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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-09-15 04:42:04 PM  

smerfnablin: QueenMamaBee: PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.

don't worry, they'll call a "debris" caution so he'll catch up

No they are going to red flag the race with logano or some dipshiat driver in the lead...


They've got lights. We may get a late finish.
 
2013-09-15 04:42:38 PM  

my lip balm addiction: PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.

Yes you and snerfnablin are surely heartbroken. It must suck to root for the most successful race car driver of the last 30 years - your tears sustain me.

/did seem like a particularly shiatty call
//just playing my part in the Weeners.


I started following the guy his first year in cup racing. Also the first year I really started following NASCAR, so I picked a rookie, I picked well. Sue me.

I follow the Saints in football and the Reds in baseball. Let me have a winner in something.
 
2013-09-15 04:42:52 PM  
www.smooth-on.com
 
2013-09-15 04:42:54 PM  
RAINING! SPINNING CAR!

WHAT THE FARK JUST HAPPENED?!
 
2013-09-15 04:42:57 PM  
My browser is telling me that yahoo fantasy racing doesn't exist anymore.

Bummer.
 
2013-09-15 04:43:02 PM  

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: vegaswench: Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.

Dammit Kurt1!

I have my own idol :)

Haters gonna hate
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


potatoes gonna potate :)
 
2013-09-15 04:43:55 PM  
MWR arranged the rain caution to gain points back for Bowyer.
 
2013-09-15 04:44:15 PM  
Wish my mother had named me Cole Whitt.
 
2013-09-15 04:44:18 PM  
That is a legitimate rain caution. Damn.
 
2013-09-15 04:44:56 PM  
Well fark. :(
 
2013-09-15 04:45:03 PM  

my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: I gots 3 words for ya: GO KYLE BUSCH

Woot!

If the race goes on today.

Just woke up fromsleeping through the 2nd half of the morning NFL games and we are on! What'd I miss?


Long rain delay.  JJ gets screwed by a NASCAR official for saying he had a lose lugnut when he didn't, and Kurt sped (allegedly) through the pit on exit.  Also Buddhas, more rain, and spotters being spitting mad.

Did I miss anything?
 
2013-09-15 04:45:30 PM  

PainfulItching: I follow the Saints in football and the Reds in baseball. Let me have a winner in something.


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-15 04:45:35 PM  
AAAAAND We're done.
 
2013-09-15 04:45:38 PM  
Chevy got NASCAR in the early 70s to effectively ban the Ford Boss 429 and Chrysler Hemi big blocks with rule changes and restrictor plates so the boxy Monte Carlo could compete. In the 80s the Ford teams had to run recessed headlight buckets while Chevy teams got to cover theirs flush. Bill France JR. was on the General Motors Board of Directors. You have your multiple championship drivers Waltrip, Labonte, Earnhardt, Gordon, Stewart and Johnson. In their heyday with Chevrolet they would have a top 5 car every week right off the truck no matter the type or length of track like JJ does to this day.

My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.
 
2013-09-15 04:45:45 PM  

vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: I gots 3 words for ya: GO KYLE BUSCH

Woot!

If the race goes on today.

Just woke up fromsleeping through the 2nd half of the morning NFL games and we are on! What'd I miss?

Long rain delay.  JJ gets screwed by a NASCAR official for saying he had a lose lugnut when he didn't, and Kurt sped (allegedly) through the pit on exit.  Also Buddhas, more rain, and spotters being spitting mad.

Did I miss anything?


Navajo windtalkers.
 
2013-09-15 04:45:48 PM  
Jarrett still angry about 2001... lol
 
2013-09-15 04:46:09 PM  
So, for anyone more morans who want to know why we don't run in the rain, there you go.
 
2013-09-15 04:46:39 PM  

vegaswench: Did I miss anything?


poop yogurt
 
2013-09-15 04:46:47 PM  
that there looks like a game-ender for today. lots of rain a'comin down
 
2013-09-15 04:46:51 PM  

vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: I gots 3 words for ya: GO KYLE BUSCH

Woot!

