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2013-09-15 01:13:44 PM  
HE BETTER BE DOWN AND STOP RUNNING THE FARKING BALL
 
2013-09-15 01:13:52 PM  
Hey, the 'Skins have a defense. Who knew?
 
2013-09-15 01:13:53 PM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Threadjack

Cooking my first brisket today. Been at it 3 hours and thermometer already says 174. I've been keeping temp at 220. Does that sound right or is it going too fast? I was planning for it to be done before Sea-SF game.

/threadjack


The interior of the meat is 174? Yeah, too high.
 
2013-09-15 01:13:57 PM  
Bills pick up the first down on third down. Much better than last week.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:00 PM  

Sunrazor: I thought the idea was to give Charles more rushes, not Alex Smith?


That would be the competent choice. Why would the Chiefs do that? :P
 
2013-09-15 01:14:02 PM  

irishman4: where the fark is steven jackson


There he is.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:11 PM  
Alex Smith is going to have a short season.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:14 PM  
YAY CROSBY MADE IT

3-0
 
2013-09-15 01:14:15 PM  

Harv72b: Dallas Clark hurt, luckily the Ravens are overstocking with quality tight ends right now.


That's a joke, right? Did you see the game last week?
 
2013-09-15 01:14:16 PM  

Harv72b: Dallas Clark hurt, luckily the Ravens are overstocking with quality tight ends right now.


Official diagnosis is that he "had the wind knocked out of him."

Flacco sacco.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:33 PM  

JosephFinn: I think after tonight I'm going to have to make a TE decision; stick with Vernon Davis or switch over to Martellus Bennett on the Bears.


I got Bennett. He's paid off so far.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:44 PM  
Keep running Alex Smith KC, just keep doing that....
 
2013-09-15 01:14:45 PM  
That was hilarious Ponder.  Almost tossed it into the stands there.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:52 PM  
SD FG is good.
 
2013-09-15 01:14:57 PM  
TD CHARLES
 
2013-09-15 01:14:59 PM  
Ugh that was a sure TD, EJ.
 
2013-09-15 01:15:03 PM  
TD KC!
 
2013-09-15 01:15:06 PM  
Ponder rolling to his left, drink
 
2013-09-15 01:15:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a joke, right? Did you see the game last week?


Yeah, there was a wee bit of sarcasm in that statement. ;)
 
2013-09-15 01:15:23 PM  
TD Charles
 
2013-09-15 01:15:24 PM  
Jamaal Charles!! YES!
 
2013-09-15 01:15:51 PM  
Ugh, Dan Carpenter.
 
2013-09-15 01:15:52 PM  

nmrsnr: Hey, the 'Skins have a defense. Who knew? Green Bay does not have an Offensive Line

 
2013-09-15 01:16:02 PM  
Chiefs TD!  Woohoo!
 
2013-09-15 01:16:04 PM  
Tucker misses a 50 yarder after Marlon Brown misses a touchdown catch.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:07 PM  

Harv72b: Adolf Oliver Nipples: That's a joke, right? Did you see the game last week?

Yeah, there was a wee bit of sarcasm in that statement. ;)


OK, just checking.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:09 PM  
TD Falcons

Ryan to Jackson
 
2013-09-15 01:16:11 PM  
ALEX FARKING SMITH!!!
 
2013-09-15 01:16:16 PM  
CHEFS TD? HAHA
 
2013-09-15 01:16:18 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: Hello, football fans! WOOHOOO FOOTBALL DAY LET'S GO FOOTBALL!!1!1

*leads with the helmet hugtackle*

Hey, it's ok, NO PENALTIES TODAY!!


NO PENALTIES!? Oh sweet! *flying neck hug*  ;)


Alex Smith ran 40 yards of that 80 yard drive. Is he gonna let anyone else play?
 
2013-09-15 01:16:25 PM  

VvonderJesus: Ponder rolling to his left, drink


He wasn't sacked? Did he throw an interception? He must be utterly confused.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:26 PM  
TD JAMAAL!

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Keep running Alex Smith KC, just keep doing that....


I love the way he's exploiting the defense, but yeah, you can't run like you did on that drive every game and expect to last long.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:45 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: mitchcumstein1: Chiefs in all red is super f*cking awesome.

