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(NASCAR)   Hot off a raw week of scandal, the first NASCAR race in the Chase is set to begin. Who will lay the smackdown today? It's the Geico 400 (1:00PM ET, ESPN)   (nascar.com) divider line 750
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2013-09-15 02:09:57 PM  
@JennaFryer
I wish we could go back to the simpler times in life when the weight of a connecting rod was the biggest conspiracy.
 
2013-09-15 02:11:37 PM  
The word of the day for Matt Kenseth is, "control."
 
2013-09-15 02:12:05 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Somewhere Chick McGee is sobbing.


Ever listened to his podcast? I get the impression that dude is one bad life event from pulling the plug.
 
2013-09-15 02:12:16 PM  

smerfnablin: Why is Matt kenseth hitting on the blonde espn girl and not getting in his car?


It's part of ESPN's secret plan to influence the results of the Chase using sex.
 
2013-09-15 02:13:07 PM  
Forecast for Joliet, IL. Doesn't look good.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-15 02:13:20 PM  

DanZero: mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer

[img.photobucket.com image 750x574]


permanent fame!
 
2013-09-15 02:16:51 PM  
There's dirt track racing on Fox Sports 1. That can be interesting. kind of. At least to hold over until this race starts.
 
2013-09-15 02:18:04 PM  

PainfulItching: There's dirt track racing on Fox Sports 1. That can be interesting. kind of. At least to hold over until this race starts.


Yeah, I've been back and forth with that.
 
2013-09-15 02:20:48 PM  
I missed the MotoGP this morning and I'm pissed they don't appear to be re-broadcasting it...
 
2013-09-15 02:22:56 PM  
Did Kyle just posthumously knight Bill France?
 
2013-09-15 02:23:26 PM  

ski9600: I missed the MotoGP this morning and I'm pissed they don't appear to be re-broadcasting it...


That's what happens when Fox decides they need to be ESPN.
 
2013-09-15 02:24:47 PM  
Vince McMahon to replace Mike Helton at NASCAR.

(might as well, he has more experience with contrived finishes to "sporting" events)
 
2013-09-15 02:27:12 PM  
Gangbang in Danica's trailer.
 
2013-09-15 02:28:53 PM  

Professor Farksworth: ski9600: I missed the MotoGP this morning and I'm pissed they don't appear to be re-broadcasting it...

That's what happens when Fox decides they need to be ESPN.


They kinda remind me of early MTV right now. Desperate for relevant programming. Watched the NYPD vs NYFD football game yesterday.
 
2013-09-15 02:32:19 PM  
WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?
 
2013-09-15 02:34:04 PM  

Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?


Probably something to do with the increased popularity of buttsex.
 
2013-09-15 02:34:52 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

It's a rain delay. Y'all know what the means.. double doses of Rusty, Brad, and Ray!
 
2013-09-15 02:35:47 PM  

freak7: Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?

Probably something to do with the increased popularity of buttsex.


You just came up with a brilliant cross promotion for poop yogurt and boner pills.
 
2013-09-15 02:37:11 PM  
WHAR BIG LEBOWSKI MEMES...WHAR!!!!
 
2013-09-15 02:37:36 PM  
I'm impressed

Jimmie Johnson understands statistics

And TNT's broadcasters couldn't even do simple math...
 
2013-09-15 02:38:02 PM  

Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?


Side effects may include

UNCONTROLLABLE POOP

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-15 02:38:54 PM  

crotchgrabber: You just came up with a brilliant cross promotion for poop yogurt and boner pills.


How about a condom that's coated in probiotic lube?
 
2013-09-15 02:39:58 PM  

fatalvenom: WHAR BIG LEBOWSKI MEMES...WHAR!!!!


Monday's throws, scroll back
 
2013-09-15 02:41:29 PM  

DanZero: Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?

Side effects may include

UNCONTROLLABLE POOP

[img.photobucket.com image 224x163]


I didn't get any sleep last night. Woke up around 2:30... Now I find myself watching a poo gif for five minutes straight.

I really hope I get to unveil Chase Buddha today.
 
2013-09-15 02:41:48 PM  
Officially renaming the AIR Titan to the WHAR TITAN
 
2013-09-15 02:42:26 PM  

DanZero: Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?

Side effects may include

UNCONTROLLABLE POOP

[img.photobucket.com image 224x163]


Speaking of which, gotta see a guy about a horse...
 
2013-09-15 02:43:41 PM  
Just for you fatal:

http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/41360113

(How do you image post over smart phone btw?)
 
2013-09-15 02:47:12 PM  

smerfnablin: Just for you fatal:

http://m.memegenerator.net/instance/41360113

(How do you image post over smart phone btw?)


There's a full site button on the bottom. You get the usual complement of farktools that way.
 
2013-09-15 02:49:56 PM  

Jensaarai: Officially renaming the AIR Titan to the WHAR TITAN


@bobpockrass
Those drying track tell NASCAR race control say "3-3:30" before track is dry. Assume they're talking Central Time but not positive.


