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(Daily Mail)   Sofia Vergara is back on the market and you have as much of a chance at her and she does of fitting into an A cup   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 93
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2013-09-15 03:55:22 PM  
So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.
 
2013-09-15 03:57:46 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.


Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get some on the side.
 
2013-09-15 04:51:19 PM  
newsmanone.files.wordpress.com


How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.
 
2013-09-15 05:20:59 PM  

Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.


hub bllublbub herablliblab
 
2013-09-15 05:21:37 PM  
sorry about that, I lost the ability to think and type words for a moment
 
2013-09-15 05:46:23 PM  
If that's all it takes, I'd find a way.  It might be a 48 A sized bra, but I'd get her in there.
 
2013-09-15 05:46:34 PM  
So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2013-09-15 05:52:11 PM  

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.

Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get some on the side.


On the other hand, if a guy want's to get some on the side, it's usually because he's sick of her shiat.
 
2013-09-15 05:56:12 PM  
I dearly want to be the quivering meat in a Salma Hayek/Sofia Vergara Sapphic sammich.
 
2013-09-15 05:57:13 PM  

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.

Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get some on the side.


Some guys prefer the chase and immediately start looking to upgrade once they get the prize.
 
2013-09-15 06:05:30 PM  

ReapTheChaos: FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.

Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get some on the side.

On the other hand, if a guy want's to get some on the side, it's usually because he's sick of her shiat.


Or he's a douche.  I've known a few guys who cheated just because they felt like it, not because their better half was a biatch.
 
2013-09-15 06:05:45 PM  

Mentat: FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.

Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get some on the side.

Some guys prefer the chase and immediately start looking to upgrade once they get the prize.


An upgrade from Ms. Vergara is not possible.
 
2013-09-15 06:07:37 PM  

Rann Xerox: I dearly want to be the quivering meat in a Salma Hayek/Sofia Vergara Sapphic sammich.



add a side helping of Monica Belluci and I could die a happy man.


/google search "Sofia vergara GQ" you'll thank me later.
 
2013-09-15 06:07:48 PM  
When its a hot woman, and your tired of her shiat, you're probably putting it in the wrong hole....jus' sayin'

Eyes shouldn't wander if you're hitting Sofia Viagra
 
2013-09-15 06:09:02 PM  
Nope. Latinas get scary.
 
2013-09-15 06:10:58 PM  
i216.photobucket.com

Moron
 
2013-09-15 06:11:37 PM  
Her son is 21.
 
2013-09-15 06:12:16 PM  
A "condiments" tycoon?

Stop saying "row" brits, you're drunk.
 
2013-09-15 06:19:45 PM  
This thread needs more Sofia Vergara pics:

wallpaperfast.com
files.myopera.com
www.usmagazine.com
laislabuscada.es


NSFW
 
2013-09-15 06:20:48 PM  
cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2013-09-15 06:21:37 PM  
cdn-premiere.ladmedia.fr
 
2013-09-15 06:22:26 PM  
Severe enough of an angle, I'm calling this SFW

cdn.ph.upi.com
 
2013-09-15 06:22:35 PM  
Aaaaah what the fark happened to her face?

i.dailymail.co.uk

No, dammit, standing by someone with a face farked up by a plastic surgeon wearing the same fun-house goggles at a 90 degree angle does not help the weird botox overdose frozen expression thing, it just upgrades the whole thing from "somewhat attractive, in spite of" to "what has been seen cannot be un-seen".

//I know, I know, why am I looking at her face, etc.
 
2013-09-15 06:25:15 PM  
www.thenug.com
 
2013-09-15 06:25:55 PM  
images.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2013-09-15 06:27:17 PM  
popworkouts.com
 
2013-09-15 06:30:14 PM  
www.redmolotov.com
 
2013-09-15 06:30:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: [i216.photobucket.com image 490x700]

Moron


As another Farker once said, I wouldn't even come back up for air.
 
2013-09-15 06:31:40 PM  

BadJazz: Her son is 21.


She looks great for 35.

What? She's a Latina, it's an educated guess.
 
2013-09-15 06:31:40 PM  

Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.


It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.
 
2013-09-15 06:40:53 PM  

fozziewazzi: Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.



Even if that were the case, I'd gladly take the blame and do my damnedest to discuss what steps can be taken to rekindle that dying flame. This is the sort of woman one should be eager to please in AND out of the bedroom. Period.
 
2013-09-15 06:47:08 PM  

Mugato: BadJazz: Her son is 21.

She looks great for 35.

What? She's a Latina, it's an educated guess.


try 40....
 
2013-09-15 06:49:45 PM  

big_pth: Mugato: BadJazz: Her son is 21.

She looks great for 35.

What? She's a Latina, it's an educated guess.

try 40....


Wow, she was an old maid when she had her kid.
 
2013-09-15 06:56:13 PM  

Mugato: big_pth: Mugato: BadJazz: Her son is 21.

She looks great for 35.

What? She's a Latina, it's an educated guess.

try 40....

Wow, she was an old maid when she had her kid.


25.media.tumblr.com

"As near as I can tell, they're born pregnant."
 
2013-09-15 06:58:27 PM  
Those are top quality, farmer-approved, milk-filled titties.
 
2013-09-15 07:00:31 PM  

Apos: How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.


