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2013-09-15 12:43:46 PM  
The Scots mumble every word to make it as incomprehensible as possible, except for one word.
 
2013-09-15 02:10:44 PM  
Hilarious.
 
2013-09-15 02:21:16 PM  
Feels the rabbit's pain:

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2013-09-15 02:23:35 PM  
That's Energizer.......not Duracell.
 
2013-09-15 02:26:02 PM  

LesserEvil: Feels the rabbit's pain:

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Should have posted Charlize, she's the one not smart enough to turn 90 degrees.
 
2013-09-15 02:38:40 PM  
Just shows how we Scots may be drunken berserkers, but we love animals.
I think they hit it at the end.
 
2013-09-15 02:53:07 PM  
Wolves in the grass.
 
2013-09-15 02:53:29 PM  
most of the other vids in CraigSPB28 channel are for the Saltcoats Protestant Boys FLute Band, based in North Ayrshire (near Glasgow).

Even in Scotland, Glaswegians are famous for about 50% of what they say to consist of swearing. Either they are stupid or non-discriminatory because words that elsewhere would apply to specific sexes (bastard, biatch, coont, etc.) are applied to both sexes.
 
2013-09-15 03:09:55 PM  
Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (
 
2013-09-15 03:34:25 PM  
Holy shiat I laughed wayy too hard
 
2013-09-15 03:35:45 PM  
"Hey son, that's not a rabbit, that's a hare"

"That's a coont, that's what it is!"
 
2013-09-15 03:37:48 PM  
Thlayli?
 
2013-09-15 03:47:55 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: The Scots mumble every word to make it as incomprehensible as possible, except for one word.


Eleven!
 
2013-09-15 03:59:10 PM  

Snapper Carr: rumpelstiltskin: The Scots mumble every word to make it as incomprehensible as possible, except for one word.

Eleven!


Thank you for that <3
 
2013-09-15 04:32:13 PM  
Sadly, I've had that happen with a fawn. The poor little bugger didn't know hitch way to run, so he just ran down the the road.
 
2013-09-15 05:05:02 PM  

ginandbacon: Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (


I wasn't sure about that either.

Did the bunny die at the end?
 
2013-09-15 05:12:53 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Thlayli?


I'm pretty sure it's  El-ahrairah leading a dangerous hrududu away from the warren to save his people.
 
2013-09-15 05:24:19 PM  

HairBolus: most of the other vids in CraigSPB28 channel are for the Saltcoats Protestant Boys FLute Band, based in North Ayrshire (near Glasgow).

Even in Scotland, Glaswegians are famous for about 50% of what they say to consist of swearing. Either they are stupid or non-discriminatory because words that elsewhere would apply to specific sexes (bastard, biatch, coont, etc.) are applied to both sexes.


Saltcoats is on the Firth of Clyde. I wouldn't consider it to be near Glasgow (and those weren't Glaswegian accents).
I used to like in Greenock, so I know.
'bastard' and 'coont' can be addressed to either sex. Not 'biatch'.
 
2013-09-15 06:18:28 PM  

danielscissorhands: ginandbacon: Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (

I wasn't sure about that either.

Did the bunny die at the end?


I'm so very worried about the wee bunny.
 
2013-09-15 06:24:19 PM  

Tillmaster: HairBolus: most of the other vids in CraigSPB28 channel are for the Saltcoats Protestant Boys FLute Band, based in North Ayrshire (near Glasgow).

Even in Scotland, Glaswegians are famous for about 50% of what they say to consist of swearing. Either they are stupid or non-discriminatory because words that elsewhere would apply to specific sexes (bastard, biatch, coont, etc.) are applied to both sexes.

Saltcoats is on the Firth of Clyde. I wouldn't consider it to be near Glasgow (and those weren't Glaswegian accents).
I used to like in Greenock, so I know.
'bastard' and 'coont' can be addressed to either sex. Not 'biatch'.


Its 30 miles from Glasgow to Saltcoats. Is that not considered near?

Denise Mina is from Glasgow, sets her novels there, and they are full of swearing. "Resolution: A Novel of Crime" contains the line: "'fark off, Joe,' she snapped. 'You're a cheeky biatch.' "
 
2013-09-15 07:38:18 PM  
Good time to have a Holy Handgrenade.
 
2013-09-15 08:33:06 PM  
Da poor wee beastie

Away wit you

/can't wait to show that to co-workers with Scottish relatives.
 
2013-09-15 09:09:53 PM  

ginandbacon: danielscissorhands: ginandbacon: Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (

I wasn't sure about that either.

Did the bunny die at the end?

I'm so very worried about the wee bunny.


I reckon it got proper farked.
 
2013-09-15 09:13:25 PM  

HairBolus: Tillmaster: HairBolus: most of the other vids in CraigSPB28 channel are for the Saltcoats Protestant Boys FLute Band, based in North Ayrshire (near Glasgow).

Even in Scotland, Glaswegians are famous for about 50% of what they say to consist of swearing. Either they are stupid or non-discriminatory because words that elsewhere would apply to specific sexes (bastard, biatch, coont, etc.) are applied to both sexes.

Saltcoats is on the Firth of Clyde. I wouldn't consider it to be near Glasgow (and those weren't Glaswegian accents).
I used to like in Greenock, so I know.
'bastard' and 'coont' can be addressed to either sex. Not 'biatch'.

Its 30 miles from Glasgow to Saltcoats. Is that not considered near?

Denise Mina is from Glasgow, sets her novels there, and they are full of swearing. "Resolution: A Novel of Crime" contains the line: "'fark off, Joe,' she snapped. 'You're a cheeky biatch.' "


30 miles? No, not really.
Was Joe gay, by any chance?
 
2013-09-15 09:15:10 PM  

Mattyb710: ginandbacon: danielscissorhands: ginandbacon: Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (

I wasn't sure about that either.

Did the bunny die at the end?

I'm so very worried about the wee bunny.

I reckon it got proper farked.


Do ye like dags?
 
2013-09-15 09:17:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: rumpelstiltskin: The Scots mumble every word to make it as incomprehensible as possible, except for one word.

Eleven!


They are right about speech recognizers having a problem with Scottish English. Here is the YouTube/Google automatic transcript which may have only gotten 7 words right.

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2013-09-15 09:31:35 PM  

Tillmaster: Its 30 miles from Glasgow to Saltcoats. Is that not considered near?

30 miles? No, not really.


What part of google maps driving instructions are you unable to understand?
 
2013-09-15 09:41:00 PM  
Its like people see vertical videos on line and think that's how they're supposed to be.
 
2013-09-15 10:03:00 PM  
Was it a march hare?
 
2013-09-15 10:35:59 PM  

HairBolus: Tillmaster: Its 30 miles from Glasgow to Saltcoats. Is that not considered near?

30 miles? No, not really.

What part of google maps driving instructions are you unable to understand?


I think he means 30 miles isn't considered "near."

It takes a surprisingly long time to drive 30 miles in Scotland, what with the rabbits and all.
 
2013-09-15 11:13:50 PM  

danielscissorhands: ginandbacon: Did the wee bunny die? It did die didn't it : (

I wasn't sure about that either.

Did the bunny die at the end?


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I reckon the hare gets farked.
 
2013-09-15 11:15:41 PM  
www.macknzie.net
 
2013-09-15 11:16:39 PM  
terrymalloyspigeoncoop.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-16 01:06:09 AM  
Oh, for Fark's sake!
 
2013-09-16 07:26:50 AM  
"(language is Not safe for work)"

Correction: Language not safe for ears.

"The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears!"
 
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