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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 09:21:41 PM  

emonk: ESPN2 has cars going real fast.  For 4 seconds.  In a straight line.


PLEASE don't spoil it for us Canadians. TSN won't show it until Tuesday.
 
2013-09-15 09:22:12 PM  
Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...
 
2013-09-15 09:22:45 PM  
@jeff_gluck
NASCAR tells its inspectors to come out with the cars on pit road.

@NASCARStats
Tower tells inspectors that teams can now hook up their generators
 
2013-09-15 09:23:44 PM  

technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...


pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-09-15 09:23:46 PM  
RaceBuddy showing track (still seems shiny).  MRN stream about to come back to Live at 9:30pm EDT
 
2013-09-15 09:24:59 PM  

good_2_go: technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...


Many thanks!
 
2013-09-15 09:25:43 PM  

good_2_go: technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...


That is WONDERFUL!!!
 
2013-09-15 09:36:51 PM  
if and when the race resumes, will it be on the deuce? any one know?
 
2013-09-15 09:38:45 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: if and when the race resumes, will it be on the deuce? any one know?


That's what we have been told.  Nothing about when on ESPN2 right now.
 
2013-09-15 09:41:21 PM  
Yay, we're racing again.  I'm making dinner, though, so I'll be listening to the radio.  Go complete race!
 
2013-09-15 09:41:59 PM  
DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS, DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS!
 
2013-09-15 09:43:39 PM  
@kennybruce
Jimmie Johnson turns 38 on Tuesday. Or by the end of this race. Whichever comes first.
 
2013-09-15 09:43:58 PM  

Professor Farksworth: DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS, DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS!


What channel?
 
2013-09-15 09:44:30 PM  

emonk: Professor Farksworth: DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS, DRIVERS TO YOUR CARS!

What channel?


Not on TV yet, but it was reported on MRN Radio.
 
2013-09-15 09:44:56 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Okay I've wondered this for a while, and feel like a rain delay is when to ask it. I've always heard people talking about collecting the badges, how in the hell does the badge thing work?


Somebody makes a badge at says-it.com/badge, posts it in the thread, and people take the link and add it to their profile. See my profile for info
 
2013-09-15 09:47:00 PM  
@jeff_gluck
They're missing two drivers: Kenseth and Kahne. And there are five minutes until engines are fired!


/nttawwt
//that's how rumours get started
 
2013-09-15 09:50:32 PM  

swampgirl: good_2_go: technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...

That is WONDERFUL!!!


I'm pretty sure the jet dryer drivers have a union and are responsible for demanding Juan Pablo be removed from the track

It seems logical
 
2013-09-15 09:50:44 PM  
So we've pretty much turned this into the GEICO 225.
 
2013-09-15 09:53:18 PM  
For us Canukians: race will be streamed on TSN.ca at 10:00pm ET, then on TSN2 once the ball game ends. Ball game is currently in the bottom of the 5th.
 
2013-09-15 09:53:26 PM  
ESPN2 is saying that they will go back to NASCAR at 9PM CDT
 
2013-09-15 09:53:52 PM  
9:55pm on espn2 per the crawler on espn
 
2013-09-15 09:54:00 PM  

DanZero: Professor Farksworth: Okay I've wondered this for a while, and feel like a rain delay is when to ask it. I've always heard people talking about collecting the badges, how in the hell does the badge thing work?

Somebody makes a badge at says-it.com/badge, posts it in the thread, and people take the link and add it to their profile. See my profile for info


Still not 100% on how to add it to your profile, but since the only significant thread I have right now is the Coke 600 Cable Fix thread, we can discuss this after the racin'.
 
2013-09-15 09:54:19 PM  
I've had the tv on for five minutes and not a single boner pill ad. Dafuq???
 
2013-09-15 09:55:10 PM  
Engines fired up!
 
2013-09-15 09:55:23 PM  
@CandiceSpencer 5m
Did David Hoots just say he's going to start the race without @DanicaPatrick ?


@JennaFryer
Danica not to car and Hoots has said #NASCAR ready to go.


@dustinlong
NASCAR reports that all drivers have reported but Danica. "Get with crew chief and tell them we'll be happy to start without them.'
 
2013-09-15 09:56:25 PM  
@jim_utter
All drivers now present and accounted for
 
2013-09-15 09:56:30 PM  

good_2_go: @CandiceSpencer 5m
Did David Hoots just say he's going to start the race without @DanicaPatrick ?


@JennaFryer
Danica not to car and Hoots has said #NASCAR ready to go.


