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2013-09-15 09:52:05 PM  

fusillade762: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: Threadjack by tacos. I like it.

It reminds me of all the threads from the last election.
[t.qkme.me image 310x232]

Well hell, it's on now!

/clicky for tacos

HOTSAUCE AND SODOMY ON ALL THE THINGS!

Thomas Dolby - Hot Sauce

/smother me in your hot sauce, woman till smoke come from your thighs.


Wow.

Relevant and hilarious.

+10 points
 
2013-09-15 09:52:08 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Would you guys quit trying to go back to the topic. Some of us are trying to have a serious discussion about tinfoil-hat maggie's tacos.

And megarian brought cake. And sodomy.


You make an excellent point.

megarian: Someone brought taco cake or something.

I forgot the topic.


Oh I rather think you just established it.
 
2013-09-15 09:54:22 PM  

Rann Xerox: Next:  the Archbishop will add rum and the lash to the list.


Came for this, but you beat me to it.

Damn, it really sounds dirty no matter how you arrange the words.
 
2013-09-15 09:56:04 PM  
Ya know, he could be right.......
 
2013-09-15 10:02:53 PM  

sobriquet by any other name: and i'm wondering (aren't you?) just how wide their "stridently anti-gay stance" is...  wide enough, say, for a camel to pass through?

/OH MY!


Or s FIST!?!?!

/with plenty of lube of course
 
2013-09-15 10:05:01 PM  

megarian: Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...

...in ADDITION to sodomy, condoms, and porn?!?

Is there a sign-up sheet? I'm so in.


Once again we see that Satan is responsible for everything right and good in the world.
 
2013-09-15 10:07:14 PM  

DownDaRiver: Ya know, he could be right.......


Assuming for a moment that Satan existed, wouldn't be a case for Satan being a proponent of safe sex by way of condoms (and, of course, some forms of sodomy and porn)?

Doesn't that put the god camp on the wrong side of that issue (and thus having a position that encourages unwanted children and/or venereal disease)?

So:

Satan = wants you to have fun, and be safe about it
God = you pays your money, you takes your chances
 
2013-09-15 10:08:05 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: DownDaRiver: Ya know, he could be right.......

Assuming for a moment that Satan existed, wouldn't it be a case for Satan being a proponent of safe sex by way of condoms (and, of course, some forms of sodomy and porn)?

Doesn't that put the god camp on the wrong side of that issue (and thus having a position that encourages unwanted children and/or venereal disease)?

So:

Satan = wants you to have fun, and be safe about it
God = you pays your money, you takes your chances


Fixed for clarity.
 
2013-09-15 10:08:57 PM  
Tacos?

thumbs.dreamstime.com

Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.
 
2013-09-15 10:10:34 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: megarian: Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...

...in ADDITION to sodomy, condoms, and porn?!?

Is there a sign-up sheet? I'm so in.

Once again we see that Satan is responsible for everything right and good in the world.


I farking love satin.
 
2013-09-15 10:19:00 PM  

HawgWild: Tacos?



Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.


That's a great idea
Why didn't I think of that
 
2013-09-15 10:24:26 PM  

DownDaRiver: HawgWild: Tacos?



Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.

That's a great idea
Why didn't I think of that


My world is a little happier because of this information.
 
2013-09-15 10:24:29 PM  

Son of Thunder: baka-san: What the hell is "objective truth"?

A thing that some atheists deny exists, until they see someone doing something that they think is wrong.


That would be 'subjective' truth, since it is the Atheist's beliefs that inform their idea of 'right' and 'wrong'


/English mofo, do you speak it?
 
2013-09-15 10:26:18 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: You can't fool me.  I always take my pants off for crazy time.

Go on...

ciberido: For a long time I've been saying (and I'm sure others have as well), that the more a philosophy asserts in its very name for itself that it is the most logical, reasonable, or self-evidently correct position, the more likely it is to be completely wrong.  Two of my favorite examples are "Scientology" and "Objectivism."

I suspect the same often applies to "natural law" and "objective truth."

The Taco that can be spoken is not the holy Taco.

FTFY. You left out the c's.

/you're welcome.
//Now I want a taco.


www.horsenation.com
 
2013-09-15 10:27:46 PM  

HawgWild: Tacos?

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 227x142]

Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-09-15 10:30:23 PM  

megarian: DownDaRiver: HawgWild: Tacos?

Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.

That's a great idea
Why didn't I think of that

My world is a little happier because of this information.


I do what I can ...
 
2013-09-15 10:33:01 PM  

HawgWild: megarian: DownDaRiver: HawgWild: Tacos?

Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.

That's a great idea
Why didn't I think of that

My world is a little happier because of this information.

I do what I can ...


The Dalai Lama would be proud

/now I'm hungry...
 
2013-09-15 10:33:04 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Mrtraveler01: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Also, I heard there would be tacos.