It's called variety... The the we're told we should have for absolutely everything EXCEPT our sex partners for some reason...
 
2013-09-15 07:02:49 PM  

Telos: It's called variety...


So get a bisexual girlfriend.
 
2013-09-15 07:04:55 PM  

Snapper Carr: Rann Xerox: I dearly want to be the quivering meat in a Salma Hayek/Sofia Vergara Sapphic sammich.


add a side helping of Monica Belluci and I could die a happy man.


/google search "Sofia vergara GQ" you'll thank me later.


I'd pick the combo plate with Nadine Velazquez (slightly NSFW) but who am I kidding, one night with any of them would be a story I'd be telling for decades.
 
2013-09-15 07:06:01 PM  

Mugato: Telos: It's called variety...

So get a bisexual girlfriend.


Amber Heard?
 
2013-09-15 07:15:02 PM  

FrancoFile: NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.

Actually, it proves the converse.  No matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who wants to get a man on the side.

/You can't tell me with a straight face that dude isn't ghey
 
2013-09-15 07:16:33 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: Telos: It's called variety...

So get a bisexual girlfriend.

Amber Heard?


She must have.
 
2013-09-15 07:26:08 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: So....further proof that no matter how hot the woman, there's a guy who's sick of her shiat.


No, further proof that the guy may be a coward, and should break up if he's not happy in the relationship. She could be frigid behind closed doors, or he could just be an asshole who can't be happy with what he has. She's calling off the wedding, so I would bet money that he's the issue.
 
2013-09-15 07:39:30 PM  

Apos: fozziewazzi: Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.


Even if that were the case, I'd gladly take the blame and do my damnedest to discuss what steps can be taken to rekindle that dying flame. This is the sort of woman one should be eager to please in AND out of the bedroom. Period.


Settle down dude. You're looking at airbrushed pictures of her on the Internet. You don't know shiat about her personality, she could be the vilest biatch on the planet and not worth pleasing at all. She could also be a complete cold fish in the sack which would easily explain why some dude with options might get bored of her.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if you can't stand to spend more than 30 seconds in her presence and if she lies there motionless and soundless every time you get it on.

/hell yeah I'd hit it
//but I'll hold off on pretending I know her and that she is the perfect woman or something
 
2013-09-15 07:44:01 PM  
are they real?
 
2013-09-15 07:45:12 PM  
Meh. Plastic, manufactured, generic barbie doll.
 
2013-09-15 07:48:11 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: are they real?


Yes (NSFW/pants)
 
2013-09-15 07:49:20 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: are they real?


Oh yeah, they're real. I can tell. It's my X-Man power.
 
2013-09-15 07:51:52 PM  

js34603: Apos: fozziewazzi: Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.


Even if that were the case, I'd gladly take the blame and do my damnedest to discuss what steps can be taken to rekindle that dying flame. This is the sort of woman one should be eager to please in AND out of the bedroom. Period.

Settle down dude. You're looking at airbrushed pictures of her on the Internet. You don't know shiat about her personality, she could be the vilest biatch on the planet and not worth pleasing at all. She could also be a complete cold fish in the sack which would easily explain why some dude with options might get bored of her.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if you can't stand to spend more than 30 seconds in her presence and if she lies there motionless and soundless every time you get it on.

/hell yeah I'd hit it
//but I'll hold off on pretending I know her and that she is the perfect woman or something


Colombianas have it ingrained into them that they have to fark well.  It is a part of their physical makeup.  And usually the hotter ones are the freakiest. Its like Boyles law of hot ass.
 
2013-09-15 07:57:51 PM  

Apos: fozziewazzi: Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.

Even if that were the case, I'd gladly take the blame and do my damnedest to discuss what steps can be taken to rekindle that dying flame. This is the sort of woman one should be eager to please in AND out of the bedroom. Period.


Didn't realize you knew her on a personal level.  I assume you do.

We heard the same thing when Tiger Woods and Jesse James cheated.  How could they, people asked, when they had such beautiful wives at home?  Here's how - in the beginning she was humping him like a ferret in heat, eagerly doing all the things he likes. But she got bored, sex became a chore, and she started in with the avoidance behavior.  Meanwhile these famous men have pretty young things throwing themselves at them very willing to remind them of how things used to be with their wives.  No too hard to understand.
 
2013-09-15 08:00:32 PM  

fozziewazzi: Apos: fozziewazzi: Apos: [newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 779x1024]

How any man would develop a wandering eye when he's got this by his side makes no sense whatsoever.

/Call me, sexy chica.

It doesn't matter how hot she is if she's not doing all those things you like anymore, as often and with as much enthusiasm as she used to.

Even if that were the case, I'd gladly take the blame and do my damnedest to discuss what steps can be taken to rekindle that dying flame. This is the sort of woman one should be eager to please in AND out of the bedroom. Period.

Didn't realize you knew her on a personal level.  I assume you do.

We heard the same thing when Tiger Woods and Jesse James cheated.  How could they, people asked, when they had such beautiful wives at home?  Here's how - in the beginning she was humping him like a ferret in heat, eagerly doing all the things he likes. But she got bored, sex became a chore, and she started in with the avoidance behavior.  Meanwhile these famous men have pretty young things throwing themselves at them very willing to remind them of how things used to be with their wives.  No too hard to understand.


I guess you've got all figured out, then.
 
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