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2013-09-15 09:38:13 PM
Bah.  Just tune into C-SPAN like everyone else.
 
2013-09-15 09:46:36 PM
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so...uh, is this a penis thread then?
 
2013-09-15 09:52:07 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Bah.  Just tune into C-SPAN like everyone else.


Hey, women can only watch so many unattractive dicks at once.
 
2013-09-15 09:57:25 PM
Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.
 
2013-09-15 10:03:01 PM
They should go back and watch Oz. HBO was a big-swinging sausage fest for years.
 
2013-09-15 10:18:18 PM
Hey ladies, you don't need HBO to show you dongs. Just stop by my house and I'll show you mine. You'll have to bring your own magnifying glass.
 
2013-09-15 10:28:21 PM
Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.

For all of the fur that HBO has flashed at us (and I do appreciate it), they've been pretty shy about showing the pink in the middle.
No one would claim seeing a guy's pubes is the same as seeing his dick.
 
2013-09-15 10:37:47 PM
They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?
 
2013-09-15 10:39:17 PM

Baron Harkonnen: Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.

For all of the fur that HBO has flashed at us (and I do appreciate it), they've been pretty shy about showing the pink in the middle.
No one would claim seeing a guy's pubes is the same as seeing his dick.


What if you can't see his dick through his pubes? I'm asking for a friend.
 
2013-09-15 10:42:35 PM
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2013-09-15 10:50:17 PM
Penis.Penis.Penis.


/Penis.
 
2013-09-15 11:04:06 PM

Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?


Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.
 
2013-09-15 11:22:01 PM
I bet this was made by a man who gets aroused by seeing penises.

Women aren't really into that (though they do notice the hypocrisy of only showing tits)

For some strange reason some mostly straight men get aroused by seeing penises which explains the mostly straight male audience for shemale porn and lesbians with strap-on dildos.

I'm not saying this is GAY, though such efforts as Playgirl magazine that showed penises (for women) had a mostly gay audience.
 
2013-09-15 11:37:16 PM
Show the dick.

Wave it around like beads at Mardi Gras. Dick, dick and more dick. Movie producers/screenwriters seem to think females are the only ones with body parts? Chicks are half of your audience and most straight chicks couldn't give a damn about some other woman's flabby chest domes.

Show the dick. And, don't leave out the man ass. We're fond of that as well.
 
2013-09-15 11:42:32 PM
So... watch Spartacus. Lots of beefcake dong there.
 
2013-09-16 12:21:14 AM
Obligatory.
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2013-09-16 01:27:02 AM
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2013-09-16 01:39:40 AM

phenn: Show the dick. Wave it around like beads at Mardi Gras.


Well, to be fair, if they can have Vegas shows with girls swinging tassels with their boobs...
 
2013-09-16 03:39:35 AM

Mugato: Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.


Full gyno exam? I can't speculate about anything as unsexy as a speculum exam. Seriously.
 
2013-09-16 04:13:02 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.

For all of the fur that HBO has flashed at us (and I do appreciate it), they've been pretty shy about showing the pink in the middle.
No one would claim seeing a guy's pubes is the same as seeing his dick.


They showed quite a lot of penis back on Rome, and man ass as well.  It was very outweighed by boobs, bush, and butts though.
 
2013-09-16 05:29:00 AM

WordyGrrl: Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?

Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.


Are women turned off by seeing other women naked? I mean aside from the whole "equality" part of the deal, does showing boobs on TV disgust women?

Because when a naked dude appears on screen from the waist down, lots of guys are like "What the fark is this shiat? Gah, change the channel". We really don't want to see another man's junk.

That's kind of an obstacle to equal representation of naughty bits.
 
2013-09-16 05:41:34 AM

WordyGrrl: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced


No, it's not. Because no one wants to see cocks. They're ugly. People like tits: babies, children, adults, the elderly, male, female, and other. EVERYONE loves tits for one reason or another. They're aesthetically pleasing, too. Much easier to shoot a boob scene than a dick scene and make it look good. Also, Theon's farkin' ugly in body and soul as a character. His pizzle's been pilfered. If they showed it, it would make a billy goat puke.
 
2013-09-16 12:05:59 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WordyGrrl: Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?

Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.

Are women turned off by seeing other women naked? I mean aside from the whole "equality" part of the deal, does showing boobs on TV disgust women?

Because when a naked dude appears on screen from the waist down, lots of guys are like "What the fark is this shiat? Gah, change the channel". We really don't want to see another man's junk.

That's kind of an obstacle to equal representation of naughty bits.


And you point to a big difference between the genders in how we view nudity in regular tv shows/movies (i.e. video that's not porn). Women seem to view a character's nekkidness as part of the story being told. Guys seem to view nekkidness as "Woo hoo! Somebody added porn to the show!"  For example, a male viewer might think there's nothing wrong with an orgy scene in which only the women are nude (because that's how that guy prefers his porn -- naked chicks only). A female viewer would think "What? This is an orgy. Everybody should be naked in this scene!" It's less about fap material and more about  realism and authenticity.
 
2013-09-16 01:33:36 PM
I want to see Varys naked.
 
2013-09-16 04:13:54 PM

LrdPhoenix: They showed quite a lot of penis back on Rome, and man ass as well.  It was very outweighed by boobs, bush, and butts though.


But we never see the actual vajayjay. We never see that, that's the difference. Not that I care, No one tunes into Showtime to find out what genitals look like but I've seen plenty of cock in R rated movies and never saw one vagina. Even in that famous Basic Instinct shot you couldn't really see anything.
 
