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(New York Daily News)   New pot strain named for Peyton Manning. High said to be euphoric and energetic, but doesn't quite get you all the way there   (m.nydailynews.com) divider line 50
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2013-09-15 10:22:38 AM  
So it's a super bowl?
 
2013-09-15 10:24:50 AM  
Shouldn't it be called Dan Marino then?

Peyton's got a ring and will most likely have another next February.
 
2013-09-15 10:36:12 AM  

Cymbal: Shouldn't it be called Dan Marino then?

Peyton's got a ring and will most likely have another next February.


It's hard to come up with a downside with Manning, so I went to his college reputation.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:00 AM  
Smoked it. Does not live up to the name
 
2013-09-15 10:39:19 AM  
After toking, do you end up with Manning face? That doesn't sound good.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:43 AM  

duke3522: Smoked it. Does not live up to the name


The player or the weed, cause it could go either way.
 
2013-09-15 10:39:54 AM  

Cymbal: Shouldn't it be called Dan Marino then?

Peyton's got a ring and will most likely have another next February.


The same was said this time last year. And the year before that, and the year before that...
 
2013-09-15 10:49:57 AM  

machodonkeywrestler: duke3522: Smoked it. Does not live up to the name

The player or the weed, cause it could go either way.


If it had been the player I'd be spending his money in Vegas instead of on Fark today.

Like a friend of mine said, somebody grew a bunch of mediocre weed, slapped a cool name on it, and is hoping the weed tourists won't know they're being ripped off.
 
2013-09-15 10:51:40 AM  
What about Elway?

Its an older strain, smells like a used car, and doesn't do much until the bowl is half cashed.
 
2013-09-15 10:53:38 AM  

machodonkeywrestler: duke3522: Smoked it. Does not live up to the name

The player or the weed, cause it could go either way.


Is it a hybrid? Does it have a little brother strain that isn't quite as good but somehow wins more?
 
2013-09-15 11:03:22 AM  

Tenga: Cymbal: Shouldn't it be called Dan Marino then?

Peyton's got a ring and will most likely have another next February.

It's hard to come up with a downside with Manning, so I went to his college reputation.


You need to grab a dimebag of Tee Martin to actually get the full buzz.
 
2013-09-15 11:04:41 AM  
The Eli Manning herb tastes a lot more like victory.
 
2013-09-15 11:05:38 AM  
Sanchez: Harsh, smells like burnt dirt, and severely affects motor function.
 
2013-09-15 11:07:09 AM  
Think I had some Tebowl last night, it had me on my knees
 
2013-09-15 11:17:18 AM  
I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Payton Manning did not really endorse this product.
 
2013-09-15 11:17:28 AM  

The_Sponge: The Eli Manning herb tastes a lot more like victory.


And it makes Massholes cry.
 
2013-09-15 11:19:21 AM  

duke3522: machodonkeywrestler: duke3522: Smoked it. Does not live up to the name

The player or the weed, cause it could go either way.

If it had been the player I'd be spending his money in Vegas instead of on Fark today.

Like a friend of mine said, somebody grew a bunch of mediocre weed, slapped a cool name on it, and is hoping the weed tourists won't know they're being ripped off.

t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-15 11:20:51 AM  

CavalierEternal: The_Sponge: The Eli Manning herb tastes a lot more like victory.

And it makes Massholes cry.



I LOL'd.
 
2013-09-15 11:22:15 AM  

Tenga: Sanchez: Harsh, smells like burnt dirt, and severely affects motor function.



Smells like somebody's ass that you just head-butted.
 
2013-09-15 11:24:09 AM  
Aaron Hernandez:  It will make you do some crazy shiat.
 
2013-09-15 11:25:55 AM  
It's your Sunday morning Fark Football thre...wait, what were we talking about? Anyone have some Oreos?
 
2013-09-15 11:32:36 AM  

The_Sponge: Aaron Hernandez:  It will make you do some crazy shiat.


They already have a name for that and it's called PCP.
 
2013-09-15 11:34:03 AM  

The_Sponge: Aaron Hernandez:  It will make you do some crazy shiat.


Some people claim it's laced with PCP
 
2013-09-15 11:34:46 AM  

The_Sponge: Aaron Hernandez:  It will make you do some crazy shiat.


yo take it easy man, that's angel dust homes.

/fark hector
 
2013-09-15 11:45:39 AM  
My girlfriend just said that it should have been named after me.

/she's a biatch
 
2013-09-15 11:49:45 AM  
Do you guys actually sit around and talk about your pot like that? "Ooohhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah, it's like........buzzy, but with a distinct thoughtful undertone. My brain is activated, but my body is relaxed and euphoric."

Cuz, I'm warning you, if I smoke pot with you and you start talking like that, I'm going to laugh at you and it won't have anything to do with the pot.
 
2013-09-15 11:56:28 AM  
Matt Simms: It's not your first or second choice but ends up being better than anything you've had in two decades.
 