Anybody got the scoop on that? Any particular reason? I know they've NEVER done it before.


No idea, but I like it.

The Chiefs might actually be good too, which is freaking me out at this point.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:52 PM  
Damn, that Titan back just murders a Texan defender.
 
2013-09-15 01:16:56 PM  

JosephFinn: That was hilarious Ponder.  Almost tossed it into the stands there.


This might the most used phrase this season. At least I hope.
 
2013-09-15 01:17:00 PM  
I can't decide between watching the Fins at the Second-Rate Ponies or my possibly soon-to-be-ex-defense at Green Bay...

\could also put on the Sox
 
2013-09-15 01:17:01 PM  
F*ck you, Scott Norwood.
 
2013-09-15 01:17:12 PM  

Sargun: JosephFinn: I think after tonight I'm going to have to make a TE decision; stick with Vernon Davis or switch over to Martellus Bennett on the Bears.

I got Bennett. He's paid off so far.


He's on my bench, which is nice to have the option, right?
 
2013-09-15 01:17:32 PM  

yelmrog: my lip balm addiction: yelmrog: my lip balm addiction: irishman4: Mike_LowELL: No one cares.  Nobody watches this garbage and they're going to be bankrupt by the end of the year.

haha wat? are you stupid?

Yes he is. That's why I have him blocked - he is farking retarded.

I find it funny that you take anything he posts seriously.  I have him favorited as "troll but funny as hell".

/Mario Chalmers

He never adds anything to a thread and I never saw anything remotely funny. I felt dumber after seeing any of his posts - like his retardedness is contagious by reading his posts or something. I only block a few people for being complete idiots. I see a couple more on this thread.

His work in the NBA threads is pretty legendary.


Fair enough. As they say - YMMV
 
2013-09-15 01:17:41 PM  

Nadie_AZ: F*ck you, Scott Norwood.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-15 01:17:51 PM  
and goal Browns
 
2013-09-15 01:18:04 PM  

Di Atribe: NO PENALTIES!? Oh sweet! *flying neck hug* ;)


Hey Clay, how's it hanging today?
 
2013-09-15 01:18:39 PM  
Jackson to the Falcons locker room
 
2013-09-15 01:18:39 PM  
REAL MCCOY!
 
2013-09-15 01:18:45 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: mitchcumstein1: Chiefs in all red is super f*cking awesome.

Anybody got the scoop on that? Any particular reason? I know they've NEVER done it before.

No idea, but I like it.

The Chiefs might actually be good too, which is freaking me out at this point.


Likewise, but I'm enjoying the hell out of this so far. Where's Ponzholio?
 
2013-09-15 01:18:57 PM  
....And in keeping with last week's example, the Ravens forget to cover the tight end.  Browns deep inside the red zone.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:00 PM  
I know everybody has been waiting for me to show up. (Obviously I know that nobody would notice if I didn't post.)

First full Sunday of football this week. Red Zone Channel here I come.

tl;dr Don't bother reading the rest of this csb.

Last week we had to watch the Patriots game then drive down to the Comcast Center for the Oddball Comedy Festival. It was awesome. Then we went to Niagara Falls the very next day. Here's the link for our room, no audio so don't worry about the volume. Then we DVR'd the Pats game on Thursday and watched it late that night when we got home after driving through some major rain.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:13 PM  

JosephFinn: Sargun: JosephFinn: I think after tonight I'm going to have to make a TE decision; stick with Vernon Davis or switch over to Martellus Bennett on the Bears.

I got Bennett. He's paid off so far.

He's on my bench, which is nice to have the option, right?


I picked up Edelman and forgot to start him.  19 points :(

And yeah, Bennett was on my bench week one, he's starting week two.  I have Bennett and Brandon Marshall, so pretty much every time someone not named Matt Forte scores I'm getting a ton of points.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:23 PM  

dholway: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: Threadjack

Cooking my first brisket today. Been at it 3 hours and thermometer already says 174. I've been keeping temp at 220. Does that sound right or is it going too fast? I was planning for it to be done before Sea-SF game.

/threadjack

The interior of the meat is 174? Yeah, too high.


That's what I thought. Thanks.
 
2013-09-15 01:19:36 PM  
Aaand Dareus is hurt. Wonderful.
 
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