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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 28-year-old teacher arrested for sex with student. Bonus: She's actually hot (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 76
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2013-09-16 01:05:40 AM
Case dismissed.
 
2013-09-16 01:08:01 AM
'They teach all the ethics, all the morals, and it's just such a great school, and I hate that it's happened to them,' said Becky Zazeski, a parent.

She can teach me morals all day

For once, not trollbait.
 
2013-09-16 01:43:13 AM
Your bonus is a lie, subby.

/thatsthejoke.jpg?
 
2013-09-16 03:13:30 AM
I'll need a shot of her knees before we relieve you of trollmitting accusations
 
2013-09-16 03:19:51 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-16 03:19:52 AM
Looks like she's on her way to a grand pair of droopy batwings. I bet she was a total dead fish in tie sack.
 
2013-09-16 03:24:55 AM

UsikFark: Looks like she's on her way to a grand pair of droopy batwings. I bet she was a total dead fish in tie sack.


Batwings?
 
2013-09-16 03:25:09 AM
The daily fail sure has a hard on for teacher sex scandels.
 
2013-09-16 03:27:29 AM
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Take the off, Smitty.
 
2013-09-16 03:27:43 AM
It's only rape until she gets mad.
 
2013-09-16 03:32:00 AM
She's British bonus hot.
 
2013-09-16 03:33:47 AM
Amazingly, there are levels of attractiveness between "hot" and "ugly, do not want."
 
2013-09-16 03:35:41 AM

lostcat: She's British bonus hot.


Only she's from Monroe, North Carolina.

/yeah, I don't know how the Daily Fail picks up on these stories from across the pond either.
 
2013-09-16 03:36:35 AM

schoolbread: UsikFark: Looks like she's on her way to a grand pair of droopy batwings. I bet she was a total dead fish in tie sack.

Batwings?


Loose adipose flesh over the triceps. It usually happens as women get older and less fit, also known as bingo wings and Mississippi State Flags.
 
2013-09-16 03:40:46 AM

UsikFark: Batwings?

Loose adipose flesh over the triceps.


blogs.discovermagazine.com

Did someone say "adipose"?
 
2013-09-16 03:41:49 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-16 03:48:59 AM
You realize Monroe NC is the school district where Timothy McVeigh's sister teaches?  http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/gossip/mcveigh-sister-act-article - 1.689657
 
2013-09-16 03:52:40 AM
dont worry folks, the victim is male and the perpetrator is female.  I doubt she will get much more than a slap on the wrist.
 
2013-09-16 03:53:33 AM

golem222: dont worry folks, the victim is male and the perpetrator is female.  I doubt she will get much more than a slap on the wrist.


She should get a spanking. I'll do it.
 
2013-09-16 03:54:25 AM

FlyingJ: You realize Monroe NC is the school district where Timothy McVeigh's sister teaches?  http://www.nydailynews.com/archives/gossip/mcveigh-sister-act-article - 1.689657


no, no I didn't but who the fark cares?
 
2013-09-16 03:59:15 AM
Seems that parents should be more nervous about Female Teachers sleeping with male students then the opposite.
 
2013-09-16 04:18:00 AM

golem222: dont worry folks, the victim is male and the perpetrator is female.  I doubt she will get much more than a slap on the wrist.


More importantly, the victim is over the age of consent (unless NC's is 18, but only like 3 or 4 states have consent set that high so it's unlikely).  So she's guilty of a slightly more strictly-punished variant of sexual harassment because she initiated an undisclosed relationship from a position of supervisory authority.  It's not really rape unless you're using that term very broadly, especially not statutory rape.

So yeah, jail time's fairly unlikely beyond a few months tops, which she'll need to look for a new job anyhow because what WILL happen if she's convicted is that she'll be fired and won't be welcome back to work in any school district or probably any state agency, period.  Hope her degree was in something relatively practical.
 
2013-09-16 04:49:16 AM

FlyingJ: I'll need a shot of her knees before we relieve you of trollmitting accusations


They'd better be symmetrical, because her face isn't.

/better than my DMV photo, though
 
2013-09-16 04:58:47 AM
THREAD JACK
This is the first time I've seen a NSFW picture pop up on Fark's main page. On the right in the 'advertise with us' window there was a woman full on with a breast and nipple showing. Anyone else see this? NOT that I have a problem with breasteses, was just wondering about content at work.
 
2013-09-16 05:01:57 AM

Pugdaddyk: THREAD JACK
This is the first time I've seen a NSFW picture pop up on Fark's main page. On the right in the 'advertise with us' window there was a woman full on with a breast and nipple showing. Anyone else see this? NOT that I have a problem with breasteses, was just wondering about content at work.


Er, how long have been on FARK and not realized that we link British papers sometimes?

It's not NSFW, European censorship standards are different.  If you can't identify the Mail as a brit rag at this point I dunno what to tell you, I guess start checking URLs for the .uk or whatever?
 
2013-09-16 05:03:46 AM

Pugdaddyk: This is the first time I've seen a NSFW picture pop up on Fark's main page. On the right in the 'advertise with us' window there was a woman full on with a breast and nipple showing. Anyone else see this?


