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(NFL)   Who's the best in the NFC West? Will anyone watch the Jacksonville vs. Oakland game in the battle for the first pick in the 2014 draft? Will Peyton maintain his pace of 116 TDs against his brother Eli? It's your Sunday NFL discussion thread   (nfl.com) divider line 142
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2013-09-15 06:28:04 PM
3 votes:

Bunny Deville: Oh my god. The Jags HAVE to learn to protect the quarterback. This is getting goddamned ridiculous.


sports-memes.com
2013-09-15 04:54:59 PM
3 votes:
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
2013-09-15 03:54:59 PM
3 votes:
took a nap but im awake now

i.qkme.me
2013-09-16 01:19:53 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-16 12:10:05 AM
2 votes:
I haven't seen something hit that hard by a Sherman since Atlanta burned to the ground
2013-09-15 10:49:04 PM
2 votes:

knbber2: That hump day commercial is actually pretty good.


My wife loves it.  So on Wednesday I asked her if she knew what day it was.  Of course, she answered, "Hump Da-a-a-a-y!"  To which I replied, "Oh my God, it's 9/11.  What's the matter with you?"  So now I'm the asshole for making her feel bad.
2013-09-15 10:30:08 PM
2 votes:
Like Kaepernick's real parents, he abandoned that ball.
paj
2013-09-15 09:34:09 PM
2 votes:
gifs.gifbin.com
2013-09-15 08:10:41 PM
2 votes:
scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-09-15 06:10:59 PM
2 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 05:36:18 PM
2 votes:

puffy999: If I somehow won a $400m lottery jackpot (which I won't since I don't buy tickets), I'd name a stadium for a year. And I'd make it count.


"Manningface Stadium, brought to you by Ed Hochuli's biceps."
2013-09-15 05:17:04 PM
2 votes:
Ten minutes 'till the Saints game resumes!!!

giantgag.com
2013-09-15 05:00:12 PM
2 votes:

Bunny Deville: Maybe I should just order a pitcher right now.


Wrong sport. You should order a quarterback, a receiver, and an entire offensive and defensive line.
2013-09-15 04:15:09 PM
2 votes:
scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-09-15 04:01:01 PM
2 votes:

Harv72b: Weeden taken to the locker room for some reason. .


Ever see the end of Old Yeller?
2013-09-15 03:58:56 PM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-09-15 03:50:15 PM
2 votes:

eddievercetti: My game is now balls.


si0.twimg.com
2013-09-15 03:20:07 PM
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-09-15 03:16:35 PM
2 votes:

eddievercetti: Our game is now aliens.


memecrunch.com
2013-09-15 01:08:36 PM
2 votes:
Final score Vikes- Bears: 419-425
2013-09-15 12:52:07 PM
2 votes:
They simplified the offense for Ponder this week.

sphotos-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-09-15 12:41:28 PM
2 votes:

JosephFinn: Is it wrong to pray for that State Farm plane to crash?


No. Not at all. It's insured.
2013-09-15 12:38:22 PM
2 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll post my Steelers picture tomorrow before they win, but for now I hope the allegedly new-and-improved Brownies stick it to the Ratbirds. The AFC North is troll central this year.


img.photobucket.com

I wish I could say CLE defeats BAL, and PIT defeats CIN, but neither of those are gonna happen. We got a tough game tomorrow.
2013-09-15 12:29:46 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-16 01:16:11 AM
1 votes:

my lip balm addiction: Seahawks have given up only 10 points in 2 weeks and we face the Jags next? Clean sheet!


The team that couldn't find the endzone against the vaunted Raiders defense?  Seattle's only worry should be if their defense feels too bored to care.
2013-09-16 01:03:00 AM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-09-16 12:57:32 AM
1 votes:
Oh, how about those SheHawks Anthony Dixon?! Lol
2013-09-16 12:42:42 AM
1 votes:
holy hell, Seahawks have the Jags at home next weeks.
that will be an interesting spread
2013-09-16 12:24:02 AM
1 votes:

Kenny B: People, people. Let's concentrate on what is really important here.
2-0

[i949.photobucket.com image 140x140]


Yeah, I'm sure Kaepernick's glad his team is winning.
2013-09-16 12:20:20 AM
1 votes:
You have a flag - You have a flag - Oprah.jpg
2013-09-16 12:19:56 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-16 12:17:51 AM
1 votes:
I was just about to turn the TV off and go to bed and then I saw that guy in the stands with the green body paint and the crazy eyes, and now I am scared.
2013-09-16 12:17:25 AM
1 votes:
Saints Bears and Seahawks will be the only undefeated NFC teams after tonight.


