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(Chicago Trib)   Will your new Miss America be the tattooed Army sergeant from Kansas, the knee-injured Miss Florida, or the hometown favorite Miss New Jersey? Will any of the 9 viewers really care? It's your official Miss America viewing thread 9PM ET on ABC   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 61
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2013-09-15 09:33:13 PM  
Nobody Cares.
 
2013-09-15 09:35:58 PM  

banshee612: Nobody Cares.


Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.
 
2013-09-15 09:36:47 PM  
OK, now that that's taken care of I think we can talk safely now.
 
2013-09-15 09:41:34 PM  

SearchN: banshee612: Nobody Cares.

Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.


You're right - I'll watch the swimsuit part - outside of that? Nobody cares. One of these days this internet is going to catch on that if half naked (or more) girls were shown, more people would use it.
 
2013-09-15 09:43:30 PM  

SearchN: banshee612: Nobody Cares.

Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.


Flat butts and camel toe.
 
2013-09-15 09:45:46 PM  
I enjoyed watching Miss America when I was a young girl. Now I don't care much for it.
 
2013-09-15 09:49:34 PM  
MN.
 
2013-09-15 09:50:20 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.netTape your breasts together.
 
2013-09-15 09:50:30 PM  
The rain delay in the SF-SEA game is probably the best thing to happen to this pageant. It will be interesting to see the Nielsens on this one.
 
2013-09-15 09:54:09 PM  

banshee612: SearchN: banshee612: Nobody Cares.

Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.

You're right - I'll watch the swimsuit part - outside of that? Nobody cares. One of these days this internet is going to catch on that if half naked (or more) girls were shown, more people would use it.


Should of kept my mouth shut and not posted. My wife is now watching a program on it.

/Farking jinxed myself.
 
2013-09-15 10:00:23 PM  
Wait, this is still a thing?

Really?

What about shake and bake chicken. Is that still around? Do people still do that?
 
2013-09-15 10:10:57 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

"It's a scholarship program"
 
2013-09-15 10:17:28 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: The rain delay in the SF-SEA game is probably the best thing to happen to this pageant. It will be interesting to see the Nielsens on this one.


The delay was so everyone could watch Breaking Bad of course!
 
2013-09-15 10:22:10 PM  
Miss America should be retooled to have a birthday suit competition. If I'm voting on a beauty pageant, I feel I should be able to look under the hood before deciding.

//I don't buy a car without looking at the motor....
 
2013-09-15 10:31:04 PM  
Hopefully someone wins without fake boobs.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:51 PM  
Whores who look like horses and are treated as such?

I'm in!

Oh wait. No. I have other things to do.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:59 PM  
Did they do body painting shots again this year?
 
2013-09-15 10:43:56 PM  
www.asiantribune.com
"It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation."
 
2013-09-15 10:45:56 PM  
Okay, I'll say it just to get it out of the way: This is some old-fashioned sexist crap that needs to die.

Are these contestants trying to be the American chick people most want to be -- or the one they most want to do? In either case, it all boils down to personal prefences, therefore this "contest" is worthless in the nationwide scheme of things. So there.
 
2013-09-15 11:04:55 PM  

fusillade762: OK, now that that's taken care of I think we can talk safely now.


"We" suggests plural buddy.
 
2013-09-15 11:07:32 PM  

SearchN: banshee612: SearchN: banshee612: Nobody Cares.

Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.

You're right - I'll watch the swimsuit part - outside of that? Nobody cares. One of these days this internet is going to catch on that if half naked (or more) girls were shown, more people would use it.

Should of kept my mouth shut and not posted. My wife is now watching a program on it.

/Farking jinxed myself.


I feel bad for you. You can/will survive. Maybe.
 
2013-09-15 11:11:23 PM  
If only 9 viewers are watching it, why start a Fark thread?

