just gave last week. I told the nurse straight out that "I'm pretty sure you actually need to have a sex life to get most of that stuff. All I do in my spare time read books, practice my violin, and weep softly to myself every time I see a good-looking woman."

If you'd then paused, looked at her for a moment, and started weeping softly, you'd have been in like Flynn.  Nurses are genetically drawn to hard luck cases, and there's usually more of them to love, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


I'm not a real hard-luck case. Okay, I'm over 50, getting gray where I'm not going straight to white, and getting thick around the middle, but- oh, what the hell, you made your point. Still got good legs though.
Yeah, I hear you about the nurses. This one I coulda had a three-way with without getting close enough to the other person to shake hands. New meaning to "Big Love."
 
2013-09-16 03:28:06 PM  
The Red Cross thinks anyone who has ever had sex has every STD. They love virgin blood.
 
2013-09-16 04:14:39 PM  
www.viewclips.net
 
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