Therefore Saints will drop two places in the ESPN power rankings
2013-09-16 12:16:37 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Anquan Boldin looks like Avon Barksdale.
2013-09-16 12:08:10 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-16 12:05:32 AM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Wonder if Revis still thinks he's the best.


Revis has been unfocused this year. He should really take something for that issue.
2013-09-16 12:04:49 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-16 12:04:46 AM
1 votes:

robsul82: Even the GANG MEMBERS respected his dear mama.


That reminds of this great story Tom Hanks told about Michael Clarke Duncan and his memorial service

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsQhB4tJRxw
(3 min video, worth a watch)
2013-09-16 12:01:53 AM
1 votes:
predicted ESPN power rankings:

1. Seahawks.
2. Broncos.
3. Patriots.

;)
2013-09-15 11:59:08 PM
1 votes:
I like this, opponent in FarkF league has Kaep, I have SEA DST.
2013-09-15 11:58:49 PM
1 votes:
New proposal: Any touchdown dance more involved than spiking the ball or tossing it into the crowd post-haste may be penalized as taunting, but only if at least two members of the opposing team go up to the referee, helmets off, and say "He hurt my feelings!"
2013-09-15 11:54:47 PM
1 votes:

usernameguy: Now, how is that not taunting?


Oh give me a break.  "Personal foul, illegal walking.  15 yard penalty, repeat 2nd down."
2013-09-15 11:50:53 PM
1 votes:
Walked in on that one
2013-09-15 11:50:49 PM
1 votes:
Skittle-LOL
2013-09-15 11:24:40 PM
1 votes:
Touchdown, Seattle!

s3.favim.com
2013-09-15 11:19:29 PM
1 votes:

Linkster: eddievercetti: Russ is deaf?

WHAT?


i948.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 10:55:21 PM
1 votes:
This has been a sad strange little game. You have my pity.
2013-09-15 10:34:32 PM
1 votes:
Mariners 5
Giants 0
2013-09-15 10:32:24 PM
1 votes:
That was a tight little hole he tried to squeeze that one into

/really Chris?
2013-09-15 10:32:09 PM
1 votes:
Read-Option FREE SHOT on Wilson
2013-09-15 10:32:04 PM
1 votes:
So that's precisely the type of hit that Jim Harbaugh was upset they would allow against his quarterback last week, right?
2013-09-15 10:18:13 PM
1 votes:
Straight from Al Michaels mouth: Chris Collinsworth knows sacks.
2013-09-15 09:13:58 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-15 09:08:28 PM
1 votes:

tollbooth_willy: Bunny Deville: Lightning in Seattle. That is kinda weird. Well. Shall we play a game to pass the time?

I'd like to suggest a nice game of global thermo-nuclear war.


nvmac: Bunny Deville: Lightning in Seattle. That is kinda weird. Well. Shall we play a game to pass the time?

Global Thermonuclear War?


Well,  that's an unsettling simulpost.
2013-09-15 09:03:16 PM
1 votes:
Wait, how can the score be final already?

Oh, it's a flag. It's all so confusing.
2013-09-15 08:58:37 PM
1 votes:
seattle: the vuvuzelas of the nfl
2013-09-15 08:54:14 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: bionicjoe: AliceBToklasLives: bionicjoe: Was that Nirvana after the Kaepernaception?

Al Michaels?  Is that you?

Kids making noise at the time. I couldn't hear.

Then I take it back.

/And up my lithium


www.sundriesshack.com
2013-09-15 08:24:26 PM
1 votes:
Taylor Swift's not bad, but I miss Hooker Boots. :-(
2013-09-15 07:44:39 PM
1 votes:
I used to wonder what Delhomme could be, until you all shared its 66.7 with me!
2013-09-15 07:39:14 PM
1 votes:
TWO MINUTE WARNING!

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 07:28:21 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: congratulations, eli. add another garbage time TD to your stats.


You can't spell "Elite" without "Eli."

/of course, you can't spell "he licks donkey taint" without it, either
2013-09-15 07:28:17 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-15 07:23:42 PM
1 votes:
Statler: There's something wrong with the Jaguars/Raiders game.
Waldorf: What's that?
Statler: It's on.
2013-09-15 07:22:09 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: Do the Raiders have sections of their stadium tarped off, too? How come no one over gives THEM any shiat for it?


