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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 11:14:22 PM
Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you
 
2013-09-15 11:14:56 PM
Hrm. Race Buddy...what we need is a Race Buddha app.
 
2013-09-15 11:15:26 PM
Apparently, Bowyer has overcome his overheating issues.  Whew.
 
2013-09-15 11:17:41 PM

smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you


But I still have not turned off mine. As a matter of fact, I might add a burning Jimmie Johnson diecast to it.

/I actually like Clint Bowyer
//And Martin Truex
///Fark Ty Norris though
 
2013-09-15 11:17:45 PM

smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you


Haha, I have no idols.  I'm afraid of the voodoo, man.  (Raised Catholic and still a little superstitious).  I admire your dedication to the idea that we're rooting for JJ, though.  Makes me laugh.
 
2013-09-15 11:17:53 PM
If Truex wins, do they let him back in the Chase?
 
2013-09-15 11:18:32 PM
@brantjames
Kurt Busch (4th) says a vibration is back he had felt in the middle of runs before the red flag.
 
2013-09-15 11:18:46 PM
Danica still on the lead lap. Is this a record?
 
2013-09-15 11:20:10 PM
Too tired and buzzed to keep up with the race and thread. T-kat, email me some time. Been there. And this is quite the wtf race today.
 
2013-09-15 11:21:13 PM
Johnson turned the cheats up he is moving up to the top 5.
 
2013-09-15 11:21:14 PM

QueenMamaBee: Danica still on the lead lap. Is this a record?


Her car turns into a pumpkin at midnight

/not sure if her pit crew turn into mice
 
2013-09-15 11:21:34 PM

vegaswench: smerfnablin: (Raised Catholic and still a little superstitious)


Then you should remember: "Hail Mary, full of grace. Help me win this stock car race."
 
2013-09-15 11:21:43 PM
IN just passed Harvick.  Baby Jesus, you know what to do
 
2013-09-15 11:22:32 PM
Greetings from Monday.
 
2013-09-15 11:22:39 PM

Farking Sweet: Johnson turned the cheats up he is moving up to the top 5.


He has a push to pass button

And 4 fresh tires

And clean air

And a pit crew from hell :(
 
2013-09-15 11:23:15 PM

smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you


The race ain't over, Mr. Over confident man.
 
2013-09-15 11:23:37 PM
48 got the call! Hoo doggie just picking them off one by one. Everyone else is the same speed lol Chevy poster boy domination.
 
2013-09-15 11:24:23 PM
Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!
 
2013-09-15 11:25:15 PM

HamstersFromHell: vegaswench: smerfnablin: (Raised Catholic and still a little superstitious)

Then you should remember: "Hail Mary, full of grace. Help me win this stock car race."


haha!  Love it.
 
2013-09-15 11:25:30 PM

crotchgrabber: Too tired and buzzed to keep up with the race and thread. T-kat, email me some time. Been there. And this is quite the wtf race today.


Thanks CG, I will.
 
2013-09-15 11:26:08 PM

turbokat: smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...

Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...

I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you

The race ain't over, Mr. Over confident man.


Sorry turbo the last 4 weeks have been pretty hard on the 48 and my liver...

Daddy needs some hope...
 
2013-09-15 11:26:28 PM

smerfnablin: Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!


Works in the video games.
 
2013-09-15 11:26:52 PM

smerfnablin: Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!


all part of the JJ Championship conspiracy.

/NOT a streetlight.
 
2013-09-15 11:27:16 PM
just tuned in.  can't tell you all how happy i am to see Logano in 37th.
 
2013-09-15 11:27:23 PM
More rain?  Call the race now, NASCAR!  Pretty please?
 
2013-09-15 11:27:28 PM

smerfnablin: Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!


Tires fix engine problems
 
2013-09-15 11:28:07 PM
Toyota engine scoreboard:
30, 55, 83.

Next up: the 20?

Please let the 18 blow up.
 
2013-09-15 11:28:08 PM
Never mind.  Kyle pitted. :P
 
2013-09-15 11:28:56 PM
13.6 seconds

That's our fastest stop tonight by like 8 seconds...
 
2013-09-15 11:31:01 PM
Junior had a lousy stop right front fark up.
 
2013-09-15 11:31:22 PM
Biffle to his CC:  "I don't think you understand.  I'm blowing up."

Another Chase driver with engine problems.
 
2013-09-15 11:31:31 PM
20.4 seconds for the 88?!

Did he switch pit crews with the 48 during the rain delay?!

And the 88 explodes...
 
2013-09-15 11:31:32 PM
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha !!!
 
2013-09-15 11:32:00 PM
big break for Gordon.  gotta be honest with y'all, i'm rooting for him to do well.
 
2013-09-15 11:32:02 PM
Dale Earnhardt Blew-Ya.

Its a race of engine attrition.
 
2013-09-15 11:32:04 PM
Dagnabbit!
 
2013-09-15 11:32:08 PM

QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!

Tires fix engine problems


Junior sez Nuh-uh.
 
2013-09-15 11:32:16 PM
i figure they were going to ask kahne to spin to help gordon but they got jr to do it instead.

go figure.
 
2013-09-15 11:32:37 PM
Poor Jr. :(
 
2013-09-15 11:32:38 PM
Noooooooooo Jooooooooooonnnnnnyyyyyeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
 
2013-09-15 11:32:38 PM
Between the start of the race (it seems like DAYS ago)-The Packer Game( I had to keep track of on Fark)-Checking on the race Again  around lunch time- then the Manning Bowl this afternoon-THEN the 'possibility' of a race start at supper time- Then a two hour phone call with my mother in California (stupid step dad is being stupid) ....and the race is FINALLY back on .....and I can barely hold my eyes open.

Crap.

  Turbokathang in there, you're too good of a person for anything bad to happen to you.
Mztlplx You are still in charge of giving my eulogy! You promised me you would and I haven't forgotten!
 
2013-09-15 11:32:46 PM
Junior's engine just gave Gordon a nice comeback.
 
2013-09-15 11:32:50 PM
DAMN!!! Wrong Hendrick car!
 
2013-09-15 11:33:44 PM

anniesmom: Mztlplx You are still in charge of giving my eulogy! You promised me you would and I haven't forgotten!


I have not forgotten either.
 
2013-09-15 11:33:47 PM

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Biffle's car is blowing up...

So they put 4 fresh tires on and send him back out there?!

Tires fix engine problems

Junior sez Nuh-uh.


Damnit Junior.
 
2013-09-15 11:34:15 PM
Guess we know which of the 4 Hendrick cars got saddled with "experimental parts" this weekend.
 
2013-09-15 11:34:24 PM
looks like the Time Warner car of Dale's encountered a DNS error
 
2013-09-15 11:34:53 PM
Tkat would you mind checking the Calibration on the Idol? We got the team right but we got 88 not 48.
 
2013-09-15 11:34:53 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: i figure they were going to ask kahne to spin to help gordon but they got jr to do it instead.

go figure.


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-09-15 11:36:48 PM

Professor Farksworth: Dale Earnhardt Blew-Ya.

Its a race of engine attrition.


Which means Danica will win since she never drives at full throttle.
 
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