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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 03:40:43 PM
giggity  giggity   giggity
 
2013-09-15 03:40:52 PM
Here we go!  Welcome to the 2013 Chase.
 
2013-09-15 03:41:23 PM
Logano is kickin the shiat outta that hamster under the hood.
 
2013-09-15 03:41:26 PM

DanZero: Jensaarai: crotchgrabber: Jensaarai: Broktun: How about slap on some Goodyear rain tires and race like men?

Let's see those lightweight, high downforce open wheel guys try it on an oval before we ask the big heavy low downforce guys to make a go of it.

If I remember correctly, The Great Brian Barnhart tried to make the IRL do it once. Major driver protests ensued. That man should never be allowed near a race track.

Trying to restart Indycar on slicks at a damp New Hampshire gave us the most iconic meme in recent Indycar history. It was, afterall, Barnhart who was the target of Will Power's double bird, when the TV cameras just happened to be on him from a distance.

[i.imgur.com image 720x400]

That was also the day the pic I made went super viral on Fark. Out of all of them I ever did, I wager each of you has a copy :)


Um, yep!
 
2013-09-15 03:42:12 PM
Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-15 03:43:35 PM
Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone

I hope NNS regular Kyle Busch can sneak up there and steal a win from these damned Cup drivers.
 
2013-09-15 03:43:43 PM
Can one of those idols curse Logano? Please?
 
2013-09-15 03:43:45 PM
@brantjames
Penske spotters communicating with drivers in an ancient Sumerian dialect. I might have made some or all of that up.
 
2013-09-15 03:44:20 PM

good_2_go: rhiannon: drove the Dempster up to Inuvik, NWT.

I hate you. I got to Dawson City but chickened out on going up the Dempster.


Oh man, I fell in love with Dawson and stayed an extra day there before and I back tracked to stay a day longer after. So damn peaceful, there.
 
2013-09-15 03:47:06 PM
A Cialis AND Viagra commercial at the same exact time (NASCAR race and Panthers game).  Wow.  So many boner commercials.  Double-drink!
 
2013-09-15 03:47:17 PM
Newsflash: Hendrick hires Navajo codetalkers for next season.

/called it here
 
2013-09-15 03:48:22 PM

good_2_go: @brantjames
Penske spotters communicating with drivers in an ancient Sumerian dialect. I might have made some or all of that up.


I know have this image of codetalkers trying in vain to translate "clear high y'all" into Navajo...
 
2013-09-15 03:48:43 PM
Lap 11 before the first commercial. On a 1.5 miler, no less. Impressive.

/The rain delay helped.
 
2013-09-15 03:48:45 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Can't wait to hear this on in-car radio: "OK, do I have a tire going down, or do I have 'a tire going down'?"
 
2013-09-15 03:49:48 PM
Oh, new reason to hate Fox Sports 1 --

I wanted to watch Race Day before today's coverage. Turns out it was on from 6-8am, my time. It was over before, as of a few weeks ago, it should have started.  That is very sh*tty programming.
 
2013-09-15 03:50:01 PM

crotchgrabber: Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

[i.imgur.com image 850x634]


So many Buddhas!  Very nice!   Needs more incense, but very impressive.
 
2013-09-15 03:51:12 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Oh, new reason to hate Fox Sports 1 --

I wanted to watch Race Day before today's coverage. Turns out it was on from 6-8am, my time. It was over before, as of a few weeks ago, it should have started.  That is very sh*tty programming.


Yeah, that sucked. I was in insomniac mode this morning though so I caught most of it.
 
2013-09-15 03:51:45 PM

technomuse: good_2_go: @brantjames
Penske spotters communicating with drivers in an ancient Sumerian dialect. I might have made some or all of that up.

I know have this image of codetalkers trying in vain to translate "clear high y'all" into Navajo...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-15 03:52:21 PM

crotchgrabber: Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

[i.imgur.com image 850x634]



segafans.com
 
2013-09-15 03:52:38 PM

vegaswench: crotchgrabber: Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...

[i.imgur.com image 850x634]

So many Buddhas!  Very nice!   Needs more incense, but very impressive.


I knew I was missing something. Maybe I'll update it through the chase. I thought the hammer and duct tape would help.
 
2013-09-15 03:52:49 PM
Dear little tiny infant baby Jesus, please smite the 22's engine.
 
2013-09-15 03:54:07 PM

DanZero: technomuse: good_2_go: @brantjames
Penske spotters communicating with drivers in an ancient Sumerian dialect. I might have made some or all of that up.

I know have this image of codetalkers trying in vain to translate "clear high y'all" into Navajo...


You magnificent farker...thank you!
 
2013-09-15 03:54:17 PM
Looks like all 43 cars will make it to the competition caution.
 
2013-09-15 03:55:16 PM
I hope Clint got his benadryl for his itchy arm.
 
2013-09-15 03:55:27 PM

Jensaarai: Looks like all 43 cars will make it to the competition caution.


