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(Breitbart.com)   Worlds smallest pony stolen, residents of Pawnee inconsolable   (breitbart.com) divider line 52
    More: Sad, Italy, Italian Police  
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2013-09-16 01:02:15 AM  
HA!
 
2013-09-16 04:00:34 AM  
Rest assured, though, his backside remains whole and ungobbled.
 
2013-09-16 07:07:11 AM  
heh...from the comments...

i've always heard Italy has a bad problem with pickpockets...

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stay classy breitbart readers!
 
2013-09-16 07:34:37 AM  
Being ransomed for lots of mony, mony.
 
2013-09-16 07:45:12 AM  
Did they look behind the couch?
 
2013-09-16 07:53:16 AM  
Jesus Christ on a cracker, look at the comment section.  Even a story about a stolen pony devolves into a political derpfest with those idiots.  Keep it real, Breitbaggers.
 
2013-09-16 07:53:54 AM  
So, how's your day been, buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I'm rich. So, you know. That's cool. Kay, bye.

I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it "piss-for-brains" in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe..."Butt Stallion"? Nah, that's even worse. I'll give it some more thought. I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello.
 
2013-09-16 07:55:11 AM  
Start questioning dental floss tycoons in Montana.
 
2013-09-16 08:02:51 AM  
Have they questioned the members of the Lollypop Guild?
 
2013-09-16 08:04:21 AM  
He's just a little strep throaty.

...wait, I think I told it wrong.
 
2013-09-16 08:05:01 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: So, how's your day been, buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I'm rich. So, you know. That's cool. Kay, bye.

I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it "piss-for-brains" in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe..."Butt Stallion"? Nah, that's even worse. I'll give it some more thought. I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello.


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Butt Stallion says "Hello"
 
2013-09-16 08:06:03 AM  
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2013-09-16 08:07:56 AM  
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2013-09-16 08:08:49 AM  
Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we've all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
You're 5000 candles in the wind

And though we all miss you everyday
We know you're up there eating heaven's hay
And here's the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
You're 5000 candles in the wind

Everybody sing it now!

Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian
You're 5000 candles in the wind

Maybe someday we'll saddle up again
And I know I'll always miss my horsiest friend
Spread your wings and fly
Spread your wings and fly
 
2013-09-16 08:10:58 AM  

rindeee: Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we've all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly


So horses in heaven have no legs?
 
2013-09-16 08:14:40 AM  
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2013-09-16 08:24:20 AM  
Canterlot help the Bronies that find the person who stole it.

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2013-09-16 08:30:02 AM  
I bet the lamestream media won't even run this story
 
2013-09-16 08:30:25 AM  
Since its a brietfart link I assume its the liberals fault.
 
2013-09-16 08:32:22 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet the lamestream media won't even run this story


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2013-09-16 08:34:29 AM  
Now it can't come back for a whole moon.

/ movie wasn't bad.
 
2013-09-16 08:36:36 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Since its a brietfart link I assume its the liberals fault.


They went full farking derp in the comments
 
2013-09-16 08:41:48 AM  
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Someone stole Maplehoof?
 
2013-09-16 08:43:49 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Richard C Stanford: Since its a brietfart link I assume its the liberals fault.

They went full farking derp in the comments


Yeah, I went and read some of it. I'm pretty sure it gave me a brain aneurism.
/So, who's been trolling the brietards. Come on, be honest.
 
2013-09-16 08:51:33 AM  
And, apparently, "Gary marriage" is a real issue.
 
2013-09-16 08:53:51 AM  
Stealing a Mini Horse?  That's low.
 
2013-09-16 08:54:56 AM  
Miniature horses are where those little bottles of glue the preschoolers use  come from.
 
2013-09-16 09:00:40 AM  

Bionic Penguin: And, apparently, "Gary marriage" is a real issue.


Wasn't that a sitcom?
/Garrrrryyyyy?
 
2013-09-16 09:01:05 AM  
On the case:
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2013-09-16 09:03:32 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Jesus Christ on a cracker, look at the comment section.  Even a story about a stolen pony devolves into a political derpfest with those idiots.  Keep it real, Breitbaggers.


Oh, you're exaggerating. It can't be that bad.

*click*

Oh. Oh wow. That's...just...wow.
 
2013-09-16 09:06:55 AM  
I hope my pony
I hope my pony
I hope my pony knows the way back home
 
2013-09-16 09:07:22 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-16 09:10:03 AM  
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The smaller they are, the more expensive
 
2013-09-16 09:10:53 AM  
breitbart? so i'll just go ahead and assume that the world's largest horse was given to somebody as a gift?
 
2013-09-16 09:28:04 AM  
I thought the "Worlds Smallest Horse" was at the state fair.
 
2013-09-16 09:52:19 AM  
The owner better pony up the ransom.
 
2013-09-16 10:08:23 AM  
I bet Bronies did this. They were sick of sticking a fleshlight in a pillow with Fluttershy on it.

Bronies: Not even once.
 
2013-09-16 10:35:37 AM  
Rotten thieves.  Hope they care for the wee critter well until ransom's paid, & return her/him/it (tale didn't say which) safely to owner(s).
 
2013-09-16 11:03:07 AM  
Reports coming in from Portland, Oregon of the pony found tied to curbside hitching rings have turned out to be false alarms.
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2013-09-16 11:17:04 AM  

megarian: Doctor Funkenstein: Jesus Christ on a cracker, look at the comment section.  Even a story about a stolen pony devolves into a political derpfest with those idiots.  Keep it real, Breitbaggers.

Oh, you're exaggerating. It can't be that bad.

*click*

Oh. Oh wow. That's...just...wow.


Yeah, it's a nice mix of homophobia, anti-Italian bigotry, poor spelling, and I think I even spotted a Saul Alinsky reference. Oh, and Putin is evil, because ...um... he stole the world's smallest pony? Didn't quite get that one.
 
2013-09-16 11:24:21 AM  
 I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up
 
2013-09-16 11:26:44 AM  
i.imgur.com

Obviously stolen by the world's smallest pony thief.
 
2013-09-16 11:31:31 AM  
I blame Larson.
 
2013-09-16 11:39:09 AM  

LasersHurt: Butt Stallion says "Hello"


That was an incredible DLC and probably the best way to say 'bye' to the Borderlands 2 characters (I'm guessing BL3 will be along sooner or later).   Had us in stitches and more than made up for the Hammerlock one.
 
2013-09-16 11:52:02 AM  

Vaneshi: LasersHurt: Butt Stallion says "Hello"

That was an incredible DLC and probably the best way to say 'bye' to the Borderlands 2 characters (I'm guessing BL3 will be along sooner or later).   Had us in stitches and more than made up for the Hammerlock one.


Agreed, it was a huge amount of fun.
 
2013-09-16 11:57:24 AM  

Minktastic Mink!: I blame Larson.


Nono; he adds things, not takes them away.
 
2013-09-16 12:18:26 PM  
He may be cute, but he isn't the world's smallest horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06tx6MCtXEg
 
2013-09-16 12:49:45 PM  
"I didn't know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats coming into New York harbor, I never saw one of them sitting on a pony! Why would anybody come here if they had a pony? Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense! Am I wrong?"
 
2013-09-16 02:14:33 PM  
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2013-09-16 04:10:29 PM  
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