Because the Raiders are already in California.
2013-09-15 07:20:24 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: Seriously, this may be the worst graphics idea since the FoxTrax glowing puck.


Why must you bring that up?  My eye just stopped twitching a couple of years ago and I completely shut it out of my memory.
2013-09-15 07:18:54 PM
1 votes:
Eliception!
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-09-15 07:16:04 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Waldorf: Hey, what's all the commotion about?
Statler: Bunny ran away!
Waldorf: Well, you know what that makes her.
Statler & Waldorf: Smarter than us!


It's like a train wreck, I can't look away now.
2013-09-15 07:15:07 PM
1 votes:
Waldorf: Hey, what's all the commotion about?
Statler: Bunny ran away!
Waldorf: Well, you know what that makes her.
Statler & Waldorf: Smarter than us!
2013-09-15 07:13:53 PM
1 votes:
Waldorf: Bravo, bravo!
Statler: Why are you yelling bravo? Did you like the Cards game that much?
Waldorf: Nope; friend of mine, Joe Bravo, he's sitting in the front row. Bravo!
2013-09-15 07:06:39 PM
1 votes:
Stay on the bench, Peyton.  Take a load off.  Let the special teams score for you.
2013-09-15 07:04:35 PM
1 votes:
www.totalprosports.com
The 1st place Chicago Bears!
2013-09-15 07:01:58 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2013-09-15 06:58:30 PM
1 votes:
HENNE. DO NOT THROW TO THE RAIDERS.
2013-09-15 06:52:39 PM
1 votes:
Free to good home, one used Heisman trophy winner from Bama. Inquire at Metrairie LA
2013-09-15 06:37:48 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: God, I'd love to take a shiat in Greg Schiano's mouth. He looks like the biggest asshole in the world. Just...a giant asshole where a normal human's face should be.


You'd want to shiat in an asshole?  I can see if his face looked like a toilet, you'd want to shiat in it.  But if it looks like an asshole, you just want to turn away when he coughs.
2013-09-15 06:36:00 PM
1 votes:
God, I'd love to take a shiat in Greg Schiano's mouth. He looks like the biggest asshole in the world. Just...a giant asshole where a normal human's face should be.
2013-09-15 06:35:47 PM
1 votes:
!? !??!?!?!?!?
dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-09-15 06:34:45 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Jimmy Graham will have 200 yards receiving


Except now he thinks he is batman
2013-09-15 06:30:11 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: kronicfeld: You guys I'm still worried about that girl at the Broncos game

The producers wouldn't introduce that plot without following up.

/in a related matter, the 'real' flag yellow is less yellow than the 'final' yellow


I just tweeted @CBSsports that it's annoying as hell.
2013-09-15 06:22:54 PM
1 votes:
TOUCHDOWN PEY WEI!

www.dtvusaforum.com
2013-09-15 06:12:49 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: eddievercetti: kronicfeld: mooseyfate: Breesus is allowed one resurrection. Time to use it.

Does that mean he's going to be replaced with David Tennant?

No, Matt Smith.

No, Peter Capaldi.

No, Colin Baker


static.tumblr.com

"HIIIIKE!"
2013-09-15 06:12:18 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: I can't help staring at her huge mole *__*

* __.*


FTFY
2013-09-15 06:11:55 PM
1 votes:
Holy sh*t. Patrick Peterson is now going to be the starting quarterback, cornerback, receiver and head coach.
2013-09-15 06:10:44 PM
1 votes:
What the hell.....is that a real commercial with them??
2013-09-15 06:05:14 PM
1 votes:
Palmerception for TD. NO ME GUSTA
2013-09-15 05:54:16 PM
1 votes:

Dinobot: Broncos' secondary is apparently asleep. And someone covered the Broncos' receivers with butter


Well, Andy Reid is in the AFC West now.
2013-09-15 05:48:55 PM
1 votes:
It's good!

10-9 DEN

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 05:44:14 PM
1 votes:

picodenico: Got the Corned Beef cooking, and Reubens on for later.

Yeah buddy.


That's a horrible name for a stadium.
2013-09-15 05:43:05 PM
1 votes:
I didn't realize Peyton and Eli were brothers
2013-09-15 05:40:03 PM
1 votes:

snake_beater: W.C.fields forever: I swear they said Eating Nachos all over the place.Anybody else hear that earlier.

I heard "Ian Nachos".