If the race goes on today.

Just woke up fromsleeping through the 2nd half of the morning NFL games and we are on! What'd I miss?

Long rain delay.  JJ gets screwed by a NASCAR official for saying he had a lose lugnut when he didn't, and Kurt sped (allegedly) through the pit on exit.  Also Buddhas, more rain, and spotters being spitting mad.

Did I miss anything?


Ah poor Kurt. I was wondering why he was the only chaser outside the top 17. Thanks!
 
2013-09-15 04:47:33 PM  
Is anyone else having problems with Fark today?  Click on the refresh button gives me a "Page can not be displayed" message, and I have to wait around 3 minutes of attempting to reload the page before it finally reloads.

It seems that the problem only happens with Fark, all other websites are working fine.
 
2013-09-15 04:48:36 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: I gots 3 words for ya: GO KYLE BUSCH

Woot!

If the race goes on today.

Just woke up fromsleeping through the 2nd half of the morning NFL games and we are on! What'd I miss?

Long rain delay.  JJ gets screwed by a NASCAR official for saying he had a lose lugnut when he didn't, and Kurt sped (allegedly) through the pit on exit.  Also Buddhas, more rain, and spotters being spitting mad.

Did I miss anything?

Navajo windtalkers.


Doing a rain dance.
 
2013-09-15 04:48:57 PM  

Warmachine999: Is anyone else having problems with Fark today?  Click on the refresh button gives me a "Page can not be displayed" message, and I have to wait around 3 minutes of attempting to reload the page before it finally reloads.

It seems that the problem only happens with Fark, all other websites are working fine.


Not me, but I'm running the new OS... HAL 9000.
 
2013-09-15 04:49:08 PM  

Warmachine999: Is anyone else having problems with Fark today?  Click on the refresh button gives me a "Page can not be displayed" message, and I have to wait around 3 minutes of attempting to reload the page before it finally reloads.

It seems that the problem only happens with Fark, all other websites are working fine.


No problems here****CARRIER LOST****
 
2013-09-15 04:49:35 PM  

I'm just gonna say it, I miss the dogs.  Rain delay!

i.imgur.com

 
2013-09-15 04:49:44 PM  

Warmachine999: Is anyone else having problems with Fark today?  Click on the refresh button gives me a "Page can not be displayed" message, and I have to wait around 3 minutes of attempting to reload the page before it finally reloads.

It seems that the problem only happens with Fark, all other websites are working fine.


I am on mobile Fark. Working fine for me, even if I can't post pics.
 
2013-09-15 04:49:50 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(


It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws
 
2013-09-15 04:50:31 PM  

Warmachine999: Is anyone else having problems with Fark today?  Click on the refresh button gives me a "Page can not be displayed" message, and I have to wait around 3 minutes of attempting to reload the page before it finally reloads.

It seems that the problem only happens with Fark, all other websites are working fine.


I'm noticing some weird border rendering issues with some of the messages, but nothing that severe. I suggest using the farkback feedback form with your browser/OS. They fixed a scripting error I was encountering a few months back promptly.
 
2013-09-15 04:50:47 PM  

Jensaarai: vegaswench: Did I miss anything?

poop yogurt


I ignored those because ew. :D

Mztlplx: Navajo windtalkers.


Yeah, those were funny.
 
2013-09-15 04:51:18 PM  
@JennaFryer
Right before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."
 
2013-09-15 04:51:52 PM  

good_2_go: @JennaFryer
Right before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."


Get that man some poop yogurt!
 
2013-09-15 04:52:42 PM  

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(

It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws


but I have to work tomorrow and.....eh fark it, I have plenty of PTO :)
 
2013-09-15 04:53:31 PM  

Farking Sweet: My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.


Agree. Except when my HEMI wants to pass that. But my mood changes, I'll be back to GM in a while.
 