100%
 
2013-09-15 03:55:36 PM

PainfulItching: Newsflash: Hendrick hires Navajo codetalkers for next season.

/called it here


Damn you, you stole my idea!

/shakes tiny rodent paw in impotent rage
 
2013-09-15 03:55:58 PM

good_2_go: Jensaarai: Looks like all 43 cars will make it to the competition caution.

100%


how many will get back on track?
 
2013-09-15 03:56:47 PM
Damn, that's a sorry looking crowd.
 
2013-09-15 03:57:30 PM

HamstersFromHell: PainfulItching: Newsflash: Hendrick hires Navajo codetalkers for next season.

/called it here

Damn you, you stole my idea!

/shakes tiny rodent paw in impotent rage


I wonder if I can patent that, just so I can license it.
 
2013-09-15 03:58:35 PM
48 is leading. ALL POWER TO THE IDOL!
 
2013-09-15 04:00:12 PM
Cheat The Leg

Napa KNOW HOW to get theirs in the Chase
 
2013-09-15 04:00:44 PM
Laps under cautions count as laps led...

Let's see what 2 tires can do here
 
2013-09-15 04:02:31 PM

PainfulItching: I wonder if I can patent that, just so I can license it.


I'm thinking of the drivers, while racing in the middle of the pack hearing: "Please push 1 for English, push 2 for Navajo, or please hold for your crew chief."
 
2013-09-15 04:02:32 PM
That infield grass almost gives me vertigo.

/wavey
 
2013-09-15 04:03:49 PM

freak7: Damn, that's a sorry looking crowd.


Well they put the race same day as a Bears home game. Not the most exciting track either. I was thinking during the NW race yesterday during the Kyle Busch Toyota Benefit 250 how who would skip College Football to watch the snoozefest? Single file no passing for the lead. Could have been a decent race if the 3 and 12 were battling for the lead but the Cup guy never misses a chance to come down to beat up on the NW guys.
 
2013-09-15 04:03:53 PM
Here comes the rain again

And now I have the Eurythmics in my head.
 
2013-09-15 04:03:53 PM
48 gets to lead extra lap. OMG CONSPIRACY!!!11
 
2013-09-15 04:04:23 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Johnson takes lead during pit stops. Immediately, the scoring pylon malfunctions and reads lap 135, and it begins pouring rain.
 
2013-09-15 04:04:35 PM
Raindrops keep falling on my track
But that doesn't mean the flag will soon be turnin' red
Crying's not for me
Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me.
 
2013-09-15 04:04:39 PM

HamstersFromHell: PainfulItching: I wonder if I can patent that, just so I can license it.

I'm thinking of the drivers, while racing in the middle of the pack hearing: "Please push 1 for English, push 2 for Navajo, or please hold for your crew chief."


Route 'em through a Sprint call center.
 
2013-09-15 04:05:46 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Caution has been extended so the drivers can be re-read all 15 articles of the restart rules package again.
 
2013-09-15 04:05:57 PM

vegaswench: Here comes the rain again

And now I have the Eurythmics in my head.


I'm only happy when it rains.

/change yer mental radio station?
 
2013-09-15 04:07:40 PM
Dang. The Saints game just started. Now I gotta flip back and forth.
 
2013-09-15 04:08:01 PM

Farking Sweet: Not the most exciting track either.


That's being far to kind. I've been to the track in Joliet a few times and the races have been horribly boring. The only thing that makes it worth it is having a spot on the infield. How anybody can sit in the stands and have a good time is beyond me.
 
2013-09-15 04:10:25 PM
What Joonyerr's car reminds me of from a distance:images57.fotki.com
 
2013-09-15 04:11:26 PM

DanZero: technomuse: good_2_go: @brantjames
Penske spotters communicating with drivers in an ancient Sumerian dialect. I might have made some or all of that up.

I know have this image of codetalkers trying in vain to translate "clear high y'all" into Navajo...


BTW, translation I was given was "Yo-ah-hol-zohd Wo-tah Chidi-da-ah-he-goni" which apparently means "clear, high fighting cars"
Best I can do on a mobile...
 
2013-09-15 04:12:01 PM
Was mentioned before I'm sure but get rid of the rest of the field and make it an IROC race for the next 10 races if you're going to do this useless crap.
 
2013-09-15 04:12:44 PM
@Reid_Spencer
Kyle Busch credited with a lap led because he beat 48 to stripe on restart. Technically, a lead change under yellow.
 
2013-09-15 04:13:11 PM
Nate Ryan @nateryan

Perhaps an unintended consequence of today's restart tweak: Lead changes under a yellow flag are now possible.
 
2013-09-15 04:13:42 PM

Jensaarai: What Joonyerr's car reminds me of from a distance:[images57.fotki.com image 850x560]


Lake Speeeeeeed. Also Dick Trickle in 1995 :(
 
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