@bobpockrass
Air Titan is not here .... NASCAR requires tracks to pay for the big air compressors up front. teams pay for jet fuel they use to dry trax

/assume he means tracks, not teams
 
2013-09-15 02:52:27 PM  
Just to clarify:  NASCAR's response to an attempt to manipulate the points and change the lineup of Chase participants was to...manipulate the points and change the lineup of Chase participants?  At least NASCAR is consistent with its inconsistency.

Psst.  Mark Martin, this might be a good week to ask about that penalty from 1990.
 
2013-09-15 02:52:49 PM  
NASCAR Rules @Rules_of_NASCAR

The Air Titan is being penalized for not giving 100%. A very slow drive-through penalty.
 
2013-09-15 02:53:00 PM  
Cars being pushed out to pit road.

My uneducated guess is we get 50 laps in before the next rain delay, then finish late tonight.
 
2013-09-15 02:53:02 PM  
And for those.complaining about missing MotoGP. FoxSports1 is repeating San Marino at 3 Eastern.
 
2013-09-15 02:53:24 PM  

Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?

bwahahaha

 
2013-09-15 02:54:04 PM  
they're moving cars!
 
2013-09-15 02:55:02 PM  
Ah, the lovely sound of jet dryers.
 
2013-09-15 02:58:01 PM  

vegaswench: Cars being pushed out to pit road.

My uneducated guess is we get 50 laps in before the next rain delay, then finish late tonight.


The first 25 of those will be caution laps to help dry the track like they somehow do. Prepare for Juablo + Jet Dryer jokes.
 
2013-09-15 02:58:45 PM  

vegaswench: Cars being pushed out to pit road.

My uneducated guess is we get 50 laps in before the next rain delay, then finish late tonight.


I just realized espn has Monday night football on tomorrow

Wonder if that is motivating the rush to start

They could have just said "rain in area, see you tomorrow night"
 
2013-09-15 02:59:38 PM  

Jensaarai: The first 25 of those will be caution laps to help dry the track like they somehow do. Prepare for Juablo + Jet Dryer jokes.


I'm gonna miss him.
 
2013-09-15 03:00:13 PM  
All races should be on Saturday so you get Sunday as a make up day.
 
2013-09-15 03:01:11 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

We have reached conclusion that AirTitan is like that really hot girlfriend Brian France SWEARS he has that lives in another state.
 
2013-09-15 03:01:56 PM  
MRN saying "possibly" starting in 30 minutes.
 
2013-09-15 03:02:33 PM  

freak7: All races should be on Saturday so you get Sunday as a make up day.


I'd vote for that.  Especially in September and later.  I've got so many tabs open (NFL thread, twitter, a few water-bearing images, et al.) that my mouse finger's twitching.
 
2013-09-15 03:02:36 PM  

vegaswench: Jensaarai: The first 25 of those will be caution laps to help dry the track like they somehow do. Prepare for Juablo + Jet Dryer jokes.

I'm gonna miss him.


News is he turned down an offer to go Indycar racing with Andretti. Rumors are now pointing towards him staying in NASCAR, with Furniture Row being the name most commonly thrown around.
 
2013-09-15 03:03:39 PM  

vegaswench: Cars being pushed out to pit road.

My uneducated guess is we get 50 laps in before the next rain delay, then finish late tonight.


Looks like a pretty good guess, maybe they get to half-way. Whether they continue after the rain probably depends on who is leading at that point.

Joliet is about the middle of the right edge of this radar:

http://www.wunderground.com/radar/radblast.asp?zoommode=pan&prevzoom =z oom&num=10&frame=0&delay=100&scale=1.000&noclutter=1&ID=DVN&type=N0R&s howstorms=10&lat=0&lon=0&label=you&map.x=400&map.y=240&scale=1.000&cen terx=400&centery=240&showlabels=1&rainsnow=0&lightning=1&lerror=20&num _stns_min=2&num_stns_max=9999&avg_off=9999&smooth=0
 
2013-09-15 03:03:47 PM  

smerfnablin: Wonder if that is motivating the rush to start

They could have just said "rain in area, see you tomorrow night"


Ratings. They know they'll lose a ton of eyeballs if it runs tomorrow and (just guessing here) lose ad revenue. I'd bet it's in a contract somewhere. Likewise, team sponsors lose their "free" airtime. This is a business first and foremost, racing be damned.
 
2013-09-15 03:04:55 PM  
Farker on the spot: Cars are being pushed out and uncovered. Track is dry. Sprinkles are staring back up, though.
 
2013-09-15 03:05:39 PM  
@MRNRadio
NASCAR has announced that opening ceremonies are now set for 3:15 p.m. ET. Cars continue to be pushed onto pit road.
 
2013-09-15 03:08:33 PM  
Poop yogurt!
 
2013-09-15 03:09:02 PM  
How bout a drinking game around the defecation commercials?
 
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