2013-09-15 04:54:47 PM  

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(

It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws

but I have to work tomorrow and.....eh fark it, I have plenty of PTO :)


Oh woman, that's a brilliant plan.
 
2013-09-15 04:57:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(

It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws

but I have to work tomorrow and.....eh fark it, I have plenty of PTO :)

Oh woman, that's a brilliant plan.


I can see it now. Both of you calling in to work with vision problem. "Sorry boss, I just can't see coming in to work today".
 
2013-09-15 04:57:45 PM  

crotchgrabber: good_2_go: @JennaFryer
Right before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."

Get that man some poop yogurt!


oh. That's a bad place for a bad stomach. There's gotta be discussions for a backup going on right now.

Jr wouldn't have brought it up if it wasn't near fatal for mere mortals.
 
2013-09-15 04:58:34 PM  

rhiannon: Farking Sweet: My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.

Agree. Except when my HEMI wants to pass that. But my mood changes, I'll be back to GM in a while.


I have a 30 year old diesel. What is this "passing" thing you speak of?
 
2013-09-15 04:58:37 PM  

crotchgrabber: good_2_go: @JennaFryer
Right before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."

Get that man some poop yogurt!


lol.  On a related note, Kyle was interviewed on MRN and is happy with the race delay because he had to go to the bathroom.
 
2013-09-15 04:59:17 PM  

Farking Sweet: Chevy got NASCAR in the early 70s to effectively ban the Ford Boss 429 and Chrysler Hemi big blocks with rule changes and restrictor plates so the boxy Monte Carlo could compete. In the 80s the Ford teams had to run recessed headlight buckets while Chevy teams got to cover theirs flush. Bill France JR. was on the General Motors Board of Directors. You have your multiple championship drivers Waltrip, Labonte, Earnhardt, Gordon, Stewart and Johnson. In their heyday with Chevrolet they would have a top 5 car every week right off the truck no matter the type or length of track like JJ does to this day.


That pendulum swings both ways. You're forgetting that NASCAR changed the rules to allow Ford teams to move the engine down in the frame on T-Birds so they could actually put a real manifold on it. The Ford small blocks were so tall, the V-6 T-Bird made more HP that the V-8 did in stock form due to that little "problem". Prior to the rule change, you could only more the engine 1 1/2" forward or backward from stock location. The Elliotts were eternally grateful for that.

Also remember when NASCAR allowed Ford to run the Taurus, which was never produced in a 2-door version. With that little rule change, stocks cars pretty much ceased to be anything near stock any longer.
 
2013-09-15 05:02:20 PM  

my lip balm addiction: crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(

It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws

but I have to work tomorrow and.....eh fark it, I have plenty of PTO :)

Oh woman, that's a brilliant plan.

I can see it now. Both of you calling in to work with vision problem. "Sorry boss, I just can't see coming in to work today".


I've actually called in "well" at this job once. "Hey boss, I feel way too farking good to sit at a desk all day and it's way too damn nice outside. I'll see you tomorrow."

He was surprisingly cool with that and met me at the beach later in the afternoon.
 
2013-09-15 05:04:29 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

After that pit stop, an angry #48-team tire changer is now offering to let NASCAR officials "examine his nuts a little closer."
 
2013-09-15 05:05:33 PM  

HamstersFromHell: Farking Sweet: Chevy got NASCAR in the early 70s to effectively ban the Ford Boss 429 and Chrysler Hemi big blocks with rule changes and restrictor plates so the boxy Monte Carlo could compete. In the 80s the Ford teams had to run recessed headlight buckets while Chevy teams got to cover theirs flush. Bill France JR. was on the General Motors Board of Directors. You have your multiple championship drivers Waltrip, Labonte, Earnhardt, Gordon, Stewart and Johnson. In their heyday with Chevrolet they would have a top 5 car every week right off the truck no matter the type or length of track like JJ does to this day.