@dustinlong
NASCAR reports that all drivers have reported but Danica. "Get with crew chief and tell them we'll be happy to start without them.'


pleeeeeeeeeeease
 
2013-09-15 09:57:36 PM  
Rain delay update on MRN: Harvick fed the baby, Stenhouse went to Sonic.
 
2013-09-15 09:57:52 PM  
I'm hoping Bowyer downed another 5 hour energy, his first one would have worn off during the delay
 
2013-09-15 09:58:21 PM  
For example, here's a badge for the race/thread. Just have to save it and put it in your profile

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-15 09:58:57 PM  
Just in time for me to go to bed.  I have an early day tomorrow morning, so someone pump up the Idol and aim it at the 18 for me.  Gnight!!!!
 
2013-09-15 09:59:52 PM  
 
2013-09-15 09:59:58 PM  

Warmachine999: Just in time for me to go to bed.  I have an early day tomorrow morning, so someone pump up the Idol and aim it at the 18 for me.  Gnight!!!!


Yeah... I can see VW volunteering for that now...
 
2013-09-15 10:00:28 PM  
So what's the etiquette for a rain delay? Do we 're-boogity, or are the first boogities still in effect?
 
2013-09-15 10:00:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I've had the tv on for five minutes and not a single boner pill ad. Dafuq???


You want me to start a fire or something?
 
2013-09-15 10:00:38 PM  

DanZero: For example, here's a badge for the race/thread. Just have to save it and put it in your profile

[i.imgur.com image 410x400]


The only thing that I can't figure out, and knowing me and my current hungover state is probably the easiest thing ever, is how to put it on my profile. Do I save it on my computer and put it as an image link on one of the Bio spots, or what?
 
2013-09-15 10:02:29 PM  
Cars are on the track, jet dryer is in pit road

Lets see if we can finish by 1 am

NASCAR owes Jimmie Johnson 7 seconds and 4 positions still
 
2013-09-15 10:02:49 PM  

good_2_go: @CandiceSpencer 5m
Did David Hoots just say he's going to start the race without @DanicaPatrick ?


@JennaFryer
Danica not to car and Hoots has said #NASCAR ready to go.


@dustinlong
NASCAR reports that all drivers have reported but Danica. "Get with crew chief and tell them we'll be happy to start without them.'


danica was later? should ricky be worried?
 
2013-09-15 10:03:02 PM  
Quote from my Dad: Going to Sonic is the only way Stenhouse will ever give Danica a footlong wiener.
 
2013-09-15 10:03:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: I've had the tv on for five minutes and not a single boner pill ad. Dafuq???

You want me to start a fire or something?


could you? You're the best!!!
 
2013-09-15 10:03:41 PM  

Professor Farksworth: DanZero: For example, here's a badge for the race/thread. Just have to save it and put it in your profile

[i.imgur.com image 410x400]

The only thing that I can't figure out, and knowing me and my current hungover state is probably the easiest thing ever, is how to put it on my profile. Do I save it on my computer and put it as an image link on one of the Bio spots, or what?


Yes. That's exactly what you do. Give the bio spot a header and then just copy and paste them into that space, just don't forget to center it.
 
2013-09-15 10:04:52 PM  

DanZero: Professor Farksworth: DanZero: For example, here's a badge for the race/thread. Just have to save it and put it in your profile

[i.imgur.com image 410x400]

The only thing that I can't figure out, and knowing me and my current hungover state is probably the easiest thing ever, is how to put it on my profile. Do I save it on my computer and put it as an image link on one of the Bio spots, or what?

Yes. That's exactly what you do. Give the bio spot a header and then just copy and paste them into that space, just don't forget to center it.


Oh cool. Thanks man!
 
2013-09-15 10:04:59 PM  
Drive to End Hunger.

I might have to do that tonight.
 
2013-09-15 10:05:32 PM  
Commercials already??
 
2013-09-15 10:05:51 PM  
Steve O'Donnell @odsteve
No competition caution for those asking

/makes me wonder why they needed one at lap 30
 
2013-09-15 10:07:15 PM  
Live Leaderboard apparently isn't.
 
2013-09-15 10:07:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Commercials already??


DAMN RIGHT! LO$T REVENUE!!!!
 
2013-09-15 10:07:33 PM  
Hey kids!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Where the devil has that TK been?"

Well kids, I'm going through a divorce. What happened? Doesn't matter. Was it my idea? Hells no. I've been crashing at mom's house where the internet is laughable at best. I'm hoping to put something together soon. I really want to hang with you guys during the chase.

Until then, I'll try to keep up on my phone. I miss you all terribly (even the JJ fans).

The Idol lives!
 
2013-09-15 10:08:11 PM  
You are not better looking, Kyle, so stop it!!!!!
 
2013-09-15 10:08:55 PM  
Boogity re-established
 
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