2013-09-16 06:30:48 PM

WordyGrrl: Women seem to view a character's nekkidness as part of the story being told. Guys seem to view nekkidness as "Woo hoo! Somebody added porn to the show!"


Unless someone's sexual anatomy is actually the subject of a plot point, then adding explicit nudity to a show is just tossing in some porn. You can have characters be naked in a scene without showing people's genitals and it still satisfies the story.

Now, maybe there's a particular need to be explicit because of the director's vision of how the shot should be composed demands everything be shown. But let's be honest with ourselves, they're not doing that on Game of Thrones. They're showing the actors' naughty bits as a way of titillating the audience and driving up ratings.
 
2013-09-16 06:55:42 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WordyGrrl: Women seem to view a character's nekkidness as part of the story being told. Guys seem to view nekkidness as "Woo hoo! Somebody added porn to the show!"

Unless someone's sexual anatomy is actually the subject of a plot point, then adding explicit nudity to a show is just tossing in some porn. You can have characters be naked in a scene without showing people's genitals and it still satisfies the story.

Now, maybe there's a particular need to be explicit because of the director's vision of how the shot should be composed demands everything be shown. But let's be honest with ourselves, they're not doing that on Game of Thrones. They're showing the actors' naughty bits as a way of titillating the audience and driving up ratings.


Agreed. Remember that scene where Little Finger had the two female whores make out while he delivered some boring dialogue (that I can't remember)? There was no reason for that, except guy like watching women have sex.
 
2013-09-16 10:16:44 PM
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2013-09-16 11:16:51 PM

WordyGrrl: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WordyGrrl: Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?

Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.

Are women turned off by seeing other women naked? I mean aside from the whole "equality" part of the deal, does showing boobs on TV disgust women?

Because when a naked dude appears on screen from the waist down, lots of guys are like "What the fark is this shiat? Gah, change the channel". We really don't want to see another man's junk.

That's kind of an obstacle to equal representation of naughty bits.

And you point to a big difference between the genders in how we view nudity in regular tv shows/movies (i.e. video that's not porn). Women seem to view a character's nekkidness as part of the story being told. Guys seem to view nekkidness as "Woo hoo! Somebody added porn to the show!"  For example, a male viewer might think there's nothing wrong with an orgy scene in which only the women are nude (because that's how that guy prefers his porn -- naked chicks only). A female viewer would think "What? This is an orgy. Everybody should be naked in this scene!" It's less about fap material and more about  realism and authenticity.


I'm a guy, and I mostly find nudity needlessly inserted into shows annoying. If it really adds something, then sure, include it, but most of the time it does not. GoT is a perfect example of needless sex being added. The books the show is based on are even worse.

If I want to see sex and nudity, I have access to the internet, and can find it there. I don't need it needlessly shoehorned into an otherwise enjoyable drama.

Also, many straight men don't prefer only naked chicks in porn. Hardcore hetero means seeing a bit from everyone. For example, there is a massive amount of blowjob porn on the internet catering to hetero men, and there is definitely cock visible on camera.
 
2013-09-16 11:36:47 PM

Sid_6.7: WordyGrrl: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: WordyGrrl: Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?

Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.

Are women turned off by seeing other women naked? I mean aside from the whole "equality" part of the deal, does showing boobs on TV disgust women?

Because when a naked dude appears on screen from the waist down, lots of guys are like "What the fark is this shiat? Gah, change the channel". We really don't want to see another man's junk.

That's kind of an obstacle to equal representation of naughty bits.

And you point to a big difference between the genders in how we view nudity in regular tv shows/movies (i.e. video that's not porn). Women seem to view a character's nekkidness as part of the story being told. Guys seem to view nekkidness as "Woo hoo! Somebody added porn to the show!"  For example, a male viewer might think there's nothing wrong with an orgy scene in which only the women are nude (because that's how that guy prefers his porn -- naked chicks only). A female viewer would think "What? This is an orgy. Everybody should be naked in this scene!" It's less about fap material and more about  realism and authenticity.

I'm a guy, and I mostly find nudity needlessly inserted into shows annoying. If it really adds something, then sure, include it, but most of the time it does not. GoT is a perfect example of needless sex being added. The books the show is based on are even worse.

If I want to see sex and nudity, I have access to the interne ...


you sound secretly gay
 
2013-09-17 01:00:11 AM

Sid_6.7: Also, many straight men don't prefer only naked chicks in porn. Hardcore hetero means seeing a bit from everyone. For example, there is a massive amount of blowjob porn on the internet catering to hetero men, and there is definitely cock visible on camera.


Psychologically speaking, there's a huge difference between wanting to see a girl give a beej and wanting to look at dicks. Or man-ass. And the way most porn is shot, the guy's junk is practically a disembodied penis floating on screen rather than seeming to belong to a person. In general, you see as little of the man as possible. Because you're sort of pretending in the caveman part of your mind that it's your penis the girl is having fun with and not some other random douchebag's. That's why POV porn is popular.

Side note, does reverse POV porn even exist? IE, the girl holds the camera and looks at the guy railing her? Somehow I doubt that's a very common thing at all.
 
2013-09-17 11:16:07 AM

Kittypie070: [img.myconfinedspace.com image 599x449]


I was watching an old Mutual of Omaha nature show, where they showed hermaphroditic snail sex.  The two sexually mature snails will combat each other by trying to inject each other with a barbed love dart one fifth the animal's size. Who ever is on the receiving side has to then carry the eggs internally and lay them some time later from injection site, which can be from the snail's head.
/Cool story brah
 
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