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2013-09-15 02:50:17 PM
"Relinquish all free will to me!"
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2013-09-15 03:00:55 PM
Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilization. The source of these machinations is none other than the Father of Lies.
 

Raping little kids still OK, though.
 
2013-09-15 03:09:09 PM
Reading further...

In October of 2012, Niendstedt found himself at the center of a similar controversy when a letter he wrote surfaced in which he tells the mother a young gay man that she must reject her son or go to hell herself.
"I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality, as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law.  Catholics are bound in conscience to believe this teaching. Those who do not cannot consider themselves to be Catholic and ought not to participate in the sacramental life of the Church... Your eternal salvation may well depend upon a conversation of heart on this topic."


From the Catechism:

2357 Homosexuality refers to relations between men or between women who experience an exclusive or predominant sexual attraction toward persons of the same sex. It has taken a great variety of forms through the centuries and in different cultures. Its psychological genesis remains largely unexplained. Basing itself on Sacred Scripture, which presents homosexual acts as acts of grave depravity,141 tradition has always declared that "homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered."142 They are contrary to the natural law. They close the sexual act to the gift of life. They do not proceed from a genuine affective and sexual complementarity. Under no circumstances can they be approved.
2358 The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God's will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord's Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition.
2359 Homosexual persons are called to chastity. By the virtues of self-mastery that teach them inner freedom, at times by the support of disinterested friendship, by prayer and sacramental grace, they can and should gradually and resolutely approach Christian perfection.


Nothing like Christian love, is there.  These people are sick.  Sick, sick, SICK!  But we don't discriminate against them!  At least, not unjustly.  We just tell them they can never enjoy loving relationships and have to settle for "disinterested friendship".

Fark you, assholes.  All of you.  Anyone who defends the Church or claims to be a Catholic.  This is what you support.
 
2013-09-15 03:24:17 PM
This queen isn't very original, is he? Sodomy, abortion, destruction of family values, blah blah blah...

Busted with a hustler and an 8-ball of coke in 5...4...3...
 
2013-09-15 03:31:27 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: This queen isn't very original, is he? Sodomy, abortion, destruction of family values, blah blah blah...

Busted with a hustler and an 8-ball of coke Moved to another parish to cover up raping little boys in 5...4...3...


FTFY
 
2013-09-15 03:43:44 PM
These are a few of my favorite things!~~~
 
2013-09-15 03:55:42 PM
www.nashvillescene.com
 
2013-09-15 04:08:58 PM
Sodomy, Condoms and Porn...sounds like a fun night...or a great name for a band.
 
2013-09-15 04:13:45 PM
Thanks, Satan.
 
2013-09-15 04:56:19 PM
What the hell is "objective truth"?
 
2013-09-15 05:21:04 PM
And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...
 
2013-09-15 05:28:06 PM
Otherwise known as Friday night on Fark.
 
2013-09-15 05:28:40 PM
Foozball is the devil
 
2013-09-15 05:29:34 PM
Well to be fair condoms are the work of the devil.
 
2013-09-15 05:31:39 PM
While the Catholics suck the young boy's penis............ Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
2013-09-15 05:32:46 PM
The only way to win is to not play their game. "Not it!"

Aside from that, Catholicism really is my favorite cult. They have such pretty buildings.
 
2013-09-15 05:33:10 PM
So how many porn condoms for sodomy can I sign you up for?
 
2013-09-15 05:34:58 PM
FTA: Fornicators beware: sodomy, condoms and pornography are the work of the devil.
That's the message of a speech posted online last week by the Catholic Archbishop of St. Paul and Minnesota, John C. Niendstedt.


Next:  the Archbishop will add rum and the lash to the list.
 
2013-09-15 05:35:00 PM

baka-san: What the hell is "objective truth"?


Like the cake, it's a lie.
 
2013-09-15 05:36:00 PM
www.thegloss.com

/my my my... looks like someone repressed just a weeeee too much
 
2013-09-15 05:37:53 PM
and i'm wondering (aren't you?) just how wide their "stridently anti-gay stance" is...  wide enough, say, for a camel to pass through?

/OH MY!
 
2013-09-15 05:38:01 PM
why does anyone care what this pendejo thinks about anything?
 
2013-09-15 05:41:41 PM
the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.
 
2013-09-15 05:41:50 PM
*sigh*

The Catholic Church does some wonderful things regarding social justice, and they're at least consistent in their views on the sanctity of human life (unlike republicans) but every now and again they unleash a truly stupid spokesman. It usually looks a lot like this.
 
2013-09-15 05:42:09 PM
What are three things that I didn't put on the expense account from last week's trip?
 
2013-09-15 05:43:50 PM

speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.


He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.
 
2013-09-15 05:45:45 PM
Poopspasm: speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.


He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.


Offensive PR from the GodSquad, is all.. wait, you really bought the whole "torture for eternity" thing? Lol!

