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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 10:46:33 PM  

vegaswench: swampgirl: turbokat: Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!

Sorry to hear about the rough real life stuff, TK. You have been missed around these parts and it's good to see you back.

All of this.  Keep your chin up, and stay strong.


Thanks everyone.

And I see I'm having a positive effect on this race.
 
2013-09-15 10:46:34 PM  
I'm pretty sure this is the first time Cole Whitt has been interviewed during a Cup race.
 
2013-09-15 10:50:40 PM  

Guelph35: I'm pretty sure this is the first time Cole Whitt has been interviewed during a Cup race.


14th Chase berth confirmed.
 
2013-09-15 10:50:44 PM  
Napa Know How To Head To The Pits!
 
jde
2013-09-15 10:51:26 PM  
Vickers pitting out-of-sequence to help Logano *again*...? :-p
 
2013-09-15 10:51:43 PM  
Woot!!!! Harvick!!!
 
2013-09-15 10:52:41 PM  
Is that a piece of Juablo' s car?
 
2013-09-15 10:53:13 PM  
I think this is the first time ESPN has shown most of the debris in recent memory. Rain delay races are weird.
 
2013-09-15 10:53:32 PM  

jde: Vickers pitting out-of-sequence to help Logano *again*...? :-p


And as soon as he lost a lap, a caution.
 
2013-09-15 10:54:55 PM  
Wow, Kyle, nice move.
 
2013-09-15 10:55:06 PM  
7 is pissing everyone off isn't he?
 
2013-09-15 10:55:31 PM  

turbokat: vegaswench: swampgirl: turbokat: Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!

Sorry to hear about the rough real life stuff, TK. You have been missed around these parts and it's good to see you back.

All of this.  Keep your chin up, and stay strong.

Thanks everyone.

And I see I'm having a positive effect on this race.


Hang in there mon. I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out. Now at my sister's place for the time being and No. Farking. Internets. Only the phone.
 
2013-09-15 10:56:23 PM  
Kahne adding a future caution to the nose of his car
 
2013-09-15 10:56:44 PM  

Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.


I'm sorry to hear that.
 
2013-09-15 10:57:00 PM  

Jensaarai: I think this is the first time ESPN has shown most of the debris in recent memory. Rain delay races are weird.


LOL...Due to computer location in the house, I'm watching it on ESPN3...in Spanish. Boy those announcers get excited. (But I don't understand a word of it.)
 
2013-09-15 10:58:36 PM  
Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(
which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)
 
2013-09-15 10:59:13 PM  
Gordon has a flat.  Snert.
 
2013-09-15 11:00:27 PM  
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, now KyBu' s engine needs to go......
 
2013-09-15 11:01:09 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)


Sounds like a cop drama on TNT.  Coming this Fall!
 
2013-09-15 11:01:11 PM  
Joey's motor is Low-gone-o.
 
2013-09-15 11:01:21 PM  
Lo-Gone-o
 
2013-09-15 11:01:25 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.

I'm sorry to hear that.


Scheisse passiert. I am okay. Started over before, I can do it again.
 
2013-09-15 11:01:48 PM  

vegaswench: Gordon has a flat.  Snert.


And Logano just blew up.  It's like Karma is starting to get sick of NASCAR's bullshiat.
 
2013-09-15 11:02:18 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx


So much this!  Been there, done that, T-shirt was too small.
 
2013-09-15 11:02:19 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Joey's motor is Low-gone-o.


That is good news.
 
2013-09-15 11:02:37 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To avoid Blaney, Harvick nearly went into Newman's pit stall. "That's not until next year," says his crew chief.
 
2013-09-15 11:03:06 PM  
What the fark is going on?!
 
2013-09-15 11:03:23 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.

I'm sorry to hear that.


I am too. Bad luck is definitely in the air lately.

*raises pint in solidarity *
 
2013-09-15 11:03:33 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, now KyBu' s engine needs to go......


i.chzbgr.com
You know I loves ya. ;)
 
2013-09-15 11:04:14 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Don't worry, Logano fans. I'm sure it's just a plug wire again. Perhaps they should tape it on this time.
 
