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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 61
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2013-09-15 09:23:44 PM
7 votes:

technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...


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jde
2013-09-15 10:35:34 PM
3 votes:
Logano's spotter is already asking Gilliland for his engine
2013-09-15 04:51:52 PM
3 votes:

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
Right before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."


Get that man some poop yogurt!
2013-09-15 09:42:22 AM
3 votes:
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2013-09-15 09:38:10 AM
3 votes:
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2013-09-15 11:46:14 PM
2 votes:
I wonder if Menard jumped on the radio to complain about drivers who only have their ride because they bring sponsorship.
2013-09-15 11:01:09 PM
2 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)


Sounds like a cop drama on TNT.  Coming this Fall!
2013-09-15 10:43:57 PM
2 votes:
JJ's sexual woes continue. First potentially loose nuts, and not he can't jack it.
2013-09-15 10:03:02 PM
2 votes:
Quote from my Dad: Going to Sonic is the only way Stenhouse will ever give Danica a footlong wiener.
2013-09-15 04:16:43 PM
2 votes:
Random Name Generator: Also Dick Trickle in 1995 :(

I would guess smoking during cautions also now breaks Rule 12.4 somehow.
2013-09-15 03:37:19 PM
2 votes:
One of those actors didn't seem to be giving 100% during the command to start.  ESPN has fined Chicago Fire $20,000 and 2 rating points.
2013-09-15 03:14:45 PM
2 votes:

Jensaarai: Do they *really* need to do driver intros at a time like this?


What, and miss the Greek chorus of the crowd booing at the beginning? How else will we know when Kyle walks out?
2013-09-15 02:02:29 PM
2 votes:

mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer


You win todays thread! First to football post in race thread. Congratulations. You win four rubs of Buddha's belly and a tootsie roll!
2013-09-16 12:51:08 AM
1 votes:
WHAT THE HELL????? I thought they werent running until tomorrow?
2013-09-15 11:57:09 PM
1 votes:
Hello Monday, non-Maritimes edition
2013-09-15 11:49:50 PM
1 votes:

Mztlplx: technomuse: bluorangefyre: YES!  I got home thinking the racee was over but its not!  So BAH GAWD I'M HERE A WEEK EARLY!

Now, what'd I miss?

Navajo spotters, the Queen declaring "Off with Logano's headgasket", a truly epic run of bad luck on good Farkers, and a few JPM jet dryer jokes.

Turncoat and Smallpox, a new crime drama on TNT starring Turbokat, myself and Queen's autocorrect.


It's on right after Rizzoli & Isles
2013-09-15 11:48:27 PM
1 votes:

technomuse: bluorangefyre: YES!  I got home thinking the racee was over but its not!  So BAH GAWD I'M HERE A WEEK EARLY!

Now, what'd I miss?

Navajo spotters, the Queen declaring "Off with Logano's headgasket", a truly epic run of bad luck on good Farkers, and a few JPM jet dryer jokes.


Turncoat and Smallpox, a new crime drama on TNT starring Turbokat, myself and Queen's autocorrect.
2013-09-15 11:40:20 PM
1 votes:
56 just let the 15 pass for position...

Black flag them both!

:)
2013-09-15 11:23:15 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you


The race ain't over, Mr. Over confident man.
2013-09-15 11:21:34 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: smerfnablin: (Raised Catholic and still a little superstitious)


Then you should remember: "Hail Mary, full of grace. Help me win this stock car race."
2013-09-15 11:13:09 PM
1 votes:

Clutch2013: vegaswench: Gordon has a flat.  Snert.

And Logano just blew up.  It's like Karma is starting to get sick of NASCAR's bullshiat.


Dodge is smiling asking: "miss me yet?"

/Zero Penske Dodge engine failures in 2012
2013-09-15 11:01:48 PM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Gordon has a flat.  Snert.


And Logano just blew up.  It's like Karma is starting to get sick of NASCAR's bullshiat.
2013-09-15 10:58:36 PM
1 votes:
Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(
which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)
2013-09-15 10:40:09 PM
1 votes:
that's not what we meant by "flaming redhead"
2013-09-15 10:32:19 PM
1 votes:
Heh, shiat's going down in the side by side.

Was that Wallgaier? If so, NOW the race is official.
2013-09-15 10:08:55 PM
1 votes:
Boogity re-established
2013-09-15 09:59:58 PM
1 votes:

Warmachine999: Just in time for me to go to bed.  I have an early day tomorrow morning, so someone pump up the Idol and aim it at the 18 for me.  Gnight!!!!


Yeah... I can see VW volunteering for that now...
2013-09-15 08:16:10 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The WWE has never encountered a rain delay. Probably.
2013-09-15 08:04:48 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR.com says that the race will finish tonight.  ESPN2 says that they will return to the track at some point tonight.  Either way, I guess I get to watch football talk for a while.
2013-09-15 07:39:59 PM
1 votes:
Btw

In reference to comments made 6-7 hours ago:

This is exactly what NASCAR didnt need. Just send France down to award the cup to whoever they want to win it and let's end this gracefully
2013-09-15 06:06:17 PM
1 votes:

kteela: Thank goodness for football.