That pendulum swings both ways. You're forgetting that NASCAR changed the rules to allow Ford teams to move the engine down in the frame on T-Birds so they could actually put a real manifold on it. The Ford small blocks were so tall, the V-6 T-Bird made more HP that the V-8 did in stock form due to that little "problem". Prior to the rule change, you could only more the engine 1 1/2" forward or backward from stock location. The Elliotts were eternally grateful for that.

Also remember when NASCAR allowed Ford to run the Taurus, which was never produced in a 2-door version. With that little rule change, stocks cars pretty much ceased to be anything near stock any longer.


Plus you also had Dodge AND Plymouth, Ford AND Mercury, Chevy AND Buick AND Pontiac.
 
2013-09-15 05:07:04 PM  

Mztlplx: rhiannon: Farking Sweet: My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.

Agree. Except when my HEMI wants to pass that. But my mood changes, I'll be back to GM in a while.

I have a 30 year old diesel. What is this "passing" thing you speak of?


Occasionally, you'll see a vehicle in front of you, and you have to plant a firm left foot..........to be able to raise your butt to the right to let one go. It's more difficult with the preponderance of bucket seats.
 
2013-09-15 05:12:05 PM  

smerfnablin: The NASCAR official has 1 farking job during a pit stop and he couldn't do that right!

Did Joey logano's dad write him a check too?!


Nah. Penske told the official since he's got some connections over on the Indy car circuit, he can now get him a date with Ashley Judd.
 
2013-09-15 05:14:33 PM  

rhiannon: Mztlplx: rhiannon: Farking Sweet: My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.

Agree. Except when my HEMI wants to pass that. But my mood changes, I'll be back to GM in a while.

I have a 30 year old diesel. What is this "passing" thing you speak of?

Occasionally, you'll see a vehicle in front of you, and you have to plant a firm left foot..........to be able to raise your butt to the right to let one go. It's more difficult with the preponderance of bucket seats.


Meh. Nice wide leather seats, it's an old Benz. Great reverb.
 
2013-09-15 05:15:36 PM  
PainfulItching: Plus you also had Dodge AND Plymouth, Ford AND Mercury, Chevy AND Buick AND Pontiac.

You forgot Hudson. Never forget the Hornet.
 
2013-09-15 05:16:58 PM  

Mztlplx: Meh. Nice wide leather seats, it's an old Benz. Great reverb.


Well, that takes out the "rich Corinthian Leath" jokes...
 
2013-09-15 05:17:02 PM  
that much rain, i can't really see them restarting the race today.
 
2013-09-15 05:19:13 PM  

Mztlplx: rhiannon: Mztlplx: rhiannon: Farking Sweet: My point? If I was a race car driver l want to drive a Chevy.

Agree. Except when my HEMI wants to pass that. But my mood changes, I'll be back to GM in a while.

I have a 30 year old diesel. What is this "passing" thing you speak of?

Occasionally, you'll see a vehicle in front of you, and you have to plant a firm left foot..........to be able to raise your butt to the right to let one go. It's more difficult with the preponderance of bucket seats.

Meh. Nice wide leather seats, it's an old Benz. Great reverb.


Most of those didn't last 5 years. The ones that survived 10 years are indestructible.
 
2013-09-15 05:20:17 PM  

crotchgrabber: my lip balm addiction: crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: Well fark. :(

It's OK QMB - since they ain;t halfway there will be more racing. Today or tomorrow, there will be more racing.

If they were past halfway that coulda been it.

/grasping for victory straws

but I have to work tomorrow and.....eh fark it, I have plenty of PTO :)

Oh woman, that's a brilliant plan.

I can see it now. Both of you calling in to work with vision problem. "Sorry boss, I just can't see coming in to work today".

I've actually called in "well" at this job once. "Hey boss, I feel way too farking good to sit at a desk all day and it's way too damn nice outside. I'll see you tomorrow."

He was surprisingly cool with that and met me at the beach later in the afternoon.


That's awesome!
 
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