2013-09-15 11:05:08 PM  
Turncoat and Smallpox. Snerkle...

/thank you. Srsly. I needed a good.bellylaugh badly.
 
2013-09-15 11:05:22 PM  
What an odd sports night. Bad WWE ppv that didn't have the expected screw-job. Raiders had a good strong win. Niners had an hour-long lightning delay. and this morning's NASCAR race is running late into the night.
 
2013-09-15 11:05:27 PM  

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, now KyBu' s engine needs to go......

[i.chzbgr.com image 400x386]
You know I loves ya. ;)


I know...I loves you too.  :)

Good one, by the way
 
2013-09-15 11:05:40 PM  
Once Gordon is in the Lucky Dog spot, which Hendrick affiliate team driver causes a caution to give Jeff his lap back?
 
2013-09-15 11:06:36 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)


We can't even get a break on auto correct.

Thanks Queen :)
 
2013-09-15 11:08:14 PM  
Is it that hard for NASCAR to buy a giant magnet and mount it to the front of their get dryers? Or would they leave that at home too?
 
2013-09-15 11:08:23 PM  
I'm predicting a big wreck on one of these restarts...
 
2013-09-15 11:08:33 PM  

turbokat: QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles  turbokatand  mztlplx

(which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)

We can't even get a break on auto correct.

Thanks Queen :)


anytime. I aim to spread cheer, and smite engines :)
 
2013-09-15 11:08:41 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Apparently "probation" now means "Brian France covertly sticking a dead possum in your valve train during a rain delay."
 
2013-09-15 11:09:00 PM  

turbokat: vegaswench: Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I am too. Bad luck is definitely in the air lately.

*raises pint in solidarity *


..raises three fingers of 12 year old Jameson...

Fark 'em all, TK. We're all right.
 
2013-09-15 11:09:22 PM  

Guelph35: Once Gordon is in the Lucky Dog spot, which Hendrick affiliate team driver causes a caution to give Jeff his lap back?


Maybe we'll be lucky, and Johnson will help out Gordon again.
 
2013-09-15 11:09:27 PM  
Also is it just me or do Newman and Harvick's cars look nearly identical?
 
2013-09-15 11:09:28 PM  
Kurt Busch ain't farking around, is he?
 
2013-09-15 11:09:37 PM  
Uh oh.  The Geico Karma 400 is threatening to strike again.  Report on twitter is that Bowyer is overheating. Not sure if it's correct, but if it is, this is nuts.
 
2013-09-15 11:11:31 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

I'm certain this race will do well in the ratings, because at this hour, it's up against Brazlilan Butt Lift infomercials.
 
2013-09-15 11:12:10 PM  

Rob3Fan: Guelph35: Once Gordon is in the Lucky Dog spot, which Hendrick affiliate team driver causes a caution to give Jeff his lap back?

Maybe we'll be lucky, and Johnson will help out Gordon again.


Shut your whore mouth :)

We need positive thoughts about the 48 until the 15 explodes...
 
2013-09-15 11:12:54 PM  

Mztlplx: turbokat: vegaswench: Mztlplx: I got foreclosed on Thursday..house sold at auction, spent all week moving out.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I am too. Bad luck is definitely in the air lately.

*raises pint in solidarity *

..raises three fingers of 12 year old Jameson...

Fark 'em all, TK. We're all right.


Damn straight!
 
2013-09-15 11:13:03 PM  
BUDDHA! WAKE UP BUDDY!! WE NEED YA!!
 
2013-09-15 11:13:09 PM  

Clutch2013: vegaswench: Gordon has a flat.  Snert.

And Logano just blew up.  It's like Karma is starting to get sick of NASCAR's bullshiat.


Dodge is smiling asking: "miss me yet?"

/Zero Penske Dodge engine failures in 2012
 
2013-09-15 11:14:11 PM  

vegaswench: Uh oh.  The Geico Karma 400 is threatening to strike again.  Report on twitter is that Bowyer is overheating. Not sure if it's correct, but if it is, this is nuts.


Conspiracy theory time, TRD is pissed at MWR and has shipped them bad parts.
 
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