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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 04:14:22 PM  

rhiannon: Was mentioned before I'm sure but get rid of the rest of the field and make it an IROC race for the next 10 races if you're going to do this useless crap.


2 words. Manufacturer's championship.
 
2013-09-15 04:16:31 PM  

Jensaarai: What Joonyerr's car reminds me of from a distance:[images57.fotki.com image 850x560]


I don't have the program for last year's historic race at Seca, but I'm pretty sure that one was there. A 17 with Folgers on the hood won. I'm pissed that I don't have the program. I have it for every year but 2012 since 2005.
 
2013-09-15 04:16:43 PM  
Random Name Generator: Also Dick Trickle in 1995 :(

I would guess smoking during cautions also now breaks Rule 12.4 somehow.
 
2013-09-15 04:16:56 PM  

good_2_go: @Reid_Spencer
Kyle Busch credited with a lap led because he beat 48 to stripe on restart. Technically, a lead change under yellow.


DanZero: Nate Ryan @nateryan

Perhaps an unintended consequence of today's restart tweak: Lead changes under a yellow flag are now possible.


My word, I would say I'm to drunk fr all this madness, but I haven't started yet.  Maybe now would be a good time.  Madness, I tells ya.

Also, the spotters are very unhappy with the lack of digital radios and are making all sorts of cracks about it.

Everything's changing...
 
2013-09-15 04:17:04 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If a non-Chaser wrecks a Chase driver, that driver then takes the wrecked driver's spot in the Chase, right?
 
2013-09-15 04:17:10 PM  

PainfulItching: rhiannon: Was mentioned before I'm sure but get rid of the rest of the field and make it an IROC race for the next 10 races if you're going to do this useless crap.

2 words. Manufacturer's championship.


Thank god for Dodge. Wait...
 
2013-09-15 04:18:06 PM  
I have COPD. Now that I take these pills for it, I can have a pet elephant
 
2013-09-15 04:19:09 PM  

vegaswench: Also, the spotters are very unhappy with the lack of digital radios and are making all sorts of cracks about it.


That is such an unbelievably bad rule I'm having a hard time coming up with a reason that they would do it. Huge pain in the ass for every one involved.
 
2013-09-15 04:19:56 PM  
I gotta wonder how Tony reacted to that Boyer-Kenseth ad with the scooters...
 
2013-09-15 04:20:08 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

All that stands between Kyle Busch and a weekend sweep right now is about 400,000 car lengths, then Jimmie Johnson.
 
2013-09-15 04:20:25 PM  

rhiannon: PainfulItching: rhiannon: Was mentioned before I'm sure but get rid of the rest of the field and make it an IROC race for the next 10 races if you're going to do this useless crap.

2 words. Manufacturer's championship.

Thank god for Dodge. Wait...


Dodge decided they didn't want to commit the research and money to the racing engine program.
 
2013-09-15 04:21:43 PM  
Danica! No, that was just some green space....
 
2013-09-15 04:22:10 PM  
Stenhouse gives up a spot to his teammate.

I smell shenanigans....
 
2013-09-15 04:22:40 PM  

freak7: Farking Sweet: Not the most exciting track either.

That's being far to kind. I've been to the track in Joliet a few times and the races have been horribly boring. The only thing that makes it worth it is having a spot on the infield. How anybody can sit in the stands and have a good time is beyond me.


Friday's truck race was decent but the Cup cars seem just too fast to put on good side by side racing here. This aero sealing the nose to the track blows. My breakaway CART stock car series will fix this.
 
2013-09-15 04:23:24 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

If a non-Chaser wrecks a Chase driver, that driver then takes the wrecked driver's spot in the Chase, right?


Unless the non-chaser also wrecks.

Then Jeff Gordon gets the points.
 
2013-09-15 04:24:09 PM  

HamstersFromHell: Random Name Generator: Also Dick Trickle in 1995 :(

I would guess smoking during cautions also now breaks Rule 12.4 somehow.


I am sure Brian France will somehow penalize him, retroactively.
 
2013-09-15 04:24:55 PM  
Logano just passed Kyle Busch and the biatchfest started

Where's your power idol now vegaswench ? :)

/jk
 
2013-09-15 04:24:56 PM  

Farking Sweet: freak7: Farking Sweet: Not the most exciting track either.

That's being far to kind. I've been to the track in Joliet a few times and the races have been horribly boring. The only thing that makes it worth it is having a spot on the infield. How anybody can sit in the stands and have a good time is beyond me.

Friday's truck race was decent but the Cup cars seem just too fast to put on good side by side racing here. This aero sealing the nose to the track blows. My breakaway CART stock car series will fix this.


I still think my "10 minutes with a baseball bat" suggestion has a certain simple elegance to it.
 
2013-09-15 04:25:32 PM  
IDOL!!!!
 
2013-09-15 04:25:59 PM  
And there goes Johnson's pit crew.
 
2013-09-15 04:26:05 PM  
Sorenson, Raines, and McDowell are all "Off," but not "out."
 
2013-09-15 04:28:03 PM  

Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.


Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra seconds
 
2013-09-15 04:28:15 PM  

Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.


Chase Buddha works in fat and mysterious ways.
 