Alls I know is next time I'm eating nachos it will be all over the place.
Reminds me of my fav defensive player.Human urine.
2013-09-15 05:39:12 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: puffy999: If I somehow won a $400m lottery jackpot (which I won't since I don't buy tickets), I'd name a stadium for a year. And I'd make it count.

In-thread contest, commence!

The Rainbow Periwinkle Gay Love Stadium


The Provincetown Bears Masturbatorium.
2013-09-15 05:38:18 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: puffy999: If I somehow won a $400m lottery jackpot (which I won't since I don't buy tickets), I'd name a stadium for a year. And I'd make it count.

In-thread contest, commence!

The Rainbow Periwinkle Gay Love Stadium


Buttfumble Coliseum?
2013-09-15 05:37:20 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: If I somehow won a $400m lottery jackpot (which I won't since I don't buy tickets), I'd name a stadium for a year. And I'd make it count.


In-thread contest, commence!

The Rainbow Periwinkle Gay Love Stadium
2013-09-15 05:33:04 PM
1 votes:
Is anyone watching DET-ARZ so we can post something else other than Bunnies and Ponies?
2013-09-15 05:21:54 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: Bunny Deville: I swear to god, when I get home tonight I'm gonna make a new bunny pic, and all it will say is GODDAMNIT EDDIE

Consider it done


:::dying laughing::: thank you!
2013-09-15 05:21:08 PM
1 votes:

Bunny Deville: I swear to god, when I get home tonight I'm gonna make a new bunny pic, and all it will say is GODDAMNIT EDDIE


Consider it done

i.imgur.com
2013-09-15 05:16:22 PM
1 votes:

puffy999: If he was grabbing the bone in the back of his hand, that's bad.


HANDBONE HANDBONE

/twangs jew's harp
2013-09-15 05:06:04 PM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com

sorry bvd if she's here
2013-09-15 04:49:29 PM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: and I've got codeine cough syrup, which makes me feel like I can fly. O.O


Then you can be DirectTV's most powerful NFL fan!!!!
2013-09-15 04:49:10 PM
1 votes:

4NSpy: Do the Jags helmets change colour in the heat?


That would be cool & a good thing. 
This is Jacksonville. So they're just a horrible decision.

Two-tone colors:
Gold Level Failure with Abandon Hope Black
2013-09-15 04:37:04 PM
1 votes:
"Hello is this Harvard Rugland? This is Texans Coach Gary Kubiak, listen I'm looking for a new kicker..."
2013-09-15 04:30:28 PM
1 votes:
So....the key to icing the kicker is to do it 4 times apparently.  Lol
2013-09-15 04:30:14 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: How many field goal attempts is this going to take?


All of them.
2013-09-15 04:22:14 PM
1 votes:

HotWingAgenda: Goddammit, Panther. You were my safe survival pick this week.


Read that sentence again.  Think about what you just said.  The Panthers were your "safe" survival pick this week.

Now, give me a minimum of 1000 words on how dumb that statement was.  I'm sure you'll find that requirement easy to meet.
2013-09-15 04:08:04 PM
1 votes:
jay cutler... hes smoooookin'

31.media.tumblr.com
2013-09-15 04:07:16 PM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com

TD BEARS!
2013-09-15 04:07:12 PM
1 votes:

SomebodyElsesShoes: Alright, time for the Phillip Rivers Express Train!


evansheline.com
2013-09-15 04:04:13 PM
1 votes:
Clock management issues in KC. 
Didn't see that coming.
2013-09-15 04:01:43 PM
1 votes:
That's not rain, it's Cutler's tears.
2013-09-15 03:52:06 PM
1 votes:
DEFENSIVE HOLDING!

COWS KEEP THE BALL!

i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 03:49:17 PM
1 votes:
Does Romo own this offense or what? He owns it. He has ownership of this offense. Ownership is his
2013-09-15 03:40:16 PM
1 votes:

Sunrazor: I'd like to see the person that could beat Andy Reid in a turnover eating battle.


That person would likely block out the sun and therefore be impossible to see.
2013-09-15 03:32:04 PM
1 votes:

VTGremlin: Why. in the fark. Is Carolina running the wildcat.


Panthers are wild cats.  Duh!
2013-09-15 03:31:38 PM
1 votes:
I'm blaming Tony Romo for this. Regardless of what "this" might be.