You just want to munch some.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/okay, that was bad even by my standards

Well duh! They're delicious! And I love hot sauc-

Oh. OH! Like vagina!!!

Oh good, glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

I like giving Megarian ammo to work with. She's fun.

/certainly a better sport than some
//I know she's not going to sleep with me, shut up


She may not butt if it is sodomy you want just bend over and lube up, I'm coming in hard and fast.
 
2013-09-15 10:34:22 PM  

HawgWild: Tacos?

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 227x142]

Protip: Eat tacos over a tortilla. That way, when some of the filling falls out, BOOM! More tacos.


That's...that's...

blogs.hpedsb.on.ca
 
2013-09-15 10:36:07 PM  

PocketfullaSass: Just in from taking my teen-aged son and a bunch of his friends to Dallas Pride.  Gettin' a kick.  Also, BEST.SWAG. EVER. (though he gets all the cool condoms...latex allergy...blah, blah, blah...)

Oh, and FARK OFF, padre.


You don't know me from Adam or Steve, but I think you kick ass.  Your son is a lucky kid to have you as his father.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:15 PM  

Otto's_Jacket: PocketfullaSass: Just in from taking my teen-aged son and a bunch of his friends to Dallas Pride.  Gettin' a kick.  Also, BEST.SWAG. EVER. (though he gets all the cool condoms...latex allergy...blah, blah, blah...)

Oh, and FARK OFF, padre.

You don't know me from Adam or Steve, but I think you kick ass.  Your son is a lucky kid to have you as his father.



Sorry, I meant mother...doesn't change a thing about what I said though!
 
2013-09-15 10:39:38 PM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: Agent Smiths Laugh: Mrtraveler01: megarian: Agent Smiths Laugh: megarian: Also, I heard there would be tacos.

You just want to munch some.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/okay, that was bad even by my standards

Well duh! They're delicious! And I love hot sauc-

Oh. OH! Like vagina!!!

Oh good, glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

I like giving Megarian ammo to work with. She's fun.

/certainly a better sport than some
//I know she's not going to sleep with me, shut up

She may not butt if it is sodomy you want just bend over and lube up, I'm coming in hard and fast.


I prefer the oral sodomy, from the females, but thanks for the sentiment.

/at least it wasn't

i.chzbgr.com

but more

 memestorage.com
 
2013-09-15 10:55:29 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Agent Smiths Laugh: Prophet of Loss: Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Most of the child killing in the Bible was done in times of war against enemy peoples.

Well, that's okay then. Carry on.

No one said its "ok". But, it was the "norm" of warfare at the time. The Jews could have enslaved them I guess or maybe raped them first like their contemporaries of the time.

The Bible does actually speak against child killing. Specifically, the burning of live children in fire to the God Molech as practiced by their neighbors.

Yeah, because the killing of children is definitely not okay when it's done in the name of somebody else's God.

As Lewis Black said, the Old Testament God is kind of a prick.

Well, if I was forced with the horrible task of choosing a death for my child I would rather a quick death at the sword them being burned alive. If Moloch is the alternative, I'll take the Old Testament Prick God any day.

Or you could, you know, try to prevent said child's death with everything at your disposal like a sane, rational person.

/and yet, here you are, making apologetics for infanticide/filicide
//your last name isn't Krueger by any chance is it?

Of course. Personally, I would offer my own life. But, this is a thought exercise. Your subtle appeal to ad-homiem not withstanding.

Would you guys quit trying to go back to the topic. Some of us are trying to have a serious discussion about tinfoil-hat maggie's tacos.

And megarian brought cake. And sodomy.


So why hasn't anyone offered me a slice of sodomy cake yet?
 
2013-09-15 11:06:11 PM  

ciberido: Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Agent Smiths Laugh: Prophet of Loss: Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Danger Avoid Death: Prophet of Loss: Most of the child killing in the Bible was done in times of war against enemy peoples.

Well, that's okay then. Carry on.

No one said its "ok". But, it was the "norm" of warfare at the time. The Jews could have enslaved them I guess or maybe raped them first like their contemporaries of the time.

The Bible does actually speak against child killing. Specifically, the burning of live children in fire to the God Molech as practiced by their neighbors.

Yeah, because the killing of children is definitely not okay when it's done in the name of somebody else's God.

As Lewis Black said, the Old Testament God is kind of a prick.

Well, if I was forced with the horrible task of choosing a death for my child I would rather a quick death at the sword them being burned alive. If Moloch is the alternative, I'll take the Old Testament Prick God any day.

Or you could, you know, try to prevent said child's death with everything at your disposal like a sane, rational person.

/and yet, here you are, making apologetics for infanticide/filicide
//your last name isn't Krueger by any chance is it?

Of course. Personally, I would offer my own life. But, this is a thought exercise. Your subtle appeal to ad-homiem not withstanding.