[whothehellcares.jpg]
 
2013-09-15 11:39:18 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: The rain delay in the SF-SEA game is probably the best thing to happen to this pageant. It will be interesting to see the Nielsens on this one.


It's opposite Breaking Bad.
 
2013-09-15 11:40:37 PM  

quatchi: Wait, this is still a thing?

Really?

What about shake and bake chicken. Is that still around? Do people still do that?


Forgot about S and B.  I'd say Miss America is just as relevant as pantyhose.  Or blue eye shadow.

/also enjoyed watching it as a little girl
//outgrew it like I did the Girl Scouts
 
2013-09-15 11:44:31 PM  
So - did somebody win this thing, or not?
 
2013-09-15 11:48:19 PM  
I was very sad to hear that Miss Florida's adventuring days had come to an end like that.  At least there's always work as a city guard.
 
2013-09-15 11:49:02 PM  

WordyGrrl: Okay, I'll say it just to get it out of the way: This is some old-fashioned sexist crap that needs to die.

Are these contestants trying to be the American chick people most want to be -- or the one they most want to do? In either case, it all boils down to personal prefences, therefore this "contest" is worthless in the nationwide scheme of things. So there.


Even at the local, we were trained to contort ourselves into a wholesome image of America's desires. Blonde, apple-cheeked Americana girl? Got her. Sweet brunette girl next door? Easy peasy. Sultry, slightly exotic (but not too exotic...) beauty? Not my bailiwick, but plenty of the girls could work it.

Anyway, the answer is that the girls are trying to be whoever fits the national mood.
 
2013-09-15 11:58:43 PM  
I think we need to spice up the Miss America pageant and combine it with something else, like demolition derby or cage fighting.

Really, nobody cares except the vapid participants and the hairdressers and fashion designers who still make a few bucks on this thing. If we're going to allow this crap to continue, then I don't want to hear another woman online complaining about the poses or costume of female superheroes or video game characters.

Kill off the beauty pageants first and then we'll talk about that other stuff. But first, we demand the covers of romance novels not objectify men by turning us all into shirtless, muscular cowboys and pirates with huge crotch bulges and pretty eyes.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah... Throw the pageant contestants into an arena with weapons, and let them fight to get their stupid crown.
 
2013-09-16 12:03:50 AM  
Leave it to Miss South Carolina...again, to have the quote of the evening

http://www.thestate.com/2013/09/15/2982872/miss-south-carolina-said- th at.html
 
2013-09-16 12:06:42 AM  

Uranus Megahertz: Leave it to Miss South Carolina...again, to have the quote of the evening

http://www.thestate.com/2013/09/15/2982872/miss-south-carolina-said- th at.html


Honestly, that wasn't that bad a statement. She said 20%, it turns out it was like 17.6%, so she was close to the mark. And it was funny and snarky. I'd give her a one night stand on the merits of that quip alone.
 
2013-09-16 12:11:18 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Uranus Megahertz: Leave it to Miss South Carolina...again, to have the quote of the evening

http://www.thestate.com/2013/09/15/2982872/miss-south-carolina-said- th at.html

Honestly, that wasn't that bad a statement. She said 20%, it turns out it was like 17.6%, so she was close to the mark. And it was funny and snarky. I'd give her a one night stand on the merits of that quip alone.


Didn't say it was bad, just the quote of the evening. Boy did it light up the Twitterverse.
 
2013-09-16 12:17:42 AM  
"One of these days this internet is going to catch on that if half naked (or more) girls were shown, more people would use it."

Nah, that'll never happen. Racy photos on the net? The public wouldn't put up with it.
 
2013-09-16 12:23:29 AM  

perigee: So - did somebody win this thing, or not?


Miss New York. First Indian American Miss America. NY wins two years a row, also unusual.
 
2013-09-16 12:23:49 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: quatchi: Wait, this is still a thing?

Really?

What about shake and bake chicken. Is that still around? Do people still do that?