/Was tempted to draft him 1st round in Di's league and bench him for the entire season.
2013-09-15 03:30:03 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: I wonder what size that shirt Andy Reid is wearing is. XXXXL?


i.qkme.me
2013-09-15 03:26:22 PM
1 votes:
wow the Titans offensive is giving me nightmare deja vu of last year, just completely unwatchable trash
2013-09-15 03:23:14 PM
1 votes:
4th and 4 and the Browns go for it -- for a 3 yard gain...   This team is stupid.
2013-09-15 03:03:57 PM
1 votes:
DeSean runs it all the way into the end zone!

But there's an illegal formation!  NO TD!
2013-09-15 03:01:47 PM
1 votes:
Vick overthrows Jackson by a Favre and a half.
2013-09-15 02:57:02 PM
1 votes:
*shows video of ambulance*

*Ambulance hits speed bump*

*Ambulance doors fly open and stretcher with Malcolm Floyd rolls out*

""Yakety Sax" plays as EMTs run after the stretcher*

*stretcher snags hot girl's dress and pulls it off, prompting the EMTs to stop and stare at her before running after the stretcher*
2013-09-15 02:54:52 PM
1 votes:

Gosling: I think we're one or two touchdowns away from Seneca Wallace.


I wonder what happens if all the QBs get injured.

Do they bring in another position player to play QB, like in baseball where a position player pitches after the bullpen is used up?
2013-09-15 02:48:11 PM
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: Dez  Bryant is abusing Brandon Flowers.


The guy from the Killers?
2013-09-15 02:35:48 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Apparently the Bears and Vikings have been derping so hard, they accidentally the feed.


The whole thing?
2013-09-15 02:30:20 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: FOX has become 1930s football in Chicago.


well, Ponder hasn't yet discovered the forward pass
2013-09-15 02:29:08 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: Apparently the Bears and Vikings have been derping so hard, they accidentally the feed.


The satellite couldn't handle that much suck at once.
2013-09-15 02:17:27 PM
1 votes:
That Calvin Klein commercial was as gay as San Fran on Gay Pride day.
2013-09-15 02:16:59 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Like an abortion Ponder needs to go!


What are you talking about?  He just threw a touchdown pass!

/Sort of.
2013-09-15 02:13:20 PM
1 votes:
Vikings games might be the most fun games to watch... as long as you're not a Vikings fan.  If you are, get a Life Alert.
2013-09-15 02:11:01 PM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Reid is gonna get Smith killed dead


He signed with the Chiefs, he knew what he was getting into, I say let him get sacked
2013-09-15 02:06:16 PM
1 votes:
Hey, look!  Antonio Gates is back!  And he brought you fantasy points for the first time since 2010!
2013-09-15 02:03:33 PM
1 votes:

Aezetyr: I am going to go out on a limb, and say RGIII is not good.


He's a Theismann Trophy winner, sir! Show some respect! >:-(
2013-09-15 01:38:43 PM
1 votes:
No Call of Duty, I'm done with you.
2013-09-15 01:26:53 PM
1 votes:
Any game becomes more watchable when it's not shoepisser and concussionboy doing the commentating.
2013-09-15 01:26:44 PM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Don't talk like that, it's just been a tough few years. We will be back to dominance as soon as Peyton leaves the division.


It's been a tough couple decades, man.
2013-09-15 01:20:11 PM
1 votes:
kendall wright with the lamest celebration i've ever seen
2013-09-15 12:49:07 PM
1 votes:
Hey guys I see we're posting pictures.  I have something too.

ME AND BUNNY PRESENT LAST WEEK'S FAIL

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com


hope you enjoy, sorry Charger fans.  I actually like you guys.

Links to images here:
http://imgur.com/g1ufejp
http://imgur.com/QJyHwMK
2013-09-15 12:44:11 PM
1 votes:

CipollinaFan: Harv72b: By the way, just noticed this: Subby, you suck at math.

What do you mean? Payton threw 7 and 1/4 touchdowns last Thursday.


Naw. Peyton will throw 4 bonus TD's in the Bye Week, because he's Peyton Farking Manning.
2013-09-15 12:43:09 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us

GO LIONS
2013-09-15 12:00:02 PM
1 votes:
Whoops, meant to post this in the Impact Wrestling thread.
2013-09-15 11:59:27 AM
1 votes:
No one cares.  Nobody watches this garbage and they're going to be bankrupt by the end of the year.
2013-09-15 11:08:30 AM
1 votes:
Forgot this:

i226.photobucket.com
2013-09-15 08:03:20 AM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
 
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