2013-09-15 04:28:37 PM  

crotchgrabber: vegaswench: Also, the spotters are very unhappy with the lack of digital radios and are making all sorts of cracks about it.

That is such an unbelievably bad rule I'm having a hard time coming up with a reason that they would do it. Huge pain in the ass for every one involved.


Something tells me that rule won't last long and they'll change it again.  The rules aren't so much "rules" as fickle determinations to try to make everybody/nobody happy.

smerfnablin: Logano just passed Kyle Busch and the biatchfest started

Where's your power idol now vegaswench ? :)

/jk


hahaha
 
2013-09-15 04:28:40 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Rain is reported at the track, and France shakes his fists and yells, "ONLY I HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE IT RAIN."
 
2013-09-15 04:28:51 PM  
Junior running good in 3rd.
 
2013-09-15 04:29:42 PM  
Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.

Dammit Kurt1!
 
2013-09-15 04:29:59 PM  
MacMary on pit road?

who needed an extra point today?
 
2013-09-15 04:30:02 PM  

smerfnablin: Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.

Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra seconds


well that's a visual I didn't need
 
2013-09-15 04:31:10 PM  

PainfulItching: rhiannon: PainfulItching: rhiannon: Was mentioned before I'm sure but get rid of the rest of the field and make it an IROC race for the next 10 races if you're going to do this useless crap.

2 words. Manufacturer's championship.

Thank god for Dodge. Wait...

Dodge decided they didn't want to commit the research and money to the racing engine program.


However, it still contributes to my passing strategy.
 
2013-09-15 04:31:25 PM  

vegaswench: Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.

Dammit Kurt1!


I have my own idol :)
 
2013-09-15 04:31:34 PM  
Boner pills should have grabbed the five dollar foot long ad campaign before Subway did.
 
2013-09-15 04:31:37 PM  

QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.

Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra seconds

well that's a visual I didn't need


i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-15 04:32:19 PM  
@dustinlong
That marks the 7th time this season Kurt Busch has been called for speeding on pit road.
 
2013-09-15 04:32:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.

Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra seconds

well that's a visual I didn't need

[i205.photobucket.com image 400x300]


I lol'd
 
2013-09-15 04:33:14 PM  
Go Kasey!

imageshack.us
 
2013-09-15 04:33:24 PM  

vegaswench: my lip balm addiction: I gots 3 words for ya: GO KYLE BUSCH

Woot!

If the race goes on today.


Just woke up fromsleeping through the 2nd half of the morning NFL games and we are on! What'd I miss?
 
2013-09-15 04:33:26 PM  
Jimmie Johnson likes bearded ladies.
 
2013-09-15 04:33:40 PM  
I expected more France bashing in this thread...I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-15 04:33:42 PM  

Farking Sweet: freak7: Farking Sweet: Not the most exciting track either.

That's being far to kind. I've been to the track in Joliet a few times and the races have been horribly boring. The only thing that makes it worth it is having a spot on the infield. How anybody can sit in the stands and have a good time is beyond me.

Friday's truck race was decent but the Cup cars seem just too fast to put on good side by side racing here. This aero sealing the nose to the track blows. My breakaway CART stock car series will fix this.


When they are talking about milligrams on the valve stems, there can't be that much difference between cars. It's in the setup, and behind the wheel. I wouldn't mind seeing qualifying done by drawing names/numbers. This putting the faster guys up front seems backwards. Never made sense to me.
 
2013-09-15 04:34:06 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

NASCAR apparently made a mistake on JJ's pit stop. They atone for it by letting his newborn into the Chase.
 
2013-09-15 04:34:32 PM  
Heh. Great commercial timing for me. Just switched over in time for a Raiders touchdown. I had a happy moment.

Oh, and Chad looks sad.
 
2013-09-15 04:35:00 PM  
Wow the NASCAR official screwed the 48

That guy needs to be fired

NOW
 
2013-09-15 04:36:33 PM  
This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.
 
2013-09-15 04:38:11 PM  

PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.


don't worry, they'll call a "debris" caution so he'll catch up
 
2013-09-15 04:38:23 PM  

PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.


Except...you just did!

*Head asplodes*
 
2013-09-15 04:38:30 PM  

DanZero: nascarcasm @nascarcasm

NASCAR apparently made a mistake on JJ's pit stop. They atone for it by letting his newborn into the Chase.


Seriously

After all the bullshiat about maintaining the integrity of the sport and making up rules...

The NASCAR official has 1 farking job during a pit stop and he couldn't do that right!

Did Joey logano's dad write him a check too?!
 
2013-09-15 04:38:41 PM  

PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.


Yes you and snerfnablin are surely heartbroken. It must suck to root for the most successful race car driver of the last 30 years - your tears sustain me.

/did seem like a particularly shiatty call
//just playing my part in the Weeners.
 
2013-09-15 04:40:35 PM  

QueenMamaBee: vegaswench: Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.

Dammit Kurt1!

I have my own idol :)


Haters gonna hate
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-15 04:40:36 PM  

QueenMamaBee: PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.

don't worry, they'll call a "debris" caution so he'll catch up


No they are going to red flag the race with logano or some dipshiat driver in the lead...
 
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