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(Daily Mail)   New company creates coffee perfume and coffee aftershave, but seems to lack common scents   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-09-15 11:49:14 PM  
Great. Women are attracted to you, but only before 10AM, and not at all after 9PM.
 
2013-09-16 12:09:11 AM  
I love the smell of coffee. I'd hate to be desensitized to it.
 
2013-09-16 12:09:48 AM  
Even better, I got my friend some Pla-Doh cologne. Then he's only attractive to little kids and art teachers.
 
2013-09-16 12:10:51 AM  

picturescrazy: I love the smell of coffee. I'd hate to be desensitized to it.


Same here.
/not subby.
 
2013-09-16 12:16:54 AM  
i470.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-16 12:17:36 AM  
Don't they already have bacon perfume? Why not just do the whole breakfast?
 
2013-09-16 12:24:50 AM  
Meh. I've been using coffee mouthwash for years.
 
2013-09-16 12:25:19 AM  
Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.
 
2013-09-16 12:37:59 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.


Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.
 
2013-09-16 12:39:22 AM  

fusillade762: Don't they already have bacon perfume? Why not just do the whole breakfast?


Boy, wouldn't you have egg on your face.
 
2013-09-16 12:40:16 AM  
I only wear cologne that makes me smell like a stack of hundred dollar bills.  The ladies swoon over that
 
2013-09-16 12:48:46 AM  
Won't people just assume that you've spilled coffee on yourself?
 
2013-09-16 12:59:12 AM  
I prefer my aftershave a little more halibutish....
 
2013-09-16 12:59:19 AM  
If you shiat $100 bills and your semen tasted like chocolate she wouldn't care what you smell like.
 
2013-09-16 01:03:24 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I prefer my aftershave a little more halibutish....


A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t!
 
2013-09-16 01:05:52 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.


Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?
 
2013-09-16 01:07:18 AM  

Perducci: Won't people just assume that you've spilled coffee on yourself?


This is the perfect alibi.
 
2013-09-16 01:23:59 AM  

Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?


"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"
 
2013-09-16 01:51:59 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?

"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"


/sound of Light Saber extending.
 
2013-09-16 02:02:59 AM  

Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?

"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"

/sound of Light Saber extending.


//sound of hair uncoiling
 
2013-09-16 02:08:08 AM  
I... uh... like my women the way I like my coffee?
 
2013-09-16 02:20:18 AM  

cyberspacedout: I... uh... like my women the way I like my coffee?


Filled with cream?
 
2013-09-16 02:31:59 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?

"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"

/sound of Light Saber extending.

//sound of hair uncoiling


///feel of cinnamon-and-cream-cheese-icing conditioner running through fingers
 
2013-09-16 03:14:42 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: I only wear cologne that makes me smell like a stack of hundred dollar bills.  The ladies swoon over that


You've obviously never handled money.

cyberspacedout: I... uh... like my women the way I like my coffee?


Hot, black and wet?
 
2013-09-16 04:25:37 AM  
We tend to have a weird association with caffeine, even if we all don't quite understand its absorption properties. Psychosomatic can be a wondrous term.

Summarized from Mental Floss, "Quick 10: 10 Weird Caffeinated Things:"
1. Water. ("Water Joe")
2. Snack Puffs. ("Engobi Energy Puffs")
3. Brownies. ("A Snack in the Face")
4. Soap. ("Shower Shock," "Bath Buzz")
5. Stockings. (an Australian manufacturer of caffeinated pantyhose)
6. Lollipops. ("Bacon-Maple Caffeinated Lollipops")
7. Marshmallows. ("Stay-Puft Marshmallows," a Ghostbusters-licensed product)
8. Beer. (Budweiser debuted B[+E] beer in 2004)
9. Beef Jerky. ("Perky Jerky")
10. Cereal. ("Captain Buzz's Spazztroids" -- OK, this one's fake, posted to ThinkGeek as an April Fool's joke a couple of years ago....)

/made coffee with Water Joe in grad school
//used caffeinated shampoo at one time
///off to chug two Red Bulls before heading to work....
 
2013-09-16 04:36:12 AM  

Not_The_Target_Market: We tend to have a weird association with caffeine, even if we all don't quite understand its absorption properties. Psychosomatic can be a wondrous term.


Wikipedia disagrees with you: Caffeine from coffee or other beverages is absorbed by the small intestine within 45 minutes of ingestion and then distributed throughout all tissues of the body.[128] Peak blood concentration is reached within one hour.[129] It is eliminated by first-order kinetics.[130] Caffeine can also be absorbed rectally, evidenced by the formulation of suppositories of ergotamine tartrate and caffeine (for the relief of migraine)[131] and chlorobutanol and caffeine (for the treatment of hyperemesis).[132]
 
2013-09-16 08:21:14 AM  
Rectally, eh? I smell a new market!
 
2013-09-16 10:10:25 AM  

Abacus9: Smeggy Smurf: I only wear cologne that makes me smell like a stack of hundred dollar bills.  The ladies swoon over that

You've obviously never handled money.


The most cash I've ever had in hand was $10,000.  It smelled of desperation
 
2013-09-16 10:55:07 AM  

Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?

"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"

/sound of Light Saber extending.

//sound of hair uncoiling

///feel of cinnamon-and-cream-cheese-icing conditioner running through fingers


////the shame that came afterward and screaming against the escape of the perpetrator because of easily manipulated Storm Troopers through The Force. *waves hand* "This isn't the rapist you are looking for."
 
2013-09-16 11:18:05 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: DarkSoulNoHope: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: DarkSoulNoHope: Look Hipsters, we like the coffee bean smell because it is a nice aroma, not because it's an "artisanally crafted warm flavorful scent of the beautician parlor". Men and/or women aren't going to be falling head over heels in love with you because you smell like the coffee you just served them while they're on the way to work.

Yeah. Studies have shown you need to smell like the cinnamon rolls for that.

Isn't that Princess Leia shampoo?

"The shampoo that will make you smell so ravishing, that even your own brother won't try to resist when you french kiss him!"

/sound of Light Saber extending.

//sound of hair uncoiling

///feel of cinnamon-and-cream-cheese-icing conditioner running through fingers

////the shame that came afterward and screaming against the escape of the perpetrator because of easily manipulated Storm Troopers through The Force. *waves hand* "This isn't the rapist you are looking for."


//The realization that it felt good at the time. *waves hand* This is the incest you're looking for. You may go about her business.
 
2013-09-16 12:50:19 PM  
...Her perfume comes right off the grill.
They've got an awful lot of Coffee in Brazil.
-Frank Sinatra-
 
2013-09-16 11:03:11 PM  

chrylis: fusillade762: Don't they already have bacon perfume? Why not just do the whole breakfast?

Boy, wouldn't you have egg on your face.


Yea the yolk would be on him/her.

DarkSoulNoHope: cyberspacedout: I... uh... like my women the way I like my coffee?

Filled with cream?


Stolen.
 
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