/First round of Pina Coladas on me
//Window Seat
 
2013-09-15 05:48:06 PM

Rann Xerox: FTA: Fornicators beware: sodomy, condoms and pornography are the work of the devil.
That's the message of a speech posted online last week by the Catholic Archbishop of St. Paul and Minnesota, John C. Niendstedt.

Next:  the Archbishop will add rum and the lash to the list.


Okay, Huffpost, let's review a little geography. Minnesota is the whole state. Minneapolis is the twin city to Saint Paul and the "other half" of the archdiocese.

/We now return to the regularly scheduled Farkery.
 
2013-09-15 05:48:41 PM
Don't worry, it won't be long until Pope Frank sends the guys with the Comfy Chair to adjust his attitude.
 
2013-09-15 05:49:12 PM
Well, I guess he just isn't Pope material.
 
2013-09-15 05:49:27 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...


...in ADDITION to sodomy, condoms, and porn?!?

Is there a sign-up sheet? I'm so in.
 
2013-09-15 05:52:11 PM
Sodomy, condoms and porn...is it time for the GOP convention already?
 
2013-09-15 05:52:28 PM
Lots of people don't like condoms in their gay porn but I'm surprised an archbishop would be this vocal about it.
 
2013-09-15 05:52:29 PM

Poopspasm: speckio45: the devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. God  wanted us to not eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thoughtless slaves for eternity, the the devil did us a favor and turned the tables with a single conversation.

also the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while god killed somewhere around 2.3 million

he understands human nature, but doesn't judge you for being human

he accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally and still the devil is the evil one? why?

because Satan is not our hero, he is a silent guardian a watchful protector

a Dark Knight.

He also puts your balls in a deep fryer for all eternity. So there's that.


Because he's the Adversary humanity deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll exorcise him. Because he can take it.
 
2013-09-15 05:55:00 PM
This Satan guy sounds like my kinda guy.
 
2013-09-15 05:55:46 PM
"I write to inform you that the teaching of the Catholic Church on homosexuality, as described in paragraphs 2357 and 2358 and 2359 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church is rooted in Scripture and based on the Natural Moral Law,"

Well, there's your problem...
 
2013-09-15 05:57:46 PM
I only look at those photos of hot, shirtless Jesus for my personal sexual gratification, and surely that doesn't count as porn.
 
2013-09-15 05:58:31 PM
Satan was invented by John Milton.  Maybe he needs to be worshiping a different God.
 
2013-09-15 06:07:30 PM
I'll fark my wife in the ass tonight, while watching porn, in honor of this guy but there is no chance in hell I'll be wearing a condom.
 
2013-09-15 06:16:36 PM
is this the homosexual-atheist circle-jerk thread?

ain't no cleaning them bed sheets, dude, they'll need burning
 
2013-09-15 06:18:24 PM

chitownmike: I'll fark my wife in the ass tonight, while watching porn, in honor of this guy but there is no chance in hell I'll be wearing a condom.


You could wear a condom like a shower cap and go for the magic number.
 
2013-09-15 06:21:30 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilization. The source of these machinations is none other than the Father of Lies.
 

Raping little kids still OK, though.


Nothing like a little immorality to justify immorality.  Add another one and keep farking that chicken.
 
2013-09-15 06:22:36 PM
It's hard for me to grasp that so many people are stupid enough to align themselves with beliefs such as are espoused by this asshole.

Are people REALLY that stupid?

It's mind-boggling.
 
2013-09-15 06:23:06 PM

clowncar on fire: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilization. The source of these machinations is none other than the Father of Lies.
 

Raping little kids still OK, though.

Nothing like a little immorality to justify immorality.  Add another one and keep farking that chicken.


But don't use a condom, 'cause that would be wrong.
 
2013-09-15 06:23:26 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...


And Dungeons and Dragons.  That's another one.
 
2013-09-15 06:23:46 PM
Minnesota Archbishop

Aaaand that's where I stopped reading.
 
2013-09-15 06:24:24 PM

clowncar on fire: Benevolent Misanthrope: Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilization. The source of these machinations is none other than the Father of Lies.
 

Raping little kids still OK, though.

Nothing like a little immorality to justify immorality.  Add another one and keep farking that chicken.


So you agree with him.  Good to know.

Now fark off.
 
2013-09-15 06:25:34 PM

eyeq360: Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...

And Dungeons and Dragons.  That's another one.


And the old Procter & Gamble symbol.

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2013-09-15 06:27:19 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: While the Catholics suck the young boy's penis............ Hmmmmmmmmmmm.


That's just it, condoms ruin the moment during fellatio.
 
2013-09-15 06:27:30 PM

fusillade762: eyeq360: Because People in power are Stupid: And motorcycles and rock and roll and blacks and nunchucks and chuck taylors and red hair and big boobs and ...

And Dungeons and Dragons.  That's another one.

And the old Procter & Gamble symbol.

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