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(The Local)   "Vanilla flavour, it has been established, is not only derived from the vanilla bean. It can also come from conifer trees, or indeed from the anal passage of a beaver"   (thelocal.se) divider line 130
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2013-09-15 12:07:06 PM
Every time I read that people like the taste or smell of something coming out of the backside of animal I wonder how intoxicated the first person was that thought it was a good idea to dig something of an animals arse and put it in their mouth. Rabbits feed themselves their poop but that is just because "God" made a design error.
 
2013-09-15 12:28:02 PM
edinburghexchanges.files.wordpress.com

"You want my WHAT to flavour what?!"
 
2013-09-15 12:31:49 PM
That explains why Reser Stadium always smells like vanilla near the end of the season.
 
2013-09-15 12:34:34 PM
"What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"

"Beaver anus"
 
2013-09-15 12:45:45 PM
Next they'll be telling us that pumpkin pie flavoring is derived from sewer rats.
 
2013-09-15 01:01:33 PM
Ah, castoreum. Thanks, Good Job Brain, for introducing me to anal beaver juice.
 
2013-09-15 01:05:01 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

You don't need to extract it from beaver butt. There's probably easier ways of getting it.
 
2013-09-15 01:12:54 PM
Now just feed them some glitter......
 
2013-09-15 01:29:30 PM
inflatableferret.com

VANILLAAAAAAAHHHHHH
 
2013-09-15 02:15:27 PM

Donnchadha: [upload.wikimedia.org image 180x196]

You don't need to extract it from beaver butt. There's probably easier ways of getting it.


I think the guys that do this are in it for the kicks, not the easier way.
 
2013-09-15 02:17:34 PM

thamike: [inflatableferret.com image 500x308]

VANILLAAAAAAAHHHHHH


Is Anus. It's ANUS! The joos did this!
 
2013-09-15 02:18:48 PM
If it's not proper vanilla, it might as well be beaver ass.
 
2013-09-15 02:19:16 PM
I could get a good look at a t bone by sticking my head up a bulls ass too.
 
2013-09-15 02:20:31 PM
You know, there are starving kids around the world who will never enjoy beaver anal secretions, so you better well appreciate it.
 
2013-09-15 02:20:49 PM

President Merkin Muffley: thamike: [inflatableferret.com image 500x308]

VANILLAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Is Anus. It's ANUS! The joos did this!


What's up sugarcones?
 
2013-09-15 02:22:12 PM
LOL,

This has been a conversation at work for weeks now.  Nobody is eating/drinking anything with "natural" vanilla or raspberry flavoring.
 
2013-09-15 02:24:58 PM
There's bound to be trouble, however when the vanilla hits the beaver's anus.
 
2013-09-15 02:25:07 PM
What a coincidence. Licking beaver is one of my favorite pastimes.
 
2013-09-15 02:28:53 PM
There's a shocker joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it.
 
2013-09-15 02:30:04 PM
I'm quite unsurprised.  the aldehyda Vanillin that vanilla contains is a very simple compound that can be made readily in the labratory, or for that matter in oak booze barrels as they are aged.  beavers chew on wood.  so maybe they have a similar chemical process going on in their gut.  I did not rtfa.
 
2013-09-15 02:32:10 PM
And pulp paper ...  by production from the waste if preparing wood pulp for the paper industry. By 1981, one plant in Ontario was producing nearly 60% of the lingin necessary for synthetic - artificial - vanilla.

/wood pulp
//making paper
 
2013-09-15 02:32:17 PM
Okay, so I'm farking a beaver up the ass, and, how do I get the vanilla again?
 
2013-09-15 02:33:35 PM
But what do they put in our toothpaste?
 
2013-09-15 02:35:45 PM

Enema Man: President Merkin Muffley: thamike: [inflatableferret.com image 500x308]

VANILLAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Is Anus. It's ANUS! The joos did this!

What's up sugarcones?


I give up. What *is* up the old sugarcone?
 