My game isnt on till tomorrow night

FOREVER ALONE

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2013-09-15 05:56:53 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

BREAKING: Saw a #22 crew member borrow honey-dijon mustard for his sandwich from #2 hauler. Alerting Helton. DO NOT HELP TEAMMATES.
2013-09-15 05:54:27 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

New rule: If the race is postponed till tomorrow, NASCAR will give you a sick note and $200 to stay home from work to watch it.

Posted it accidentally in the football thread. Bwahahah
2013-09-15 05:25:33 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: So, reattempt tomorrow afternoon/evening?


MRN returning at 6 pm Eastern time.  They aren't giving up.
2013-09-15 05:12:05 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: The NASCAR official has 1 farking job during a pit stop and he couldn't do that right!

Did Joey logano's dad write him a check too?!


Nah. Penske told the official since he's got some connections over on the Indy car circuit, he can now get him a date with Ashley Judd.
2013-09-15 04:49:35 PM
1 votes:
I'm just gonna say it, I miss the dogs.  Rain delay!

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2013-09-15 04:43:55 PM
1 votes:
MWR arranged the rain caution to gain points back for Bowyer.
2013-09-15 04:40:35 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: vegaswench: Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.

Dammit Kurt1!

I have my own idol :)


Haters gonna hate
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2013-09-15 04:38:41 PM
1 votes:

PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.


Yes you and snerfnablin are surely heartbroken. It must suck to root for the most successful race car driver of the last 30 years - your tears sustain me.

/did seem like a particularly shiatty call
//just playing my part in the Weeners.
2013-09-15 04:35:00 PM
1 votes:
Wow the NASCAR official screwed the 48

That guy needs to be fired

NOW
2013-09-15 04:34:06 PM
1 votes:
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

NASCAR apparently made a mistake on JJ's pit stop. They atone for it by letting his newborn into the Chase.
2013-09-15 04:31:37 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.

Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra seconds

well that's a visual I didn't need


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2013-09-15 04:31:34 PM
1 votes:
Boner pills should have grabbed the five dollar foot long ad campaign before Subway did.
2013-09-15 04:05:46 PM
1 votes:
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Caution has been extended so the drivers can be re-read all 15 articles of the restart rules package again.
2013-09-15 04:04:35 PM
1 votes:
Raindrops keep falling on my track
But that doesn't mean the flag will soon be turnin' red
Crying's not for me
Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me.
2013-09-15 03:52:21 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

[i.imgur.com image 850x634]



segafans.com
2013-09-15 03:47:17 PM
1 votes:
Newsflash: Hendrick hires Navajo codetalkers for next season.

/called it here
2013-09-15 03:42:12 PM
1 votes:
Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

i.imgur.com
2013-09-15 03:17:42 PM
1 votes:
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2013-09-15 03:13:59 PM
1 votes:
Nascar Memes @NascarMemes

Bonus point to the #37 Jet-Dryer for most laps led today.
2013-09-15 02:35:47 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?

Probably something to do with the increased popularity of buttsex.


You just came up with a brilliant cross promotion for poop yogurt and boner pills.
2013-09-15 02:13:20 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer

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permanent fame!
2013-09-15 02:06:59 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer


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2013-09-15 02:01:21 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Stupid rain


Sounds like a bad mashup of a Garbage album.
2013-09-15 01:54:34 PM
1 votes:
BOOGI--meh
2013-09-15 01:54:22 PM
1 votes:

HamstersFromHell: For those JJ fans, I have him picked in the fark fantasy league this week. He's DOOMED I TELL YOU...DOOMED!


Damn, I never changed mine from last week and I still have Truex.  Either he will be so fired up to prove others wrong and do really well, or he will drive in circles aimlessly like someone who just got dumped by their girlfriend, just wants to get out of the house and winds up driving around listening to sad songs.
2013-09-15 01:41:52 PM
1 votes:

Jensaarai: I'm ready to put it behind us. I'm just going to do my best to ignore the Chase and have fun watching the races/reading comments complaining about commercials like the good old days from all of 2 weeks ago.


But now you have to watch and comment 100% all the time or else Helton will pop thru your TV and dock you 50 votes for funniest comment. Further failure to watch the event in it's entirety will result in suspension from Fark.

(Hi, gang...I'll quit lurking now.)
2013-09-15 01:41:05 PM
1 votes:
Oh shiat they are clarifying the restart ruling again

It's all about tire spin now?
2013-09-15 01:36:11 PM
1 votes:
Just get rid of the chase, you douche!
2013-09-15 01:11:36 PM
1 votes:

Jensaarai: Today's Drinking Game is Simple:Every time they mention the various scandals and stupidity of the past week, drink. Do so until you forget what Brian France is doing to this sport.


Been 11 minutes of espn prerace coverage and I am approaching liver failure...
2013-09-15 12:51:05 PM
1 votes:

PainfulItching: [hendrickmotorsports.com image 850x345]


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