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(Anchorage Daily News)   You know you're a tough son of a biatch if you scare off a grizzly bear that's invaded your campsite by punching it in the head   (adn.com) divider line 35
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2013-09-16 06:42:43 AM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-16 07:02:08 AM
I was going to say stupid, but the bear came to him.  So I guess when the bear is right there, you are already farked if the bear decides you're worth it.
 
2013-09-16 07:04:34 AM
toughvery very luck
 
2013-09-16 07:35:00 AM
He found himself in a bad situation. So he decided to just grin and bear it.
 
2013-09-16 07:37:02 AM
He kicked its ass with nothing but the bear necessities. He didnt give a pooh at that point.
 
2013-09-16 07:37:30 AM
Fairbanks Man is a much better superhero than Florida Man.

/still not as good as Area Man.
 
2013-09-16 07:38:31 AM
FTA:  "After the encounter, the couple found the jacket Lauesen had been using as a pillow soaked in bear saliva that reeked of FISH."

So the bear WAS after the girlfriend...

Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2013/09/15/3076976/fairbanks-man-punches-grizzly.h t ml#storylink=cpy
 
2013-09-16 07:39:47 AM
Bill Brasky is a son of a biatch.
 
2013-09-16 07:48:43 AM
How could you allow a bear to invade your campsite by punching it in the head? I mean how do you punch a campsite in the head anyway?
 
2013-09-16 07:51:43 AM
http://bearmageddon.com/2012/12/12/page-84-kthud/

Some men prepare for moments such as these.
 
2013-09-16 08:02:28 AM
I'd like to nominate Fairbanks Man for Secretary of State.
 
2013-09-16 08:03:08 AM
To Bill Brasky!
 
2013-09-16 08:12:33 AM
I guess that makes me one, too.
Except I hit it in the nose.
 
2013-09-16 08:13:34 AM

RevCarter: http://bearmageddon.com/2012/12/12/page-84-kthud/

Some men prepare for moments such as these.


Thanks! I just got sidetracked for about half an hour. :)
 
2013-09-16 08:14:45 AM

taoistlumberjak: Fairbanks Man is a much better superhero than Florida Man.

/still not as good as Area Man.


How do these rank compared to Triangle Man and Person Man?
 
2013-09-16 08:19:22 AM

EvilEgg: I was going to say stupid, but the bear came to him.  So I guess when the bear is right there, you are already farked if the bear decides you're worth it.


The guy's thought, "well, may as well..."
 
2013-09-16 08:21:46 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-16 08:22:24 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2013-09-16 08:28:17 AM
The comment from Vanesa on that page is great.
 
2013-09-16 08:30:12 AM
No Chuck Norris jokes?

/not sure if that's a bad thing or not
 
2013-09-16 08:31:53 AM
th09.deviantart.net

I punch him!
 
2013-09-16 08:36:48 AM
BAH GAWD KING! THAT BEAR HAS A FAMILY TO FEED! THE POOR SONOFA! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF
 
2013-09-16 08:50:33 AM
"After the encounter, the couple found the jacket Lauesen had been using as a pillow soaked in bear saliva that reeked of fish. "

Yes... bear saliva...
 
2013-09-16 08:54:49 AM
three men sat around a campfire in the woods. the first said he was the toughest hombre ever, claiming he beat hell out of every man in a biker bar and then made love to their Harleys while he made them watch. the second man said he was the baddest guy ever, claiming he killed a family of bears with his bare hands before turning them into a warm coat and provisions for the long cold winter.

the third man just sat quietly a few feet from the fire, slowing stoking the hot embers with his penis.
 
2013-09-16 09:00:35 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-16 09:15:35 AM
If it had been a black bear, farklibs would be callling him racist.
 
2013-09-16 09:20:50 AM
This, now this is a CSB.  He'll be telling his kids about this later, as a warning not to mess with dad.
 
2013-09-16 09:21:36 AM
What sort of punch did he use?  If it was a donkey punch...
 
2013-09-16 09:35:59 AM
I see all of the important angles have been covered.
 
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2013-09-16 09:41:59 AM

Loaf's Tray: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 325x244]


Dammit, you beat me to the punch!

/shakes tiny fist @ Loaf's Tray
 
2013-09-16 11:42:09 AM
Now (cowbell) you're (cowbell) messin' (cowbell) with a (cowbell) (cowbell) son of a biatch! (cowbell) Now (cowbell) you're (cowbell) messin' (cowbell) with (cowbell) a sonofabiatch!
 
2013-09-16 03:13:52 PM
 
2013-09-16 03:29:56 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-17 02:16:20 AM
 
2013-09-17 09:38:10 AM

Prof. Frink: taoistlumberjak: Fairbanks Man is a much better superhero than Florida Man.

/still not as good as Area Man.

How do these rank compared to Triangle Man and Person Man?


They have a fight.

Fairbanks wins.

Fairbanks man.
 
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