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2013-09-15 05:42:09 PM  
5 votes:
What are three things that I didn't put on the expense account from last week's trip?
2013-09-15 03:43:44 PM  
4 votes:
These are a few of my favorite things!~~~
2013-09-15 07:21:10 PM  
3 votes:
You can take your sodomy and shove it up your ass!
2013-09-15 05:52:28 PM  
3 votes:
Lots of people don't like condoms in their gay porn but I'm surprised an archbishop would be this vocal about it.
2013-09-15 03:24:17 PM  
3 votes:
This queen isn't very original, is he? Sodomy, abortion, destruction of family values, blah blah blah...

Busted with a hustler and an 8-ball of coke in 5...4...3...
2013-09-15 02:50:17 PM  
3 votes:
"Relinquish all free will to me!"
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2013-09-15 06:16:36 PM  
2 votes:
is this the homosexual-atheist circle-jerk thread?

ain't no cleaning them bed sheets, dude, they'll need burning
2013-09-15 05:52:11 PM  
2 votes:
Sodomy, condoms and porn...is it time for the GOP convention already?
2013-09-15 05:49:27 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...


...in ADDITION to sodomy, condoms, and porn?!?

Is there a sign-up sheet? I'm so in.
2013-09-15 05:48:41 PM  
2 votes:
Don't worry, it won't be long until Pope Frank sends the guys with the Comfy Chair to adjust his attitude.
2013-09-15 05:32:46 PM  
2 votes:
The only way to win is to not play their game. "Not it!"

Aside from that, Catholicism really is my favorite cult. They have such pretty buildings.
2013-09-15 09:40:18 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Also, I heard there would be tacos.

You just want to munch some.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/okay, that was bad even by my standards

Well duh! They're delicious! And I love hot sauc-

Oh. OH! Like vagina!!!

That would be more like fish tacos. You can make 'em up lickety-split.


omg omg omg fish tacos with shredded cabbage omg omg omg

I would eat those tacos so hard.

Wait...
2013-09-15 09:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: Threadjack by tacos. I like it.

It reminds me of all the threads from the last election.
[t.qkme.me image 310x232]

Well hell, it's on now!

/clicky for tacos

HOTSAUCE AND SODOMY ON ALL THE THINGS!



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2013-09-15 09:36:07 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: Threadjack by tacos. I like it.

It reminds me of all the threads from the last election.
[t.qkme.me image 310x232]

Well hell, it's on now!

/clicky for tacos


HOTSAUCE AND SODOMY ON ALL THE THINGS!
2013-09-15 09:26:21 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Threadjack by tacos. I like it.


It reminds me of all the threads from the last election.
t.qkme.me
2013-09-15 08:30:55 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: And Madonna's Superbowl half-time show:

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Satanic Ritual Performed at The NFL Half Time Show

Be sure to put your crazy pants on before clicking that link.


You can't fool me.  I always take my pants off for crazy time.
2013-09-15 07:26:08 PM  
1 vote:
Why is this news? Isn't this obvious? Whether you agree with what he says or not, these are not new sins....

Don't get me wrong, I love me some sodomy, but why is this news? Do people really not know that Catholics and other Christians are against these things and that Satan is the reason for sin?

I am not a Catholic but this

"2358 The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. "

Is absolutely right on. I don't care if you are Christian, Catholic, Muslim whatever, but if you claim to be of this religion accept it. God does not like gays. He destroyed entire cities because of it and other sin.

The churches that change their teachings based on popular opinion instead of what is outlined in whatever book they use is shameful.
2013-09-15 06:53:55 PM  
1 vote:

baka-san: What the hell is "objective truth"?


A thing that some atheists deny exists, until they see someone doing something that they think is wrong.
2013-09-15 06:40:05 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: Ah yes, Satan, the all-time greatest, imaginary scapegoat for human personal responsibility.


Now that we're pushing for atheism, we'll have to settle on blaming our fellow man instead.

Are you that naïve to believe that it hasn't always been somebody else's fault right from the start?
2013-09-15 06:39:27 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Chinchillazilla: Here's hoping the cool new pope smacks this asshole down.

That sounds suspiciously like sodomy.


Here's hoping the cool new pope sodomizes this guy.
2013-09-15 06:36:43 PM  
1 vote:

common sense is an oxymoron: speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.


Lucifer, indeed.


Actually, the choice was live in bliss or fall from grace and figure it all out your self.
2013-09-15 06:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
What does the bishop say about cross-dressers?
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"the DEVIL made me do it!"
2013-09-15 06:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
And Madonna's Superbowl half-time show:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Satanic Ritual Performed at The NFL Half Time Show

Be sure to put your crazy pants on before clicking that link.
2013-09-15 06:25:34 PM  
1 vote:

eyeq360: Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...

And Dungeons and Dragons.  That's another one.


And the old Procter & Gamble symbol.

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2013-09-15 06:23:46 PM  
1 vote:
Minnesota Archbishop

Aaaand that's where I stopped reading.
2013-09-15 06:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'll fark my wife in the ass tonight, while watching porn, in honor of this guy but there is no chance in hell I'll be wearing a condom.
2013-09-15 05:52:29 PM  
1 vote:

Poopspasm: speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.

He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.


Because he's the Adversary humanity deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll exorcise him. Because he can take it.
2013-09-15 05:43:50 PM  
1 vote:

speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.


He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.
2013-09-15 05:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.
2013-09-15 05:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
and i'm wondering (aren't you?) just how wide their "stridently anti-gay stance" is...  wide enough, say, for a camel to pass through?

/OH MY!
2013-09-15 05:36:00 PM  
1 vote:
www.thegloss.com

/my my my... looks like someone repressed just a weeeee too much
2013-09-15 05:31:39 PM  
1 vote:
While the Catholics suck the young boy's penis............ Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
2013-09-15 05:29:34 PM  
1 vote:
Well to be fair condoms are the work of the devil.
2013-09-15 04:13:45 PM  
1 vote:
Thanks, Satan.
2013-09-15 03:31:27 PM  
1 vote:

ecmoRandomNumbers: This queen isn't very original, is he? Sodomy, abortion, destruction of family values, blah blah blah...

Busted with a hustler and an 8-ball of coke Moved to another parish to cover up raping little boys in 5...4...3...


FTFY
 
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