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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-09-16 12:01:30 AM  
Top five is good.  I'm good with it.  A win would have been better, of course, but top five is juuuust fine.
 
2013-09-16 12:01:40 AM  
We survived. Congrats Kenseth.
 
2013-09-16 12:01:43 AM  

swampgirl: Happy Monday, everybody.


Its still Sunday at the track, though.   But yay I'm off today!
 
2013-09-16 12:01:52 AM  
I woulda liked to see Kyle take it, but I have no problems with Kenseth winning.
 
2013-09-16 12:02:05 AM  
IIRC, this makes the most wins Kenseth has ever gotten in a season.
 
2013-09-16 12:02:25 AM  
Kenseth.  I'm okay with that.
 
2013-09-16 12:02:34 AM  
I'm glad the race ended before I had to wish gastrointestinal ailments on Kurt
 
2013-09-16 12:02:37 AM  

Warchild: Kenseth[oi54.tinypic.com image 639x424]


Also here for the past 11 hours.
 
2013-09-16 12:02:48 AM  
GW MATT!
 
2013-09-16 12:03:03 AM  
Finally an ending!
\Yay Kenseth
\\G'night  y'all!
\\\ Been a long day.
 
2013-09-16 12:03:09 AM  
OK, see you guys next week.  I'm off to construct a monster idol and tie it into Three Mile Island.  Johnson will not finish this high again.
 
2013-09-16 12:03:12 AM  
format fail :-/
 
2013-09-16 12:03:49 AM  
BOOOOOOO!!!
 
2013-09-16 12:03:54 AM  

Jensaarai: IIRC, this makes the most wins Kenseth has ever gotten in a season.


Yep.  this one makes 6.  His previous record was 5.
 
2013-09-16 12:03:58 AM  

Warchild: format fail :-/


Exhaustion does that to folks...
 
2013-09-16 12:04:09 AM  
Bedtime. I gotta get up in six hours. Night y'all!!!
 
2013-09-16 12:04:14 AM  

Warchild: format fail :-/


See the top of this thread?  Mr. McMahon was supposed to be centered, but alas he wasn't.
 
2013-09-16 12:04:14 AM  

Warchild: format fail :-/


When you're here all day like the rest of us, it's acceptable

Mztlplx: Kenseth.  I'm okay with that.


VW isn't
 
2013-09-16 12:04:59 AM  

QueenMamaBee: Bedtime. I gotta get up in six hours. Night y'all!!!


Good night to you and the rest of the hardy people who are not in the Pacific time zone who stuck it out.
 
2013-09-16 12:06:31 AM  
Way past my bedtime, so......thank you Queen for the giggles (I seriously needed that)......and see ya'll next week, same bat time, same bat channel.
 
2013-09-16 12:07:32 AM  
Yeah. Next week we will be highly entertained if the race starts and finishes on time. And it better, because we have the Sunday Night game next week. See you then.
 
2013-09-16 12:08:23 AM  
Race is over, PPV is over, and My Niners are making me sad....

I'mma play Borderlands.

See y'all next wek!
 
2013-09-16 12:08:33 AM  
Steve O'Donnell @odsteve
For those asking, 20 and 18 had not even been picked up yet by pace car for speed. Pace had not even been set. All good. Harvick is smart
 
2013-09-16 12:08:39 AM  

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: Bedtime. I gotta get up in six hours. Night y'all!!!

Good night to you and the rest of the hardy people who are not in the Pacific time zone who stuck it out.


And what about us in the PNW? Why don;t we count for sticking it out?

/9pm is SOOO late
//glad KyBu hung on to 2nd at least
 
2013-09-16 12:09:06 AM  
Also, kudos to the media for doing a good job on a lonnnng day after a very stressful week.  And to the Sprint girl who still looks good after 12+ hours of standing around smiling.
 
2013-09-16 12:10:09 AM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Race is over, PPV is over, and My Niners are making me sad....

I'mma play Borderlands.

See y'all next wek!


The Niners are making you sad but the Seahawks are making me happy!

/Sounders won Friday night
//UW Huskies won Saturday
///Looks like the Seahawks have this
\\reverse slashies for a great Seattle weekend
 
2013-09-16 12:10:27 AM  

bluorangefyre: Warchild: format fail :-/

See the top of this thread?  Mr. McMahon was supposed to be centered, but alas he wasn't.


Yeah, I see it now. Gotta be a glitch.
 
2013-09-16 12:10:40 AM  

my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: Bedtime. I gotta get up in six hours. Night y'all!!!

Good night to you and the rest of the hardy people who are not in the Pacific time zone who stuck it out.

And what about us in the PNW? Why don;t we count for sticking it out?

/9pm is SOOO late
//glad KyBu hung on to 2nd at least


Haha, 9 p.m. is late??  I don't even go to bed until 11 or later.

Also, congrats to your Seahawks.  I'm sitting next to a very disgruntled 49er fan at the moment.
 
2013-09-16 12:13:06 AM  

vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: Bedtime. I gotta get up in six hours. Night y'all!!!

Good night to you and the rest of the hardy people who are not in the Pacific time zone who stuck it out.

And what about us in the PNW? Why don;t we count for sticking it out?

/9pm is SOOO late
//glad KyBu hung on to 2nd at least

Haha, 9 p.m. is late??  I don't even go to bed until 11 or later.

Also, congrats to your Seahawks.  I'm sitting next to a very disgruntled 49er fan at the moment.