Would you guys quit trying to go back to the topic. Some of us are trying to have a serious discussion about tinfoil-hat maggie's tacos.

And megarian brought cake. And sodomy.

So why hasn't anyone offered me a slice of sodomy cake yet?


Huh. Thought was a taco cake.

...explains why it tasted like sweat and shame.
 
2013-09-15 11:16:22 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality, as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law,"

Well, there's your problem...


What, pray tell, is the Natural Moral Law? So far as I can tell, Nature is amoral. Not immoral, just amoral. So, can someone please clarify?!
 
2013-09-15 11:20:19 PM  

Deedeemarz: Martian_Astronomer: "I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality, as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law,"

Well, there's your problem...

What, pray tell, is the Natural Moral Law? So far as I can tell, Nature is amoral. Not immoral, just amoral. So, can someone please clarify?!


Natural Moral Law is derived from biology. Thus, it is acceptable for a wife to eat her mate during copulating, but it is totally unacceptable to substitute a big mac during the procedure, something that would never occur in God's natural and intelligent design.
 
2013-09-15 11:44:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Reading further...


Fark you, assholes.  All of you.  Anyone who defends the Church or claims to be a Catholic.  This is what you support.

Except  that Catholocism talks about all sin like this meaning I'm no different, in the view of the catholic church, than the homosexual and therefore I should be treating homosexuals as I want to be treated because we're all  worthless sinners.
 
2013-09-15 11:47:44 PM  

Deedeemarz: Martian_Astronomer: "I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality, as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law,"

Well, there's your problem...

What, pray tell, is the Natural Moral Law? So far as I can tell, Nature is amoral. Not immoral, just amoral. So, can someone please clarify?!


Sure. Natural Moral Law is whatever the person invoking it says it is.

You're welcome.
 
2013-09-15 11:48:42 PM  

bigdanc: Benevolent Misanthrope: Reading further...

Fark you, assholes.  All of you.  Anyone who defends the Church or claims to be a Catholic.  This is what you support.

Except  that Catholocism talks about all sin like this meaning I'm no different, in the view of the catholic church, than the homosexual and therefore I should be treating homosexuals as I want to be treated because we're all  worthless sinners.


except (your wording) that i don't hear them going on about preventing "sinner marriage", do you? that's a worthless analysis on your part.
 
2013-09-16 12:11:29 AM  
"So why does the Catholic Church shuffle priests who rape kids around, instead of prosecuting them under the law?"
Hmm, perhaps they have higher ups in the church that are ok with this?
Maybe even additional pedophiles with their own little sins they'd rather not have uncovered?

"So you do know that adults that do sexual things to children...even when the adult and child are the same gender... are pedophiles, right? Not homosexual. Just making sure you're not having a stroke."

No no, nothing like that. Homosexual pedophiles prefer victims of their own gender, while heterosexual pedophiles prefer the opposite. The damage both do is the same. However, for political correctness sake, no one wants to see which is more common. If you ignore a criminal's preferences, then you ignore the one thing that may make them easier to apprehend....as well as understand.
However, just from seeing the reactions, some find their sacred cows and preferences more important than the safety of children.
 
2013-09-16 12:13:14 AM  
wow... this guys is numbing my brain... I try to pay attention, so listen to his statements, and comprehend them so that i may later rip them apart, but the language and flow seems designed to zone me out, so I will just take his word for it. you think they get taught to teach like that in seminary school..?

Phrozen
/no, seriously, it's farked the amount of effort I was putting into trying to listen to him.
 
2013-09-16 12:47:47 AM  

bigdanc: Except that Catholocism talks about all sin like this meaning I'm no different, in the view of the catholic church, than the homosexual and therefore I should be treating homosexuals as I want to be treated because we're all worthless sinners.


You're forgetting the part where they lobby for the reduction of rights for these particular sinners. They are hypocrites by your own words.
 
2013-09-16 12:57:58 AM  

sobriquet by any other name: except (your wording) that i don't hear them going on about preventing "sinner marriage", do you? that's a worthless analysis on your part.


Nope, because there is no implicit endorsement of sin in a heterosexual marriage.
 
2013-09-16 01:00:42 AM  

Farking Canuck: bigdanc: Except that Catholocism talks about all sin like this meaning I'm no different, in the view of the catholic church, than the homosexual and therefore I should be treating homosexuals as I want to be treated because we're all worthless sinners.

You're forgetting the part where they lobby for the reduction of rights for these particular sinners. They are hypocrites by your own words.


Proof?
 
2013-09-16 01:03:38 AM  

bigdanc: sobriquet by any other name: except (your wording) that i don't hear them going on about preventing "sinner marriage", do you? that's a worthless analysis on your part.

Nope, because there is no implicit endorsement of sin in a heterosexual marriage.


