No Such Agency: It's possible the hospital is seeking female virgins as controls because their study is on female HPV infection.Not a virgin myself, but I can say that my years of clean living are what make me such a good blood donor. I can truthfully say that I've never- tested positive for HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea- had sex with another man, even once- paid or received money or drugs for sex- slept with anyone that did- slept with anyone who was born in Africa- had a tattoo in the last six months- done anything fun whatsoever in the last five yearsSo yeah I donate every chance I get. Someone has to stand on that wall, so that the rest of you can go around sucking dicks "just once to see if you like it", shooting heroin, having prostitute threesomes in filthy motel rooms, and getting new ink every month. Vermin.
itsaidwhat: Red Cross does it around here all the time: "Blood Drive on ------. First timers welcome."
No Such Agency: cynicalbastard:I just gave last week. I told the nurse straight out that "I'm pretty sure you actually need to have a sex life to get most of that stuff. All I do in my spare time read books, practice my violin, and weep softly to myself every time I see a good-looking woman."If you'd then paused, looked at her for a moment, and started weeping softly, you'd have been in like Flynn. Nurses are genetically drawn to hard luck cases, and there's usually more of them to love, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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