Lol, 9pm is only late since I been up since 6am to watch the end of the Vuelta a Espana before football and Nascar started. Long day of sports.  XD
 
2013-09-16 12:17:26 AM  
Does Kenseth's win mean I still get free curly Q fries?
 
2013-09-16 12:28:19 AM  

turbokat: Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!


I've missed you, and can you point the idol towards Seattle football a bit?  Been watching the race on my phone "leaderboard", I guess Jr got wrecked, and something happened to Biff.  Ugh.
 
2013-09-16 12:33:01 AM  
Dammit, I had to do a full scan to get rid of malware, my fault, but gah.  Okay wtg Kenseth.
 
2013-09-16 12:51:08 AM  
WHAT THE HELL????? I thought they werent running until tomorrow?
 
2013-09-16 01:17:18 AM  

kteela: turbokat: Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!

I've missed you, and can you point the idol towards Seattle football a bit?  Been watching the race on my phone "leaderboard", I guess Jr got wrecked, and something happened to Biff.  Ugh.


You shiat your whore mouth about Seattle football! There are to be no idols pointed at this city until we win a football championship, we clear?
 
2013-09-16 01:17:38 AM  

mikaloyd: WHAT THE HELL????? I thought they werent running until tomorrow?


Seriously.  No, but really, SEATTLE!!!!  Scary end to my good football day.
 
2013-09-16 01:19:48 AM  

my lip balm addiction: kteela: turbokat: Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!

I've missed you, and can you point the idol towards Seattle football a bit?  Been watching the race on my phone "leaderboard", I guess Jr got wrecked, and something happened to Biff.  Ugh.

You shiat your whore mouth about Seattle football! There are to be no idols pointed at this city until we win a football championship, we clear?


Dude, we need all the Peyton Idol power vs. Seattle we can get.  Those guys are scaring the crap out of me this year.  It's only week 2!!!!!  No, I will put all my juju witchy powers against Seattle for the rest of the season.

This year belongs to Peyton.  Just accept it and wait your turn.
 
2013-09-16 03:06:32 AM  

turbokat: vegaswench: Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I am too. Bad luck is definitely in the air lately.

*raises pint in solidarity *


I, uh, got moved back to a five-day schedule.  While this means I can now play with y'all on Sundays, it means I now have to carpool.
 
2013-09-16 04:53:47 AM  
So I get struck down with a migraine just before restart, evidently.

Hate when that happens. Do I qualify for the badge anyway?
 
2013-09-16 06:52:04 AM  

The Bestest: Does Kenseth's win mean I still get free curly Q fries?


20% off at DollarGeneral.com - When we win, you win - details here

I honestly don't remember the last time I went to Arby's. Been a couple of years at least.
 
2013-09-16 09:17:44 AM  
I'm tired and cranky today. Would it be in bad taste to ask Baby Jesus to smite the engine of Logano's personal vehicle?
 
2013-09-16 09:55:49 AM  

QueenMamaBee: I'm tired and cranky today. Would it be in bad taste to ask Baby Jesus to smite the engine of Logano's personal vehicle?


I prefer the smiting of Helton's car. If he can't get to the office, maybe we'll be freed up from more rules changing this week.
 
2013-09-16 09:58:34 AM  
NASCAR has lost it's way, completely.

It has gone from a genuine sport to auto-racing's answer to Professional Wrestling.

Helton should just step down and let Vince McMahon run the league:

- The Lucky Dog

- 35 positions locked into the field

- Provisional positions on the grid along with the 35 guaranteed spots

- Multi-car teams and team orders

- Spec. race cars

- Phoney race-managed cautions for phantom debris

- "the Chase"

- Racing in "attractive markets" opposed to 'great race tracks'

- picking drivers on how media savy they are, not how fast they are.

NASCAR  is more a reality show and less a sport.

When will enough be enough?
 
2013-09-16 11:30:08 AM  

HamstersFromHell: QueenMamaBee: I'm tired and cranky today. Would it be in bad taste to ask Baby Jesus to smite the engine of Logano's personal vehicle?

I prefer the smiting of Helton's car. If he can't get to the office, maybe we'll be freed up from more rules changing this week.


Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please let Mike Helton's engine blow a gasket, and all his mobile devices fail at the same time.
 
2013-09-16 12:34:07 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please let Mike Helton's engine blow a gasket, and all his mobile devices fail at the same time.


Good additions!
 
2013-09-16 02:02:31 PM  

HamstersFromHell: QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, please let Mike Helton's engine blow a gasket, and all his mobile devices fail at the same time.

Good additions!


Thanks :)
 
2013-09-16 02:07:01 PM  
Off topic but I just found this...

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2013-09-16 02:54:25 PM  
I wish NASCAR would get back to its roots

Teams should show up in a city, go to the local car lot and buy 11 ford mustangs, 11 Chevy camaros, 11 Toyota camery, and 11 dodge chargers

Right off the lot, tear thr mufflers off, paint them, tune them, add a better seatbelt and send the guys out on the course

/airbags and all...
 
2013-09-16 05:16:09 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Off topic but I just found this...

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]


Indycar's Holmatro Safety Crew seen preparing for Montoya next year...
 
2013-09-16 05:36:25 PM  

Random Name Generator: QueenMamaBee: Off topic but I just found this...

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 300x168]

Indycar's Holmatro Safety Crew seen preparing for Montoya next year...


Can't even get a Montoya thread greenlit. I tried one and there were 2 others in the queue, no go
 
2013-09-16 10:35:09 PM  

DanZero: Can't even get a Montoya thread greenlit. I tried one and there were 2 others in the queue, no go


One of 'em was mine.
 
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