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(NPR)   Selfiephobia (fear of taking a photograph of oneself) and Expiraphobia (fear of forgetting to renew a domain name). Surely Farkers come up with more new phobias that need catchy names   (npr.org) divider line 113
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2013-09-15 12:02:20 AM
Pedophobia, the fear that your child is gonna get kidnapped, raped, and then killed despite the fact that the odds are greater than a five million to one.
 
2013-09-15 12:04:13 AM
Floodophobia, the fear that you might get teleported this very second to Colorado.
 
2013-09-15 12:04:26 AM
MoFobia: The fear of being called a "muther focker" by a large black man.
 
2013-09-15 12:04:40 AM
Phobosphobia - Fear of one of the moons of Mars.
 
2013-09-15 12:04:53 AM
Floriphobia: The fear that stories from Florida will cease, thus rendering Fark useless.
 
2013-09-15 12:05:13 AM
Trollophobia: The fear that you're not clever enough to get the joke.
 
2013-09-15 12:06:00 AM

worlddan: Pedophobia, the fear that your child is gonna get kidnapped, raped, and then killed despite the fact that the odds are greater than a five million to one.


This sounds legit. Good job!
 
2013-09-15 12:06:18 AM
Orgasmophobia? Fear of orgasms?
 
2013-09-15 12:06:21 AM
Interphobia:  fear of the Internet or World Wide Web.

Took everything I had to come and post this.
 
2013-09-15 12:07:22 AM
President Franklin Roosevelt famously pointed out that fear itself is really the only thing we have to fear.

Roosephobia: The fear of FDR coming back to life.
 
2013-09-15 12:07:55 AM

Notabunny: Trollophobia: The fear that you're not clever enough to get the joke.


Trolololololophobia, the fear that one has of rural fields filled with daisies and other wildflowers.
 
2013-09-15 12:08:00 AM

4seasons85!: worlddan: Pedophobia, the fear that your child is gonna get kidnapped, raped, and then killed despite the fact that the odds are greater than a five million to one.

This sounds legit. Good job!


That's because it does exist, it is the fear of children.
 
2013-09-15 12:08:06 AM
Flowbia:

www.jlryan.com

The fear of having your hair cut with a vacuum cleaner.
 
2013-09-15 12:08:18 AM
Phobiaphobia.  The fear that people will never stop finding names for senseless phobias.
 
2013-09-15 12:08:49 AM

phrawgh: MoFobia: The fear of being called a "muther focker" by a large black man.


I thought MoFobia is the fear of mobil food trucks. Is that citrus juice I taste in the ceviche, or urine?
 
2013-09-15 12:09:15 AM
Phobia: fear of Vietnamese noodle soups.
 
2013-09-15 12:10:02 AM
Phobea:

i.cdn.turner.com

The fear of Bea Arthur.
 
2013-09-15 12:10:05 AM
Catatragiphobia, the fear that the universe will come to an end if you make a mistake in a Fark post and follow up to correct it.
 
2013-09-15 12:10:45 AM
Phobabphobaphobia: The fear of people who have phobias about phobias.
 
2013-09-15 12:11:25 AM
Baconphobia. Fear of running out of bacon.
 
2013-09-15 12:12:43 AM
Farkaltiphobia: Fear of having your main username discovered while trolling/threadshiatting fark with your alt.
 
2013-09-15 12:13:37 AM
Fapiphobia: The fear of having ones hands amputated.
 
2013-09-15 12:13:45 AM
Snopesophobia: The fear that your beer-addled hyperbole will be revealed.
 
2013-09-15 12:15:32 AM
JohnnyC: Farkaltiphobia: Fear of having your main username discovered while trolling/threadshiatting fark with your alt.

otherwise known as "danplooning"
 
2013-09-15 12:16:11 AM

worlddan: Pedophobia, the fear that your child is gonna get kidnapped, raped, and then killed despite the fact that the odds are greater than a five million to one.


Probably not a comfort if your kid is the1 in 5 mil.
 
2013-09-15 12:16:48 AM
Boobiesphobia - fear of the filter
 
2013-09-15 12:18:20 AM
Seacreastaphobia = the fear that Ryan Seacrest will still be the host of shows while I'm in the nursing home.
 
2013-09-15 12:19:46 AM
Oboephopia - fear of tuning your instrument.
 
2013-09-15 12:20:14 AM
Agorgoraphobia - The fear of clicking on a photo link posted by certain FARKers.
 
2013-09-15 12:20:32 AM
Veremutimundiphobia - the fear that this planet and human culture in general isn't just a big cosmic joke.
 
2013-09-15 12:20:58 AM
SnuggiePhobia -- Fear all your neighbors secretly wear Snuggies™ to ball games or spectator orgies.


www.psychologytoday.com
 
2013-09-15 12:21:01 AM
Kenobiphobia: The fear of millions of voices.
 
2013-09-15 12:21:08 AM
expostfactophobia - the fear you get between the time you post something you think you know, and the time you actually check your facts on Google.
 
2013-09-15 12:21:17 AM
Morienssineullosexusomnisfarketteaphobia
Morienssineullosexusfarketteaphobia
Nemohoctransferendisaphobia
Tempusperdoaphobia
Solummoribundaaphobia
 
2013-09-15 12:21:47 AM
Redliphobia: Fear that your seemingly funny headline will be redlit.
 
2013-09-15 12:23:10 AM
Transcribophobia - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-09-15 12:26:18 AM
Redditphobia: fear that your Fark link is old news.
 
2013-09-15 12:26:33 AM
Phobiatch - Fear of biatches.
 
2013-09-15 12:28:17 AM
Snobophobia: The fear that you enjoy a mass-market pilsner.
 
2013-09-15 12:29:06 AM

ultraholland: Floriphobia: The fear that stories from Florida will cease, thus rendering Fark useless.



That is a real fear, but it easily cured with a brief visit.


/Briefer is better
 
2013-09-15 12:29:19 AM
Minutiaphobia - fear that your joy for life is slowly being drained away a drop at a time by moronic irrelevancies.
 
2013-09-15 12:29:50 AM
sooshophobi: The fear that you're too drunk to stay awake until 1:00am
 
2013-09-15 12:30:37 AM
I have an irrational fear I will make a double post, but I don't know what to call it
 
2013-09-15 12:30:57 AM

Hector Remarkable: President Franklin Roosevelt famously pointed out that fear itself is really the only thing we have to fear.

Roosephobia: The fear of FDR coming back to life.



You just RUINED my evening.

/Visions of Yalta will HAUNT my dreams
 
2013-09-15 12:31:46 AM
I have an irrational fear I will make a double post, but I don't know what to call it.
 
2013-09-15 12:31:50 AM
Loremphobipsum:

  blog.adlo.es
The fear of filler text.
 
2013-09-15 12:32:13 AM
Let me correct my submission...


Agorgoraphobia: The fear of seeing what cannot be unseen.
www.twinsofevil.net
 
2013-09-15 12:33:03 AM
Foobiea.


/The fabulous guy get it
 
2013-09-15 12:34:07 AM
Now that I think about it, I'm also afraid I will post a comment without finishing it.  You know how you can sometimes
 
2013-09-15 12:34:45 AM

Hector Remarkable: President Franklin Roosevelt famously pointed out that fear itself is really the only thing we have to fear.


And spiders.
 
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