Forgot about S and B.  I'd say Miss America is just as relevant as pantyhose.  Or blue eye shadow.

/also enjoyed watching it as a little girl
//outgrew it like I did the Girl Scouts


*circle of life music from the Lion King*

To be fair you never really get to old to enjoy a good Girl Guide cookie every now and then.

/Team Samoa FTW!    :>D

And yeah, about as relevant as acid washed jeans or pogs at this point.
 
2013-09-16 01:01:02 AM  
Was Miss Missouri wearing a diving knife strapped to her calf just now?  What was that?
 
2013-09-16 01:06:09 AM  
Observation - the first Indian-American Miss America and the first African-American Miss America were both formerly Miss Syracuse.
 
2013-09-16 01:18:20 AM  

banshee612: SearchN: banshee612: SearchN: banshee612: Nobody Cares.

Not true. We care for the bathing suit segment.

You're right - I'll watch the swimsuit part - outside of that? Nobody cares. One of these days this internet is going to catch on that if half naked (or more) girls were shown, more people would use it.

Should of kept my mouth shut and not posted. My wife is now watching a program on it.

/Farking jinxed myself.

I feel bad for you. You can/will survive. Maybe.


Considering what I do around these parts, yea no worries.
 
2013-09-16 01:54:53 AM  
When this is done, can someone post pics of the breasts please...it's all i care about the "scholarship program".

top 10, bathing suit, good "talent" costumes, etc.

please.
 
2013-09-16 02:53:36 AM  
www.trilobite.org
If it isn't this girl, I really don't care.
 
2013-09-16 03:45:21 AM  
My f*cks were divided between breaking bad and football. I had none to spare.
 
2013-09-16 04:02:14 AM  
Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman
 
2013-09-16 05:00:49 AM  

The Why Not Guy: Observation - the first Indian-American Miss America and the first African-American Miss America were both formerly Miss Syracuse.


If this is a trend, does this mean we'll also get to see the first Indian-American Miss America nekkid in  Penthouse?
4.bp.blogspot.com  veracitystew.com
Just askin'.
 
2013-09-16 05:08:17 AM  

Old enough to know better: Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman


FFS, I bet the collective IQ of all those tweeting twits is still in the single digits.
 
2013-09-16 06:53:13 AM  

Old enough to know better: Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman


I know it's wrong, but I smirked at the one calling her "Miss 7-11".
 
2013-09-16 07:01:07 AM  
Wait... 44 replies in, and no one's posted a reference to "Who farted, y'all?"
 
2013-09-16 07:02:04 AM  

Old enough to know better: Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman


I just lost it at the Indian=Arab tweets.
 
2013-09-16 08:49:32 AM  

Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 428x600]
If it isn't this girl, I really don't care.


http://www.blueridgenow.com/article/20120507/NEWS/120509838 too late
 
2013-09-16 09:35:22 AM  

trippycrazy12: Old enough to know better: Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman

I just lost it at the Indian=Arab tweets.


The DerpCon is ramping up already.

pbs.twimg.com

One of the many reasons that if I ever found myself traveling abroad, I would tell anyone I met that I was Canadian.
 
2013-09-16 09:46:22 AM  

zappaisfrank: One of the many reasons that if I ever found myself traveling abroad, I would tell anyone I met that I was Canadian.


Good idea.  At least you'll be safe then.

if not brave
 
2013-09-16 09:49:19 AM  

zappaisfrank: trippycrazy12: Old enough to know better: Apparently the racist douchebags are already coming out from under their rocks.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/a-lot-of-people-are-very-upset -t hat-an-indian-american-woman

I just lost it at the Indian=Arab tweets.

The DerpCon is ramping up already.

[pbs.twimg.com image 600x600]

One of the many reasons that if I ever found myself traveling abroad, I would tell anyone I met that I was Canadian.


I'm confused...... Canadians don't hunt, love their country or sport tattoos ???????
 
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