2013-09-15 02:37:53 PM
So indeed, the "Hershey Highway" is a bit of a misnomer.  It's not chocolate at all, but sweet, sweet vanilla.

/if you fark beavers.
 
2013-09-15 02:40:13 PM
It's like the kopi luwak of ice cream.
 
2013-09-15 02:41:22 PM

Fluid: If it's not proper vanilla, it might as well be beaver ass.


pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2013-09-15 02:42:23 PM
Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!
 
2013-09-15 02:44:59 PM
Damn near wrecked 'im.
 
2013-09-15 02:46:40 PM

haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!


I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee
 
2013-09-15 02:46:58 PM
Time to start scanning ingredients lists for "beaver anus".
 
2013-09-15 02:48:14 PM

litespeed74: LOL,

This has been a conversation at work for weeks now.  Nobody is eating/drinking anything with "natural" vanilla or raspberry flavoring.


www.vanillapods.net

1.bp.blogspot.com


braisedandconfused.com
 
2013-09-15 02:49:24 PM

Hector Remarkable: Okay, so I'm farking a beaver up the ass, and, how do I get the vanilla again?


Sounds like the invention of soft-serve to me.

Or Coffee-Mate.
 
2013-09-15 02:50:21 PM

loonatic112358: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee


"This vanilla latte tastes like ass, in more ways than one."
 
2013-09-15 02:50:59 PM

loonatic112358: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee


But you probably also don't see a big market for plain civet shiat coffee either, right?
 
2013-09-15 02:52:35 PM
Yeah, I call shenanigans.  Last time I heard this it was raspberry.  Or strawberry.

Granted, DNRTFA.  Didn't check Snopes either.
 
2013-09-15 02:52:42 PM

loonatic112358: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee


You have it all wrong.  It's "All natural, organically processed, free-range flavored vanilla coffee.  Modern flavors but from nature."  I even found a logo for the can!

i.imgur.com

Classy!
 
GBB
2013-09-15 02:59:28 PM

haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!


I'm beginning to suspect, based solely on the smell, that the coffee bar in the local mall has confused skunk with cat.
 
2013-09-15 02:59:48 PM
images.zap2it.com

100% natural.
 
2013-09-15 02:59:58 PM
Hey, you like vanilla right?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-15 03:00:26 PM

Hector Remarkable: Okay, so I'm farking a beaver up the ass, and, how do I get the vanilla again?


Fark an ass up the beaver.
 
2013-09-15 03:00:40 PM
Darn you Amos!  I was so close!
 
2013-09-15 03:00:54 PM

GBB: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm beginning to suspect, based solely on the smell, that the coffee bar in the local mall has confused skunk with cat.


Could you have confused the customers' body odor with the coffee?
 
2013-09-15 03:01:06 PM

brimed03: Yeah, I call shenanigans.  Last time I heard this it was raspberry.  Or strawberry.

Granted, DNRTFA.  Didn't check Snopes either.



The anal passage of the beaver is quite versatile.
 
2013-09-15 03:01:12 PM
I have confirmed these findings empirically.
 
2013-09-15 03:02:06 PM
It's not news, it's scat.

Also, POOP THREAD!
 
2013-09-15 03:02:13 PM

loonatic112358: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee


Starbucks will market it as a Wildlife Surprise Latte.
 
2013-09-15 03:03:40 PM
This has been debunked. Has to do with a mistranslation of "Castor oil" as being "oil from beavers" when it's really "oil from castor beans" ie ricin oil, meaning it's fully vegan.
 
2013-09-15 03:05:08 PM

loonatic112358: haolegirl: Somebody needs to cross this beaver with that cat that shiats coffee beans! I love flavored coffee!!!

I'm not seeing a huge market for beaver ass vanilla civet shiat coffee



Hipsters will eat anything before it becomes cool.
 
2013-09-15 03:05:59 PM
It's the finest of the flavors.
 
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