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(Daily Mail)   Don't just talk to your plants, caress them. Well I guess that explains cucumbers   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-09-15 07:12:07 AM
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/spring isn't the only thing that would come
//i'd jizzosynthesis in her mouth
 
2013-09-15 07:49:49 AM
*cue Stevie Wonder*?
 
2013-09-15 09:02:58 AM
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2013-09-15 09:22:50 AM
Eric 'Otter' Stratton: My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
Marion Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
 
2013-09-15 09:36:29 AM
This one time, at garden camp...
 
2013-09-15 09:49:40 AM
wtf is 'mould'? why can't the british spell english correctly?
 
2013-09-15 09:54:15 AM
couldn't you just create and spray a solution of DMSO and jasmonic acid or something and induce the stress genes? maybe salicylic acid, or ethylene or somecrap.
 
2013-09-15 09:57:31 AM
Putting the WHORE in horticulture.
 
2013-09-15 09:58:32 AM
Caressing plants will make the tomatoes blush and make melons larger.
 
2013-09-15 10:05:34 AM
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2013-09-15 10:13:01 AM
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"One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!"
 
2013-09-15 10:14:37 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Putting the WHORE in horticulture.


You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
 
2013-09-15 12:13:38 PM
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

--Jack Handy

utah dude: couldn't you just create and spray a solution of DMSO and jasmonic acid or something and induce the stress genes? maybe salicylic acid, or ethylene or somecrap.


What the hell--Where do you think you are, Harvard?
 
2013-09-15 04:02:37 PM
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2013-09-16 01:51:05 AM
I have cactuses. I don't wanna pet cactuses.
 
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