No. Damn it.

/all I got is a stupid Porsche.
 
2013-09-16 05:04:17 AM
Oh, wait, you mean on the actual main page, not in a link on the main page.

Maybe check your proxies?  It you're connecting through a European region that could be the issue if they've got some sort of location-targeted ads going on.

Otherwise, noscript, adblock.
 
2013-09-16 05:07:27 AM
t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-16 05:32:04 AM
FTFA: "One father said his son had Farnell for English in the past..."

I'm sure he did, dad. I'm sure he did.
 
2013-09-16 06:26:46 AM
Subby's last eye exam:

eyeyieeye.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-16 06:43:24 AM

Danger Avoid Death: lostcat: She's British bonus hot.

Only she's from Monroe, North Carolina.

/yeah, I don't know how the Daily Fail picks up on these stories from across the pond either.


They have American-based writers. I've seen several articles there written in US English.
 
2013-09-16 06:55:26 AM
She looks like Jimmy Kimmel.
 
2013-09-16 07:11:50 AM
Now compare the comments in this thread to a thread where a male teacher sleeps with a female student
 
2013-09-16 07:18:54 AM
Why the hell is this crap illegal? Fired I can get, but jail time? Really?
 
2013-09-16 07:21:41 AM

Pugdaddyk: THREAD JACK
This is the first time I've seen a NSFW picture pop up on Fark's main page. On the right in the 'advertise with us' window there was a woman full on with a breast and nipple showing. Anyone else see this? NOT that I have a problem with breasteses, was just wondering about content at work.


Hah, you're not fooling me, Drew's alt! This is just a clever ruse to trick us into disabling AdBlock Plus in the hopes of seeing bare boobies!
 
2013-09-16 07:44:40 AM
That smoking hot??? Shes average after six beer. But like granpa told me "boy dont you be mean and call that girl ugly. I aint never seen a woman that was ugly with my dick in her mouth"
 
2013-09-16 07:50:59 AM

Jim_Callahan: Oh, wait, you mean on the actual main page, not in a link on the main page.

Maybe check your proxies?  It you're connecting through a European region that could be the issue if they've got some sort of location-targeted ads going on.

Otherwise, noscript, adblock.


Yeah, wasn't in a link. I opened the main page this morning and on the right hand side in all the ads and partner links..etc... was an ad. I clicked on a link before it dawned on me..HEY..BOOBIES!! When I hit back, the ad was replaced with something else. I do not work so am not afraid of NSFW warnings. Was just wondering about this for those of you who may have to do some 'splainen.
I'm in Europe, so maybe I'll be treated with more in the future.
 
2013-09-16 07:57:02 AM
Will someone post that male-female-student-teacher grid?
 
2013-09-16 07:58:52 AM
I like how they didn't say what the evidence was. If it is her word against his, she likely just failed him on a test or something and he got pissed.
 
2013-09-16 08:03:19 AM
This was  the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture:

Why, Hello Clarice.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-16 08:06:38 AM
Dear subby,


Smoking hot

www.universityun.com .
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Very average...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-16 08:13:39 AM
How many more times can we say Lover?
 
2013-09-16 08:14:28 AM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-16 08:24:37 AM

cygnusx13: FTFA: "One father said his son had Farnell for English in the past..."

I'm sure he did, dad. I'm sure he did.


", and he's waiting for all the facts..." before deciding whether to give him a high-five or an other-fish-in-the-sea peptalk? Or

"...said the Reverend..." ooooooops

"...Shine." She was just spit-Shining.
 
2013-09-16 08:33:03 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Smoking hot

www.universityun.com .


Ugh. Why does she look like a stick figure with gastric bypass in that shot?

Anyway, it's not exactly fair to compare a professional photo of a professional covered in the work of professional makeup artists to a normal person's mug shot.
 
2013-09-16 08:41:09 AM
I went to Union Academy...its one of the goodest schools in Union County.
 
2013-09-16 08:41:11 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Pugdaddyk: This is the first time I've seen a NSFW picture pop up on Fark's main page. On the right in the 'advertise with us' window there was a woman full on with a breast and nipple showing. Anyone else see this?

No. Damn it.

/all I got is a stupid Porsche.


I got a rock.
 
2013-09-16 08:47:39 AM

skozlaw: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Smoking hot

www.universityun.com .

Ugh. Why does she look like a stick figure with gastric bypass in that shot?

Anyway, it's not exactly fair to compare a professional photo of a professional covered in the work of professional makeup artists to a normal person's mug shot.


Exactly, those two pics could be of the same person for all we know.
 
2013-09-16 08:48:42 AM
blah blah blah misandry blah blah blah
 
2013-09-16 08:54:25 AM

George Babbitt: skozlaw: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Smoking hot

www.universityun.com .

Ugh. Why does she look like a stick figure with gastric bypass in that shot?

Anyway, it's not exactly fair to compare a professional photo of a professional covered in the work of professional makeup artists to a normal person's mug shot.

Exactly, those two pics could be of the same person for all we know.


SORCERY! PURE SORCERY I SAY!!
 
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