Oh, you're not a serious thinker. Allow me to cease reading that drivel...

...plonk
 
2013-09-16 01:10:00 AM  
This thread was a lot more fun when it was about tacos.
 
2013-09-16 01:15:32 AM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-09-16 01:20:08 AM  
To wit:  Truly, Roundly, Ostracized for Lack of Love
 
2013-09-16 01:29:32 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: This thread was a lot more fun when it was about tacos.


Indeed, although I'm reading The Handmaid's Tale so it is scary and relevant in so many ways.
 
2013-09-16 01:46:34 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Danger Avoid Death: This thread was a lot more fun when it was about tacos.

Indeed, although I'm reading The Handmaid's Tale so it is scary and relevant in so many ways.


Very good, albeit very disturbing book.

You might enjoy this, from Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules of Writing:

#9: Don't go into great detail describing places and things, unless you're Margaret Atwood and can paint scenes with language. You don't want descriptions that bring the action, the flow of the story, to a standstill.
 
2013-09-16 01:52:31 AM  
Teaching people that condoms are evil.  One more reason why should not merely tolerate religion, but we should actively work toward its abolition.
 
2013-09-16 01:54:30 AM  

The Southern Dandy: Teaching people that condoms are evil.  One more reason why should not merely tolerate religion, but we should actively work toward its abolition.


Yeah. Let's all pray to God for that day to come.
 
2013-09-16 01:57:09 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: You might enjoy this, from Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules of Writing:

#9: Don't go into great detail describing places and things, unless you're Margaret Atwood and can paint scenes with language. You don't want descriptions that bring the action, the flow of the story, to a standstill.


<sidebar>
Not to take us too far afield, here, but this is one of the things about George R. R. Martin's writing that I find terribly grating-the over-detailed descriptions of clothing and food. Not having these is the single best thing about the TV versions of the books.
</sidebar>

You may now return to your regularly-scheuduled thread about Catholic tacos or whatever it is...
 
2013-09-16 02:00:36 AM  

sobriquet by any other name: bigdanc: sobriquet by any other name: except (your wording) that i don't hear them going on about preventing "sinner marriage", do you? that's a worthless analysis on your part.

Nope, because there is no implicit endorsement of sin in a heterosexual marriage.

Oh, you're not a serious thinker. Allow me to cease reading that drivel...

...plonk


I'm not sure if you meant that or this and if that, what that?

...splat?
 
2013-09-16 02:40:16 AM  
Just watched the 1st season recap of "Parts Unknown" for the Sizzler visit again. Can't find a pic of the meatball guacamole taco, so this will have to do:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-16 03:19:31 AM  
th07.deviantart.net


/the others I judged NSFW, and didn't post.
 
2013-09-16 05:17:31 AM  

sobriquet by any other name: Poopspasm: speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.

He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.

Offensive PR from the GodSquad, is all.. wait, you really bought the whole "torture for eternity" thing? Lol!

/First round of Pina Coladas on me
//Window Seat


With our luck, the flight to hell will be held up at the TSA security line. And when, after a few years, you finally get to the scanner, you get randomly picked for a full-body cavity search with not merely fisting, but full-on arming. And when they find nothing, the loudspeaker announces that your flight was canceled. You pick up your new ticket and line up for the next flight's screening....
 
2013-09-16 06:44:43 AM  

Kurmudgeon: "So why does the Catholic Church shuffle priests who rape kids around, instead of prosecuting them under the law?"
Hmm, perhaps they have higher ups in the church that are ok with this?
Maybe even additional pedophiles with their own little sins they'd rather not have uncovered?

"So you do know that adults that do sexual things to children...even when the adult and child are the same gender... are pedophiles, right? Not homosexual. Just making sure you're not having a stroke."

No no, nothing like that. Homosexual pedophiles prefer victims of their own gender, while heterosexual pedophiles prefer the opposite. The damage both do is the same. However, for political correctness sake, no one wants to see which is more common. If you ignore a criminal's preferences, then you ignore the one thing that may make them easier to apprehend....as well as understand.
However, just from seeing the reactions, some find their sacred cows and preferences more important than the safety of children.



Wow.  It's interesting that you go on about "sacred cows" and "politically correct" and and "political correctness," all while asserting in broad strokes claims that clearly show you've never bothered to even do a simple Google search on the topic.  Why are you so worked-up emotionally over something you don't understand and clearly haven't bothered to read up on?
 
2013-09-16 09:17:49 AM  
A GIS for "holy taco" is somewhat interesting... Naked chicks, edible football stadiums, random weirdness, and this:

www.esquire.com
 
2013-09-16 10:15:40 AM  

Trance354: [th07.deviantart.net image 763x1046]


/the others I judged NSFW, and didn't post.


Well at least post a link.....

/TACO
 
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