YEY!

This will impress the ladies.

quit using cafesuck and i'll think about buying one.

There needs to be one with just the straight Fark logo in the middle, I mean, this store has been up for over a year and has been entirely stagnant...

I knew there were shirts and undies, didn't know there were hats and lisence plate frames.

Gonna have to grab one of those caps when I get payed..

Hmmm...


'Go Fark Yourself'

or the non-offensive

'Fark University'?

Cafe press blows goats.....submit this again when you get rid of them...and let me know when you come up with something besides pay pal for total fark accounts....and you get rid of those damn von dutch hat ads!!!!

Too bad the Ts come only in white... :(

Well I give the article a 1, but there were lots of pictures, so overall I give it a 5.

Right forum for plugs?

NO. Yeah I would but I have no $$$. Anyone want to buy one for me?

Thongs, in large? Oh the humanity!

/eye gouging

/goodbye.

It's a trap!

Be cool in the way that only Fark can be cool - BUY A T-SHIRT

The lunchbox is my personal favorite. But I think I am going to start with the Fark U sweater.

I WANT A BUMPERSTICKER!!!

already have one.

Is that the nutsack squirrel on the side of a mug?

got a sticker too.



Thanks Jeff!

you kids these days...i remember back in the waaaay day when we saw a super biatchin as website we likes, we pulled out the trusty ol' sharpy and got our grungy undershirts and...as you probably guessed, wrote FARK in big letters on the man chest part.
/feel free to steal this brilliant idea.

ATTN FARKERS:
A friend of mine is attempting to work out a deal with Drew to take over the Fark apparel side of business. He does the shirts for a few gaming clans ( www.wickednet.org for instance) and i know from experience he does great work.
Drop Drew a line and let him know you want a change from Cafesuck. Then maybe we can get better stuff!
Also, there was talk of letting the Farkers have a photoshop contest of a few designs for the new shirt and logo.
Power to the farkers.

Christmas bills must be arriving.

damn you JOHNDX.

/walks off grumbling

i want a total fark shirt.

LOL batchild good point!

get an iron on and blow up the totalfark image.

Yeah, Cafesuck means no business from me... pretty much a given since they decided to make me take down the stuff I had that poked fun at Enron (back in the day).

Wow guys. calling it Cafesuck. That's very mature and intelligent. Not at all pouty.

How about Geoshiatties? Or AOHell? HAHAHA.

Having never shopped there, someone please explain to me the reason CafePress is hated.

I'd love to sport Fark merch, but I'm not all that interested in the current offerings.

There ought to be car stickers in the style of those oval, black and white country stickers that Europe has, representing the nation of Farkistan. Maybe the letters "FRK" if they're not already in use by some other country?

Another highly marketable item would be some fuzzy brown squirrel nuts to hang from your rear-view mirror. Or plastic ones to put on your car aerial.

Also, why are there no girls' t-shirts with the "Boobies" label on them?

Actually, T-shirts with any of the more interesting article labels on them would have that delightfully stylish obscurity that makes the uninitiated say "WTF?" and those in the know who to give the secret handshake to. Maybe even quote some of the classic headlines like "Look out. The window..." and "Taxi driver unzips pants and finds mummified corpse".

All these ideas are free of charge. If you want more, you have to start payin'.

I'd buy a black Fark shirt.

CafePress is blowing it.

"Having never shopped there, someone please explain to me the reason CafePress is hated."

Piss-poor merchandise?

Drew or Jeff or whoever has any power..

If this was in the middle of a white shirt

http://img.fark.com/images/continue.gif
not that line but the gif

it would sell a good deal of shirts. I think anyhow.

Tarvuz

I think all of the tags on t-shirts would sell like crazy. I'd love an ASININE shirt.

I also want to know why cafepress sucks. Apart from being so very overpriced, why all the hate?

Boo.. cafepress blows

There are some good shirt ideas on here. Drew needs to listen up. The merch currently offered SUCKS.

Visualingo

Genius! Drew: You follow?

The boobies shirt was a great idea too.

Buy a Fark shirt? Nah. I don't think I'll be doing that...

ANTI_FREAK, do they stink because they are REAL squirrel nuts?

Oooh... cafepress... yeah... I'm gonna run out and grab some cafepress merchendise...

yup... just try and stop me...

Guys - get serious about your shirts and maybe you'd sell a few...

They look like crap and CafePress makes em even worse.

Show some professionalism...