2013-09-15 11:57:32 AM  

cryinoutloud: Do you guys actually sit around and talk about your pot like that? "Ooohhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah, it's like........buzzy, but with a distinct thoughtful undertone. My brain is activated, but my body is relaxed and euphoric."

Cuz, I'm warning you, if I smoke pot with you and you start talking like that, I'm going to laugh at you and it won't have anything to do with the pot.



Enjoy your giggles.
 
2013-09-15 12:01:31 PM  

cryinoutloud: Do you guys actually sit around and talk about your pot like that? "Ooohhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah, it's like........buzzy, but with a distinct thoughtful undertone. My brain is activated, but my body is relaxed and euphoric."

Cuz, I'm warning you, if I smoke pot with you and you start talking like that, I'm going to laugh at you and it won't have anything to do with the pot.


It all tastes the same out of a Phillies Blunt amirite?
 
2013-09-15 12:07:16 PM  
I think we should name a Canadian strain of pot for Preston Manning, leader of the Right Wing Reform Party and descendant of Rev. Bill Manning the clergyman and funny money Social Credit loon, a former Premier of Alberta. I can't hear about about the other one without thinking about him any way.

And what the Hell is the deal with Jesse James? There can be only one as far as I'm concerned. There's the real Jesse James and then there's this guy. WTF?
 
2013-09-15 12:09:24 PM  
It also grows your forehead three inches taller.
 
2013-09-15 12:09:46 PM  

cryinoutloud: Do you guys actually sit around and talk about your pot like that? "Ooohhhhh, yeeeeaaaaaah, it's like........buzzy, but with a distinct thoughtful undertone. My brain is activated, but my body is relaxed and euphoric."


if they didn't, how would we have ever been able to learn the differences between indica and sativa? it's for SCIENCE

/i bet next you are going to laugh at them for separating the plants based on sex...
 
2013-09-15 12:23:55 PM  
Russell Wilson:  Makes you finish each sentence with "Go Hawks."\\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kWvlglt5b0&feature=player_detailpag e# t=21
 
2013-09-15 12:29:13 PM  

The_Sponge: Russell Wilson:  Makes you finish each sentence with "Go Hawks."


i think that is a common problem for stoner jocks
 
2013-09-15 12:30:36 PM  

CipollinaFan: I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Payton Manning did not really endorse this product.


I dunno.  It seems like Peyton Manning will endorse anything.
 
2013-09-15 12:43:08 PM  

Rapmaster2000: CipollinaFan: I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Payton Manning did not really endorse this product.

I dunno.  It seems like Peyton Manning will endorse anything.


Like nasty ass pizza.
 
2013-09-15 12:52:55 PM  

Bathysphere: Rapmaster2000: CipollinaFan: I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Payton Manning did not really endorse this product.

I dunno.  It seems like Peyton Manning will endorse anything.

Like nasty ass pizza.


...that you will devour after smoking...
 
2013-09-15 12:53:35 PM  
The Jim Kelly.  Four bowls and still nothing.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:04 PM  
Philip Rivers: Won't take you anywhere, but gives you a goofy face anyway.
 
2013-09-15 01:21:20 PM  

divgradcurl: f they didn't, how would we have ever been able to learn the differences between indica and sativa? it's for SCIENCE
/i bet next you are going to laugh at them for separating the plants based on sex...


I don't inquire into the sex lives of my pot plants. It's between them and their partner. What are you, some kind of homophobopothead?
 
2013-09-15 01:28:24 PM  

schemy: The Jim Kelly.  Four bowls and still nothing.


This is the kind of response I come to FARK for. Excellent!
 
2013-09-15 01:34:31 PM  

Ghost Roach: Think I had some Tebowl last night, it had me on my knees


Tebowl is actually just oregano, dude, grown by a pastor.
 
2013-09-15 02:37:55 PM  
The Tebow: Bunch of hype but doesn't deliver, yet has a cult following that says it is still the best ever. Other say that it would be better suited as the wrapping paper.
 
2013-09-15 03:20:31 PM  
How about some Peyote Manning?
 
2013-09-15 04:58:44 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: How about some Peyote Manning?


You can't do that if you're wearing Drugless Pads.
 
2013-09-15 06:32:09 PM  
Just wondering, is Manningface a side effect?
 
2013-09-15 10:59:15 PM  
The Steve McNair: Feels like a shot to the head

The Tom Brady: First three bowls are awesome. However the quality decreases with each additional bowl. The weed also makes you exceptionally paranoid, you feel like someone is filming you all the time.
 
2013-09-15 11:23:42 PM  

Tenga: Cymbal: Shouldn't it be called Dan Marino then?
Peyton's got a ring and will most likely have another next February.

It's hard to come up with a downside with Manning, so I went to his college reputation.


Yeah, because he never chokes in the NFL.

/poutin manning
 
2013-09-16 09:35:04 AM  
Nate Newton laughs from his mountain (of weed)
 
2013-09-16 10:25:47 AM  
Reggie Bush Kudh not available for comment
 
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